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First episode, "The Kid's Handler" episode, "Chiki Chiki", "Mawatte Mawatte", "Ganmen Ichi Hende"!
We made something great.
That's right. It costs a lot of money right now.
I know, right?
Today, we're going to use this table and play with you.
Well, it's always like that.
We're going to have you show your faces from the center of the table and we're going to make you laugh with just your faces.
If you don't show your faces, you'll all be sitting at the table like this.
For example, if this guy does it, I'll definitely not laugh.
If you do it, you'll have to pay a lot of money for it.
I see, I see.
It's a competition between you and the person who shows up.
The person who shows up is a parent.
Right?
That's right.
And I thought about it.
When I thought about it, I thought it was interesting, nice, and cool.
But now that I think about it, we can't win.
That's right, that's right.
This is a loss for the talent.
But we've shown you a lot of things.
That's right!
Everyone's eyes are already used to it, right?
Well, yeah.
Well, this is no good. This is no good, but this and that, we can't win!
The backbone is different!
Yoshino-kun, you're even worse at this!
You're usually terrible!
You're a middle-aged art teacher like this, aren't you?
That's right.
And that!
Yes?
That's bad manners, isn't it?
Are you eating it now?
It's no good, isn't it?!
You're eating something that'll make you clap your hands.
The show's strongest characters have been introduced.
It's now 30 minutes before the show begins.
Who will be able to make themselves laugh?
Each company has four years worth of content to check out.
The other party's facial expressions are serious, too.
First episode!
Chiki-chiki-mawatte-mawatte-ganmen-ichihenge!
It's finally time for the curtain to fall!
First of all, Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes!
I'm a professional, so I'd like to dress up properly.
Really.
Properly.
In various ways.
Yes!
Well, do your best!
Yes!
Yes, get ready!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Now, everyone!
Yes!
I'll tell you the rules.
Yes!
Of course, people will come out, but...
Please look at each other!
If you look this way or look down, it means you're smiling.
Yes!
Look at me properly!
Yes!
Look at my face properly!
Yes!
Can I say something?
Um...
Does this mean you're smiling?
[Laughter]
I'll forgive you for this.
It's just a small part of it.
But that's the only thing you can do.
Then let me set the rules. I'll set the rules.
First of all, Mr. Yamasaki is the top batter.
Everyone, please look over there.
I'm pretty confident about my batting.
I'll say 2,500.
2,500.
How about you, Suga-chan?
I'll say 1,000.
1,000.
Maybe it's because of the system.
Oh, I see.
I'll say 1,000, too.
1,000.
I'll say 500.
500?!
How about you, Suga-chan?
1,000.
2,000.
I won't laugh.
You won't laugh?!
[Laughter]
I've never been laughed at like that.
[Laughter]
Everyone, get ready!
Ready...
Start!
Whoa, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
Along lonely times
And...
In time...
[Laughter]
Let's say goodbye.
[Laughter]
- The end! - Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- What is this?! - Can't we laugh like this?!
- My verdict! Everyone laughed except for Endo! - Yes!
- Everyone laughed except for Endo! - That's a revenge!
- Yes, yes!
- It's over. - It's over.
- Mr. Yamazaki! - You've gone too far!
- It's not like that! It's not like that! It's not like that! It hurts so much!
- Look at his eyes! If you cover your eyes like that, it's so annoying!
- I can't do anything about it! - Right?!
- Look at this! - Wow!
- Thank you! - Wow! It's so good!
- It was a loss for me to sit here! - It was a loss!
- First of all, I'm a child! - That's why!
- It's so annoying! It's so annoying! It's so annoying! It's so annoying!
- Now, the second one is Suga-chan! - Yes!
- Now, everyone, please call out!
- She's amazing! I'll make her do more and more! - That's right!
- That's a happy ending!
- It's a five-bet!
- Mr. Yamazaki, 5,000! - Yes!
- That's a lot! - Mr. Otonari, 2,000! - Yes!
- 1,000! - 1,000!
- 500?! - No, it's pretty low.
- Mr. Otonari, 500! - It's pretty low.
- 1,000! - 1,000!
- 800! - 800!
- No, I can't do anything about Suga-chan. - Yes!
- I can't do anything about that. - Yes!
- But, well... - Yes!
- I can't stand it! - You're pretty tough!
- I can't stand it!
- Now! - Now!
- Please call out! Let's go!
- Now, look at me! Look at me! - Yes!
- Now! - Ready!
- Start!
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, time
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, time
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, time
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, time
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, time
Oh, my love, my darling
My darling, I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
But time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much for you
Tomorrow
Time's up!
Wano, Sato, Suga, Yoshi
Next up is Kokoriko, Tanaka!
Can you switch places?
Okay
5,000 yen, okay?
I got paid when I was a parent
You cut it big with a cutter
Into a triangle
Okay, switch places!
1,000, 2,000, 1,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000
400
400?!
Is it 400?!
Can you be a little more careful?
