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First, from Gaki no Tsukai Arahen, next, Director Dantan, Manager Isomata's "Oishinbou Banzai"!
You're Isomata?
Yes, that's me.
Manager Isomata, the star of Yoshimoto Industries and Gaki no Tsukai.
While showing off his wild side, what will he show us today?
Today, it's about cooking.
Usually, when I watch TV shows, I don't really get the "delicious" feeling.
For that reason, it's important to have a main host.
That's the most important thing!
That's right.
This main host must not be in a warm living environment.
I see!
That's who we have today.
I see!
I'll do my best!
Yes!
Please!
Thank you for having me.
I'm wearing a wig today.
You're wearing a wig?
Well, he's...
Wearing a wig in front of the mirror.
Why is that?
It's a change of pace.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
First up is the title call challenge!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Go!
Isomata's delicious food is also great!
Hey, say it! Say it!
Hey, you! Who's in front of you?
How about putting your hands together?
- Putting my hands together? - Yes.
You're like a teacher, you're making me do it.
- Teacher... - Let's do it like that.
- Yes, Mr. Kamen, please. - Mr. Kamen, you can't do it.
Mr. Kamen can't do it.
- You can only say it. - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
Come on!
Yes!
Isomata's delicious food is also great!
Ah!
- It's cold! - It's cold!
It's cold! OK!
- Was that OK? - Yes.
- OK. - That's what I like about you.
- Isomata-san, the food is coming out. - Yes.
Next is the eating scene.
Where are you looking? Come over here.
You bastard...
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
Yes!
- Welcome. - Yes, I'm the chef, Kumagai.
- I'm the manager, Isomata. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
OK, I'll eat it now.
I'll eat this for the first time, too.
For the first time, he tries the world's delicious food.
This is a little hard to describe...
BITE IT!
Excuse me!
I've been waiting for a long time for a video that's hard to describe.
Look at it! I don't know why!
I'll eat it.
Next is escargot croquette.
How is it?
I've never eaten escargot croquette before...
But since it has potatoes in it...
I can feel the taste of croquette the most.
I made it with croquette in mind.
Croquette! I told you!
How is it?
I haven't tasted escargot croquette before, so I don't know...
But the taste of escargot croquette...
It's gone.
Hey!
I'll eat it.
The main dish is red wine with red wine.
BITE IT!
It's very delicious.
How do you express "delicious"?
I'll repeat what I said earlier...
As I thought...
It's not like French food, but it's easy to get used to.
But...
This is very French.
Overcoming the mountain of N.G., a gourmet show like this has been completed!
Isomata's "Oishin mo Banzai"!
March is already in the middle of the year, and it's getting warmer and warmer.
Good evening, I'm manager Isomata.
Today, I've been invited by "Haru no Youki" to have a delicious, traditional French dish here in Yoyogi, Escargot.
Now, let's go!
Haru no Youki
Welcome. I'm the chef, Kumagai.
I'm the manager, Isomata. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Today's entree is a foreign food salad.
It's a salad with foie gras, truffle and duck.
It's quite cold.
Is it cold?
Yes.
It's called "tassotieto".
It's only heated to a warm degree.
It's my first time to eat it.
To put it simply, it's not much different from chicken.
This is escargot croquette.
Croquette?
Yes.
The one on the far left is escargot.
This one?
Yes.
I'll try it.
It doesn't really have a firm taste.
Today's main dish is red wine with beef bone and bulgogi.
Did you learn it somewhere?
I've been to France and Italy for a while.
Really?
Yes.
I don't like anything.
But it doesn't have a strong taste.
I don't want to eat it again.
Cut!
Eat it!
Because of Isomato's unkindness, he finally stood up.
From French food to Chinese food.
Yama-chan train "Oishinbo Banzai" will continue in the second half of the show.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Good evening.
I'm a little late today.
Do you have anything?
Huh?
Do you have anything?
After all, one person lives.
Yes.
You have something, don't you?
Yes.
Nothing.
After all, I'm afraid of high places.
Oh, is that so?
Because I hate it.
Oh, I really don't know much about high places.
By the way, you did it, didn't you?
What?
Skydiving.
I did it, but you made me do it.
I don't want to do it myself.
No, I definitely can't do it. I can't do it no matter how much I'm loaded.
You did it, but why can't you fly like that?
Oh, that's right. At that time, when I tried to fly, you were tied up like this.
Yeah, yeah.
If you don't want to do it anymore, don't do it.
You know, a little kind side came out of it.
What?
Well, well, well.
But if you say it like that, there's no point in doing it.
Maybe you don't have a choice but to do it.
No, I didn't do it.
Because I don't like things I don't like.
Good things are good.
Someone said it.
Well, whatever.
No, I definitely can't do it.
You can't say you don't like things you don't like.
You're taking me to a punishment game and you can't say you don't like it there.
You're so dirty! You can't do that!
No, I don't like that way of thinking.
Of what?
Of human society.
I don't like it, but I can't help it.
I don't like that person, but I can't help dating them.
I definitely can't do that.
