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"Gaki no Tsukai" specialty project "Seven Changes"
Bold ideas, precise acting skills, and the power of breathing.
The challenger will show all of these powers without hesitation and transform into seven funny characters.
It's a serious battle that makes the audience laugh.
This time, the challenger is this man, director Otomo.
"Gaki no Tsukai" episode 1, "Tsukisugi"!
Otomo director, "Seven Changes"!
Otomo director, "Seven Changes"
Yusei-kun, you're the best.
Now for the opening.
It's always me.
What is this? "Writer Takasuke, Otaku Homunculus".
I've been there.
He moved.
This is...
This is okay.
It's easy to do.
There's about 20 places, you can go crazy.
This is amazing.
What about here?
There's something useful in Tanagawa.
There's a lot of business here.
Business is big.
If you let me in, I'll quit too.
This is all our staff's work.
That's right.
It'd be better if you didn't lose Kokori High School.
You know Isawa?
If you shake the camera in front of you, you'll fall.
What should I do?
In front of you?
Again.
No, it's my turn.
No, I don't know.
Let's go.
Did you see his legs?
I did.
I laughed at his legs.
He's a speed skater.
That's right.
I didn't know anything at first, but now I know.
I was waiting for my turn.
You're moving to Yamagi, right?
I want to move.
I heard you're looking for a house.
Yes.
One building.
You're looking for a building, right?
A building?
You're looking for a building, right?
I'm moved.
Anyone can do it.
I'm moved.
Thank you, teacher.
Did you watch it over and over again?
I'm moved.
Thank you, teacher.
I'm moved.
Thank you, teacher.
What should I say?
You can say "kokorikontobu", like you said in Yamasaki.
Kokorikontobu?
Kokoripuri?
I'm hungry.
Yamasaki is crazy.
Kurukuru?
I'm moving.
He's fast.
You're moving like you can say it.
What's wrong with you?
What should I do?
What should I do if they kick me out?
If they kick me out...
I have no choice but to do it.
What should I do next?
If they kick me out...
Help me!
If they kick me out...
What should I do?
I have no choice but to do it.
What should I do?
You're so stubborn.
I didn't know you were worried about that.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you get married?
I'd like to.
You're getting older.
What about this one?
You're getting older.
It stinks!
Wow!
It stinks!
You made it roll!
Hey, mister...
Where do you live?
Ouch!
Where's your wife?
- Huh? - Your wife.
- Two of them. - Two of them?
Yeah.
That's nice.
That's red!
Hey!
I see...
Hey, it's butter!
Why did you choose this?
Hey!
You don't know?
It's butter.
Hey!
You idiot!
If you hadn't done that, it would've been worse!
You don't know, do you?
29,000 yen!
Wow!
You're at the top!
I've been saying this for a while now...
Shinohara was a little cold.
(applause)
It's been a while since we had a talk from you.
Today is the second time.
It's been a while.
There's one more thing.
It's been uploaded.
It's been uploaded?
It's been uploaded.
First of all...
What?
Let me see.
You said you were a Luigi talent, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
You said it, didn't you?
Yes.
Let's make a commercial with Matsumoto Hitoshi.
When you said you wanted to use it for a commercial, you said no because of the gala and schedule, and the next one to come was Koro...
Oh, I see. The last one was Katsura.
And if it wasn't for me, Tsurumeniyan would have been in the top.
Oh, I see. You were not at all different from what I thought.
What the hell are you talking about?
Don't say things like that.
Now you know, don't you?
Someone said it was good.
And if I were to add one more thing to this, I think I should add something called "animal-like".
And I'm definitely not a leopard.
Leopard has nothing to do with it.
Like a leopard.
Is that so?
What about you? Um...
Like an ayu or something like that.
Are you serious?
Do I look like an ayu?
Not like an ayu or something like that.
I've always been interested in sports.
Basketball!
Yeah.
What the hell is that?
Someone as tall as you would win.
Everyone's height is different now compared to when basketball started.
So everyone should be about 5 meters tall.
Do you all have the same conditions?
No, we don't.
You shouldn't say "dunk" and grab it.
At that point...
What...
What is it?
It's funny because there are a lot of people like that.
