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First episode of "Gaki no Sukai Aru Hende!"
Monthly unpublished opening title!
If you yell, you'll get punishment for fear!
COMING SOON!
Today, we're going to talk about the title.
The one you did, or the one you just made.
The other day's episode of "Mild Seven" and "How Far Can You Go?"
Kokoriko's instrument wasn't being played at all.
It wasn't being played at all.
Dantai!
Dantai Gyaku!
It wasn't being played at all.
1.8 million per year.
You don't have to say it.
But you just did it earlier.
In the dressing room.
If you get stuck or bite, you'll be punished on the spot.
It can't be helped. It wasn't being played at all.
Why do you keep saying that?
It hurts!
It really hurts!
What's with you?
What's wrong with me? I'm normal.
I'm trying to change you.
I'm like Tokino **** now.
You went crazy after you put on those little glasses.
Can I take them off?
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In the punishment game, fear will envelop you!
What's this?
What's going to happen?
I'm going to jump up.
If I don't jump up, I'll be punished.
That's the worst.
That's the worst cause of it.
Here is Yamazaki-san's question!
Look in front of you.
Yes.
This has happened before.
Let's say it!
Three, two, one...
Nine!
In the first episode of Gaki no Tsukai Araen,
downtown manager Shunin Chikichiki Nakibokuro Okamoto...
No!
Are you okay?
No!
Are you serious?
Yes, yes, yes.
No!
Are you serious?
No!
This is shocking!
No!
Okamoto!
Wait a minute.
My stomach hurts.
Your stomach doesn't hurt, does it?
It's like this.
Oh, I see.
Wow, are you serious?
Okay, I got five.
You've gotten used to it, haven't you?
No, I'm still not used to it.
Here it is!
Okay!
This is good, isn't it?
Yes, it's good.
Let's say it out loud.
Okay!
Three, two, one...
Nine!
In the first episode of Gaki no Tsukai Araen,
Chikichiki Hamada Misoshi Birthday Anniversary Amefto Tournament!
As expected, there is someone.
End-san!
Yes!
End is dangerous.
I'm used to it now.
End's is this!
You finally did it.
Let's go!
3...2...1...
Cut!
The first one!
However, there is only one chance!
Shikitsuki!
Illusion of gravity!
White notebook!
White notebook?
You...
You must have read it wrong!
White notebook!
End's is this!
This is...
What are you doing?!
What is that?!
What are you doing?!
You guys!
End's is this!
Wait a minute!
When am I going to breathe?!
It's all a coincidence.
3...2...1...
Cut!
The first one!
However, there is only one chance!
Matsumoto!
Illusion of gravity!
White notebook!
Shikitsuki!
Illusion of gravity!
End's is this!
You did it!
You guys are so funny!
Wada-ben's laughter is so funny!
And now, we'll change the attachment to a special one!
You can't afford to make mistakes!
The pain of fear awaits you!
This is tough.
Because you're dead.
And next to Yamazaki-san is...
This!
3, 2, 1...
The first episode was "Useless Kid", the second episode was "Bad Yamazaki Alone", and the third episode is...
Next Next Night's Ohara Garden
Are you okay?
Oonsei-san, are you okay?
Please stop.
You have a great posture.
You seem confident.
This is the question!
Okay, here we go!
3...
Wait, wait, wait!
You haven't said it yet!
What are you talking about?
This is tough!
Here we go!
3, 2, 1...
The first episode was "Useless Kid", and the second episode is "Next Next Night's Ohara Garden"!
Wow!
Amazing!
Did you say "next next"?
I did!
The first episode was "Useless Kid", and the second episode is "Bad Yamazaki Alone"!
Are you okay?
You've become "Bad Yamazaki Alone"!
I can't get a reaction like this!
I don't like it when you can't get a reaction like this!
If you guys don't do it, I'm going to commit suicide.
What are you talking about? I don't know!
Don't count until I say yes.
I don't know people like you!
I don't know people like you who watch TV!
Next is this!
