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On the first episode of "Kids Don't Use It!"
The unreleased opening title is...
If anyone blinks, it's a punishment for fear!
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So, like in the last episode, they called out various titles.
If anyone blinks, it's a punishment for fear!
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If anyone blinks, it's a punishment for fear!
On the first episode of "Kids Don't Use It!"
A total of three men will play "Kids Don't Use It!"
The final call is...
If anyone blinks, it's a punishment for fear!
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Who will be sacrificed this time?!
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This time, it's a version up!
A double pie-throwing hell with two pies in both hands!
And next up is...
If anyone blinks, it's a punishment for fear!
Alright, go!
When I looked at the lights for a second,
it was hard for me to see because of the light.
Go!
Alright, go!
Alright, three!
Two!
One!
Go!
On the first episode of "Kids Don't Use It!",
Seigi Shizugi, Masahara Seigi, Nenmasu Quiz, and Ogamoto have no roles!
(Laughter)
The last one is...
(Music)
Three, two, one, go!
Seigi Shizugi, Masahara Seigi, Nenmasu Quiz, and Ogamoto have no roles!
(Laughter)
He's drooling.
(Laughter)
He's drooling.
His hair is in the middle of his face.
(Laughter)
Here is Masahara Seigi's role!
(Music)
(Laughter)
Did you really do it?
I didn't.
(Laughter)
You said it so easily.
(Laughter)
I usually remember what's going on.
I didn't do it.
(Laughter)
The last one is...
Three, two, one, go!
This time, at Gakiro Tsukai Araen, "chiki-chiki", international exchange project, London-Paris-New York, "tactical neurasthenia"!
Amazing!
I'm sorry for getting too excited!
I'm shaking! I'm shaking!
Next up is... A hot bath of hot water directly hits your face!
Wow! It's huge!
Isn't it French bread?
It's huge!
It's good, isn't it?
It's French bread, isn't it?!
It's not French bread!
What is this?!
You got a big one again!
My hands are hot! Hot! Hot!
Next up is...
Hot! Hot!
This is easy!
Three, two, one, go!
This time, at Gakiro Tsukai Araen, "chiki-chiki", international exchange project, London-Paris-New York, "tactical neurasthenia"!
Alright!
It's definitely hot!
It's better than the round one. Let's go with the long one.
Let's go with the round one or the long one!
This is weird!
If you get it on your skin, you're done for!
Hot! Hot!
Let's do it! Here is the topic!
Let's say it!
Three, two, one, go!
First, at Gakiro Tsukai Araen, "chiki-chiki", first international exchange project, London- Paris-New York, "tactical neurasthenia"!
Thank you for your hard work!
Do it! Do it!
Okay!
Alright!
Three, two, one, go!
First, at Gakiro Tsukai Araen, "chiki-chiki", first international exchange project, London- Paris-New York, "tactical neurasthenia"!
Hot! Hot!
Who is it?! Who is it?!
It's hot in here!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm taking it!
It's okay, dad!
Are you okay?
How many people are there?!
You're holding it nicely, dad!
How many people are there?!
Let's say it!
First and foremost, next to me is...
Huh?!
Here we go!
Three! Two! One, go!
First, in the "Kid's World," Endo wants to get a million yen and become the number one gamer in the world!
Hyaaaahhhh!
Nyaaaahhhh!
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Let's end it with Endo.
What?
I'm risking my life.
What is this?
It's boiling water.
I was wondering if it was possible.
Your clothes are all falling down.
That's right, if you say it's fine.
If you say it's fine, it's fine.
Here is the situation.
Let's go!
Yes!
Three!
Two!
One!
Nine!
First!
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
It passed! It passed!
A person passed!
What is it?
A person passed by! A person just passed by!
No, it's fine!
A person passed by in front of me.
Well, it's fine.
A person passed by.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
Ow, ow, ow, my finger.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yes! Three!
Two!
One!
Nine!
First!
Next!
Ladies and gentlemen...
You know, the other day you were talking about a family manager in a car park.
A family manager! Yes, yes.
You know, my father-in-law is a tanuki.
He's terrible!
What?!
He's always in a good place, even if he's not there!
Yes, yes.
You know, he was a tanuki manager at the time.
Do you know him?
My father-in-law was a pig's father.
You know, he's been there for a few months now.
Maybe three months.
I think he's getting better.
That's not good!
How is he getting better?!
I don't know, but he apologizes several times a day.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And yesterday, I was hungry at CX and said, "I'm going to the bathroom," and he said, "Yes, go ahead," and kept going.
Right?!
He kept going to the bathroom!
There's quite a distance from my corner of Fuji TV to the bathroom!
There is, there is.
Right?!
He's good at that!
You know, it's embarrassing!
For other talents and other managers!
Matsumoto is a pig's father again.
Even if I was walking normally and there was a guy like this in front of me, it's kind of weird!
And there was a bathroom.
