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Matsumoto vs. Hamada - Men's Big Match Special
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Downtown has had many serious matches so far.
Today, we will take a look at some of them, from famous matches, new matches, and even miraculous big matches.
Let's start with this match.
Hamada wins.
Hurry up and draw.
Start.
[The winner is decided by rock-paper-scissors.]
The first one to win is...
Ta-dah!
Start!
(laughter)
(cough)
(laughter)
If I do this, I can't breathe.
(cough)
(laughter)
(cough)
(laughter)
(cough)
(laughter)
Wait a minute.
(cough)
(laughter)
(cough)
Huh?!
(laughter)
Okay, that's enough.
(laughter)
Okay, start.
Rock, paper, scissors!
I can't do it like this.
You've done it before.
It's too tight!
It's hot.
You're ugly now.
Can you do it like this?
Can you?
Yes.
Amo-chan wins.
Ready, go!
Yuck!
Go!
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
Your ugly face.
Go!
Sugar!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
Huh?!
Why am I like this?!
Ah, it's gonna hurt like hell from now on!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Ahhhh!
And so, for half a year...
Bonjour!
You got a bad mood or something?
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
Ready...
Start!
So slimy!
No.
Yeah!
Ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-jan!
Hamada-san wins!
Ready...
Start!
Huh? What was this again?
Huh?!
Ah, I have to take this off!
This is a motor!
Matsumoto wins!
Ha-ha!
Ah...
Matsumoto wins!
Start!
(Laughter)
Draw!
(Laughter)
What's wrong?
Okay, first Hamada-san, please raise your arm.
Okay, Matsumoto-san will...
Oh, I did it!
Change!
Okay.
Ah, it's fast...
It's fast...
(Laughter)
It's really exciting...
No!
(Laughter)
Okay, Matsumoto-san.
What?!
(Laughter)
Seriously?!
(Laughter)
Seriously?!
(Laughter)
Let's do it one more time.
Okay, change!
It's bad...
(Laughter)
It's the same place...
(Laughter)
Okay, draw!
(Laughter)
It's sunny...
It's sunny!
Start!
(Laughter)
(Cough)
Yes, take it!
Take it!
(Laughter)
Yes, old nickname.
Start!
(Laughter)
Yes, Macchan wins!
(Applause)
Start!
(Groan)
(Laughter)
Oh, no!
(Laughter)
Yes, Macchan wins!
(Applause)
Start!
(Laughter)
You guys are so uncool!
(Laughter)
Us?
(Laughter)
Ouch!
(Laughter)
(Groan)
Oh, I got caught.
It's no problem at all.
(Laughter)
Yes, Amo wins!
(Applause)
Ah! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! It hurts so much!
Get ready, go!
It hurts so much! It hurts so much! It hurts so much!
Ouch! It hurts!
Wow!
How is their match!? See you next week!
Ready... start!
End up like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like.
It must be a cheap product.
I'm full. I can't eat any more.
Hurry up and eat.
This is more like you.
Mazumoto wins!
Ready, set, go!
Well, it's more like a celebration than anything like this.
I don't know what you're doing.
Okay, here we go.
Ready...
Start!
Okay, let's watch it.
I don't know. The more you do it, the more I don't know what you're doing.
Oh!
Oh, that's good.
You win!
Okay!
I don't know about this.
We're really scared of mecha weapons.
No!
We're really scared of them.
We're definitely not scared of mecha weapons.
I'm really scared. What do we do?
Okay, are you ready?
Wait a minute.
Are you ready?
This is for you.
No, I'm not!
Ready...
Start!
I'm scared!
I'm really scared of you!
I'm not good at this.
Oh, there it is!
What?
It hit the glass.
What are you doing?
You don't have to be ridiculous.
I'm scared, so it didn't hit the glass.
Grab it, Hayao!
It didn't hit!
Really, Hayao, let me finish.
No, you can't.
I'm really scared of you.
Don't say that!
You're making me angry!
You're really mad at me.
No, I'm really scared of you.
I'm really scared of you.
I'm scared of you.
What?
I'm scared of you.
What are you scared of?
Hurry up and grab it.
I'm really scared of you.
Hurry up and grab it.
I can't do it anymore.
Hurry up and grab it.
I can't do it anymore.
Ready...start!
It's like this.
It's too much!
Ready...start!
Why don't you do it, Yuten?!
Start!
Ah!
Stay away from me!
Ah!
Hizou Mikoukai Talk
You know, there's something I'm always excited about.
Yes, yes, yes.
You know... marathons!
Yes.
You know the ones they do on TV?
Yes.
Didn't you do one the other day?
Yes, I did.
The Tokyo International Marathon.
It's fine if you did it, but wasn't it fine if you were driving a truck?
No, it's a marathon, so you have to drive outside.
Why do you have to drive outside?
Why do you have to stop cars for that?
What are you guys doing?
Well...
Don't you think so?
No, I don't think so.
So you want me to drive at 42.19 km/h, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
No, it's fine if you're a gymnast.
It's fine if you're a room runner.
Why do you have to drive outside?
Well, you know, there are places where there's a difference.
Then why do you have to drive outside when you're a room runner?
It's fine if you're a gymnast.
No, it's not like that.
You have to drive in nature.
Nature?
The distance is the same, but you're not driving fast. There's heat too, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's going to do that for you?
Who's going to do that for you?
Really...
I don't know about that.
No, it's not like that. I don't do it all the time.
Really, what should I say? This country...
Let's cut "country" off.