No one said that. If you don't like it, you can date it.
That kind of example is weird.
Kiss me.
What are you doing?
It's easy for you to kiss me, but...
It's not like that!
What is it?
If it's like this, it shouldn't be like this.
What are you looking at?
If it's like this, it shouldn't be like this.
It's something we all decided.
Right?
What are you doing?
It's like this.
We were all talking about it.
Men are scary.
Why?
Men are scary.
Why?
If you're with girls...
I don't know if girls feel that way or not...
But if you say "I really like you"...
They'll definitely look at you.
That's because you're a good father, right?
I don't know if you're a good father or not...
So men will definitely look for you.
Men at that time are scary.
I'll know later if I'm doing it myself...
But at that time you don't know.
You say "Wow, really?"
That's...
That's too much!
It's not like that!
It's scary for a second!
I'm like "Wow!"
You're just looking casually, right?
Right, right!
So I'm like "Wow, you're late!"
And I'm like "Wow!"
For a long, long time.
Without my father...
For a long, long time!
You'll find out!
You'll find out now!
I haven't realized it yet!
For a long, long time.
You shouldn't look like that.
This is funny!
Is there no woman like you?
Woman like me?
Can't you see a woman like you?
Are you saying I'm a dick?
No, not really!
You know...
No, I don't want that!
You know?
Men are scary!
You're a woman!
You've done too much of that!
Of course you shouldn't copy women!
You have no right to say that!
You'll find out!
You see a woman like me all the time!
I've never seen a woman like you as a man!
Oh I see...
Do you see a woman like me?
I don't know...
I'm sure you'll see one, right?
Yes, I will!
I don't know how far she's feeling that gaze.
But if she's wearing a flannel skirt and sitting in a normal place where she's drinking,
she'll definitely look at you.
Yeah, she'll look at you.
I don't like her gaze.
My dad is good at deceiving people, no matter what he says.
But here, it's obvious that he's looking at you.
He's like, "What are you talking about?"
He's like, "What are you doing?" and he's staring at the menu.
He's focused on one thing and he's staring at it.
He's like, "What are you doing?" and he's staring at it.
Men are scary. Women should be careful.
I have a question for Mr. Mazumoshi, who is also the leader of the sexy group.
Yes, yes.
Just like flowers have words for flowers, sushi also has words for sushi.
Could you tell me what those words are?
Oh, that's also in everything.
I've never heard of words for sushi.
Oh, that's why people don't say it.
So, words for flowers... do you know words for flowers?
No, I don't.
Oh, then words for tulips.
No, I don't know that.
What are those?
I don't know.
Why did you come here today?!
Even if you don't know that.
If that's the main thing, I'll go and look for it.
What did you bring with you today?
Oh, my...
No, words for sushi.
There are words for sushi, of course.
What month were you born in?
May.
May, right?
May means...
shrimp, right?
That's just one word for you!
No, no, I was born in May.
Huh?!
I was born in May.
You were born in May?!
I was born in May and I'm a shrimp.
You should know that much about yourself!
My "born in May" is a shrimp?
It's a shrimp!
Oh, wait, wait!
You're from September, right?
I'm from September.
You're not born in May.
Oh, I'm a firewood.
You're not born in May.
Oh, I'm a firewood.
Firewood?!
Firewood.
Firewood?!
Firewood.
Firewood sushi?
Firewood sushi.
That's not much of a problem, is it?!
Well, it's not like "that's not much of a problem" is a problem, is it?!
What did you want me to teach you?
I don't know what you mean.
I want you to teach me words for sushi!
Oh, you want me to teach you that?
Oh, you do?
Yes.
Sure.
So I'm a shrimp, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you want me to teach you words for sushi...
I'm a firewood.
No, I know!
First of all, can you teach me words for shrimp sushi?
Oh, sure!
Yes.
I'm getting excited, so say it!
If this were a pigsty, I wouldn't say much either!
No!
Are you sure?!
I am!
Then say it!
That's right!
Come on!
You were born in May!
I told you!
Do you know that?!
I know!
You were born in May!
Yes!
Then come!
Why?!
What do you mean "come"?!
What should I do?!
You should have come!
I told you! What should I do?!
You were born in May, right?!
Yes!
Come!
What are you eating?!
Eat it! Eat it!
You!
What?!
Say the word "shrimp sushi"!
I know! I will say it!
You should have woken up in the morning!
I'm here because I woke up in the morning!
What is it?
You should have woken up in the morning.
What about you, Maki?
What do you mean?
I have my own words.
Then tell me.
Are there people born in September other than you?
I want to know.
Are there people born in September?
Are there?
Hey, Maki!
You guys! Maki! Maki!
I'm Ebi.
I should have woken up in the morning!
You!
You should have told us, Maki.
You three should have told us, Maki.
Maki's own words.
Are people really born in September?
I told you.
September is also divided into the first and second half of the year.
What's with you?
I'm born in September 8th.
So I'm born in the first half of the year.
What's wrong with you?
First half of the year is fine.
What?
Tell me about you.
I'm born in the second half of the year.
