AISubs v3.5
I'm not a kid's servant, I'm Tsukishigi!
I'm proud of myself, so I'll do a big prank!
- So, today... - Is it a prank?
- Yes, it's a prank. - Yes.
- Um... I'll say it like this... - Yes.
- Um... The story goes back a thousand years, but... - I see.
- Um... Well, to put it simply... - Yes.
- When the octopus ate the squid, it slipped. - Hahaha!
- In response to that... - Was it a punishment?
- A lesson from the laughing god... - Hahaha!
- Was given. - Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
- So, it slipped. - Yes, it slipped.
- So, the octopus you're talking about right now... - Yes.
- Tanaka is this big guy, right? - This guy... Um... He's a little stupid.
- Oh, really? - His head is weird, isn't it, Mr. Yamada?
- It's weird. - How is it weird?
- Um... Basically, this guy is also a okama. - Hahaha!
- This guy... Who... Who is an okama?
- Well, I'm one of them. - Hahaha!
- Um... As a kind of comedian... - As a kind of comedian...
- As an okama... - As an okama...
- Oh! So you've seen it before? - Oh!
- Hahaha! - No, I don't know it.
- You're one of them. - I'm one of them.
- Well, um... Today, you met this guy, Endo. - Yes.
- The yellow guy. - He knows me.
- Yes, he knows you. - Oh, I see.
- He also cooperated with you. - Oh, I see.
- Um... Yes. - I see.
- Well, actually, all of you are... - I see.
- Customers who know everything about you. - Yes.
- What do you mean? - This guy, Endo, is also pretty stupid.
- Hahaha! - Yes.
- What do you mean? - Um... As a kind of comedian...
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Oh! - Oh!
It's amazing, of course it's amazing!
Don't you think it's ridiculous how popular it is?
It's completely out of this world.
- Have you seen it? - I have, I have.
- I hope you have. - Yeah.
Hey, hey, is there any wood in here?
I mean, did you really go all out with it?
- Seriously! - You're like a gorilla! - You're like a gorilla!
I don't think I can go home now.
I'm still fine.
- I'm glad you're okay. - I'm glad you're okay.
I'm back from the reception.
Yow!
Wow!
- It's amazing. - It's just amazing!
Imagine what we'd get for boiling eggs all together like this.
- I wonder what we'd do. - It's taboo.
I'm seriously walking on eggshells right now.
- Do you know what? - Yes?
- Keep your eyes open, okay? - Just because it's our job...
- Yes! - Doesn't mean we're running away.
Um, there's a lot more coming up, so until then...
Why are you waiting for so long?
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry, but...
A little longer!
Yes, a little longer.
A little longer!
A little longer, a little longer.
Then do something.
Do something.
Do what?
Do something.
Make a downturn.
Ah...
A downturn...
Um...
Is he scared of me?
His face...
It's boring.
It's too long.
A downturn is better.
Yes.
Enough.
I'm sorry.
Go home.
No.
Go home.
What is it?
What?
Let me go.
Get out of here.
No.
What is it?
It's like your ideal type.
You saw my ideal type.
When you came out,
I thought you would stab me.
Why did you get nervous?
Your face was strange.
I thought you would stab me.
Did you notice?
When I talked,
he glared at me.
Did you get glared?
He glared at me.
I was scared.
But since there were others,
I didn't have to worry about it because you were there.
Did you go to the bathroom in the middle of it?
Yes, I did.
I was wondering what you were doing.
I don't want to die.
No way!
I don't know what you're talking about.
That kind of will is not good for comedians.
I'm so scared. My heart is pounding.
That kind of thing is not good.
It's not good for accidents.
Stop it!
I said stop it!
Hey!
Why are you hitting me?
Do you want to die?
Die!
Do you want to die?
Die!
Okay!
You're not good at acting.
Die!
Cut! Cut! Yes, I'm waiting for you, actor!
I'm waiting for the next turn!
Can you hurry up?
I'm sorry, Tatsu-san!
I can't leave if you don't die!
I won't die. I won't die!
