AISubs v3.5
Five men gather on the windmills, away from the hustle and bustle of the city.
Sooner. The men's battle for those words is about to begin on the historical course, here in Yomiuri Land.
Yamazaki...
Tanaka...
Endo...
Komurasaki...
Onuma...
Thank you for watching.
Gaki one Grand Prix
First time, Gaki's servant, Chikichiki, will challenge water slide world fastest.
The name of the event is Gaki one Grand Prix.
Today we will try water slide world fastest.
That's right.
The fastest...
Yes.
The fastest slide...
That's right.
It seems to be made today.
That's right.
Let's introduce machines.
Let's introduce.
Here you are.
These are selected machines.
First of these five, the fastest machine will be decided.
Downtown will modify the machine and challenge world fastest record.
This is amazing.
This is the body.
This is a good body.
My chest hurts.
Show me your back.
You are walking.
This program is sponsored by these sponsors.
The course length is 41.5 meters.
It is a high-speed water slide on a steep slope.
Let's start with Tanaka.
Let's call him.
Yes.
The first, Tanaka.
Let's practice.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Start!
6.36 seconds
It's fast
6.36 seconds
It's super fast
What's wrong with the car?
Manager, do it again!
Ready
Start
It's fast
Look at me!
4.79 seconds
Ready
Start
It's fast
It's hot
4.78 seconds
It's fast
Start
You hit my elbow
Ready
Start
Wow
Great
4.22 seconds
It's so heavy
Are you ok?
I'm fine
I'm a genius
I'm a genius too
3.88 seconds
Ready
Start
3.88 seconds
- 4.68 seconds. - I did it!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Well, I guess I'll go with Onuma.
- But I think it's fine for you to do it. - That's right.
Why?! Why?!
Why do I have to do it again?!
With 3.88 seconds, Onuma Masain challenges the world record!
- With our hands... - Yes.
- We will make you the world's fastest machine. - Yes.
- That is our advantage. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Let's go with sparkling eyes. - Yes. - Yes.
- You must be jealous. - Yes. - We will make you the world's fastest machine. - Yes. - Yes.
- I'm disappointed. - Yes. - Shall we do it together? - No, it's okay. - It's okay for us today.
- Well, we have prepared something that you can think of now. - Yes. - Yes.
- Let's try it many times. - Yes. - Yes. - I want to see it for now.
- You can't say it with that attitude. - I want to eat it, you know? - I'm feeling hungry right now.
So, before I eat you'll cook me a castella. Would you like to eat castella? Would you like to eat castella?
- That's sweet! That's sweet! - Faster! - Hurry up! - You know that she likes castella. - Ah, she loves it. - Isn't that good for you?
- You know the reactions have changed since you said you like castella. - That's sweet. - It's sweet.
- Well, let's do it! - Yes. - Yes.
Fast!
Start!
Pastela passed!
4.60 seconds!
This is not good.
We lost some time.
Yes, we did.
What is this? Jaguar?
I think this is good.
I think so, too.
Try this one.
I think you can go faster with this one.
Anyway, it is a Jaguar.
Yes.
It may be good.
Well, you are the only special one!
I don't have anything like this!
I will put this one on my hand.
I think you can go faster with this one.
I will put it on my feet, too.
This is not good.
This is not good!
Go faster!
Go for it!
You can go faster!
Fast!
Start!
5.01 seconds.
Hey, you!
Yes?
What was that "gaan" you said?
My tires are a little...
Oh, I see!
You're getting slower and slower!
There's a lot of them, so it suits you.
But...
This is for TV, right?
Yeah.
192 yen.
It doesn't suit you if you don't stand up.
He's an idiot!
Ready...
Start!
Whoa!
He's panicking!
This is what you call panic!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That was no good.
It's not over until you come back for some cheese.
Do you want me to tell you something?
What did you say?
I'm fast!
I'm not that stubborn.
You're not stubborn!
Have you ever seen someone like me?
No.
Whoa!
Thank you.
Ferrari.
I'll get you a JET engine.
A JET engine?
Go ahead and drive.
I've never seen anything like it!
Okay, everyone!
This is going to be a great race!
Ready...
Start!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Laughing)
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's over!
(Laughing)
It's over!
(Laughing)
From this angle, you were really cool!
Thank you for saving me!
- Thank you for starting. - Thank you for having me.
- You're very energetic today. - That's right.