This country is a multi-ethnic country, right?
It's bigger than the number of Koreans...
Bigger than what?
That's how it is, isn't it?
It's a country that can't win against 100 people by itself, isn't it?
Despite of that... No, if that's the case, I get it.
Even though it's Ceylon...
It's only known because it's a marathon population, isn't it?
If you compare it with people who can't ride cars and people who are involved in traffic jams...
It's completely different, isn't it?
But they prioritize marathons...
That's what I don't understand.
No, it's because it's not dangerous.
Those of you who think it's better to stop...
Listen to me, everyone! Don't say "yes"!
But you think so, don't you?
You know that what I'm saying is correct, don't you?
No!
Why?
Why is that?
What's wrong with you?
What kind of youth is that?
What kind of youth have you been through?
You know that, don't you?
No, no, that's weird. What are you eating?
No, that's because...
Even if this is said by a Japanese senior or a world senior...
The places you run in are different, aren't they?
It's different!
Even if you do it somewhere, it's the same.
Even if you don't do it under the same conditions, it doesn't make sense, does it?
Of course.
It's the same as baseball pitches, isn't it?
Yeah.
Right?!
You know, don't you?!
Do you know?!
That's why it's weird.
Let's make up for it!
Together.
Anyway, you know...
What?
Once, when we were doing a broadcast, you went in and stood up.
Did you go crazy?!
Yeah.
Did you go crazy?!
Yeah, I went crazy!
But you can get out of it that easily, can't you?
Well, I'm doing it...
Make it painful! Make it painful!
All of your panties are out of place!
Are you waiting for that moment, boy?!
You can't go like that!
Seriously...
That's weird...
Look, Yasuo, what's wrong with you?!
You know...
You run...
You swim...
You ride...
You ride a bicycle...
You go...
You don't know what you want to do, do you?!
No...
I don't need to know!
First you swim and come back...
You ride a bicycle and finally you run!
You're already messed up in the second half!
Well, I'm messed up in the second half!
No, it's not like that! It's like a project!
That's not true!
It's weird, isn't it?!
It hasn't worked out, has it?!
No, it has!
It's working out one by one!
You can't just keep running!
You have to swim somehow!
Whichever one you use, it's "I want you"!
It's funny!
"I want you"!
No, no...
"Ha!" and then "gyuu"!
No, not "I want you"!
"Nyaa"!
No, not "I want you"!
"I want you"!
And then "gyuu"!
It's funny!
No one does it like that!
And in the end, "naito" and "gyuu"!
It's funny!
Well, it's okay...
As a sport, it looks like you're having fun, but it's dangerous...
Yeah...
Really, good luck.
No, really, good luck.
Which one is it?!
Please enjoy!
If you go to a barber and he asks you "what will you do today?", how would you answer "cool"?
Well, of course, there are a lot of "cool" words...
Yeah.
Um...
"Cool"? I don't know what you're talking about!
It's a difference of dimension, you know?
Um, you know...
It's like that person's life pattern, you know?
Say "ungh"!
"Ungh"!
Hey, wait!
What are you doing?!
Say it properly!
It's like that person's... how do you say it...
It's like their environment that surrounds them.
I think you should change it according to that.
I see.
For example, if you were asked "what will you do?", what would you say?
If it's like I always say, I'd say "oh, it's like I always say".
Ah, then it's not cool at all.
What is it?!
That's what I don't know. What's cool about it?
For example, if you were asked "what will you do?", what would you say?
If you were asked "what will you do?", what would you say?
Would you care about me?
Buy me a son!
Whoa, that's cool!
That's what you'd say, right?
No...
That's...
You're saying it wrong!
That's not cool at all!
When you say it, you have to show it in the same cool way.
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
I understand.
You sit down and say "first of all, what should we do today?"
I see.
This is different from other customers.
It's like "it's like I always say".
They like it, but I like it more than that.
That's enough!
What is it?!
I have to say it.
Ah, that's right.
Well, well, what will you do?
Well, yes, there's a lot of things, but today...
Today...
It's cool, isn't it?
Yes.
Today...
Make me crazy!
Yes!
That's not what I meant!
Make me crazy!
That's why the situation is different!
These two, who are rivals, fight like this...
Mazotopie-sama and Sambon-sama!
Well...
It's... it's the new year, you know.
The first type of rice is flying fish roe!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(whistle)
- Oh no! - Oh no!
(whistle)
(explosion)
- Hey, hey! - Hey!
- Hey!
- Why did you explode? - I don't know!
(sirens blaring)
What are you gonna do?
We've prepared a real "throwing" for you.
Oh...
Ikemoto-san.
First time on "Gagi-no-tsukai-de-arendei"
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Matsumoto VS Amada
Three Matches
(cheers)
Turn around!
(cheers)
A real "throwing"
(cheers)
Huh?
Huh? No way!
Yes! I did it!
(whistle)
14 meters!
Thank you!
(applause)
(whistle)
(moaning)
Is there smoke?
Smoke is coming out.
Huh?
(moaning)
Scary!
Again?
I told you not to say "eh" if there's a pillar.
Scary...
Why do they keep exploding?
Won't they pay for the garage this time?
How is it?
It's good, the taste.
Huh?
What can we do to fix it?
How about a water purifier?
How many times can you do it?
This is enough.
Is that enough?
Then it's fine.
"Nichisuke"?
The first "Kid's Sky Garden"
New Year's Special Project
Mazotops
Hanada
Sanbon
"Shobo"!
Yeah!
We won!
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