Three!
Two!
There's a trick!
What is it?
Wait a minute, is it okay for it to be water?
Yes, it's okay for it to be water.
Here we go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
That's weird too!
It's not okay for it to be water?
It's okay for it to be water?
Hey! It hurts!
Next, you say it too.
It's not okay for it to be water?
It hurts!
It's not okay for it to be water?
It hurts!
It's not okay for it to be water?
What is this?
It's weird!
It's not okay for it to be water?
This is easy.
Right?
Yes, it's easy.
Little bird.
Three!
Oh no, oh no!
What is it?
I was calling it 'mother's watch'.
What do you mean 'mother's watch'?
Here we go!
Yes!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
First round, Gaki no Tsukai Yara.
Newcomers, oh my!
It hurts!
How many times are you going to say 'mother's watch' and 'little bird'?
Don't push me!
Change this.
The set broke!
I said don't push me!
The next punishment game is...
The promised pie-throwing hell attacks your face!
Now...
My...
Wait a minute.
It's hard to do this.
I'm going to use my own lynch.
That's a punch, isn't it?
Here's the question!
This is...
Three! Two! One! Nine!
The first time, around Gaki no Chigai, in Chikichiki,
the Naita Naita Korayakirezu ni Naita Keigo Grand Prix!
Here's Endo-san's name.
It brings back memories!
It was about six years ago.
Three! Two! One! Nine!
The first time, around Gaki no Chigai, in Chikichiki,
Tai Hai Ya!
What are you saying?
It's not "Tai Hai Ya"!
You're crazy!
It was "Tai"! It was "Tai"!
You're crazy!
Endo-san's name is...
This one!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What's with you?!
It's just an order.
Wait a minute. Give me some time.
Have you done this before?
Have you done this before?!
Well, if there's something different, I've done it in the past.
It's his first time doing something new.
He says he's done it in the past.
If you've done it before, just throw me a pie!
Just do it!
Three! Two! One! Nine!
Just do it!
You've done it in the past, right?
Yeah, I've done it in the past.
Wait a minute.
This is...
Alright!
Now it's cool.
Alright! Three! Two! One!
Nine!
The first "Gaki no Tsukai Ya" ending!
Chiki-chiki!
Super Ultra! Super Miracle!
Magical Rolling!
Fighting! Melodious!
Intro song challenge!
Thank you!
The first time, Yaki no Tsukai has won, Chiki- chiki has won!
He's doing it in a weird way.
I don't know what you're thinking.
You haven't said it yet.
I'm begging you.
You've come this far.
Aman-han, you're pretty.
I know, right?
Let's get straight to it.
Straight to it?
You're not going to show us?
I'm not going to show you the topic!
Just imagine what's written on the back!
Here's the topic!
This is...
This is amazing!
This is...
This is amazing!
He's dancing to the rhythm.
That's right, Aman-han. He's dancing to the rhythm.
If you hadn't come this far, you wouldn't have been able to do it.
Why are you holding it?!
Here I go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Nine!
The first time, Yaki no Tsukai hasn't won, and the total is completely preserved!
Yaki no Tsukai competition penalty game!
Social engorgement special!
Chiki-chiki game...
Who was it?!
Who was it in the first round?!
There were mountains in my ears!
The penalty game continues!
Look forward to next week!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Yaki no Tsukai!
Well, from now on...
Mono-san...
Yes, yes...
With a new set...
Yes...
Well, it's going to be according to my design...
Hey, why is it like that?
Why is it according to your design?
But...
I don't like it!
I don't like it either!
But...
Well...
I don't know if it will change in such a short period of time...
Yes...
I'm a little more moved...
Yes...
You guys...
Why do you say "wow" and "huh" so much?
What's wrong with you guys?
Well, it's fine...
Today...
It's a little late...
Today is also a good time, isn't it?
What's wrong with you?!
The shrimp is expensive!
What's wrong with you?!
Well...
Why is it like this?!
Well, I...
I really can't do it...
I really don't like it...
