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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" we will thoroughly verify Hosei Yamasaki's drinking habits!
Today will be a terrible day.
It's been years since "Gaki no Tsukai" started, but honestly, there have been times when you've been slacking off.
Well, well, well...
How do you say it? If you go back in time...
Tsukkomi Robo!
Even now...
Just thinking about it makes me want to sleep.
But I don't think it will be like that today.
I don't know about you, but...
I think it will be a terrible 30 minutes.
Oh, really?
Is it a pattern you've never seen before?
No, it's not.
A few weeks ago, about three weeks ago, Yamasaki started to have bad drinking habits.
At the end of the show, Kokoriko and the broadcaster invited me to go out and drink.
I was trying to hide it.
I was doing it like, "If I can use it, should I use it?"
And when I saw it, something amazing happened.
Something amazing happened.
It's something that will affect our show.
So for now, please watch this part.
And we'll tell you what today's 30 minutes will be like.
There's a method to it.
What?
Are you going to play Jyo-yo now?
What?
Are you going to play Jyo-yo now?
Yes.
Excuse me. What's up?
What's up?
Oh, hello.
Thank you for your hard work.
Have you ever talked about it with your friends?
No, we haven't talked about it now.
But we will talk about it from now on.
I have something to tell you.
I'm wearing a simulacrum and a red light bulb now.
Which one do you like the most?
I like musical instruments, red light bulb and x-ray the most.
You like them all.
Yes.
What do you mean "yes"?
But I can't say it now.
In the beginning, I only played musical instruments.
But gradually, I want to expand it.
Really?
Yes.
But I don't know when I will do it.
This is definitely the shortest one.
Really?
This is the shortest one.
What do you like to drink?
Do you have something you like to drink?
No, I don't have anything.
But I always have a stomachache.
I don't have a stomachache.
What is health for you?
Health and...
You know...
When we wake up in the morning,
we feel sick.
Why do you think like that?
What do you think about my height?
Well...
You don't feel fat?
No, I don't feel fat.
If I said no...
I wouldn't say anything.
If you don't lend me ten million...
Won't you lend me the money?!
I won't lend you the money.
You won't lend me?
Not at all.
If you ask me for ten million...
I won't.
If you ask me for a thousand...
I won't!
I told you I'd lend you ten million.
That's too much.
One.
Here, drink this.
That's all you're drinking.
Excuse me, water.
Yes.
Water, please.
Why did you stop drinking?
I'm not drinking. I'm drinking spicy food, but I'm not drinking anything hot.
Then drink it.
I'm not drinking.
I'm not drinking!
Drink it!
I'm not drinking!
Then drink it!
I'm not drinking!
Yeah!
Enomiguse.
Let me off this one.
Drink up, guys.
Here you are.
I'm not drunk.
You're different.
What are you doing with Oda's chest?
It's easy for you to say, but it's normal for you to say it.
It's hideous.
Oh, it's good.
It's good.
I don't like you guys who are trying to eat me up.
You guys are trying to eat me up, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
You're saying that I'm not doing anything today.
You're saying that like I'm a gyarados.
I'm a gyarados!
Today's opening wasn't just about Nishun.
Don't say it yourself!
Even if you're a gyarados, I don't like you.
You don't like me?
I don't like you.
Of course you don't like me.
You said something funny.
Did you say you didn't like me?
I didn't say it.
Go home!
I'm sorry.
But a gyarados...
Go home!
I'm sorry.
Go home!
I'm sorry.
Go home!
Sit down, Ryo.
Sit down.
For the sake of my instrument, I...
I've sacrificed my life...
You're weird!
I've sacrificed my life...
For nothing...
I've sacrificed my life...
What's the matter with you!?
You just said something nice.
Everyone... Everyone... Everyone likes you.
- I like you. - Dandan-san, too.
- Yes. - Shiba-san, too.
- Yes. - Everyone likes you.
I like you.
I bought an opening for today...
