AISubs v3.5
Even so, are all of you here old men?
We're all old men.
I'm sure you know that.
But when I listen to the conversation in the dressing room, I still feel like a "cherry boy".
Wait a minute.
You're over 40 years old.
Not at all.
You're still a "cherry boy"?
I'm still a "cherry boy".
As for hosting, I'd like to do something for my father the raccoon.
Yoshimoto's new face, manager Fujiwara.
From his style of work, he's a "cherry boy" who's loved by his father the raccoon.
We've invited a teacher.
Let's go.
He's been counseling students' problems every day.
Mr. Yamada Eiko.
Hello.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Yamada Eiko.
It's rare for us to invite such a proper teacher.
We'll have you give lectures in different stages.
Sounds good?
Let's start with this one.
Ta-da!
Conversation!
Let me call it "the first step of love".
Conversation is not a priority for you, right?
You're just like, "Shut up, will you?"
It's not like that.
Please set it up for me.
The first step of love
Now, Mr. Tanogiwaiji.
Go ahead.
It's a conversation, right?
Hello, I'm Fujiwara.
Hello.
What's your name?
Konatsu Kudou.
Ms. Kudou.
Ms. Konatsu.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Are you living alone?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Disgusting.
When you meet for the first time, you don't say "nice to meet you", do you?
No, we don't.
I see.
At that stage, you know...
She pulls you away.
She pulls me away?
Yes.
She has a meaningless grin on her face.
She's mean.
Yes, she is.
Checkpoint.
The beginning of a conversation.
If you do it from A to Z...
If you follow that process...
You will like it.
It's crazy.
Okay, let's do it, guys.
Sa
sari de naku
shi
shy na furi shite
su
sweet ni
se
semete sematte
so
sono ki ni saseru
Right?
That's stupid.
You just called it.
What did you say?
Stupid?
Can you say that now?
You're so hard-working.
But it was easy to understand, right?
Next up is...
Kiss
moe agaru jounetsu
I like this subjective.
- That's good. - That's good.
Finally, the conversation has become like a movie.
First of all, it's a kiss, right?
Here, all the parts that you have been in contact with women until now will be shown.
No matter how much you say lies in conversation,
if it's a kiss on the knee, you'll scream, right?
- Yes, Mr. Tanoki. - Yes.
- Please. - Yes, please.
His face is scary.
His back is shaking.
- He's laughing. - His tail is sticking out.
It's kind of hot, isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - Yes.
You guys...
Do what you can!
That's scary!
He was smiling and laughing.
He wasn't laughing, but his eyes were wide open!
Scary! Scary!
He was glaring at you!
I thought I was fooled, so I closed my eyes.
Oh, I see.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my!
Um...
Wait a minute.
What did you just do?
I'm scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
What's with you?!
I was surprised.
I thought you'd keep doing it.
Let's have a conversation.
Next up is...
Ta-dah! Peeling!
The way you were born.
This is...
What? What?
You're laughing!
There's a way of peeling.
There is.
It depends on the person.
It depends.
Mr. Tanogiwari.
That's good.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Yes?
What's with you?!
You're like that.
Yes.
Can you shut up?
Yes.
Can you shut up?
I'm sorry!
I was surprised!
Start!
I'm sorry.
I'm sick of it.
Are you desperate?
I'm sorry.
What's this?
I think girls like this kind of theme.
You make girls worry about it.
This is not good.
I think you should make it smarter.
You were doing like this with both hands.
Yes.
Don't you feel like your hands are shaking?
Yes, I do.
I think girls like this.
Can you do it with one hand?
Yes, I can do it with one hand.
Please do it.
I'm watching you carefully.
Look at the structure.
Can you do it?
Why do you know it?
Can you do it like this?
Oh, you can do it.
You can do it.
There are three sticks.
It's difficult.
It took me two tries.
Yes, it did.
I should have been able to do it in one try.
Let's do it.
Good, good.
I did it.
Mr. Yamaguchi, please do it.
While kissing.
You look sad.
Oh, it's good.
What is it?
I didn't do anything.
Why did you do it?
It's good, isn't it?
I think I can do it now.
Good.
You did it right.
Really?
I think you can do it like this.
I don't think you can do it like this.
Can you do it like this?
I can do it like this.
Like this, right?
And then you turn like this.
You don't have to go that far.
Yes, like this.
Based on this...
Yes, boobs.
As you like.
Do you need my face?
Boobs?
I can't look at you like that.
You can't look at me like that?
What do you usually do?
First of all, I say "I'm sorry" and then I start.
Why do you say "I'm sorry" to Tanaka?
Why do you say that?
I don't know. It feels good.
First of all, you say "I'm sorry" and then you say "I'm sorry".
You say "I'm sorry" and then you say "I'm sorry".
Even if you say it a little bit, you say "I'm sorry".
I'm sorry.
That's quite an "s".
It's the complete opposite. It's a big "m".
I'm the one who gets beaten up by girls like this.
This is me and girls are like this.
You're weird.
Don't worry about me. I'm lucky like you.
It won't be helpful.
Point Lesson. How to attack boobs.
Gently draw a circle like this.
Gently lift it up from below like this.
I see.
There are people who do it quietly like this.
This is a big mistake.
In my case, I like to do it like I'm putting strength in it but I'm not.
I see.
Not only with your hands but also with your mouth.
I see.
Mr. Tanukiwaiji, one more time, please.
Yes, you may want to lay it down.
It's heavy!