I won't die!
Why are you crying?!
Don't cry!
I was so scared!
You were shaking like crazy!
I was so scared!
Look at you! You're wearing shoes!
Why are you wearing shoes?!
I'm scared!
I was so scared! Wait!
I could see you, but I couldn't say anything.
You could see me?
I could see you!
You're the worst!
I was so scared!
I couldn't understand you at all!
Look at your face when you jumped out!
Look at you later! You look like Ian!
You look like a small animal!
- Well, today... - Yes?
- It's tough, really. - What's tough?
- Well, I... - Yes?
- Well, I'm sorry to come out of nowhere and suddenly complain, but... - That's fine.
- My sole is cracked. - Your sole?
- No, no, really, really. - There's no way it's walking!
- Eh?! No, no, no! I'm the one who said it's cracked! - It's not cracked!
- No, no, no... - Ah!
- What?! - It's cracked!
- No, no, no... Are you okay? - Yes!
- Ah! It's cracked! - It hurts, it hurts, it hurts...
- It hurts... - Well, today... I'm sorry to come out of nowhere and...
- Ah! - It's cracked!
- Are you stupid?! - What?
- My sole is cracked! - It's not cracked, you bastard!
- Ah, well, I'll ask you... - Why are you so quiet?!
- Well, that is... - Come on, speak up!
- It's not cracked, but why do you say it's cracked?!
- You're weird!
- Eh, you just think it's cracked?! - I do!
- You think it's cracked because it hurts a little?!
- "A little" hurts... This is really... It's a "cracked" pain.
I told you it's never cracked before!
- So you come out and suddenly say something like this... - No, it's not cracked!
It's not something you should say as a professional, but...
Well, if you don't say it...
Ah, Wacchan's movements are weird today.
You don't like it when people think you're jealous, do you?
- Why? - I'm not jealous! It's weird!
Well, I think you can do 96% of your usual strength...
And...
That's enough!
- If you say that, I'll... - What are you talking about?!
You're talking about me!
- What, what, what? - I hit my ankle and ankle joint, you know?
And you said, "Sara, it hurts," and "Sara, it hurts," and...
The two of you said, "It hurts, it hurts," and I was like, "What is this?!"
And I did it while holding it in like this!
I think it's more cracked than you!
It's definitely more cracked than me.
Is it more painful when it's cracked or cracked?
- Of course it's cracked. - Of course it's cracked.
It's not cracked!
- But, you know... - It's not cracked!
Well, we're entering the era of the future...
It's cracked!
No, I'm really sorry!
It's cracked! This is completely true!
- What's cracked? - You know...
Our, uh...
Downtown shop seems to have burned down.
W-what's going on?!
- No, it's fine. - Oh, is it?
You know, at some stationery store...
They're selling pencil cases.
And you put up my picture and said, "It's like a matchan pencil case!"
And I said, "Oh, is it?"
And you said, "Will it sell?!"
- Yeah, something like that. - Oh, is that so?
- Yeah. - Then, shouldn't we stop during this period of time?
- It probably won't sell. - No, it won't sell.
No, really.
You know, maybe we should open a shop later...
So we don't have to worry about it.
What are you talking about, you stone!
Don't beat me up!
Don't you want to open a restaurant or a snack bar?
Why a snack bar?
Let's not open a snack bar.
Really? Well, I might open a pet shop.
Why?
Because I like animals, you know?
You're funny.
Oh, you're trying to give me a good impression again.
You like animals.
Oh, you're nice.
Yeah, you like animals, don't you?
You know, I'd like to have a dog, but...
Um...
I like a dog that can fight.
You mean a big one?
Yeah, and I don't like a dog that doesn't obey me.
I like a dog that can bump into me once in a while.
Three wins and two losses.
That's a good match!
Isn't it?
It's a good match.
But what happens if you lose?
Three wins and two losses are fine, but...
What happens if you lose?
What kind of situation are you in?
If I win, it's over for me.
Yeah, I get it.
So it's over for you.
What kind of situation are you in?
I'm basically dull.