Today's main character is a gyara-dorobo who doesn't do anything, you know me, don't you?
I'm a gyara-dorobo!
You're talking weird.
Talking weird?
You've been talking weird lately.
Is there something wrong?
I'm talking weird about you.
Is there something wrong?
I want to talk all the time.
That's impossible.
That's out of order.
Next complaint.
I can't talk.
Why do you talk like that?
You do it!
Do you want to talk?
Do you want to talk or not?
I can't talk.
I can talk.
I can't talk!
You can't talk!
I can't do anything!
You can't do anything!
You can't do anything?
I can talk, but I can't talk.
I said you can't talk, so you can't talk.
- Are you sure you can get it? - Of course I can.
- Can you really get it? - Of course I can.
- Are you stupid? - Are you serious?
- What do you think I'm doing? Go home! - No, no, no.
- Go home. - I will go home.
- But is it really possible for me to go home? - Let's go.
- I'm going home. - I'll take you home.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Why did you throw it? - I don't know.
- Let's go home. - Let's go home.
- What do you think about it? - It's not good.
- It's not good.
- We'd like to participate in it. - That's right.
- If we do it, we can get 20 percent. - He's already given up.
- Ah, that's right. - I'm sorry for him, too.
- I don't want to show off like this. - That's right.
- Well, let's call him. - Here we go.
- Funny entertainer. - Here we go.
It's finally here!
Let's go!
Wow!
He's getting excited by himself.
It's finally here.
So, this is the opening for "Keiondan", right?
That's right.
This is the song that we originally came up with.
Yes.
What did you come up with for that song, Mr. Yamasaki?
Yes, Mr. Yamasaki.
I thought about it for a moment, but I thought it would be better for you to do it.
Didn't you say it yourself?
No, I really thought about it.
When I woke up today, I was in a lot of trouble.
I was thinking of running away.
You know, from the TV show "Izunin", right?
But, it's finally here.
It's finally here.
There's a sense of responsibility.
That's right.
It's amazing that we can do this.
Let's do it. Let's get 20 percent.
I'll leave the talk to you.
Yes.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Please tell me one thing.
Yes.
How should we do it?
I can't think of anything.
I don't know.
You can say what you think honestly.
No, it's funny.
It's funny.
That's why I can't think of anything.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
You two are always like this.
Stop it!
Are you okay?
No!
Hey, are you okay?
Are you okay?
No! No! No! No!
It's almost time!
It's about to start!
No! No! No!
I'm sorry!
I've been waiting for you!
Are you sure you want to say that?
You want me to say it?
No! No! No!
You don't want to say it?
I don't want to say it.
Are you still going to sleep?
Yes!
Are you going to run away again?
I'm going to run away.
All right!
Let's do it! Let's do it now!
Let's do it!
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Are you okay?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Here he is! The funny comedian of political punishment!
Hello, everyone!
Today, I'd like you all to get a little bit of my charm!
Now, let's do our best together!
For about...
One and a half hour!
I'm going to be quiet, so I'm going to get you all involved in a blast and blow you away!
Now, let's do it!
You know, recently...
Um...
Really...
Recently, you know...
Um...
Oh...
Wait a minute...
Um...
Oh? Wait a minute...
What was I trying to say?
Um...
Recently, you know...
There's been a lot of things that have made me angry...
Um...
Well, I don't know what you've been up to lately...
Recently, you know...
There's been a lot of things that have made me angry...
Well, there's been a lot of things that have made me angry...
Um...
Excuse me...
I just...
I just blew it all away...
Excuse me...
One more time...
Excuse me...
What should I do? What should I do?
Well, I'm a man, you know...
Um...
What's wrong with you?
Excuse me...
I just blew it all away...
Everything...
Your face is really stiff...
And the audience...
They've noticed how stiff your face is...
And the audience is kind of nervous, you know...
Oh, really?
Oh, no...
This is really bad...
Yeah...
