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"Gudagudageinin" regular corner top show!
Good evening.
Today, we're going to do things a little differently than before the show.
Well, "mei" is "gudagudageinin" after all.
To put it simply, during this period of time, you know, programs change and stuff like that.
New ones start in the spring.
So, people who are going to come out today are going to keep decreasing.
Or not anymore.
Today, we're going to have a lot of people in charge of each show.
Well, this time, it's going to be the judges of "mei" and "gudagudageinin".
At the end of "gudagudageinin", you can choose who you like.
Who is going to win "mei" and "gudagudageinin" regular?
Why is "tanoshii engei" coming?
Because "tanoshii engei" is coming!
Because "uekibachi" is coming!
I'm fine with "toga" and "ore" though.
I don't want "toga" and "ore" to come.
I want "toga" and "ore" to come.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Well, let's get started.
First, please!
I'm the proudest one! I'll do my best!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Can you do it? - Of course!
So far, what do you have as a regular job?
- I have two. - Yes, what are they?
On TV Saitama, with my senior, Gokuraku Tombo-san, and four of us...
- Yes? - ...we're called "Supadaka Farm".
- You're doing your best! - "Supadaka Farm"!
Yes!
- Let's get a good job this year! - Yes!
- I'll do my best!
- Ah, then I'll prepare it for you! - I'll prepare it for you!
- You don't have to do more than that. - Yes!
- You don't have to do more than that! - Yes!
- Is it enough? - Yes, we're happy with it!
Is it enough?
- May I? - Yes!
I'll do "taco, squid, milk, eat, eat"!
- What?! - What?!
- Wait! - What?!
The speech will end!
- What's that?! - It's you!
- Get out of here! - Excuse me!
- What did you say?
- "taco, squid, milk, eat, eat"! - Yes!
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Is it octopus? Soft octopus? - Yes, it's soft octopus.
- Octopus? - Soft octopus. - Octopus?
- You're the only one left. - Yes, I'm the only one left.
- Please. - Thank you for the food. - Thank you for the food.
- Everyone is doing their best! - Everyone is doing their best!
- Please look at them! They're doing their best! - They're probably eating milk.
- They're not eating at all!
- Time's up! - Time's up!
- There's one more. Kumamoto Prefecture Public Television. - Yes.
- Mr. Ogawa! - Yes?
- What do you think? - You know, squids and octopuses...
Octopuses move a lot more, but octopuses are more difficult, right?
- Yes, octopuses are more difficult. - Which one is more difficult?
- Mr. Ogawa, you just saw it! - It's fine, it's fine.
- Please look at them!
- Hello! - Hello!
- I have a 12-year career and I'm from the Ritton Investigation Team. - Nice to meet you!
- How old are you two now? - I'm turning 37 this year.
- I'm turning 100 in 5 years. - That's right.
- But you're our juniors. - That's right.
- So, what are we doing today?
- This is a song for our age group. - Hey, get up!
- So, what are we doing today? - So, what are we doing today?
- Today, we'll be drinking water. - Drinking water?
- Not just water. - Oh, really?
- Please look at the other side of the curtain. - Oh, you want me to look at it?
- This is it! - What time is it?
- This is it! - This is it!
- It's like we're in a park. - Everyone, please stand by!
- Well, Mr. Amada... - Yes?
- It's hard to get involved. - Everyone, I'll drink it all at once!
- I'll do my best! - I'll do my best!
- Oh, you're drinking it now! - Yes!
- I'll do my best!
You're drinking it now, aren't you?
I'd like you to drink it more.
Is it working?
No, it's not!
It's not working! You're watching it!
I'm drinking it like crazy!
It's okay!
If you're tired, drink from that area.
What?
I feel sick.
Okay, it's over!
Come back here!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
What do you think of them?
Oh, really?
Shizuoka First Television, Yasoka-san!
Um... can you do a face like Kusamushiri?
Yes, I can!
That's right!
You're quite powerful!
Can you see yourself in the camera?
Maybe. I'd like you viewers to help me out.
Oh, I see.
You can do anything!
Please watch TV!
Anything is fine!
Is there anything you want to appear in it?
Magical Zunoppa!
Magical, what do you think of it?
Um...
The style of the show is fundamentally different from what the show is trying to do.
Unfortunately...
Can you do a magical banana here?
How about a water tank?
A magical banana?
At a talent show like that...
Are you shaking your head all the time?
I'm in trouble!
Please watch it!
Your name and...
I'm Yamazaki Ohsei. Nice to meet you.
By the way, Yamazaki-san, what's your regular?
By the way, my regular is Kyuhon.
Kyuhon?!
Kyuhon is a lie, isn't it?
No, Kyuhon is Kyuhon.
What is it?
Well, if you count it, it's Kirinai.
No, say it!
It's Kirinai!
It's Kirinai, but it's not Kirinai! What do you mean?
Hey!
No, it's fine, but you know...
When I saw the previous two's performance, I got angry.
I see.
I'll show you that this is the current performance!
