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The 8th Gagirosukai Arrangement Chikichiki Oogiri Daigassen!
It's the 8th time now.
Next is Oogiri Daigassen.
Now, let's have the speakers appear!
Oogiri Daigassen
Now, please introduce yourself starting from me!
I'm always cheerful and energetic!
I'm always excited!
But I'm not motivated at all today!
Ah, sorry, sorry, I forgot to stand up!
Please step back!
I'm Yomasaki Hosei!
Now, Yomasaki!
Yama-chan, I was bad just now, right?
Now, Otonari!
It's my first time as a Gagirosukai!
Today is Oogiri, but...
If I'm not motivated, I won't lose!
I'm Tanaka Naoki!
Now, Otonari!
I'm motivated, but...
To be honest, I'm not motivated at all!
I'm Kokoriko Endo!
Now, Otonari!
Even if you don't laugh even once and make me do it, I'll be in a lot of trouble!
How long do I have to do Oogiri with these garbage men?
It's very...
It's a comedy show called "Unkofumi"!
Now, Otonari!
Today's show was brought to you by these sponsors!
Yeah!
Are you ready? Here's the first topic!
Let's go!
Matsumoto is covered in shit.
You stepped on poop, didn't you?!
You took a shower, but you stepped on poop?!
Matsumoto is covered in shit.
Go ahead and say it!
How many times do I have to say it?!
Matsumoto is...
Wow, you're doing your best!
Matsumoto...
is...
covered in shit!
Matsumoto...
is...
covered in shit!
What the hell is that?!
That's what you said, right? Matsumoto is covered in shit.
You're a movie star. Got it?
Foot...
Huh?!
Foot...
What?!
Calf!
What?!
Foot...
What?!
What are you doing?!
What? What? What?
Foot...
Calf!
You got a lot!
(audience laughs)
- Hagi - mo - to - no - mi - ni - ge.
(audience laughs and applauds)
- Hagimoto no mi-ge.
(audience laughs)
- Okay, Mr. Matsumoto, give us the answer.
- Hashimoto no munage.
(audience laughs and applauds)
- Hashimoto no munage!
(audience laughs)
- What did you say?
- Hagimoto no mi-ge.
- What about you?
- Hashimoto no chin-ge.
(audience laughs)
- And you, Mr. Yamazaki, what did you say?
- Matsumoto no chin-ge.
(audience laughs)
- What's wrong with Matsumoto? - The answer is...
- Matsumoto kuso mamire.
(audience laughs)
- Take a picture of yourself!
(audience applauds)
Now, one of you will come over here and put a picture of you on your head.
Since you don't know what you will put on your head,
the other three will say "self-torture" to the person in the picture.
Self-torture...
Right?
Why would you say such a thing?
(audience laughs)
Right?
That's right.
The person in the picture, please listen to his self- torture and guess.
If you can guess what the person wearing 3 billion yen is wearing, you will win 10,000 yen.
Oh!
Alright!
Alright! Let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
(audience applauds)
Alright, next up is Endo's picture.
Here it is!
(audience applauds)
What is this?
(audience laughs)
This is...
You have to be careful.
Now, please do your own self-torture.
This is...
You have to be careful.
And...
This is it!
(audience laughs and applauds)
Alright, sit down!
Alright!
Yama-chan!
Hey, you idiots!
You jerks!
(audience laughs and applauds)
Well, I guess that's it for the first round.
Here you go, Tanaka.
I hate you!
(audience laughs and applauds)
I don't get it!
I don't get it at all!
Well, you do have power, don't you?
(audience laughs and applauds)
I admit it.
You do have power.
Here you go, Natsumoto-san.
Hey, you!
Hey, Yutaro!
Are you stupid?!
Hey, Yutaro!
What the hell do you want?!
That's none of your business!
What? Time doesn't matter, does it?!
Time doesn't matter, does it?!
I don't care what time it is!
Here you go, Yutaro.
Hey, you!
You...
What was that?!
A house is a house!
Stand in a small place!
(audience laughs and applauds)
Yutaro! Yutaro!
A house?!
You better obey the law, you bastard!
(audience laughs and applauds)
The answer is...
Hamada Manadoshi!
Correct!