- When I heard it in secret, it seemed like you were convinced of it in every word.
- That's enough. - Isn't it weird?
- The opening was long, too. - We don't need much today.
- Let's just do it quickly. - That's right. We don't have much time.
- Everyone, why are you so energetic? - I don't like it!
- I don't think I can accept your opinions. - That's not true.
- We've finally decided on a summer vacation. Thank you very much. - Really?
- Thank you very much. - Are you going somewhere?
- We've decided. - Where?
- You might want to join us, too. It's a very attractive... - Attractive?
- That's right. It's attractive. - It's attractive, right?
- We've decided on a place. - Where is it?
- Do you want to go? If you do, can I take you there?
- I don't want to go there, but I'd like to know where it is first. - All right. Let's say it.
- Elementary school! - That's not it.
- Elementary school trip! - That's not it.
- You just said something good!
That's what I'm aiming for this time!
To go back to childhood!
First of all, people in Kinki region like elementary school trip.
And they want to go back to that time!
But they can't!
No, we can't go back.
We want to go back.
No, no, we want to go back.
That's what we're aiming for this time.
We've been to many places.
We've been to Hokkaido and Sendai.
That's true.
We've been there.
I was about to bite you!
Safe! Safe!
But let's not do it!
Let's not do it!
I don't like that kind of dirty adult world!
Do you understand?
Yes.
But, you know, money and girls...
Yes.
That kind of thing...
You're already talking about it!
I'm already talking about it!
I want to throw it all away!
No!
I don't want it!
Yes!
I see.
You know, I noticed you have long hair.
You're an adult now!
Oh, me?
Yes.
What are you hiding from me?
I want to throw it all away!
That's...
Yes, yes.
That's what we're aiming for this time.
I see.
I went there when I was in elementary school.
I wonder if you stayed in a hotel when you were in elementary school.
That's a good theme, isn't it?
Yes.
Well, we can buy a pennant!
If it's like this, we can buy a club too!
Is that so?
Isn't it good?
What?
Don't you think it's good?
But there's nothing to see anymore.
But I'm sure you'll be able to enjoy it.
No, I definitely can't.
After all, you went back to that time.
There's something like that, isn't there?
You want to go back to your childhood.
Well...
Your eyes are dirty, boss.
Boss, you have dirty eyes!
Is it me?
No, it's really you.
Oh, is that so?
Your eyes are dirty.
No, that's why you're going back to your childhood.
It's fine if you have a lot of eyes.
Well, go ahead.
I'm sure you'll refresh and come back.
How do you know that?
You don't know that, do you?
W-w-well...
What do you mean?
Why don't you call me "Matsun"?
What? Why?
Why don't you call me "Matsun"?
Matsun...
What?
I don't know you at all.
No, no.
Old man!
His face now is!
Old man's face is!
You know, old man's face!
His face when he came back from the bathroom is different!
Totally different!
I'm not sure what to say, but...
I'm like a rice in my heart.
You're not going to need rice in your heart at your age!
Rice in my heart, yes, yes.
But even if you have rice in your heart...
It's still messy!
No, I just want to feel good and go home at the same time.
I don't want to look like an old man anymore.
I'm really an old man now.
You're an old man now.
If I go back...
Should I call you "Matsun"?
If I go back...
You're back!
That's right!
Matsun!
I'm really sorry.
Matsun!
I'm sorry, help me!
If I go back...
I will change everything!
Don't you want to go back to elementary school?
I do feel like that, but...
Don't you want to experience that feeling again?
That's right, but...
But it's different from then and now.
It makes me feel nostalgic, but...
There's always something going on between schools.
There is.
Do you remember riding a ferry in elementary school?
There's a lot of things like that, right?
Ferry boats and...
At that time, I was riding a ferry and...
You know how it's written, right?
On the ferry.
I was sitting there and talking.
And then...
A really bad-looking elementary school...
Well, we're in elementary school too, but...
I bumped into a really bad-looking elementary school student!
And I was talking and...
They hit me in the back!
Those guys...
When I saw them hit me...
They told me to get out of the way!
That's scary...
I got on right away.
That's scary...
I got off the ferry...
That's scary...
I got off the ferry...
And got on it.
But those memories...
Have come back from my school trip.
Oh, of course!
Of course!
Everyone remembers it forever.
Matsumoto, who has a past of being raised by a mother macaque...