I'm a parent now
Okay, get ready!
Look straight ahead!
Ready...
Start!
Go!
Start!
Don't look away!
Good job!
(Singing)
The end!
Oh, no!
Mr. Matsumoto of Yoshinobu Yamazaki!
Good job!
You're fast!
Just by looking at your coat, I can tell you're serious.
Your hairstyle, too.
Your coat is a little thin, right?
Yeah.
I can tell you're making fun of me.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I don't know.
We all put up with it.
You're still laughing.
I'm sorry.
Your hair is broken.
You're so loud!
Are you making fun of me?
You're so loud!
Sit down, you!
Mr. Nakamura is a modern-day fighter who always gets beaten up.
What is his face-off?
Don't look at me!
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
I won't let you go!
(laughing)
(cheering)
Yamazaki Somura's right side is empty!
(cheering)
That's amazing!
(laughing)
About 3,500 per month.
(laughing)
That's not true!
You were taken to a different world!
(laughing)
Where did you go?
That's...
I'm scared of sightseeing.
(laughing)
That's...
Where did you come back from?
You took me to a foreign country!
(laughing)
(groaning)
Next, Matsumoto-san!
Yes.
Go ahead.
(groaning)
You have a lot of one-cushions here.
You did it yourself.
That's right!
Really, really.
Why don't you bet on the last two?
I will!
If you keep going like this, you'll probably lose everything!
(laughing)
That's...
That's right.
Right?
Yes.
(laughing)
Now, everyone.
Yes.
Think about it.
Bet, please!
(music)
Even if you sing, even if you include Matsumoto- san, there's only three of you.
It's about time you all gave up.
This is huge!
Huh?
Will Matsumoto-san get depressed?
Or will he just go for it?
Which one is it?
(laughing)
Now, let's go.
Get ready!
(clapping)
Okay.
Ready...
Start!
(singing)
My darling, I've hungered for your touch alone.
Lonely times
And times that go by so slowly
And times that mean so much for you
Suga-chan, Yama-san, goodbye!
You guys, eat up!
It's good, isn't it?
It's the best, Yama-san!
Super-sabu-sabu human, writer Suzuki
Now, will he be able to laugh?
I've had enough of you guys
You're really funny
You're not funny at all
You're stupid
You're worse than those guys who can't pass their exams
If you have a problem with that, leave it to me!
It's hard for me to wait like this
Yeah, it's really hard
How many minutes have we been waiting for?
It's like I'm strangling myself
Sorry for the wait
Now, it's Yama-san's turn
Total of 10,000 points
10,000?!
Suga-chan has 17,000 in total
17,000...
How about you?
5,500
5,500...
And you?
6,000
6,000?!
And you?
2,700 in total
Total?
Total
And you?
Me too, 9,400 in total
9,400...
I have 2,000, but...
And also...
20,000 points
20,000?!
That's a lot!
Don't laugh!
I won't laugh! I definitely won't laugh!
You can't laugh like that, Suzuki!
Ready...
My love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
My love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
My love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
- You are... - 10,000 yen.
- Matsumoto-san is 24,000 yen. - That's right. 24,300 yen.
- Shibata-chan is 24,000 yen. - 24,000 yen.
- Enrico-san is 8,800 yen. - 8,800 yen.
- Tanaka-san is 5,400 yen. - 5,400 yen.
- All of them, right? - Yes.
- Shibata-chan is 9,000 yen. - 9,000 yen.
- Then, Suzuki-san is... - Yes, I lost. 53,000 yen.
- 53,000 yen. - 53,000 yen.
- Suzuki-san is 53,000 yen. - His tongue is sticking out.
His tongue is sticking out.
Then, it's the last one! Get ready!
His tongue is sticking out.
Let's go!
Look at the center!
Ready!
I love you, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
For all of you
Still all of you
Suzuki, you can't do it! Suzuki, you can't do it!
What? What's wrong?
Suzuki, you can't do it!
What's wrong?
This is too much!
Wait!
Suzuki, you're crazy!
You should have laughed at Suzuki instead!
You're right!
You should have laughed at Suzuki instead!
You're crazy!
This is impossible!
It suits you too much!
I can't do it.
I can't do it, I'm so poor.
Suzuki-san, -95,600 yen.
Komurasaki-san, 68,200 yen.
Just say it!
What is it?
Are you laughing at me?
Basically, you can't say anything.
Just spit it out.
Actually, there's one more thing I'm worried about.
Even if Suzuki does it again, what will you do?
What if everyone laughs?
Even if one person laughs...
95,600 yen...
Isn't it a disadvantageous situation?
You're creating a bad atmosphere...
We're not creating a bad atmosphere!
We're all doing it in the same state!
You're a victimizer!
Komura, seriously, go somewhere!
Go somewhere!
Let's go!
Look ahead!
Stop clapping!
What are you doing?
Ready!
My love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
For a long lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much for you
Thank you for your hard work!
You're so mean!
What are you doing? Where are you laughing at?