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I've noticed something new.
For example, you go to a cafe.
You come in and order something.
And you're about to leave.
When you're about to leave, you call for something.
You call for something and you're told you have a cigarette.
It will definitely come and go.
It will definitely go around.
No matter how many times you do it, it will definitely go around.
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Last week, Matsumoto-san...
You're desperate!
I'm exhausted.
Exhausted?
Well, last week...
Matsumoto-san said...
You said it!
During a talk show...
When we went to a cafe and said "excuse me"...
They would definitely turn around.
Whether it's true or not...
Today, we want to enjoy it like a game.
Like a game!
We've prepared two cafes...
But we're only telling you about this time.
The staff won't know about it.
So, Downtown-san and Cocorico-san...
Please split up.
Yes, please.
You didn't say anything!
So, me and Hamada will split up like this?
Oh, like this?
Are you ready?
Who will it be?
One, two...
Matsumoto End Team!
Hamada and Tanaka Team!
I don't like this.
Why?
Let's change the rules.
So, Hamada-san Team will go first.
What kind of cafe is it?
It's like this.
This is the data.
This is a family-like atmosphere...
That doesn't fit the cafe's motto.
I'll write it down.
A realistic cafe that doesn't allow compromise.
Ah, this is it.
Why?
It's always the opposite!
Which one should we go for?
But, considering the cafe's motto...
It's like a family-like cafe that doesn't allow compromise.
It's good.
It's good, right?
Yes.
I like this one better.
I like End Team better.
Right?
I like this one better.
It's like a cafe that doesn't allow compromise.
I don't think it's good.
Yes, it's good.
Here it is.
Now, then...
Ah, it's started.
You haven't sat down yet, right?
I haven't sat down yet.
Start!
Ah, sorry.
Ah, hello.
Hey, sorry!
- Is it working now? - Yes.
- It's not working. - It's not working.
- It's not working like this.
- Is it okay for me to order a drink first? - Yes, you can. Anything is okay.
- Ah, really? - Anything is okay.
- Then I'll think about it for a moment. - Yes.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- It's not working at all! - It's not working.
- You surprised me once. - It's not working.
- You're sitting in a bad position. - It's not working.
- Orange juice? - Yes.
- Is it working now? - It's not working.
- It's not working.
- Eh, really? - It's the other way around.
- It's not working. - What do you mean "the other way around"?
- So... - Yes.
- If you're going like this and you're going around to the left, it's not working. - Yes.
- I'm not trying to sell you off with that! - No, no!
- That's what I'm saying. - That's what you're saying.
- Because if you get paid with that, you won't be able to make any money. - Yes.
- You're just looking back. - Yes.
- I'm just quiet. - I'm just going to keep talking like this.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- It's not working once again! - It's not turning to the left!
- There's no resistance. - What resistance? It doesn't turn to the left in the first place!
- It's not turning to the left. - Don't speak up, you're being asked about it!
(I don't know what's going on, but I can't help but laugh)
Oh, you took your vaccine, didn't you?
Excuse me!
Yes!
This is the timing, right?
This way! I just turned around!
Yes! I just turned around once!
Excuse me!
I just turned around!
Excuse me!
Come on! Come on!
Can you not open it?
OK!
I just turned around.
He's strict.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
I can tell just by looking at you.
Yes!
I turn around with my toes.
Come on!
Forget it! Just eat and go home!
He gave up!
Perfect!
Eat and go home!
What do you mean "go home"?
You can't go to the men's room anymore?
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about!
He's strict!
I'm done!
Hey!
I'm looking forward to playing more games!
Hey, Yamanaki!
Yes!
You have to do it next time!
You have to play music!
I can't do it! I'm working!
You have to do it!
I'm going!
Please!
I'm hungry!
Please!
Yes!
He's fast!
I'm sorry. I told you to come back.
I told you to come back.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Why can't you hear me?
I told you to come back.
But you were all so jealous of me.
But if you want to eat, you can eat and come back.
I'm sorry.
Yamai-san is a kind person, so I'll give you a sweet score.
Wait a minute!
How much is it worth for you to wait for me?
Show me that.
You guys were saying "turn"!
We were saying "turn"!
No matter what...
For example, you come like this, right?
You come like this and give me a hint.
Yes, yes.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Your order is...
Yes, I understand.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Like this.
Like this much.
It's not good.
Well, just go in.
No, no, dad.
Dad.
Don't be so nostalgic.
We'll start now.
We'll start now, right?
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
She's a young girl.
Yes, she is.
I'm sorry.
It's normal.
It's very, very normal.
I've been waiting for you.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
I'm sorry.
Are you waiting for me?
I'm scared.
I'm very scared.
Ice coffee.
No, ice coffee is fine.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes, please bring the menu.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Where are you going?
Excuse me.
Well...
Excuse me.
Well...
I haven't turned around yet, Mr. Mazumo.
Wait a minute.
Haven't you turned around yet?
Yes.
You haven't, have you?
No, I haven't turned around yet.
Count it properly, you.
I haven't counted it.
I've turned around about eight times.
We haven't said anything yet.
Yes.
