AISubs v3.5
As usual, it's the same dressing room.
But today, there was an unsettling atmosphere.
Ah, Bo-chan is here too.
Bo said he bought it.
Good morning!
I'm sorry, but...
Um... Tanaka and Endo...
Yes?
Gantana is calling you.
Would you like to come with us?
Now?
Ah, I'm sorry.
Ah, you're coming?
Ah, yes, yes.
Papa!
Everyone...
Excuse me.
Ah, yes.
Excuse me.
Ah, excuse me!
Good morning!
Well, speaking of which...
Yes?
Um...
Yes?
How are you? Have you been working hard lately?
No, I've been working hard for the first year in a row.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Do you know "eat and go"?
No, not really...
I'm barely making ends meet right now.
Oh, barely making ends meet...
I see...
You said it on the phone yesterday...
I said it...
You said it...
I know you're struggling, Tanaka...
Yes...
Your father and mother are *******.
I fell in love with you, so I can't help it...
No, you're wrong...
Oh, come on! Don't talk so much!
No, you're wrong...
I was talking with Hamada yesterday...
Yes...
I want to leave this name "dumptown" behind...
Do you understand?
Yes...
Yes, I do...
Look at this...
What does it say?
"dumptown"...
Yes, that's what it says...
Can we give you this "dumptown" name?
What?
Second "dumptown"...
Life-saving ritual...
We decided it!
Yes...
I...
What about my "dumptown" name?
Then what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
What kind of pattern do you want me to do?
Is there such a pattern?
Well, you're a young man now...
But you're still young, so you don't know how powerful you are...
You don't know that...
You don't know that yet...
So, today, we're going to see if we can leave this "dumptown" name behind...
Yes, we're going to see it...
We're going to see it...
It's your second "dumptown"...
Yes, it's my second "dumptown"...
You're going to give me my second "dumptown" name?
Yes, I'm going to do my best...
Really?
Yes...
I can do it! I can do it!
I'll do my best! I'll do my best!
Are you sure?
It's important! I can do it!
Tell me!
Well, well... I can't make a reaction right away...
I can't make a reaction right away...
After all, we have climbed up to this point because we have taken off our underwear.
Underwear?
Because we have taken off the underwear of various people, you can't go against us.
We have suppressed you with force.
Underwear...
Don't say stupid things like that.
Well, well... Let me show you!
This is the first time on TV that we have taken off our underwear.
You have taken off your dirty underwear!
This is from the past. This is from 2009.
It's dirty!
This is from the war.
This is from the war. This is from that old woman.
That old woman said this.
And then she turned against me.
In the end...
In the end, that's what happened.
After all, in this world, if you take away bread, there's nothing you can do.
There's no way you can turn against me.
This was really hard.
Look at this. This is really hard.
It's easy to make, right?
It's easy to make, but it's red bread.
Asuka watches it every week.
That's right.
This was really hard.
Are you okay?
This was really hard.
In the final episode.
In the final episode, at the launch...
Did you say that?
I said it because I thought it was the only way.
But this was really hard.
This is...
This is the return of "Night in Night".
This is also a seal.
This is rampaging!
Stop it!
Get inside the dome!
Their prize money didn't stop there.
First, Wada Akiko.
They both suppressed and buried her.
Kin-chan aimed at her when she came out to the virtual target.
Their high heels were of no use.
Shinsuke and Ryusuke suddenly disbanded the next day.
Today and the month after that, their eyes met.
Yasukiyo gave them an ace up their sleeves.
That's how we got it.
It's your turn.
Especially now, there are many young people.
Leave it to me.
We'll get it.
We'll get our second "downtown".
We'll do the same thing.
Well, well, well.
This is it.
There's nothing more than this.
We'll do our best.
Please watch us.
We'll do our best.
Let's go.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
When we were young, it was good to take off our pants.
But now it's different.
It's a problem after you've taken it off.
After you've taken it off, you step on your butt with your breath.
Breath?
So you've finally won.
Yes, we have.
Thank you.
Please watch us.
KOKORIKO has been a duo for five years.
They challenge popular comedy duo to a battle.
And they have won many panties.
Can they prove their second downtown success?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Kogyu Yoshimoto and Kokoriko Kokoriko have decided to break their own smile.
First of all, I went to the Tokyo office.
Yes.
It seems like there are a lot of people here, so I'd like to go.
Who are you?
Huh?
Gokuraku.
Gokurakutombo.
The duo was formed eight years ago and is active as a regular at Mechaike.
My name is Shinugi.
Yes.
Yamasaki.
I'll go.
Excuse me.
Hey!
What's up?
Hey!
You just said it.
What are you talking about?
It seems like you guys have been on TV recently.
Do you think you guys have been on TV recently?
Do you think so?
You're on TV.
Wait a minute. Sit down.
You're on TV.
Take off your pants.
Wait a minute.
Take off your pants.
Wait a minute.
What's that?
Sit down!
What's that?
Sit down!
What are you talking about?
Sit down!
Hey!
Take off your pants!
Hey!
By the way...
Do you know who is the most active young man?
What?
Do you know who is the most active young man?
Who is the most active young man?
The most active young man now...
is me!
It's me!
Hey!
You may know me, but I've been in and out of the entertainment world.
You know me, right?
I know you.
I know you're my seniors, but without you...
I wouldn't be able to do my best in Tokyo!
I'm a tall, short-haired man!
So I'm sorry, but I'm here for your underwear!
What?
Yamasaki, what are you talking about?
What?
Anyway...
Wear it.
What are you talking about?
Wear it!
Let's take off our underwear!
Let's do it! It's funny!
What's that?
And at the end, let's do it with our butts!
Let's do it!
Underwear and one step!
Kokoriko...
Yes?
