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Hamada Masatoshi, 33 years old.
A man who has never had a major injury until now...
Broken bone!
Episode 1 "Don't do it, you brat!"
"Emergency Broken Bone Project"!
Let's see what Hama-chan has to say!
Today, uh...
Hamada has, uh...
broken a bone, you know?
Actually...
Maybe you haven't done it, you know?
No, I haven't!
I just wanted to draw everyone's attention...
Oh, you don't want to be lonely, do you?!
No, no!
It's not like that!
I know you've done it, but...
No, it's not like that!
Yes, yes!
He really broke his bone!
No, this is already a big deal, you know?
It's a big deal!
In Downtown...
One of four legs is broken, you know?
That's right!
One of them is already gone!
If you don't have one leg, you won't be able to eat!
It would be a mess, you know?
Anyway, for now...
Let's call him in!
The protagonist is...
Hamada-san!
Please come in!
Ah, you're good, you're good, you're good!
Ah, you're good!
Thank you, thank you!
Can I sit over there?
Yes!
Now...
This...
"Tourism and visitation" doesn't make much sense...
No, I'm just a little pissed off!
About what?
After all...
Now...
What is it?
I don't know how many talents there are in Japan...
There are a lot of them, right?
As a person...
That...
"Visitation show" is...
You haven't heard of it?
I haven't heard of it!
Not a single one of you has heard of it?
Look at this!
This "gibs" is also...
It's usually square, isn't it?!
Ah, it's like a magic ring!
Look at this square, square "gibs" of his!
I loosened it up like this once, you know?
I re-tied it up, you know?
In the past...
No, at that time...
I had it written down...
"Kimura Takuya"...
You wrote it for me, didn't you?
Ah, is that so?
No, it's true, it's true, it's true!
Well, you want to say things like that, don't you?
No, it's true!
It's true, it's true!
Now...
It seems like you're having fun...
Go ahead, go ahead!
It seems like my son is also having fun...
My... father is also having fun...
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The concept for this show is...
Celebrities are forced to hand over their "omimai bukuro" (gift bags) that they have prepared here...
And forcibly receive "omimai kin" (gift money)
However, many celebrities have gathered in "icta studio"...
Ah, in "icta studio", right?
Yes, it's "icta studio"...
I didn't think it would end up like this...
Today, you see this set of "magical", right?
Yes, yes...
Today, we're filming "magical"...
Yes...
Ah, I see...
So, I think there's a lot going on...
Ah! It's Hideki-san!
Ah! But...
Hideki-san!
Hideki-san...
Well, it's already...
Well, it's already a big deal!
He broke his bone!
I didn't drop it like that...
No, you didn't drop it!
I didn't?
Didn't you know?
No, I didn't know...
Then, this is already over, so...
Hey!
To "omimai"?
We came to "omimai"!
Ah! To "omimai"!
I see, I see...
Do your best, okay?
Well, if you look at this, you can tell that people aren't coming, right?
Oh, I see.
What's that?
Do you have anything to put it in?
If it's like this, it doesn't matter at all.
No.
Hideki-san also has some relationship.
There is also a place like an outsider.
Why?
It's such a pleasure, Hideki-san.
But it's scary.
This is a bad place to go.
This silhouette is good.
Wow!
What?
Ouch!
What?
Wow!
Hong Kong!
What's wrong with you?
Hong Kong is...
Wow!
What is it?
No, no, no.
It's coming out.
Thank you.
Brother...
What is it?
I got it.
What?
Wait a minute.
Can I see it now?
Yes, you can see it now.
Can I see it now?
Yes, you can see it now.
What is it?
There is nothing to say.
But it hurts, doesn't it?
Yes, it hurts.
You came all the way here.
Yes.
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
I did it!
And Hideki, you got it!
Wow!
Really?
Yes, yes.
It's good.
It's really...
It's really cool, isn't it?
Please take a commemorative photo with Hideki.
What are you talking about?
It's my first time in this world.
I'm very happy.
I'll take it.
Yes, cheese!
Downtown also received 50,000 yen.
Oh!
Good morning!
It's Shingo!
Good morning!
It's Shingo!
Do you know this anime?
No, I saw it in the newspaper.
Why don't you watch it?