It's divided into thick and thin.
Oh, you're born in the first half of the year.
Yes, I'm born in the first half of the year.
Then tell me about you.
About me?
Umm...
Kawa-chan is...
What's with you?
What?
What's with you, Kawa-chan?
So...
I want you to remember what you said today.
I told you!
You're really annoying me.
No, you're annoying me!
If you say something like that, I won't say it again until January or December.
Oh, that's fine!
Right?
- Are there people in January? - Yes, yes.
- Oh, there are people like this. - Yes, yes, yes.
- To you all... - This is "bara".
- What? - Oh, "bara-zushi"!
- Well, for now, it's "bara-zushi", right? I haven't eaten it much, right?
- Yes, yes, it's "bara-zushi". - What is "zushi - kotoba"?
- "Zushi-kotoba" is "asumareba ii jan".
- It's like "nage-yari", isn't it?
- It's like "tsukihanasu", isn't it?
- At this pace, can you eat 12 of them?
- You idiot!
- I won't let you do it!
- This is the end of "ao-gao" today!
- Do you know what will happen in January?
- "Bara-zushi" will... - This guy is annoying!
- You all should gather! - You should gather!
- For real.
- Remember what will happen in February!
- What will happen in February? - What will happen in February?
- Oh, there are a few people left. - Yes, yes, yes.
- What will happen in February? - Uh... "kampyo".
- "Kampyo-maki".
- It's "kampyo-maki". - It's "kampyo-maki", so please remember it!
- What about "zushi-kotoba"? - You don't need it!
- What?
- It's "kampyo-maki", isn't it?
- It feels good, doesn't it?
- You don't need it!
You're ahead of me!
You're not that good!
Ten more!
Nine more!
That's how it is.
What do you mean by "that's how it is"?
Well, there's always something like that.
Is there anyone who really wants to know?
Yes, is there anyone who wants to know?
What month is it?
December!
The end of the year.
What month is it?
What is December?
December...
This surprised me.
I didn't know this could happen.
Oh, I see, I see.
December is...
Um...
A turning point.
That's a joke!
No, it's gone.
I've been saying it since January.
Oh, I see.
When December came, it was gone.
I thought it was a little reckless, but...
It's a turning point.
A turning point...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's okay for the common people.
That's also a turning point.
You got it for 5,000 yen!
No matter how old you are, I have a question for you, Mr. Matsumoto.
Thank you very much.
If you do this, it's over for you.
Can you tell me your dad's six conditions?
Well, there are a lot of them.
Oh, really?
Of course, it doesn't work with just one or two of them.
It doesn't work like that.
But I've been thinking about it and thinking about it...
It's the best six, right?
I see.
What about sixth place?
Sixth place is...
As I thought, um...
Writing your name on your pants.
That's not your dad's fault!
It's your mother's fault!
Writing "daddy" or something like that...
Or "dear" or something like that...
It's your mother's fault!
- Then 7th place. - Huh?!
- Then 7th place! - Then 7th place. - Yes, yes.
- Then 6th place. - What do you think? - 6th place.
- 6th place, right? - Yes.
- 6th place. Of course there's a lot of that. What do you think it is?
- For example, you... - There's a thousand reasons!
- For example, what do you think your dad is like? - Dad, huh...
- Yeah, yeah. - He's got socks under his feet and his fingers like this...
- That's stupid.
- I don't care if you're stupid, but tell me the reason!
- That's none of your dad's business. - Oh, I see.
- Then what do you think it is? - What do you think it is?
- Then tell me the top rank. - Top rank?!
- Top rank? Then let's go. - Yeah.
- Umm... I wonder what it is...
- Hmm...
- When you're angry... - Yes.
- Hey!
- That's stupid!
- This is pretty bad!
- If you had one...
- Your dad would... - 5th place.
- 6th place is... - 5th place, 5th place.
- 6th place is... - 5th place is open!
- Ah, 5th place is...
- When you're told "Follow me!"
- It doesn't change much from before!
- It's all movement!
- 3rd place is... - 4th place.
- Ah, 4th place is...
- When you're hit! - Wait a minute...
How are you going to make this funny?
I don't know!
Stop it!
Yamasaki Hosei's "Oishinbo", cheers!
Abe, last dish.
I'll do Beijing duck.
Huh?
I'll do Beijing duck.
Beijing duck?
Yes. Don't think of it as Beijing duck.
Oh, Beijing duck.
Yes. Is that okay?
Yes.
Wow, it's blackened.
No, it's not blackened.
Blackened?
When...
When will it rain?
Beijing duck.
It's a luxurious dish that only eats the skin of a duck that has gained some weight and smells like Chinese four-thousand-year-old food.
Beijing duck has just been rolled up.
It's good.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Well, then...
I'd like you to eat Beijing duck.
Thank you for the food.
Well, for example...
Well...
Sometimes, like this...
Um...
When you're drunk...
Um...
You walk home like this on the train, don't you?
When you're not running on the train...
By yourself...
And at that time...
You know...
It's like you remember...
What did I say?
I'm sorry.