Well, then it's bad...
I don't know...
Well, I really can't do it...
Well, well, well...
Wait a minute!
Well, I really can't do it...
Let's do it properly!
Well, I really can't do it...
Don't put it in!
It's the worst...
Nothing...
Nothing interesting will come up...
Only a tie and a collar are left...
There is only this part left...
Yes, yes, yes...
Stop it...
Please, I'm begging you...
Hey!
I can't do it anymore!
This feeling is really bad!
Hey, it's fine...
What is it with you?!
Always!
Hey!
It's like...
Nonsense!
It's like that...
It's fine...
Let's do it properly at least once...
Hey!
No, it's like...
Especially this...
What is it?!
It's like...
I feel like a captain who just woke up...
Hey, you're too loud!
A captain who just woke up...
Well, but...
It's not wrong...
Let's do it properly at least once...
Let's do it properly...
The guy in the T-shirt who said that said it...
Let's do it properly...
What is it with you?!
I know!
Um...
Let me really stop it!
I'm sorry!
I can't do it!
I'm sorry!
I can't do it anymore!
Hey!
No matter how hard I try!
It stopped!
It stopped properly!
It stopped all the way up!
Um...
What is it?
Seriously, what is it?
Ah!
Um...
Osaka's convenience store...
Ah! I know it! I know it!
Laugh a little more!
You know it, but you're not laughing?!
No, but...
It was in the newspaper!
A convenience store guard came in and said...
I don't want money!
And the pistol...
No matter how hard I think about it...
It was a cut-out pistol!
And I said "I don't want money!"
And the store manager...
After a while...
Took me outside...
Yeah, yeah...
Outside...
What is it?! What is it?!
And then that guard woke up and said...
Today we'll leave it like this!
And then he left me...
You're a masterpiece!
That's my line!
Said the store manager...
How interesting...
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
Seriously, it's an interesting story, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But...
Don't put it in!
I won't put it in.
No, you should put it in.
You should put it in properly.
Put it in properly.
Are you kidding me?!
I'm sorry.
I'll put it in again.
Seriously?!
I think there's a reason for it.
By the way, what do you do when you wear an overcoat?
Do you fasten it properly?
No, I don't fasten it when I wear an overcoat.
What?
Do you wear an overcoat when you cover your arms like this?
I don't do that.
But you do put it down, don't you?
Well, you can keep the secret as it is.
Do you show it to me?
It's been a while since I saw you up close.
How have you been doing up there?
Have you been working up there?
You know, since I live alone,
when I'm up there alone, I'm like...
Huh? Didn't I just see something?
But you've never seen it, right?
I've never seen it.
I haven't, but don't you feel like you've seen something?
Like a white wall, and you're like...
Huh?
If you keep looking like that, I'm definitely going to look at you!
That happens, doesn't it?
I may have said it before, but there are a lot of strange things.
Like when you buy a car, you buy it.
Should I buy it soon?
What does that mean?!
Should I buy it soon?
No, you want to buy it!
You can buy it, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Should I buy it?
And then the car goes crazy.
You can't explain that kind of thing with science, can you?
The worst thing I've seen in Japan is...
Next, a new car.
If you're driving at high speed on a rainy day,
I'll tell you what.
This wiper...
This wiper, right?
You can take it off here.
There's no way you can take it off, right?
You know what I mean?
Even though you're driving at high speed, rubber comes out!
Yap-chang! Yap-chang! Yap-chang!
No way!
Rubber...
Rubber was going crazy, right?
What are you saying?!
Look, you can only see this much!
No way!
You know, that's...
It's really worth it.
No way!
That's not it!
If you do things like that,
maybe you don't have love for cars in the first place.
No, it's because I have love for them that I can't say 'no' to them.
I've been so nice to you up until now,
but I didn't think you'd work as hard as you did at the end.
No, you're wrong.
You don't want to be separated from me.
So what?
So... I want you to pay attention.
I want you to pay attention!
"I'm paying attention." "I know you're paying attention, but..."
