AISubs v3.5
"Gaki no Tsukai" is about to start.
Endo is your father's fisherman, isn't he?
I'm not a fisherman.
I'm not a fisherman's son.
Don't lie like that.
No, I'm not lying.
That's a weird lie.
Be careful of the characters.
Thank you for your hard work.
Will these two sell well?
I think they will sell well.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry to say this in front of you, but...
You have "Nittere-chan", don't you?
Yes, I do.
I got a request from the manager of "Downtown" to do it.
You want me to do it?
Yes.
"Nittere-chan"!
Now you're "Nittere-chan", too!
"Nittere-chan" is the best in the world!
And then...
Okamoto-kun...
I don't know...
Isomoto-kun...
I don't remember.
But Okamoto-kun...
You did it before, didn't you?
What was it again?
"Sore-tte-nittere".
You did it, so...
Isomoto-kun and En-chan?
You two chose it for me.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
Isomoto-san, will you do it for me?
What?
No, will you do it for me?
Yes.
What do you think of it?
It's similar...
No, it's not similar...
No, you said it just now...
You did "sore-tte-nittere" before, didn't you?
Grand Prix Okamoto and Kiki Okamoto...
I won't give you curry and rice!
Last time, the Japanese TV spot commercial "sorete ni itteru"
was done by the manager Okamoto.
The content of the commercial was to jump from the deep sea
and scream "praise" without any theory.
And this is the final product.
"sorete ni itteru"!
You know, Isomata is leaving soon.
He's going back to his company.
He got kicked out.
Yoshimoto's head office is in Osaka.
Wait a minute.
You're talking to me, aren't you?
Let's do it together for the last time.
"sorete ni itteru"!
What the hell is this?!
If you say it like that, it won't start!
Don't get mad!
I said it!
Stop it!
Don't hit each other too much.
I like this kind of stuff.
Stop fighting like this.
Stop it.
Tell me what you think.
Who the hell are you?
Tell me what you think.
Stop it!
Who are you?
You guys are assholes.
You're assholes.
Stop it.
Stop fighting like this.
I don't care who you are.
What are you talking about?
Yes.
Even if I'm an asshole, you can't do this, can you?
I hope you can accept it.
I can't accept it. It's an order.
It's an order.
Shut up!
You are dead man.
Dead man.
You are a dead man.
Speaking of which, he has released a lot of songs.
I wonder if he released any more.
Hands down he hasn't released any more songs.
I work.
I look at my site every day.
I read your online reports.
To be honest, I'm tired of him.
You're always like this.
Then let's have a match. If I win, you can have it.
Sure, let's have a match.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, let's put on this hat.
We're going to put on this hat and fight.
This is going on sale soon, right?
That's right.
You can't sell it.
It's 4,800 yen.
It's expensive!
4,800 yen?!
It's expensive!
But you can buy it for 2,000 yen, right?
Yes, you can buy it for 2,000 yen.
People in Segei want it, right?
It was bad just now, so let me put it on.
Are you ready, everyone?!
What's going on?
No, we're going to have three matches.
What's going on? Tell me.
First match.
That's so cool!
That's such a good posture!
As you can see...
The cat's the same, too.
The cat's cool, too.
It's cool!
What's this?
Every now and then kicked out of my dream.
Kaki-kekki-kku match.
Every now and then kicked out of my dream.
Kaki-kekki-kku match.
Start!
It's started!
What's with that kick?!
It's not good at all!
Just stretch it out!
Take this!
Take the gun!
Fight!
Somata's legs are amazing.
He's amazing.
It's not working at all!
What are you doing?! Are you trying to build up your strength?!
I think you should attack continuously.
What are you doing?!
Go back! Go back!
Go back!
What's wrong with you?!
Go back!
Six! Seven! Eight!
It's still working!
It's good! It's good!
It's still working!
This was my ideal form.
What kind of show is this?!
Isomata!
That one was effective!
It was effective, but what kind of show is this?!
What are you doing?
If you quit now, it'll be Isomata.
Next up is this.
What is it?
Next up is...
It's not "totsukiau", it's "harite".
Isomata isn't a joke!
You're the worst!
You're in really good shape!
My upper body is fine. I can win.