Is it funny for everyone to score like that?
It's funny.
It's funny because it flies and scores like that, right?
Why is it funny for a little guy like me to score like that?
Are you mad at me?
You son of a bitch!
Don't explain!
I don't need an explanation!
That's enough for now!
It's funny for me.
Then decide it.
Decide what?
Decide it like this.
I can decide it.
I think it's here.
I'll dribble and decide it.
Then take it.
Oh, it's here.
I told you it's here!
Hey you!
If you start laughing like this, you'll end up like me!
How can I laugh like you?
I'm full of laughter.
But I'm not telling you to laugh here.
Where do you want me to laugh?
I want to see you laugh like this.
It's hard for me to laugh there.
Okay, I'll stop laughing here.
There's one more thing.
This is funny.
What is it?
It's like a dream.
I'll throw it up.
It's not scary at all.
I just opened my eyes.
Is there anything you want to try?
Battle Royale.
How many times do I have to say it?
I'm getting anxious.
Wasn't there something like that?
Isn't it something like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it fun?
But if it's four or four people or five or five people,
while one person is fighting, you can do this and this.
Hey! Hey!
There are other friends and talking items.
Close your eyes.
You can do it in a fun mood.
You can do it in a party mood.
I'm in a party mood.
First of all, please come and see me.
I'll take the front one.
I'm looking forward to it.
When will we have a battle royale?
Well, this year...
But there are three or four of you, right?
Yes, there are.
Is there someone else?
I've decided.
Oh, really?
I'd like to do Sasuke.
Sasuke is there.
What about the others?
There's something else.
I'm fine.
I'll take care of him.
Please take care of him.
I'm counting on you.
I'm really counting on you.
What are you talking about?
Mr. Matsumoto has been riding on the back of many beasts since childhood.
What is the animal that took you the longest to ride?
Wait a minute.
Let me ask you first.
What have you ridden on before?
When I became an adult, I was riding on a rhino.
What did I ride on before that?
I don't know because I don't have a picture of that time.
You don't remember anything other than a rhino, do you?
I do remember.
But when I became an adult, I was riding on a rhino.
So you don't remember anything after that, do you?
I do remember after that.
What are you talking about?
Are you mad?
No!
Who's mad?
Are you mad?
So my life started with a rhino.
When you became an adult, you were riding on a rhino, weren't you?
I was riding on a rhino.
You don't remember that, do you?
No.
So your life started with a rhino.
I didn't ride on a rhino before.
You don't remember that, do you?
No, I don't.
Before a rhino...
You don't remember that before a rhino.
I remember it from a rhino.
That's what I'm saying!
Why are you getting excited?
I say "before" from "a".
Before a rhino...
I say "let's go" from "a".
"Before" isn't "before", it's "before"!
You don't know that, do you?
No, I don't.
It's more than a rhino.
I say "before" from "a"!
You don't remember that, do you?
You don't know "before" and "rhino" at all!
I say "baby"!
"Baby"!
"Baby's" "rhino".
You said "rhino"!
"Baby"!
You're getting excited!
"Rhino"?
"Rhino"!
Tell me what you were riding on from now on.
That's not it!
How old are you now?
Let's see...
It doesn't matter how old you are.
I'm eighteen.
Eighteen?!
Wait!
You're eighteen!
Tell me what happened after eighteen!
Until two years ago...
Until you were twenty.
Until I was twenty.
You were riding a bike.
And? What did you change into?
What I changed into...
First of all, you have to change into something.
I see.
Right? If you don't say it, you won't know what you changed into.
I see.
I'll put it simply for you.
After two years of riding a bike...
You know...
You've changed into something else.
But...
But?
You don't have that burning feeling of being ridden or being ridden anymore.
Oh, you mean you used to go wild in the beginning?
Yes, I used to go wild and say "I'm riding!"
And they'd say "Let me ride, too!"
I see.
You know...
There was something like you and me colliding.
There was.
I tried doing this...
But you fell.
And I was like "Who's going to fall?"
I see.
It was like...
It felt really good.
Yes.
It was like a good unit.
Yes.
You're going to ride again today, aren't you?
Like...
It became normal.