(audience applauds and whistles)
Now, here is your photo.
(audience groans)
Hey, you!
(audience laughs and groans)
Hey, you!
This is a private photo!
This is only the second round.
Let's just keep going.
Right?!
There's nothing to be afraid of!
Right?!
Here you go!
(audience laughs and groans)
Hey, you!
(audience laughs and groans)
You bastard!
(audience laughs and applauds)
Shut up!
(audience applauds)
You better obey the law, you bastard!
Today, I'll tell you the truth!
Yeah, tell me!
You guys!
I don't know much about entertainment,
but you're just...
(alarm rings)
Huh?
I'm not on TV!
(audience laughs and applauds)
Huh? The living room was that big
That's right!
(audience laughs and applauds)
Now, the last topic is!
Perfect match!
See you again, Monmari!
(audience applauds and cheers)
Today, this Monmari machine
Yes
Has been versioned up
(audience laughs)
Huh? Yes
Now, first, let's take a look at the machine
Yes
Yes, please
Whoa!
It goes up and down!
(audience laughs and applauds)
When you first come here,
you go up and down here
(audience laughs and applauds)
You rub it
It's friction heat
Yes, yes
Now, the rules are!
From now on, you two in a group!
Yes
The topic is
If we say something
We'll say it!
Yes
One, two!
At the same time
If we say it, we say it!
Yes
Okay?
I'll give you ten questions!
If you get seven questions right,
you'll get 100,000 yen!
Whoa!
(audience applauds and cheers)
Let's do it!
That means, if you get it wrong four times,
you'll go up and down here!
(audience laughs)
It can be guppa or whatever!
Yes!
It can be guppa!
Yes!
(audience laughs)
It can be guppa!
Yes!
Ah!
(upbeat music)
Alright, I'll get ten! Let's do it!
You're beautiful, aren't you? I'm very, very beautiful!
You're very chubby, aren't you?
Hey, hey! You have prostate cancer!
No, wait a minute! I'm a little... Why do you say "it's okay"? Are you really okay, man?
Are you okay? I've never seen such a prostate before!
You don't know anything about prostate cancer!
You're just saying it without thinking!
Let's do it! First question!
What talent is selling more than their ability?
Hey, wait a minute! It's difficult!
Alright, first question! It's not that difficult!
Are you ready?
Alright, one, two...
What do you do?
What about you?
What do you do?
Hey, stop it.
What do you mean?
It's like I'm saying something to you.
Endo is painful!
OK, please go ahead.
Speaking of bad American names...
Let's say common American names.
OK?
One, two...
George!
No.
You're the biggest idiot in the world!
It smells like a poop.
No way!
I don't know.
I don't know this one.
Oh, it smells like a poop.
You...
Sen-chan!
It really smells like a poop!
Shut up!
It smells like a poop.
It's painful!
Hey, guess this one!
Speaking of fruit kings...
There's only one.
Yes.
One, two...
Papaya!
It's melon, king!
Melon is a little sticky.
It's not sticky!
I don't know this one!
OK, let's move it!
It's turning.
Wow!
Speaking of underwear color...
Come on!
Speaking of underwear color...
White!
Correct!
Let's move it!
Speaking of underwear color...
Speaking of where to meet up for a date!
One, two...
Cafe!
It can't be helped!
Mr. Yamazaki!
Mr. Yamazaki, take care!
Good luck!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
My legs hurt!
What hurts?
The prostate!
Did you poo this morning?
I've done lots of it!
Really, please don't smell like poop!
Got it!
Let's go! First question!
Speaking of the greatest American president...
It's him, right?
It's him. It's the only one.
One, two...
Washington!
It's Washington, right?
Raise your hands!
It's really Washington!
Um... Kennedy.
Tanaka, don't close your eyes!
What? You're wet. You're a little wet, aren't you?
W-why?
I'm always wet.
Hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Who are you?!
What's with you?!
Stop eating!
What's with you?!
If you cut me like that...
It's okay! Stop it!
You're biting my weight!
Okay, let's go! Second question!
Okay!
Speaking of Karl's flavors...
There's only one.
Here we go!
One, two...
Cheese flavor!
One, two...
Masakazu Tamura!