Binta's "binoji" is "big" "b".
Ayuue Okamoto vs. Babibube Binta.
Binta's "binoji" is "big" "b".
Ayuue Okamoto vs. Babibube Binta.
Harite!
Wow, you're fast!
Well, your defense...
Well, well...
That was painful!
That wasn't it!
Harite! Harite!
Ah! That was good!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
What kind of show is this?
How should we judge this?
No, you won.
Well, as a referee, it looked like we lost, but...
What are you looking at?
No, but...
Look at it properly!
I'm sorry. I'll look at it properly.
What?
I'll look at it properly.
Can't you do it one more time?
Why do you have to do it one more time? Judge it now!
No, it's hard to understand! One more time!
Fight!
Oh, that's good.
Damn it! Damn it!
That's bad!
It's not fair!
That's it, right?
Mr. Ogamotsu!
Let's give this hat to Mr. Ogamotsu.
What are you looking at?
No matter how you think about it, it's a big damage.
Which one made you excited?
Huh?
I'm not going to tell you.
Oh, you made me excited?
Oh, you made me excited, Mr. Ogamotsu.
Charlo!
But we didn't see it like that.
It's a martial art, isn't it?
No, it's a variety show.
Oh, of course.
There are some pictures like that.
There must be such a view.
I guess so.
There's another picture like that.
There's another picture like that?
No, whether you took two pictures or not, you have to see it in total.
It's a shame you saw it like that, Mr. Ogamotsu.
I bought two of them, so...
Mr. Ogamotsu's picture is so cool!
It's cool, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
And finally, we'll have a competition of Yoshimoto's specialty, freshly-washed pants.
It's a specialty, isn't it?
Yoshimoto's specialty, freshly-washed pants competition!
In total, out of the three, which one made you excited?
Is that what you're saying?
Hey, you're changing the subject!
Is that what you're saying?
Yes, yes, that's what I'm saying.
It can't be helped.
For now, look at the total and decide!
Yes, yes.
I understand.
Fight!
Yes!
Alright!
It's different from what you've done so far!
Does he have any stamina?
Oh, he's using his legs.
Oh, that's good!
Okay!
Mr. Ogamotsu!
Shake it, shake it!
Shake it! Shake it!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
What's wrong? Mr. Ogamotsu!
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
Let me go right now! What's wrong with you?
Get off! Get off! Get off!
Is there such a thing?!
You're getting more and more of this.
Hold him! Hold him!
You don't need a manager like me!
OK! OK! OK! OK!
Oh, it's hidden!
OK! OK! Break! Break!
I was saved by the gong! I was saved by the gong!
I could have done it a little more!
Hey! Hey! It's like a car!
Okamoto!
There is no winner in this game!
As soon as you do it, you're a loser!
I ate it! What is this program?
I still went too far into the pot.
This year, another Yoshimoto Gong game like this will come in 20 people.
This will come in a spear like this.
Earlier, I was completely saved by the gong.
Let's do our best!
Fight!
What? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
It's like a salmon.
What's wrong with you?
I see. I see.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Mr. Oigam, this is bad. Mr. Oigam, this is bad.
Mr. Oigam!
Let's end this conversation as soon as possible.
This is embarrassing. This is embarrassing.
Break!
It's a song list!
Fight!
It's like Kamikaze.
Koumon Marune!
The top and the bottom...
So this hat is for Isomata?
Yes.
Thank you.
Isomata's fine now, right?
Yeah.
Can manager Isomata and Okamoto safely shoot?
What is this behind you?
Don't look at me like that.
So cool!
This is what you wanted to do, right?
Yeah, I wanted to make you look cool.
I see.
But it's fine, right?
Should I do it?
What?
Do you want to do it?
No, I'm sweating now.
That's not what I meant.
I wasn't waiting for you to sweat!
What have you been up to?
I'm pumped up.
I'm sweating, but I'm pumped up.
You sound like you're giving me a quiz.
No.
Which one was more exciting?
Isomata, you started it.
But you'll all agree with me, won't you?
What do you mean "we"?
The people watching, the people here, the cameramen, and the lighting technicians.
You've got some crazy ideas.
I don't want to do it.