In the morning, I was waiting for you like it was normal.
I really wanted to change that, you know?
I see.
I didn't like that about myself.
Yes, yes.
I understand that.
Well...
It was rude of me, you know?
That feeling.
Huh?
Who was rude?
You?
No, not me or Sai.
There was something like that.
I see.
There was something like that, and I was like...
Let's not do it.
And when I asked Sai, he said "There are other people I want to ride with, too."
That's just like a movie!
You know why?
Yes, yes.
So what did you ride with?
And then there was that new Sai.
Sai?!
It was a completely different Sai, though.
Did you ride this for about half a year?
No, I didn't.
But you know, when you got up with me...
Ever since I was a kid, I've been pretty tired.
The one before...
It's really hard for me to ride this one.
It's a bad habit of the one before.
Is it hard for you to ride a tiger or a lion?
It's hard for me to ride them.
But you rode them, right?
Yes, I rode them.
That's amazing.
For example, how long did it take you to ride a Sai perfectly?
Well, about two months.
But you managed to ride it for two months?
How about a lion? Did it take you about half a year?
It did, it did.
I thought you'd get mad if I grabbed you by the hair.
Oh, you thought you'd get mad?
Oh, you thought you shouldn't grab me like this?
Yes, I thought you shouldn't.
But now, I think you shouldn't grab me like this.
You're making it hard for me to ride you.
I thought you shouldn't grab me like this.
Oh, I see.
Huh?
Can I?
You can if you like!
I'm not mad!
You're not mad!
Oh, you're mad!
I don't know what's going on.
But it took you about half a year, right?
Yes, yes.
What took you the longest?
Well, when I was riding the lion,
it took me more time to think than to think about it.
To be honest.
Right now, it went smoothly for you.
Oh, I see.
But it's not impossible.
Tell me what it is.
I'll tell you.
Amaryllis.
When I'm in the dressing room...
When I'm in the dressing room, I always massage Hamada- san's tired body.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san.
Please tell me the identity of most modern-day socialites' worry, "catagory".
Ah, I'd love to know about it.
Do you know what "catagory" is?
It was originally called "catacorins".
Well, everyone says it differently.
It's called "catans", "catacory".
What?!
That's weird!
It's getting even weirder!
I don't know much about it.
It's got nothing to do with me.
But you know what it is, right?
Of course I do.
Then tell me about it.
Well...
It's different from "catans".
That's why it's called "catagory".
That's exactly what it is!
Not everyone knows about it!
Even I know about it!
Why?!
What's "catacorins" anyway?!
"Catacorins"?!
I'm telling you, "catacorins"!
Don't you think it's amazing?!
I'm going to talk about how we can completely eradicate "catacory" from this world.
I'm going to talk about who discovered it and what it's like.
Isn't that enough?
Well...
First of all, you have to think about yourself not being you.
- And you're me. - Yes, yes, yes.
I'll tell you why. There's something different about you and me.
I see, I see.
If I say this, you might get mad at me, but...
Well, you won't get mad at me.
- But you might get mad at me. - Hey!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Then I'll say it!
The one with the shoulder pad looks like a fool.
You look like a fool right now, don't you?
You look like a fool right now, don't you?!
You wake up early every morning and do fitness for two hours on the balcony.
- You're a lazy body. - Yes.
I haven't pooped for two weeks.
- I'm completely constipated. - You're good.
- What should I do? - Well...
- In English... - Let's say it in English.
- In English... - In English...
Let's say it in English.
Do whatever you like!
Just say it!
Rira!
Matsumoto-san has stood up.
I think you can still do it.
Believe in me.
Are you okay? If you think you can't do it, dig a towel.
You know, humans always have a little bit of power in them.
No matter what.
I see.
Even if you tell your body to let go of its power, it always has some power in it.
By letting go of that power, you can poop as much as you want.
I see.
However, your body's power and your pores also have power in them.
They all open up, so you can poop as much as you want.
Even if you have a little bit of a big one, all of your pores will open up.
Then you can poop as much as you want.
You know...
You were right about stopping me.
I should have stopped you back then.
That's why I stopped you.
No matter what I say...
Even if you hit me, I don't want you to stop me!