Has been separated from his mother macaque...
And now, he's looking for his raised mother macaque in a barracin.
What kind of separation has been done to you?
I don't really want to talk about that.
How old are you?
Sorry, can you stop that?
No, I can't stop it.
The one who raised me is a mackerel.
The fact that I was raised by a mackerel is a fact.
It's irreplaceable.
How long were you raised by a mackerel?
From 8 years old to 10 years old.
It was very strict.
Were you always tired?
Yes, I was always tired.
Really?
Yes, really.
You didn't drink water for a long time, did you?
No.
No, no, no. Why are you sending me a towel?
Don't send me one.
Don't say that.
No, no, no.
Macchan has met many little people, fairies, and many cute guests in the past.
I think many people, including your partner Hama- chan, want an experience like yours.
So, if you run into little people, fairies, and so on, what kind of response would you like to receive first?
It's the same for everyone, but it's the same for you, too.
You don't want to be treated specially, do you?
No, it's not like that.
For example, let's say you were a half-fishman or something like that.
At that moment, what would you hate the most?
If you were told, "Whoa!", you'd hate it so much, wouldn't you?
Of course I'd hate it.
That's the worst thing about it.
I see.
You'd never say, "Whoa!", would you?
I see. I understand that.
Even if you were told that, you shouldn't be afraid of being a half-fishman.
If you weren't told, "Oh, you have a good sense of humor,"
you wouldn't have any time for that.
There's a half-fishman even in a place like this!
If you don't tell them, they'll open up to you.
Absolutely.
For example, let's say I were a fairy.
A fairy is fine.
Right? And like this...
At that time...
That's how fairies appeared.
Well, there are many kinds of them, but I know about Hane-koppi-kappi.
At that time...
With those arms, if you're caught with a cold title...
It would be terrible!
Is it okay?
Can I do it as many times as you like?
Yes.
You're happy to say that, but what are you doing?
Farting?!
Hello.
No!
You're too old for this!
Why don't you try it?
Who the hell are you to call me "bad mood fairy"?!
Do you always say "bad mood fairy" when you're in a bad mood?!
Do you happen to be in a bad mood at that time?!
Do it properly!
If you do it on TV, I'll lower it!
Why do you have that right?!
Do it properly!
Hahaha...
Hehe.
You don't look cute at all!
Don't you have a crying voice or something?!
Make it more like "pirupiru, pippi, te"
Hahaha...
Applause...
Good riddance.
Hahaha...
You don't even think of using me!
You call me "bad mood fairy" and act stupid just because I'm a badass guy, don't you?!
You're right!
What's embarrassing is half of it!
Ah, you know that, right? Embarrassment is all small!
Look, look!
By the way, your face that you're doing it is also distorted!
Is that so?
It's fine, right?
No, but if you say "hello" it's fine, right?
I don't know how to smile.
I'm so scared.
That's why you don't feel nostalgic for animals, right?
Really?
You have to be more like this...
You know?
That's the reaction!
If you don't do it like that, they won't open their mouths.
For example, even with ghosts and things like that,
those kind of bad guys will come out trying to surprise you.
And if you say "Ah!", they'll say "Ah, shut up, shut up!"
Since they're big success, they'll try to surprise you more.
Even if you say "Ah", they'll say "Ah, shut up, shut up!"
So, you know, when I'm sleeping...
This is serious, but...
When I hear "pshii", "oto" or something like that,
I'll say "Ah, shut up, shut up!"
I'll say "Ah, it's cold, shut up, shut up!"
And then I'll pull my pants up and say...
Ah, it's cold, shut up, shut up!
You know?
You're thinking about it, aren't you?
Ah, it's cold, shut up, shut up!
You're thinking about it, aren't you?
You're crazy!
Huh? What did you say?
Huh?
What are you going to do?
Ah, I didn't say anything.
What are you going to do?
I want to use my butthole!
"Butthole", what are you saying?!
That's right.
It's cold!
Oh, what?
Hey, let me do something, too!
It's so good, isn't it?
Right? It's so good!
That's right! It's fireworks!
I've been standing on my feet for a long time!
You've been standing still?
Still!
It's so good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
How about the three of you go together with that gesture?
Together?
Together!
Oh, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
It turned into meat! It turned into meat!
It turned into meat!
A man who is stronger and more valuable than curry,
it is a treasure given by God.