Let's do it!
Your face is even more stiff now...
You were fine just now...
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Well, let's do our best today.
Today, I'd like you to enjoy my stand-up comedy.
I'm going to get you involved in the whirlpool of laughter.
Let's go up.
Today, well, there were a lot of things.
Recently, I've been walking and I'm very angry.
I'm very angry, but I'm sick, so I get sick.
Well, I once did something called "captain fiber".
Do you know about "captain fiber"?
It's very, very painful, "captain fiber"!
Well, I see a strange face, but my stomach hurts.
Then my stomach hurts and I don't know why.
I did "captain fiber", but "captain fiber" is very, very painful!
Well, I put something like this cord in my butt.
But the cord doesn't go in as it is, so I put air in it like this.
I put air in it like this and put the cord in it like this.
Well, it's very, very painful.
Well, it's okay if it hurts, but it's very, very embarrassing.
I put air in it, so it comes out with it.
I thought, "This is embarrassing."
There are a lot of things that make me angry.
Well, you know, when I say "Roppongi", I get angry.
When I say "Roppongi", I walk around Roppongi.
A while ago, when a foreigner, a black person, and I walked around Roppongi, we bumped into each other.
It was scary.
Three black people bumped into me.
The black person was very scared and said, "Whoa, whoa!"
Whoa, whoa!
You idiot!
I don't know if it's scary or not.
Well, I had a lot of feelings like that.
I did a lot of things.
Aaaaaah!
I'm sorry.
Okando is a funny guy and I'm kind of weird too.
My parents are weird.
I was in a comic called "Team Zero" with Norias.
I won a prize for my team in an ABC contest.
They came to see me and I didn't want them to see me anymore.
They were all nervous and so was I.
And in the end...
The best newcomer in the ABC contest is...
Sai-san is...
The best newcomer in the contest is...
Team Zero!
And I said, "Yes!"
You're not in my team!
And then I said, "Yes!" and I said, "I give up!"
I still don't know what I wanted to say.
But...
Let me hear you!
Why?!
I have a question for you, Mr. Yamasaki.
Please tell me how to get rid of lions.
We don't know what will happen in the 21st century.
When a lion...
When a lion attacks you...
I'd like to tell you how to get rid of it.
Lions...
They come, don't they?
When a lion attacks you...
A lion attacked me!
A lion is here!
I've never met a lion like you!
Are you stupid?!
You're scary!
For example...
No matter what situation you're in, you can always laugh.
This is a question for you, Yamasaki-san.
My girlfriend says she likes funny people and always asks me to laugh with her.
But I'm an amateur and I often slip.
So Yamasaki-san, please teach me how not to slip under any circumstances!
This is...
This is good.
This is the first time we're revealing this.
We're going to do an impersonation.
This will definitely work!
First, an Adachimi impersonation.
If you pity me, give me money!
That was really... really stupid!
This will definitely work!
Something else!
Everyone, please remember this!
Yakushima's Hiroko impersonation!
Speed!
It's cold, get out of my way!
Hurry up!
I can't move my body.
Let's start the Q&A corner.
I'd like to be a farmer.
Huh? Where did he go?
He ran away. Huh?
He ran away.
Toilet?
Toilet? Why can't you go to the toilet all of a sudden?
Toilet! This way!
He ran away.
Huh? What's that?
You!
Why did you run away?!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Stop!
Hey!
Catch him!
Hey!
This is bad.
I was scared.
Hey!
Who's running away?!
I was scared!
You wear the power gear and run away.
Just like that.
- What is it? - What is it?
Huh?
What is it?
I'm done.
Huh?
I'm done.
What?
Go. Don't laugh all of a sudden.
You're a scary man!
You understand me now?
Are you leaving?
- Sir! Sir! - Sir!
- Sir!
- Calm down a bit. - I'm done with this.
- Calm down. - I'm done with this.
- Well, you did read him. - Did I?
I know it's a lie, but...