Aren't you jealous?
No, no.
It's my pleasure.
Shingo signs while receiving unreasonable compliments.
You're a great man!
It hurt, didn't it?
It did.
Right?
Yeah.
Do your best!
I won't do that!
Right?
That's terrible!
I won't play with you!
I won't!
You're doing that from the stairs?
That's...
What is it?
In the middle of the fire truck!
Is that so?
In the middle of the fire truck!
Well, it's kind of wrapped up.
But Shingo was clearly caught!
Oh, there's Max!
Oh, Max!
You're the only one left!
No!
Hey, you...
You're doing something terrible.
What is it?
Hey, can you write something here?
Oh, can I write it?
Just now...
After you pooped...
I didn't poop!
What did you do?
I peed.
You...
You peed in public, didn't you?
Oh, Max is here!
Max is here!
This is unexpected!
Takahashi Inoki-san...
Yes.
He came to see you.
Oh, really...
Yes.
A miracle is amazing.
That's right.
How is Max?
Max is already...
That's amazing!
Take it off!
I can't.
You can't!
Everyone, write something.
Oh!
Oh, there's a lot!
There's a lot!
Oh, there's a lot!
There's a lot!
Oh, there's a lot!
I was worried about you!
Well, Kato's here, too.
Everyone...
Of course, everyone, write it.
Everyone, write it.
I'm sorry!
I want to watch over this down-and-out duo from their debut.
They're all grown up now!
Hurry up and write it, already!
You're just a socialite.
In the midst of all this mess, they don't get a single penny from these four groups.
It's the band!
It's been a while since we've seen a band!
Band-san!
Good morning!
Good morning.
You're all dressed up!
Really?
Of course!
It's band N-sama!
I'm from Magical!
Band-san...
It's my birthday!
Oh, that's great!
We've come to the right place.
Well, that aside...
Band-san...
Yes?
Could you hand me that bag of yours?
The bag, right?
Since we're here...
You can have it.
No, no, no...
That's right.
For me, right?
Go ahead and eat it.
This is what a teacher should do!
Delicious!
Push it all the way to the dressing room and get 10,000 yen!
Even in several studios, there are 7 stars who are upside-down!
As a result of their success, Downtown heads to their next destination, Kinuta Studio!
We need 2 or 3 million yen.
2 or 3 million yen!
2 or 3 million yen is not enough.
We need to buy a bus with a lift.
We don't have that kind of name!
Well, we're here.
The more I thought about it, the worse I felt.
Are you a financier?
Well, it's afternoon.
There are people who don't have money.
We'll wait for you in the afternoon.
When you get home, you should be more relaxed.
Will Masakatsu Kamura and other famous people give them 2 million yen?
They're here.
Who are they?
Don't do it.
Hello!
It's been a while!
Yeah, it's been a while.
Have a seat.
Thank you.
Are you a financier?
I don't know.
Well...
This is what happens.
Oh, I see.
But we can't pay you a visit.
What?
No, no...
Well, we're here.
This is what happens.
We'll write it down for you.
You can put it somewhere.
You can put it on your head.
This is a big cobra.
That's right!
Can I put it here?
No, you can't.
You can't do that.
Takaishi will do that.
Can I do that manicure?
No, you can't.
You and Takaishi are the same.
By the way, Takaishi has manicure and ginger.
He's been eating them for a while now.
I can't wait for Ishii to come back.
Where did you get the treatment?
Well...
This is what happens.
It's not like it has nothing to do with Ishii.
That's right!
But you're not a victim, are you?
I'm not a victim, but...
If you look at it like that, you're a victim from a faraway place.
Why are you hitting me?
I've prepared something like this for you.
What?
Of course, there's nothing in it.
It's a light bandage I used for the telegraph.
What is it?
- No, it's... - Just in case.
You're such a gentle fool.
You're such a fool!
Wait a minute! What's that?
No, I'll just take it.
No!
It's used for something.
This is bad!
What kind of time is it?
This is going to last forever!
It's not going to end like this!
It's four or five times a year!
Well...
It's been five years!
Ishii-san seems like he's going to be bullied a lot this year.
Yamasaki's lack of strength and his talent are not caught at all.
He suddenly calls someone.
Hello!