I'll go.
Gokuraku...
Yamato...
Go.
I'm sorry.
It's like a movie.
One step!
It's funny.
It's like "Yatsume Unagi".
It's different.
Go.
Take it off!
Don't lose!
I'll definitely take it off.
Go!
I'll definitely take it off.
Don't mess with me!
I'll definitely take it off.
Don't mess with me!
Go get it!
I'll definitely take it off.
Go get it!
I'll definitely take it off!
Come on!
Go back!
Back!
Back!!
Now I'm going!
Hey!
You don't understand me.
I'm not the one who started the conversation.
I'm the one who started it!
It's not funny! It's this way!
Who is it? Let's go.
I'm sorry.
It's a little too early, isn't it?
No, I'm sorry. I saw it up close.
If it was the other one, it would have changed.
That's right. If it was over there, we would have moved.
The other party was bad. It's impossible.
I know.
I'm counting on you.
That's okay. Next time it's okay.
These guys don't have bad intentions.
Huh?
These guys don't have bad intentions.
I'm counting on you.
Next time it's okay.
Good morning.
What are you doing?!
A comedian who supports the manzai boom.
A super veteran of comedy world.
You know about comedy, don't you?
This industry!
What are you doing?!
Are you a detective?!
You're right.
It was wrong of me.
I'm sure of it.
It was really wrong of me.
Wait!
We're sorry.
You're a senior comedian.
We're sorry.
Sit down.
This industry is about pants.
It was really wrong of me.
What are you talking about?!
You're face is so small.
Don't worry about it.
What are you talking about?!
That's comedy!
This industry is about pants!
What's this?
Pants!
Pants?!
What's this pants?!
This is L.L.!
Shut up!
Pants Story!
First game!
Kohariko!
Yes!
Yoshio!
Yes!
What?!
Let's go!
Come here!
Let me go!
Go!
Amazing!
Go!
Wait a minute!
You...
Shut up!
So you have one win and one draw.
Yes, one win and one draw.
You haven't won yet.
Yes.
You can't play "downtown" with this.
Yes.
The next battle is...
Two teams will go at the same time.
Two wins and one draw.
Let's watch it.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Please watch it.
What?
Please watch it.
What?
Please watch it.
I'm telling you!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry!
Wasn't there any other way?!
There must be something!
Please watch it!
That was suspicious!
I'll watch it!
Do your best!
Excuse me!
Line up!
What are you doing?!
They're from "Tennen Sozai" and they want to compete with "Buffalo Goroh".
What are you doing?!
We're having a meeting.
Meeting?! It's an event! Aren't you embarrassed?!
Aren't you?!
Say it's an event!
It's an event.
You guys...
What are you talking about?
Do you know what this is?!
What?!
Do you know what this is?!
We don't know anything about it.
Do you know what this is?!
Not really...
Not really?
This is a pants competition!
Do you know what this is?!
We're wearing pants!
Do you know what this is?!
Yeah!
It's a comedy show!
Yeah...
We're the most popular in Japan!
You're getting smaller and smaller.
I said business club, but it's comedy club.
What?
Get dressed.
We are?
Get dressed.
Yes.
Get dressed.
You two are talking like you're big shots.
You guys may be my seniors, but I think you're my juniors.
What?
What do you mean?
That's it.
Four of you are talking like you're big shots.
You don't have feelings!
Hey!
You don't have glasses.
You idiot!
I told you not to say that!
You don't have feelings!
How can you talk like that!
Hey you! Didn't you want me?
What do you want me for, still?
Brother-in-law, I'm Mami.
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what you're saying.
Tell me, Mami.
Brother! Brother! Brother!
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.
Okay.
Yamazaki should be arrested for this.
I'll do it.
Punch and one punch!
Attackers!
Yes, sir!
You guys!
Yes, sir!
Yamazaki should be arrested for this.
But I'm not stupid.
I didn't think you'd cooperate with me.
If you said it now, you'd be laughed at again.
I can't let you keep it forever.
You can keep it forever.
That was a waste of time.
Punch and one punch!
Yes, sir!
Attackers!
Yes, sir!
You guys!
Yes, sir!
Go!
Yamazaki, go!
Go up!
Next!
Go up!
Initiate!
parties!
Yes, sir!
But how do we initiate?
Keep going!
Go up!
Party!
Go up!
Yes, sir!
Go up!
Yamazaki, you!
Yamazaki!
Yamazaki, you!
Don't drink!
Drink! Drink!
Give us a breather, will you?
Stop drinking!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Second round!
Who is it?
Ed!
Kimura!
Ready!
Start!
Hurry up!
Hurry! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Don't let him go!
Hold him! Hold him!
Don't let him go!
Alright, give me back!
You weren't supposed to fight!!
You're both the same!
Let go of me!
You're both the same!
Get in! Get in!
Sanji!
Give me!
Sachel!
Does Sanji even have a meaning?
Pass it! Pass it!
What are you doing?
Yura! Yura! Yura!
Drop it! Drop it!
Yura!
What is this picture?
One on one.
Yes.
But you did it until the end.
Well, I finally managed to win.
But I lost.
So it's a draw.
So it's one win, two losses and one draw.
It's impossible for me to do a modern show at this point.
What?
I don't have much time, so I'll do my best.
Wait a minute.
There are still young people out there.
It's okay if you do it, but it's impossible.
Hey!
What do you want me to do?
What?
I'm in a lot of trouble.
What do you want me to do?
Open up! Open up!
What do you want me to do?
But it's a showdown.
That's right! We've been fighting for this.
One more time, please.
Please!
I'll do it for real.
I'll do it properly.
Please.
How is it?
I'm serious.
Okay.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter?
It's up to him.
But thank you!
Thank you.