I'm a talent, so I can't show my hands.
You can't hit people in the face.
I can't hit people in the face.
So basically...
Do you think a dog can do that?
Why do you think a dog can do that?
It would be nice to have a dog like that, wouldn't it?
Yeah, it would be nice.
But you don't have one, do you?
Is that so?
Why do you hate dogs?
I don't hate them! You're so mean!
But you know, sometimes I bring a dog to the studio.
Everyone likes dogs, so they always fight.
But you never fight with them, do you?
No.
I'm always holding them like this.
No, really.
I've never seen you do it.
You're doing it like this.
Let me do it like this.
You're talking nonsense.
You're disgusting.
But you always tell me to let you do it.
Shut up!
You're crazy.
You're hiding something.
Hiding?
Are you stupid?
I've always held you when chimpanzees came.
What's a chimpanzee?
You're weird.
What's a chimpanzee?
I'm not that kind of person.
You're a chimpanzee, aren't you?
I'm a chimpanzee.
You know where he is, right?
You know, right?
You don't like him.
You say he's weird, he's trash, you say you should throw him away, you throw him away and kill him.
That's how you treat him!
You feel sorry for him!
What did you say?
I said you're weird.
You're not weird!
It's a famous story that I used to wake you up with a kiss while you were sleeping and became a model for the movie "White Snow Queen".
Why do you sleep with a yellowtail every night?
Say it right now!
Why do you sleep with a yellowtail?
To put it simply, it's because you're a successful person.
For me, it doesn't matter if I'm human or not, but I don't like people with low morale.
To the front, to the front, to the top, to the top, to the top, to the top!
What?
To the side, to the top, to the top!
No, no, I don't like it.
I don't like it if it's on top of me.
Yellowtail is...
Yellowtail is a successful fish. Do you know it?
Recently, not many people know about successful fish.
So you sleep with a yellowtail?
Yes, yes, yes.
Raw?
Raw.
Don't tell me it's sashimi?
One fish, right?
Yes, one fish.
One... or two.
What do you do with two?
When I'm heartbroken, I eat two.
Why?
Can't you see it stinks?
Stinks?
Stinks!
Even if you say it stinks, you know what?
The kid at your place was saying the other day, but he was pooping in his pants.
Can't you see it?
It's different from that smell.
It seems you were surprised. Pants up, eyes down, pooping up!
You're a high school student, aren't you?
Pooping up!
You're still in fourth or fifth grade!
Fourth or fifth grade?
I thought you were in second grade.
I was surprised.
That's not what it smells like! It stinks!
Tell me about that thing with the yellowtail.
What is it?
That thing. Its origin.
I don't know.
Really?
It starts with yellowtail.
No, no, no. It starts with yellowtail.
It starts with yellowtail and becomes yellowtail.
Really?
Yes, yes.
But tell me about it.
Its bottom is kamasu.
No, no, no. Don't say that.
This is a rule.
Kamasu, yellowtail, yellowtail.
Kamasu, yellowtail...
It becomes yellowtail.
Yes, yes, yes.
It goes up and down.
How does it go up and down?
Up and down.
That's after it's cut up!
It doesn't matter if it's cut up!
What do you want me to say?
After it's cut up!
You yellowtail bastard!
Whatever you are!
Is it over with yellowtail while you're alive?
No, it's not over.
So tell me about it.
Huh?
Tell me about it.
What's next while you're alive?
Yellowtail... yellowtail dad.
Humans shed tears and weep, but animals don't weep?
If Matsumoto san were to make a yellowtail weep, how would you make it weep?
This is a nasty story.
I've been told since I was in 4th grade that it's only possible for you to make your opponent weep.
So what's a yellowtail's weakness?
Its weakness...
The first thing that comes to mind is its head and neck.
But if it's a yellowtail...
The most painful part of a yellowtail...
The part you don't want to be touched...
Is the back of its neck.
That's where you don't want to be touched?
Of course, of course.
Because if you don't have that, it's normal.
It's really complex.
What's normal about it?
It's a normal beast, isn't it?