Excuse me.
What is this?
Excuse me.
Where is the bathroom?
No, but...
Huh?
I didn't think you'd turn around this much.
No, I haven't turned around yet.
You haven't turned around even once.
You haven't counted it, have you?
I'm sorry.
That's terrible timing.
Excuse me.
I'll change the menu.
That was terrible.
That was terrible?
I've been watching you for a long time.
That was terrible.
I think it's too much.
Excuse me.
Can you give me one of those?
Which one?
The one that looks like jam.
Oh, the jam one?
Yes.
This is...
Apple jam and...
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Again!
Yes.
It's spinning.
It's spinning now.
What?
It's spinning now.
Wait, what did I do now?
You just did it now.
It's been spinning for a while now.
Yes.
It's spinning now.
That's amazing.
I'm sorry.
Water.
I'm sorry.
What should I do?
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes. You should have let it go that way.
Oh!
You did it!
Yes. Yes. Thank you.
I'm sorry. Can you do it again?
That was amazing!
That was...
That was amazing!
Yes.
Yes!
Let's do it about four more times.
No, let's do it four more times.
That was amazing.
It was brilliant.
Let's do it as many times as you want.
Can you do it?
I'm sorry.
Can you do it more?
I'm sorry.
Again!
You did it!
I'm sorry.
30 seconds! 30 seconds!
One more time! One more time!
I'm sorry!
Can you come here for a second? I'm sorry.
Shizuka is doing her best!
Right?
Shizuka is doing her best!
I'm sorry!
Look at that!
Shizuka can't turn!
8, 7, 6, 5...
I'm sorry!
3, 2, 1...
Turn around!
You can't do it!
Yes!
She knows it!
She's getting excited.
The result is...
We have 3 times in Hamada team and 3 times in emergency team.
Matsumoto and End team have 3 times in 22 teams.
Matsumoto and End team are completely...
Wait a minute!
It's strange, isn't it?
We've been waiting for this moment for a long time!
It's strange, isn't it?
I'm Matsumoto and End team!
It's just a game!
It's just a game you're having fun with!
I don't want it anymore!
What's wrong with you?
When did I cheat?
It's Hamada! It's Hamada!
What's wrong with you?
It's Hamada!
It's not my business!
It's been a year!
- It's been a long time. - Is it?
- Wait a minute. - What's wrong with you?
You don't look like a funny duo.
You don't look like a human being.
Did you go somewhere this holiday?
- Yes, I did. I heard you and Ise really went. - Yes, Ise went.
Ise went and so did Parque Esparña.
- You don't ride anymore? - No, I don't.
- That's amazing. - It seems like it.
- It's amazing and confusing. - It seems like it.
- Fuji-Q's... - Fuji-Yama.
Fuji-Yama. Fuji-Yama is not a tree.
- I see. - Do you ride?
- What? - Do you ride?
- Who? - Jim. - I don't ride.
Do you ride alone?
Can't you hear me?
I said I don't ride.
Are you playing a punishment game?
What punishment game?
Can't you ride?
Why are you playing a punishment game?
Can't you ride?
- Can you ride? - Can you ride?
That's amazing, really.
- Why are you scared of that? - It's you!
No, no, character-wise...
I'm scared of that because...
Oh, it's Matsu-chan. He's so cool.
Don't say "It's Matsu-chan."
- Don't say "He's so cool." - Don't say "He's so cute."
You're a character-wise person who goes all out...
Why are you scared of that?
- You should go more. - Why?
Why?
- You should ride it if you're going there. - I want you to ride it.
- It seems like you didn't think much of it. - Why?
- It was really funny. - Kimura didn't think of it at all.
You know, when I went there...
- He was saying "what do you want?" and "what do you want?" - I know, I know.
- Iwate, Ikeya... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Mei-san... - Even though he was saying "what do you want?", that man...
At the drive-in, eating udon...
At the end of the fried food...
At the hotel, eating cup noodles...
I don't know what I went there for!
You know...
You guys don't know, do you?
I ate something like "green fox".
I ate "green raccoon".
But at the same time, "green raccoon" also tastes a little different, you know?
I know that, but...
That's right, Kaben-kun.
You ate two of them, didn't you?
Well, well, well...
But if we eat together, I have to pay for everything, you know?
You little...
That's no use...
That's no use, you know?
Why?
Why is it no use?
Why do you have to pay for it, senpai?
It happens sometimes, doesn't it?
That's true.
When you go out to eat with a woman, you wonder why men have to pay for it, don't you?
And you think it's normal for women to pay for it, don't you?
I see.
I can't accept that, you know?
And on top of that, you think women should pay for it, don't you?
But women only pay for it when they don't have to...
And when they do have to, they say "men and women are equal", you know?
And, you know...
"I'm sick of it", you know?
For me, even if a ugly woman is walking, I'm sick of it.
For whom? For men?
For men, of course!
An ugly woman with her shoulders out like this...
I can't stand it!
And if she's wearing pants like this...
I can't stand it!
And if she's wearing pants like this...
I can't stand it!
I'm just saying it out loud.
That's fine, but you're a senior, you should be able to say it out loud.