And you're like, 'Yah! Pshah! Yah! Pshah!'
And I'm getting off on a rainy day,
And when I'm fixing my hair,
It feels so good!
And when you're putting in the rubber band,
It's like, 'Ah!'
Who's that?
When you're putting in the rubber band,
It's like, 'Brum! Bam! Bam! Brum! Bam! Bam!'
You know?
"Yeah." "You know?"
"Yeah, I know." "Is it all okay?"
No, it's not all okay.
It hurts, right?
No, it's not all okay.
- That eccentric sensibility... - Thank you.
- I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who is popular in Komadom. - Of course.
What is Matsumoto-san's "my boom" that is popular only in you?
My "boom" is over for me now, but...
- Kouhaku Utagassen in my car. - I see.
What's next?
What do you mean? Ask me!
- What do you mean? Ask me! - Ah, yes, yes.
- What do you mean? - Um...
You see, my car has about six CDs in it.
I listen to them in the car...
- There's also "Nakajima Miyuki" in it... - Yes, yes.
- It's a battle between red and white groups. - I see.
- I listen to it myself. - I see.
- "Red is in the lead right now." - I see.
- And then I play "A" like... - "White is doing a good job, too!"
- I see. - That's Kouhaku Utagassen in my car.
- I see, I see. - Yes.
I want to be called "Heisei's Socrates"...
- ...but every year hundreds of people come to see me. - Ah, wait!
I'm already done talking!
I still have a lot of things to say after the commercial!
- Ah, I see. - That's one thing.
- That's one thing, too. - That's one thing, too.
- Also... - Yes?
- I mentioned this earlier... - Yes?
- When you go to the bathroom... - Yes?
Well...
To be honest...
I'm going to add this...
Wait, wait!
I can't see it!
Where did you hide it?
Is it here?
- No, no, no... Like... - You hid it like this?
- Huh? Huh? Huh? - I hid it like this.
Your... Your ***** is like this!
Are you going to take it out like this?
Well, well... I took it out like this.
Wow!
You can't do anything!
- I'm going to take it out now... - Yes, yes, yes...
It's a little funny that you can't use your hands at that moment.
- It's a little... - You'll laugh like this.
- What do you mean? - I took it out like this...
I was cut with both hands and did it like this...
Like...
There's something I can't support at all...
I'm sure you can support this...
What am I saying?
- You can't do it! - Explain it properly!
"This guy can't be supported at all," he's called and jumps out and goes "ja, ja, ja, ja."
But even though he ran away, he didn't support him at all.
"We can't do anything about it now," he said and took out his ID.
That's... funny.
In the name of Heisei's Socrates, I, Hoshii Mamanishi, would like to ask Matsumoto-san, who has come every year since hundreds of performances,
Matsumoto Hitoshi's Three Iron Lessons.
- Is that okay? - Yes.
What is happiness?
What is life?
What is a best friend?
I see...
No, no, you don't have to line up so quietly.
- Is that okay? - Yes, of course.
I'm usually an iron man, even if it looks like this.
- Matsumoto Hitoshi's Three Iron Lessons. - Yes.
- "What is happiness?" - Yes, please.
What is happiness?
It's not realizing you're unhappy.
Shit doesn't come out.
That was really cool!
What is life?
It's now that you're thinking about it!
Hey, don't take it out!
When you call or pick up the phone, first of all you say "hello," but please tell me what "hello" means.
Well, it's just like "hello, what are you doing?"
Actually, I want to change "hello" little by little.
But it's hard to change it.
It's hard to change it.
After all, it's the era of space.
If you can change it, it's exciting.
To make sense of it, I want to say "cosmos."
Cosmos?
I just want to say "hello."
I don't know what's wrong with "hello."
Don't look at me like that.
It's hard for me to say "cosmos."
But you want to say it, don't you?
It's funny.
Cosmos?
Cosmos!
You can say it.
You want to say it, don't you?
Maybe you'll say it in your car on your way home.
Cosmos!
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