Beast?
I feel a lot of complex.
Are you like that?
Of course.
Some people say it's nice, but it's a lie.
Some people say "I know, don't say it anymore."
That's where we end up.
Do you cry?
I do.
First, when you're in love, like this...
What are you doing?!
Don't touch me!
What are you doing?
Ah, ah, ah...
One more time!
This way.
Cross and touch like this.
You can't just touch me like this.
Why do you want me to touch you like this?
No, no, you want me to touch you like this!
Why do you want me to touch you with my right hand and your left hand like this?!
I'm going to touch you now, okay?
Yeah, step on me.
What are you doing?!
You want me to put you in?
Right?
Yeah.
Stop it!
What?
W-what?
Ragusa thinks like that.
Yeah, I think like that.
"Stop it!" ten times is like a person's tears.
- I see. - Yes.
- I know what you're saying. - You know it very well.
- You know it? - Yes. - So what's wrong with it?
- Where should we start over? - It was good when we first touched here.
- That's good. And it's good here, too. - It was good, wasn't it?
- I was like "Ah, it's good, it's good." - From here...
- From there, it was bad. - I was like "Wow!" in a crowd.
- I didn't know where to go. - From here...
- That was bad. - Yes.
- "Ah, it's over!" - Yes, yes, yes.
- "Eh, wait a minute. Moppen, say it like this, say it like this, say it like this." - Yes.
- "It's over." - Yes.
- "Stop it." - I'm glad you went down.
- So, is "moppen" okay? - What?
- Is "moppen" okay? - I don't mind it, but...
- How is it? - It's the second time.
- Is "moppen" okay now? - Am I fired?
- Yoshimoto, am I fired?
- It's been 7 years since you were arrested.
- I don't know what kind of face you should make when you go back to your family.
- Please tell me the most natural way.
- I think it's best to go back as if nothing happened.
- No, it's okay. - I'll raise my head and say "No, it's okay."
- No, it's not okay.
- It's not okay.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- I know you say that, but...
- I think it's best to go back as if nothing happened.
- 7 years later!
Right?
With that kind of tension...
First of all, I have a question for you.
You say there are as many women as there are stars.
Yes.
But what about men?
Let me see...
There are as many jokes as there are jokes, right?
Yes, yes.
And there are as many jokes as there are jokes.
He's saying something good.
There are as many side dishes as there are side dishes, right?
That's not limited!
If someone else says it...
"That's not limited anymore!" and you say it, it's over.
It's not limited until just now!
Right?
You say there is love as many as there are kisses.
Right?
You say there is emotion as many as there are tears.
You're saying something good now, aren't you?
Well, yes...
Right?
Well, yes...
If that's the case...
There are as many men as there are women...
Of course there are!
There are as many men as there are women!
Is there such a thing in Japan?!
That's right.
So, should we go get furniture here?
You can't decide like that!
No, if you compare it with women...
There are not many stars...
That's right!
It's weird to compare it like that!
It's beautiful!
It was beautiful!
It's beautiful, but men are...
What do you think?!
What are you saying?!
Don't think like that!
It's good that it's cut.
Are you mad or something?!
It's good that it's rainbow colored, right?!
Rainbow colors don't exist in the first place!
It's good that it's rainbow colored, right?!
Don't you know that?!
I'm getting mad!
What?!
It's better if it's like a number (kazooie)
Number (kazooie) like...
There are a lot of them!
Bowling ball!
What?!
Bowling yellow ball!
Bowling ball...
It's not beautiful!
It's beautiful!
It's not beautiful!
Have you ever thought that a bowling ball is beautiful?
No, I haven't.
It's like...
It's round!
It's round and beautiful!
But it has three holes!
You're kidding me!
It's a shame, isn't it?!
What?!
It's a shame!
What's a shame?!
It's beautiful!
If it didn't have these three holes, I wouldn't have said anything!
That's a shame, isn't it?!
That's right! But it has three holes!
It has three holes...
Isn't it beautiful?!
I see...
What?!
Do you want me to take you to the hospital?!