AISubs v3.5
Good evening.
You're making me do this again.
Well, it's not just me, but Hong Kong has also been transformed.
It's not just me.
Yes, of course.
Right?
Well, you know...
Yes?
The other day, you know...
What?
Well...
I always...
Well, you know, there was a glimpse of it in the opening, but...
Yes?
You said "It's M, it's M", didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
I wondered how far "M" would go...
Yes.
So I tried a "lady" course.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not a "queen" course, you know?
Oh, a "lady" course?
There's a "lady" course...
It looks a little soft, doesn't it?
Yes, it's a little soft, you know?
I tried it, you know?
Yes.
How about this one?
It was "monotone".
Hmm...
Well, it's not "monotone", you know...
It's a little different, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, you know, in the opening...
It comes, doesn't it?
Now...
I wonder if you'd like me to show you various things...
That's what you said, didn't you?
Huh?
Oh, come on...
Oh, come on, stop it!
Oh, stop it with the movie!
It's a movie!
I wonder if you'd like me to show you various things...
I'm really doing it like this...
It's true, isn't it?
Well, at that stage, I thought...
Ah, yes, yes!
At that stage, I thought...
Ah, yes!
I thought, "Ah, yes!"
I get it.
You get it, don't you?
I get it, I get it.
So, I came into the bath...
And again, I looked around like this...
In the meantime, what were you doing?
Well, it was "monotone".
What? While you were bathing?
That's right!
So, I was told...
Why don't you try sleeping for a bit?
Yes.
I was told that...
At that moment...
Yes?
A young lady...
Yes?
Came up to me and said...
How about this?
Funny.
This lady is funny.
It was way too fast.
"Too fast" is a bad word to say.
"Is it like this?" and I got hit.
You got hit.
At the time, I thought I would be really embarrassed and excited.
At least you did.
I wanted to be like that.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
However, what surprised me was that I didn't feel anger or embarrassment at all.
What do you mean?
I didn't feel anything.
You were hitting me with your feet, but you didn't feel anything.
I didn't feel anything.
I see.
That means I reached a point where I didn't feel anything.
What didn't you feel?
I didn't feel embarrassed.
I don't think you did.
Because I didn't feel anything.
I was wondering if you would show me.
You thought you would, didn't you?
No, no, no.
You didn't feel embarrassed?
You didn't feel embarrassed at all, did you?
An "s" doesn't have that.
How about you?
No...
No, miss.
That's true.
Oh, is that so?
An "s" doesn't have that.
You're a little "s", aren't you?
A little "s"?
You...
If you say so.
Are you mad at me for being in that situation?
Well...
What?
Are you going to show me all kinds of things?
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you going to show me?
Yes, yes, yes.
What you're about to say is going to hit me.
So I'm not going to be mad at you for that.
Why are you going to hit me for that?
You're saying some really good things.
But you're saying "no" at that stage.
You're a good person.
Why are you a good person?
Are you going to show me all kinds of things?
Even though you're telling me that.
No, no, no.
That's not it.
You're not a good person at all.
I think you're a good person.
That's not it.
That's not it at all.
What else did you do?
Well, you know...
You did a lot of things like...
You did a lot of things like... electric fire.
That's not it!
You can't use it! You can't use it!
Use it more!
Just say it!
No, you can't!
Even if you say it, it doesn't excite me at all!
It's still a lie!
I always...
I want to thank the guardian spirits who protect me.
When can we look back and see the guardian spirits?
You just said they're behind you, right?
When can we look back and see them?
Behind me?!
If they're around here, we can still see them!
Right?
That's not it, right?
Where are they?
They're right behind you.
Right behind me?
How far away are they from you?
No, they're right behind me.
They're right behind you, right?!
They're right behind me.
That means... even if you look back...
You can't see them.
Right?
You can't see them.
When can we look back and see them?
Right there.
Can I say something serious?
Something serious.
Guardian spirits...
Actually, this sounds like a lie, but...
They definitely don't follow you to the bathroom.
Why is that?
No, they don't follow you to the bathroom.
Because it's their privacy.
Who said that?!
I've never read about this in a book!
I didn't say it's their privacy, but...
So...
If you want to see a guardian spirit...
They're best when you're pooping.
They deceive you.
They deceive you?
Guardian spirits.
What do you mean?
For example...