Yes, hello!
Oh, I'm sorry for bothering you all the time. I'm Dantan's Matsumoto.
Oh, good morning!
Oh, you're Choui-san!
No, I'm not!
Oh, good morning!
I'm Maito.
I'm here with my partner.
Yes, yes.
We were talking about how we wanted to see you.
We were talking about how we missed you.
We were wondering what you were up to.
I'm practicing golf right now.
Oh, you're playing golf?
I'll be right back.
Yes, yes.
Hello?
Yes, hello!
Hey, are you playing golf right now?
Yes, I am.
Oh, you are!
Yes.
I want to see your face, so can I go now?
You're making me nervous!
Take care of yourself!
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes, yes!
He's in a good mood.
Yes.
Didn't you have any suspicions?
Yes, I did!
You know...
Yes.
There's someone over there.
Yes, there is.
He's completely conscious of the camera.
He's glancing at it.
That's terrible.
Oh, you!
You're disturbing me like this in private.
Why...
Why are you wearing black glasses at a time like this?
No, no, no.
You know...
What do you call it?
Those yellow glasses...
Yes.
Are they for work?
When you're in a show, you wear yellow glasses.
Oh, yes, yes!
When you're wearing black glasses, you're Kishi Hiroshi.
No, I'm not!
I'm Koji Hiroshi!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
No, no, no.
You're welcome!
No, no, no.
You're wearing something really fancy.
Do you know what it is?
Oh, what is it?
What is it?
It must have hurt.
Yes, I've heard about it.
But you...
But you do things like that...
I don't do anything like that!
I couldn't sleep last night, either.
You're a big project!
You're taking responsibility for everything!
Well, you know...
Yes, yes.
Well...
It's something like this, you know?
Yes, yes.
But you can't wear it for a long time, can you?
You can't wear it for a long time, so you wore it.
I didn't wear it for such a long time!
Usually...
Well, you know...
You don't bring things like this...
And you say things like...
You should think about that, too.
You talk with your staff and friends and say, "Of course."
No, I'm going to do what you're going to say.
Are you trying to cut me off?
It's funny!
Are you going to remove this mark?
Of course, it's annoying and scary.
It's scary?
Are you trying to cut me off?
Thank you very much.
Please be careful.
I'm sorry.
Let's watch it.
All of a sudden?
What are you doing?
It's hard to continue without being funny.
Would you like me to be funny?
You don't have to be funny.
Are you serious?
You don't have to be funny.
Wow!
You're lying!
You should have been funny.
No, I'm not funny!
You sound like an old woman.
You're better than being funny.
Why?
You're better than being funny.
Director Nissen and Shohei gave him 30,000 yen.
And they decided to go after a big fish.
I'm with Hamada now.
Hamada?
Hamada is worried about you.
What?
He wants to see you.
I'll go back to my book.
You don't have to be funny.
You're funny.
Hello?
Good evening.
Akira?
No way!
Akira?
Good evening.
Can I go there?
What?
Can I go there?
You're going to Ginza, right?
What?
Ginza.
I'm going to Ginza.
Ginza.
You're going to Ginza.
Ginza's drink store.
Yes.
I'm going there.
Really?
Yes.
Can you please cover it up?
You know what I mean.
What?
You know what I mean.
Maybe some guys will come.
I don't know.
Wait! Akira!
Akira, Akira, wait a minute!
Is Tatekawa the third one?
What else? What else?
This time it's Kamioka.
Oh, Kamioka-san, right?
He's an amazing member!
Well, I've just asked the members, so I'd like to consult with them.
Yes, I understand.
Yes, I understand!
Yes, yes.
Excuse me!
Yes!
Excuse me!
Yes!
Okay, withdraw!
Withdraw!
This is a dangerous situation!
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Where should we go now?
You can't go there!
Are there really men, soldiers and gods in Ginza at night?
Real men, every year the same!
- Mr. Mazon - Yes, yes?
Didn't you just leave?
Well, you know...
I feel like I've made a huge mistake.
I don't know which store it is, but...
- Nia! - Nia!
- Yes, go ahead. - Yes.
- Did you have one? - Yes, I did.
- With who? - With Nakamoto-san. He was sitting in the back of a bookshelf or something like that.