You should be able to say it out loud.
Tagaki.
Yes?
Walking with a long umbrella after the rain has stopped is really annoying.
Don't you have any easier and cooler ways of carrying it?
You know, in the end...
Yes, I do.
Please tell me.
You're matching it up.
Yes.
Please tell me a cooler way of carrying it.
Um...
When you think of an umbrella...
This isn't an umbrella.
No, no, this is an umbrella.
May I?
This is the first umbrella I'm wearing since yesterday.
No, an umbrella is an umbrella.
To be precise, this stage is before the umbrella.
Can I say it's 20 years before the umbrella?
You're opening it up and it's already 20 years old.
An umbrella is this.
If it rains, you do this.
If it doesn't rain, you do this.
Basically, an umbrella should be like this.
Carrying it like this is the coolest way of carrying it.
Don't tell me you're going to turn around from there.
Carrying it like this is the coolest way of carrying an umbrella.
It's not cool.
Why is that?
I think carrying it like this is the coolest way of carrying an umbrella.
Can't I?
I'm not saying you can't.
I'm just saying you can't carry an umbrella in the rain and walk around like that.
Like this?
You can walk around like this.
There are people who get in the way.
Look, people are coming from this side.
You're hitting me!
Why do you look so surprised?
Try hitting me!
I didn't expect you to hit me.
I didn't expect you to hit me...
So you want me to hit you?
- Why do you want me to hit you? - Just hit me!
Why do you want me to hit you?
- Just hit me! - A normal person would do that.
- A normal person would do that! - Just hit me!
- Why hit me? - Huh?
- Just hit me! - You should have closed your mouth!
- Stretch it out! - You want me to close it?
- You want me to close it? Is that okay with you? - You've been fighting for 15 years for something like an umbrella.
- You want me to stretch it out? - You want me to close it? Is that okay with you?
You want me to stretch it out?
If you stretch it out, you'll hit the movie!
Let's stop it!
When you stop your bike on a busy road, you may find garbage in the basket when you come back.
That's right.
It's annoying to go and throw away the garbage.
It's annoying.
Or rather, it's annoying to throw it away.
Yes, yes.
At times like this, what should you do to make people look beautiful?
Well, you can think of various patterns.
Yes.
The first one is ignoring.
Ignoring?
What?
Is there garbage in the front of the bike you're riding?
Yes, yes.
There is also a way of hiding in the middle of the road.
No one saw you just now, right?
I was riding my bike and my dad came home and said, "Today is a good day."
Yes, yes, this is also a good day.
No, it's not!
There are patterns like that, right?
But you're taking it home with you.
But that's not possible, is it?
You can't do anything about it.
No, of course not.
You can do nothing about it, right?
Of course not.
Yes, yes, yes.
What should you do about the garbage?
Ah, is it okay?
Yes.
Your own bike has already been treated like a garbage bin.
That's right.
This is a terrible story.
Of course it is.
It's your own bike, right?
There is garbage in it.
That's right, that's right.
That's right.
You're saying it in English.
Now, what should we do?
Yay!
It's "yay"!
Y-yay!
Hey, you've gotten taller, haven't you?!
That doesn't matter!
Shut up!
Why?!
What should we do about the garbage?
Yes.
Huh?
The garbage in the bin...
Don't say it like that!
What kind of way of saying it is that?!
I'm sorry.
Be more gentle!
The garbage in the bin...
What should we do?
Huh?!
What should we do?!
What should we do with the trash in the closet?
Don't speak in such a high-pitched voice!
What should we do with the trash in the closet?
The trash in the closet...
Okay, let's say it.
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Ah, Matsumoto! I knew you'd say that!
Who are you?
You made me think of it!
I'm begging you.
You made me think of it!
Yes, I dragged you all the way here.
Right?!
If you're going to make me think of it, make me think of it!
No, make you think of it!
You think you can make me think of it?!
What should we do with the trash in the closet?
This is a human trash can, right?
A human trash can.
This is a human trash can.
Who is this?!
I wonder...
I wonder if it's Shibashitaro...
My bicycle's face is in the trash can!
Ah, that's right!
My bicycle's face is in the trash can!
Ah, it's the second time!
Will you be able to cover it up by now?
Something terrible is happening in my house.
Yes, yes.
My grandmother often takes a nap.
Eh?
Ah, she takes a nap, but...
When she wakes up...
I don't know if she's stupid or not, but...
She immediately tears up her calendar.
It's already New Year's in my house.
It's like a happy or stupid...
Well, life like this is fine too.
Goodbye.
Why am I...
Why am I in this house?
I'm in trouble!
My episode is going to be aired!
What am I supposed to do about it?
What's wrong with you?
Are you doing something wrong?
Downtown's...
Key-user Arahel.
What?
Right now...
I'm a key-user, but...
I'm denying it in the second half, so...
Ah, key-user Arahel.
I'd like you to look at it.
Give me the monitor.
Stop it.
Give me the monitor.
Drop the front too.
What's that?
No way!
What are you talking about?
Eh, really?
Did you call me downtown?
No way!
Let me see it again.
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