You're pooping like this, right?
They're waiting for you outside.
That's sad.
I don't care what you do!
Cigarettes are different!
Well, I'm waiting for you.
You're a guardian spirit, aren't you?
My guardian spirit is you, but I'm waiting for you.
I'm sure you won't come.
If you're a guardian spirit, you'll hear a loud noise.
Then I'll put out the cigarette.
You don't have to.
You don't have to be found out.
You'll hear a loud noise.
So, when you put out the cigarette...
Look at me.
I can see you.
What's going on?
You don't have to ask me.
You think you're a good guy?
Well...
Not everyone is human.
That's all I can say.
You're human, aren't you?
You're my guardian spirit.
Your guardian spirit is evil, isn't it?
It's evil, but it's also strong.
What do you think?
What?
What do you think?
Well...
It's a squid.
And it's Mongolian.
Mongolian?
It's said to be the worst of all squids.
Mongolian squid.
Be careful.
Recently, I've calmed down.
A while ago...
All of my cell phone memories...
- Yes, yes, yes. - I can't erase the phone number of a girl who I don't see anymore from my cell phone's memory.
What is the criterion of judgment that I erase from my memory?
- Well, if a woman is kind, she will go out with you. - Yes.
- You should say "spat". - "Spat"? - "Spat". - What do you mean by "spat"?
- You shouldn't whine about it. - What are you saying?
- Are you the one who says "spat"? - It's me.
- What is the criterion of judgment that I erase from my memory? - Well, when you make a phone call and it's not in use anymore...
- You're being killed! - No, it's the opposite!
- You should say "spat" while crying. - "Spat"?
- Then where do you erase it from your memory? - It doesn't matter!
This is really scary!
Haminari-jijiya!
If you make me eat ramen, it will be delicious!
Then, to be honest...
Do you make a phone call twice and ask me if it's not in use anymore?
- You're being silly! - I'm serious now.
I tend to be chased rather than chased.
You're so cool!
I'm more of a "jelly" type.
- Can I be in that "type" too? - No, you're a "spat" type!
Ah!
What? You thought it was "jelly"?
It's "jelly Fujio"!
First of all, I have a question for you.
It became popular in some schools in Osaka.
Old man slapping
Who came up with this idea?
- Do you know about it? - I know about it.
- What kind of "slap"? - No, it's written there.
- Can I call you "old man slapping"? - You know about "old man slapping", don't you?
Well, I don't know about that...
Even if you look at me like that...
Call me "old man slapping"!
- The rule of "old man slapping"... - Yes?
- An "old man" can't do anything. - Yes.
- Draw a circle and put "old man" in it. - Yes, "old man".
- And above the circle... - Yes?
An "old woman" is standing.
- An "old woman"? - An "old woman", yes.
People around you...
Call "old man" "old man"...
And "slap" or "hit" him.
An "old woman" prevents that!
I think it's the opposite!
So, an "old woman" standing in a circle...
Is attacked by people outside of the circle...
And "old woman" prevents that...
- And "slap" them like... "old man" come... - "Old man", come and "slap" me!
- Can I try it? - Hey!
I'm going to beat you up, old man!
Do you know the rule now?
Let's decide who's the old man.
But you're all old.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I lost.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You're the old man.
We need one old man.
Let's decide who's the old man.
Rock, paper, scissors.
"We are that song's people".
- "That song's people". - Yeah.
- "We are that song's people". - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Wait a second! - What?
The grandma is still alive!
Everyone is just being beaten up!
Grandma!
You can see it!
You're the one who touched it!
That's right!
Wait!
Don't make fun of me!
You're the one who pushed it!
Then I'll make fun of you a little.
Old man...
Old man is fine.
Old man...
I don't like old men's clothes.
He's...
He's really painful because it hurts.
This guy hurts, doesn't it?
This guy hurts, doesn't it? I know it, too!
I don't know what kind of senior or junior he is, but I don't think about it much.
Should I change my old man's clothes?
Change your old man's clothes.
You can stay as an old man.
Old man...
Should I change my old man's clothes?
Old man... Old man...
What do you want me to change?
Just change your old man's clothes.
I'm an old man.
An old man...
I only need you to touch my old man's clothes.
I know that.
This washing place.
Wait a second!
Wait!
It hurts!
Wait!
It hurts!
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