- You were alone? - Yes.
- Oh, it's too late now. - And my wife.
- Oh, I see. It's too late now. - Yes.
- Let's go home quickly. - Let's go home quickly.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Ota-kun. - Good morning.
- Good morning, good morning, good morning. - Ah, good morning.
- Yes. - Ah, good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Ah, Akira, I'm glad you're alone. - Ah...
- What would you do if you were with the members you mentioned earlier?
- I've decided not to come today. - Ah, is that so?
- Yes. - You've been drinking a lot, haven't you?
- No, I haven't. - No, I haven't.
- Ah, these two haven't been drinking either. - Ah, then...
- Hey, I haven't been drinking either! I haven't been drinking either!
- If I drink too... - Won't you go after this is over?
- No, I won't go. - You won't go?
- No.
- Why do you look at me like that with such scary eyes?
- What's wrong with you?
- There's rumors that you're drunk. - No, no, no.
- Hama-chan, you don't drink, right? - I don't drink.
- But is your leg really okay?
- Is it okay? Is it painful? - No, it's not painful.
- You knew, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- You knew, didn't you?
- While taking commemorative photos, Hama-chan receives autographs and asks for a chance to get to the main subject.
- This pain will remain with me for the rest of my life.
- Hey, you!
- In a way, this is like... reverse love.
- This pain will remain with me for the rest of my life. - Thank you.
- As a pain, you should take care of yourself. - I see.
- You always work hard. - That's right.
- You're an adult. - Thank you.
- Well, today you came all the way...
- I'm sorry about that. - No, no.
- Akira came from Keihen. - Yes, that's right.
- If you knew this would happen, you would have come, right?
- I wonder why Keihen... - I won't go.
- That's right. - I won't go to Mimai at all.
- You won't go? - No. - I see.
- Why is that? - No, if I go, everyone will die.
- Really? - Yes.
- Akira...
- I have a favor to ask of you.
- Which sister?
- I see.
- This is a matter of course.
- As expected of you. - Of course.
- Actually, I was going to take this with me. - Oh, that's great.
I was going to give it to you when we met last time.
- Because you were there... - Because I was there, what?
- No, I mean... - By your side...
- You were always glancing at me. - Yes.
- But you never glanced at me. - Wait a minute.
- You were glancing at me. - I was glancing at you.
- But you never glanced at me. - Oh, this is it!
I always glanced at you and sent you a message.
But you never glanced at me.
- You shouldn't show this in public. - That's right.
- Go over there. - Oh, is that so?
- I'm sorry, but you shouldn't do that. - Everyone in this area moves in the same way.
- Everyone in this area moves in the same way.
It's like... for him...
it's like he doesn't want to show his wallet.
- Well, then... - I'll take advantage of it and drink it.
- You're going to drink it? - Yes.
It's nothing, right?
- No, thank you very much. - It's nothing, right?
- Thank you very much. - Is it bad?
- I'll drink it nicely. - Ah!
- You like bad things, don't you? - I'm a painter.
- Really? - Really. - Really? - Really. - I'm short in pictures. - That's great. - I drew it. - Well, I'm a little more... - What?
- I'm not bad in pictures, too. - What? - Well, then... - What? What? I got it. I'll go home. - Are you lonely? - No, everyone will come one day. - Ah! - Ah! - That's right! - That's right!
- That's why I'm in a hurry. - Well, then, I'll go home. - I'll take you home. - No, it's okay. - Sometimes... - No, it's okay. - You can carry me on your back. - I'll carry you on your back! I'll carry you on your back!
- Sorry for the delay. - You're light! - Thank you. Tomorrow I'll carry you on my back. - What? - You're funny! - Really!
I didn't get any money for this.
Mr. Nakao, are you thinking of running for office?
No, I'm not.
Are you aiming for a photo-op?
No, I'm not.
Mr. Nakao, who even paid for us, gave us 30,000 yen.
A total of 10 groups of people have refused to pay.
Hama-chan is very happy about it.
I'll tell you this.
If any other talent comes here and asks for money...
I won't pay for it.
That area...
That area hurts me.
It hurts us a lot.
Why do you have to say that?
We really can't afford it.
I'm really sorry.
It hurts.
There are two of us.