It's Masakazu Tamura, isn't it?!
Isn't it?
He's angry. He's angry.
Then why is there a "65" in the middle?
It doesn't matter what "chou" it is!
Okay?
One, two...
Sea urchin!
It smells sweet.
If you fail this one, you're done for.
You...
Speaking of ugly actresses...
None!
Okay, one, two...
Speaking of ugly people in downtown...
One, two...
Hamada!
That's not the right answer!
I was angry at myself!
That's what you get for asking too many questions!
Huh? You're laughing as you say the right answer!
Speaking of the king of donburi...
Nedant...
Nedant said it, didn't Kirina say it?
No, it's not like that...
Um, let's leave the talk as it is.
Nedant, um...
Yeah?
I knew it...
Katsudon or something like that...
What are you talking about?!
You said it!
Hey! You said it!
Wait a minute! Let me ask you two...
Did you say something?
No, we didn't say anything...
You said it! You said it!
What's up with you?!
Tanaka, did you say something?
Not at all!
You said it, didn't you?!
Okay, let's go!
One, two...
Katsudon!
Alright!
Correct!
Alright, here's another free question!
Okay!
Speaking of Yoshimoto's don...
Don't look me in the eye and say something...
I don't know what you're talking about...
One, two...
Katsudon!
Alright!
Hurry up!
Tanaka, you're laughing too much!
That's enough!
Time's up!
Wait a minute!
You know, I like you two...
But you can't even breathe properly!
Alright, Hamagami, you too...
What?!
Time's up!
I'm sorry.
So, it ended beautifully...
No, no, no! What are you talking about?!
I won't do "on air", but...
Let's play, let's play.
Let's play?! I want to go home!
Then, let's not stop playing.
Yes, yes.
Are you okay?
Am I in the way?
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute!
Don't do this to me too!
This is wrong!
That's...
Unacceptable!
I'm really embarrassed.
Don't look at me.
I'm really embarrassed.
If you mess up once, you're out.
If you don't do the quiz, you're out!
Wait, wait, why?!
You could have worn something.
I'm sorry.
Why did you wear something?!
What were you doing?!
Because I'm embarrassed.
You're embarrassed?! Then take off your pants!
What are you talking about?!
You're wearing pants, aren't you?!
No!
I don't like pants!
Well...
That's that.
You fell for it, didn't you?
Hey, what are you talking about?
Why did you do it?
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Seriously?
I'm sorry, but you've never been this close to me before, have you?
Now then, speaking of fairy tales...
Oh!
Right?
We're at a bad spot, but we have a lot of patterns.
Now, let's go! One, two...
"The Six Dwarfs"!
What?
What did you say?
Tomotaro.
"The Six Dwarfs".
Oh, I see.
Wait a minute! What are you doing?
Hey!
What's up with "The Six Dwarfs"?
Right?
That's right.
That's right!
Please go one level further!
Go! Go! Go!
Now then...
Speaking of first place...
Let's see...
What?!
Benz!
Now then, let's proceed one step at a time...
Why?!
You... you're really happy!
Even if you're tired, you'll understand, right?
You'll understand that much?!
You're strong!
Hey, wait!
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No!
Why?!
No! No! No!
Why?!
No!
I'm tired...
The staff is tired...
It can't be helped...
I'm tired...
There's too much electricity...
No! No! No!
No! No!
Now then...
Secret...
Open!
Secret?!
Just like that?!
Open!
Now then...
Now now now now...
Open!
Hey, what's with you?!
Are you sweating?
I'm not sweating at all!
Speaking of celebrities...
That's not it!
The way you say it is strange!
Now I understand...
You've done it before...
Now I understand...
Why are people born?!
I'm counting on you...
One, two...
Why?!
You said it, didn't you?! You're such a fool!
I didn't say it!
I mean...
It's a lie!
This is a lie!
This is a lie, isn't it?!
Why did Osaka become K.O.?!
Speaking of the King of Jewels...
Speaking of the King of Jewels, it has been decided!
He wants to see me!
Even if you cry or laugh, let's do it one last time!
Speaking of the King of Jewels...
What is it?!
One, two...
Emerald!
Why?!
What did you say?!
Emerald!
You were some nice friends!