"Here you go, here you go," and he went into the bathroom!
When I say this, I don't want people to think it's a joke or something, but it's not a joke at all.
I go into the bathroom and say "Here you go, here you go," and there's a guy who's pooping, right?
I go in and look at the toilet and say "Here you go!"
Are you going to do it?
As soon as I got in the bathroom, I thought it was weird.
I thought, "Oh, he's going to do it."
I'm going to do it, too, but he's going to do it, too.
I thought he was going to do it, but when I looked in the bathroom and said "Here you go," he was laughing a little.
You know, this is what happens when you guide people.
Here you go!
"Where's the interview room?" "Here you go!"
I go in and say "Here you go," and there's a guy who's pooping, right?
It's weird.
He's definitely here.
He's here.
He's definitely here.
He was laughing like this.
He's really weird.
After work, he sometimes brings something to give someone.
You know what I mean?
I put it in the car.
I go in and look at it and it's already there.
That's what you give to people.
You put it in the car and say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Which one is it?
"I'm sorry," and where do you take it?
That's right.
When I came here for work, I didn't have anything to eat.
I shouldn't be angry here.
I live alone.
And I'm a man.
I can't eat breakfast by myself in the morning.
When I came here, I should have prepared some food.
I said "I'm sorry, I understand."
The next day, I asked the person over there.
Do you want spaghetti napolitan or bongore?
Is it okay for you to ask me that?
Is it okay for you?
He gave me all the menus.
That's painful.
Is it okay for you?
But you're doing it.
I went to buy slippers.
New slippers.
Why don't you wear shoes?
It's easier with slippers.
When you went on a summer trip...
I went to Ise.
Did you wear slippers back then too?
I wore slippers back then too.
But it was better because it was a summer trip.
Ah, I see.
Last winter in Niigata...
Yes, yes.
I wore slippers in heavy snow.
That was tough.
Ah, I see.
So you went to buy slippers?
I went because I wanted to buy new slippers, but I only had shoes, slippers and an umbrella.
I see.
And this old man was completely dumbfounded.
Yes.
Please give me slippers.
It was 2,300 yen.
Yes.
He gave me 3,000 yen for 2,300 yen and asked me for a receipt and a change.
Ah, he gave me 2,500 yen.
Ah, and it was 2,200 yen.
Which one is it?!
Anyway, how much were the slippers?
What?
How much were the slippers?
Um, it was 1,500 yen.
No way!
It's a lie.
It was 2,200 yen.
And he gave me 2,500 yen.
He gave me 2,500 yen and asked me for a change of 300 yen.
And this old man said, "Okay," but he kept looking at the register and it was frozen.
Yes.
He looked at the register and it didn't move.
Yes.
And there was an umbrella hanging from the register.
Yes, yes.
And the umbrella was a little stuck in it.
Isn't that weird?!
If you know where the store is, you should know where you're going!
Grandma came out of the back door and said, "What are you doing?!"
"Well, how's the transfer?" said the old man.
I have 2,500 yen and 300 yen left. I'm going to get it later.
Grandma said, "Go back in there!"
Grandma got scared and said, "300 yen!" when she went back.
That must have been input, right?
She said "300 yen!" at the end.
She didn't say it again when she went back.
If you don't think about it now, you might be fooled.
Well, you have a family there.
If you're fooled, no one will look after you.
Are you sure you're going to look after me?!
Well, if I'm really fooled, I'll say it clearly.
I won't let you look after me.
Why?!
Because I don't have a family.
You don't have a family!
Of course you'll fool me first!
If you fool me first, your wife and children won't look after me.
If you two fool me first, you'll go downtown.
Your wife and children won't look after me.
I don't think you should do that!
I'm all alone in this world.
I don't have anyone.
I don't know about that!
Well, you can't do that.
It's tough.
If you two fool me first and stay at home...
I hate you!
If you're fooled, you'll probably be fooled.
I'll probably be fine.
When you feel good, your brain will go "zoom".
What do you mean?
The back of your brain will go "zoom".
That's not fooled.
I don't know what you're talking about!
I was a little drunk.
I was trying to show you my face, but...
It's just my favorite thing.
It's been 3 years since you started dating.
Yes.
Does a man pay for all of your dates?
Yes.
I don't think you can say that now.
That's right.
Is there a good way for you to make her pay for your dates?
Well...
We've been together for 3 years.
I don't think I've ever said I'd make her pay for my dates.
If that's the case, you're a terrible woman.
Do you usually pay for your dates?
Yes, I do.
Even when you're single?
Yes.
Do you pay for everything?
Yes, I do.
I don't know if my head is open or not.
No, you'll pay for it.
Well, well, I'll pay for it.
Right?
Well, you know, I'm older than you.
Well, yes.
But you know, I...
Older than you?
You know, I...
How old are you?
No, no, I'm not older than you by one or two years.
But you know, I've never dated an older woman.
Oh, I see.
Me neither.