I'll do it. Isomata, you did your best.
As a senior, I'll do it for you.
I'll show you what I'm like.
I think you should show me the most.
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry for saying this, but...
The set is in the building.
It's ready.
What was it like?
It was like this.
You too, Nittere-chan.
It's cool.
Can you show me what you've done so far?
Nittere-chan is like a saint.
It's a location, isn't it?
Glass shoes are Nittere-chan.
Nittere-chan is the name of the show.
It's like this.
But you made a set like this.
It wasn't hard enough for me to show my teeth.
You only have three seconds.
If you don't show it in three seconds...
One shot game.
What about "the kid's servant is Nittere-chan"?
You don't need a servant.
You said it in the show.
You don't need a servant.
What does it mean?
Nittere-chan is Okamotchan.
Nittere-chan is not Okamotchan.
Nittere-chan is Okamotchan.
If you say it again and say "Okamotchan is Nittere- chan", you'll know it again.
Nittere-chan is Okamotchan.
It's not where it's caught, is it?
It's really big!
So it means...
Nittere-chan has absorbed it.
Okay, you say it.
That's fine.
What was it again?
Nittere-chan is Okamotchan.
Your flow is funny.
Why is that?
What happens when you say "cue"?
Too late!
It's cold!
You're drinking it now!
It's not like that!
That's...
It's like a professor at a university hospital.
Yamazaki, can you do it in 3 seconds?
It's fine.
Really?
Since we're doing it together...
You can do it with Utsuro.
This guy...
I hate you!
Why do you hate me?
It's not like that!
Anyway, let's do it!
Okay, let's do it! Ready...
Nitten-chan and Okamoto-chan!
Wait, that's weird!
The way you look at me is different, too!
It's like...
It depends on the atmosphere!
On the atmosphere here.
Oh, you're trying to create a role, right?
Excuse me, can you show me one of your energetic patterns?
Oh, okay, let's do that.
Ready...
Nitten-chan and Okamoto-chan!
Cut! Don't stand up on your own!
His hand is cut off! His hand is cut off!
Like this! The frame is like this!
Are you stupid?
What do you want me to do?
Just leave it like that!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready...
Action!
Nitten-chan and Okamoto-chan!
Cut!
Is it okay now?
Wait a minute!
No, no, no...
That was stupid!
That was stupid?
I don't like it at all...
It was energetic and good.
No, it's not like that!
I want it to look more flashy!
What do you want me to do?
Can you say it again?
What are you doing?
I like to drink!
Wow!
Just leave it like that!
It's kind of creepy!
Shouldn't you write your own way of saying it?
Yes, yes, yes...
Imitate someone?
I don't know who I am!
You can't do that!
Do you want me to try it?
Are you human?
Ready...
Action!
Nitten-chan and Okamoto-chan!
Okay!
I'm a little dissatisfied.
Who was it?
No, it wasn't Tamura Masakazu.
You should have known.
Are you going to do it again?
Yes, yes.
Ready!
Go!
I'm going to treat you!
Okay!
It's okay now, right?
Yes, it's okay.
Okay, change!
Wait!
What?
No, it's not okay at all!
No, I'm not saying it's anyone's fault.
It's just that you guys are bad.
We didn't do anything.
It's okay!
No, I'll do it again.
It's a little bigger.
I'll do it at the end.
Let's do it in one go.
Yes!
So get ready!
Hurry up and get ready.
You're going to do it, right?
No, I'm preparing another one.
From the beginning, you wanted to do it.
Okamoto-san.
Okamoto-san, you did it at the end.
You did a good job.
But I think Isomata did a better job.
What are you saying now?!
What have you seen so far?!
I'm doing it as Yarobeck.
I...
Isomata is doing it on his own.
That's not it!
Look at me and you'll know.
Yes, yes.
Get ready!
Yes!
What do you mean?
Wow!
OK!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
That's good! That's good!
It was the best!
It's a great ad-lib!
In many ways, it was OK!
Wow!
What do you mean?
Isn't it the one before?
That's right.
It's old.
We can do it like this!
Do you want to do it again?
No, it's OK.
It's OK now.
Let's do it again when Fukuoka office is here.
See you later, Okamoto-chan!