So if I were to date an older woman, I'd be a pretty old woman at this age.
I don't know what would happen if I did.
I don't know if she'd date me or not.
But that's been the case for me.
Right?
If you don't agree with me, I don't agree with you.
It's like I'm always surrounded by women.
Well, I don't think you're surrounded by women.
You don't think so?
Well, you're lucky.
Well, there are many ways.
Oh, are there?
Of course there are.
So that your partner doesn't realize it, you say, "Oh, I was dating someone I didn't know."
I don't feel bad about it.
There are ways of doing it.
Tell me about it!
There are so many men I'd like to ask about it.
Oh, are there?
Well, let me tell you about it.
In what way?
Well, let's say it's for dinner.
"For dinner," you say like this.
Yes, that's right.
Well, it's for dinner, right?
Well, it's fine.
Yes, yes.
Oh, I'm smiling!
You too.
Yes, yes.
Like this.
Well, well, well.
With pork and...
...wine, like this.
Right?
Well, well.
You do it like that, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
And then?
Oh, shall we go?
It's around here, but...
Well, well, well...
So you say it first, right? "Shall we go?"
Well, you can say it first.
From a man's point of view.
Shall we go?
Yes.
By the time you say it...
Oh, it hurts.
Really!
I'll go to the bathroom.
Put it down.
Well, well, well. This is good.
Of course!
In that case...
I don't like it when you make me do it.
It's not that stupid.
Isn't it?
And I can only do it once or twice.
Of course.
I can't use it.
No, it's only once.
That's how it is.
No, say it!
Tell me how to make you do it.
Make me do what?
Tell me how to make you do it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I know.
For men watching TV...
This is a checkpoint.
Yes, it is.
This is useful.
Yes, please.
Well, shall we go little by little?
Yes, let's go.
What kind of wallet do you have?
What?
First of all, don't say "what?"
What?
Your wallet...
Or maybe it's a gift.
What kind of wallet do you have?
This one.
Let me see.
You have this one.
Yes.
Here you go.
Can you move?
You know, that's how it is.
Shut up!
Stop it! It's over!
Stop it!
Not only in airplanes, but also people who fly above you always greet you. Is it true?
It sounds like a lie, but it's true.
Let's say you were walking in the studio.
If someone older than you walks up to you, you greet them before they do, right?
Yes, I do.
It's the same for everything in the world.
Yes, it is.
You show respect from the bottom gate to the top gate.
I know that, but...
That's how it is.
People who fly above you always do that, but they know that I fly above them more than them.
Let's say I'm a jumbo jet, and I'm flying like this.
Even if you're flying above me, I know that you can't do it like me.
Even if you can't do it like me, I know you can't do it like me.
Am I drowning?
A lot!
Are you too excited?
Judgment and Matsumoto, who do you think is better?
Yes.
Yazawa Eikichi or Nagamuchi Tsuchiya?
I'm sorry, but you don't know either of them because you don't have much education.
Hey!
Which one do you think is better?
There are various opinions about it.
Huh?
Which one do you think is better?
Don't give me that kind of reaction!
Well, I...
Well, I think so.
And, well...
As Shino Okan said...
Jumbo Ozaki and Jumbo Jet.
This is Jumbo Jet.
It can't be.
Of course it can't.
"Tomorrow's Show" and "Tomorrow's Joe" are...
Well...
This is "Tomorrow's Show."
No, it's not.
This is "Tomorrow's Show."
Oh, really?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not "Tomorrow's Joe."
"Nittere's 24-hour TV" and "Fuji's 27-hour TV" are...
This is "Fuji's 27-hour TV."
Why?!
But, you know...
If you run on "Nittere's 24-hour TV," your image will improve, right?
You should run next year, too.
Why?!
Your image will get worse.
Right?
If you run on "Tamada's 24-hour TV," "Nittere's 24-hour TV" will accept you, right?
You should run, too!
You two together.
No, I...
I can't do it.
Why?!
I can't do it.
I won't take it off.
You're telling me to take it off!
Well, I'll think about it next year.
Sometimes you should speak English!
I'll definitely run.
Sometimes you should speak English!
Let's run together!
What for?
Let's run together!
Even if we run together, it's different!
What's different?!
My pace and yours don't match!
I mean...
Like this, right?
Yes, yes, start!
Look!
It doesn't match at all!
I'm going to go like "zaaaah"! Like "zaaaah"!
Do you understand?
Do you think you can run at this pace?
What do you mean?
What do you mean "fast pace"?
What do you mean? Start!
But it's about the same time, right? Do your best!
It's impossible! I can't match you! I can't keep up with you!
It's hard!
I'll somehow keep up with you, too.
Do your best!
But...
Why? If you want to run, say it.
I'm doing my best and cheering you on.
You don't do anything?
No.
No, you don't do anything at all?
Like riding a bike.
You don't even drink water after a break?
You don't even wash your feet?
It's tiring!
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