You're pretending to be great, aren't you?
Yes.
What is he trying to do?
I'll do it.
Can you see my butt right now?
Don't pull it out.
What are you doing?
Hey...
Brother...
Be quiet.
I'll do it.
Yes.
What is it?
Do you have a problem with that?
What are you going to do with this air?
Sapporo TV, Zushio, Mr. Zushio!
Can you play in a cold place, even if it's snowing?
Can you even play in the snow?
Yes, I can.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I'm just asking.
Have you ever played?
Yes, I have.
Yes, you have?
I didn't show off, though.
You didn't show off?
You didn't kick, though?
I'm going to kick you.
Now, it's the last one.
It's the last one.
The last one.
I don't think there's anything more than this.
Oh, is that so?
I'm not the kind of person who says, "Do it for me," or "I'll do this."
I understand.
I don't know what it's like, but let's go.
It's the last one.
Here you go!
Now, it's Mr.
The last one is Mr.
Now, Mr., what should we do?
You can do something, can't you?
No, I can do it.
I've got a lot of tricks up my sleeve.
Tricks up my sleeve...
By the way, how long have you been in this world?
Twenty-five years.
Twenty-five years...
I've got a lot of tricks up my sleeve.
Hey!
You've got nothing up your sleeve.
I'll show you some tricks up my sleeve.
Is that so?
I'll lock you up and you won't know where you've gone.
Let's do something.
Shall we?
Oh!
Do something for me today.
Do something for me.
One or two.
It's a shame, but...
No, it's fine.
Face imitation.
Welcome back, Mr. Onoda.
I saw you a few years ago!
Which show? Which show?
Where's the reggae?
No, it's not decided yet!
After doing this, you can't make a face like you're doing it.
Hey, mister!
What?
Is that it?
What?
Can't you do anything else?
Should I give you another one?
Please!
Give me one!
I haven't given you one yet.
It's okay for you to come!
I'll show you my superpower.
Oh!
Is it a boom?
Is that what you're thinking?
It's only for a moment.
This finger...
I'll pierce through anything.
Here I go.
Gniu.
He's laughing! He's laughing!
Stop it!
Why is "gion" "gniu"? I don't get it.
I'll be busy with this.
Kanan.
I'll be busy with this!
I'll be busy with this "kanan"!
After this, the results of the great riot were announced.
The placard went out of control beyond imagination.
The result is...
After the talk!
Wait a minute!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Good morning.
Thank you for your applause.
Thank you for coming.
How are you doing lately?
What do you mean?
You're doing well today.
What do you mean?
I mean, you know...
Oh, I see. You're good at talking.
You're good at talking.
Oh, I see. You're good at talking.
I'm good at talking.
Yes, you're good at it.
Thank you.
You know, you're hiding this dirty mole from the students.
I'm hiding it.
If you say that, you're going to expose me!
It's natural for you to expose me.
This doesn't look dirty to me!
I'm in a bad mood.
For me, this is what makes me in a bad mood!
Why do you have such a three-dimensional effect on your mole?
I don't like that!
Okay, I'll remove it!
Okay!
Next week's project...
I can't remove it! I can't remove it!
I can't remove it!
It's burned, the laser.
No, it's not burned.
If it had been burned, it would have become cancer, but I'd remove it anyway.
No, you can't do that.
A three-dimensional mole?
I don't have a three-dimensional mole on my body!
Why do you say it's three-dimensional?
I don't know why you're asking me!
Because of that three-dimensional effect, I can't see the skin on the other side of the three- dimensional effect.
It's such a small area!
You can't see it!
I want to see the other side of it!
Well, you can't see it even if you look over my shoulder!
I heard that there is a secret route to Tokyo and Osaka, which were sealed off by Mr. Matsumoto, who used to be a taxi driver in the back.
Please tell me where that road is.
The story is originally colorful.
I see.
Well, that's...
It's not 15 minutes, is it?
But, well, it's one hour and twenty minutes.
I see.
What does it mean? Please tell me.
- Osaka, right? - Yes.
Well, well...
Koshu Kaido.
Koshu Kaido?!
Even though the industry goes to Osaka, it goes to Koshu Kaido?!
You're annoying.
Well, that's why no one notices it.
Do you know that? You know Kampachi, right?
- Yes. - Kampachi.
When you cross Kampachi, there's a side road here.
Where is it?!
There's nothing in Kampachi!
- No, there isn't. - Where is it?!
There's a lot of things in Kampachi!
- What are you talking about?! - Of course!
There's Kampachi! There's Kampachi!
- There's so many things in Kampachi! - No, there isn't!
- Koshu Kaido! - You like that?!
There's Koshu Kaido when you enter Kampachi!
Right?!
Well, there is, but you can't enter it from many places.
There's Koshu Kaido, right?! This is Shinjuku!
- Yes, yes. - Right?!
- Koshu Kaido goes all the way, right?! - Yes.
- Are you listening to me?! - No, why is it like this?!
- Koshu Kaido goes, right?! - Yes, yes.
- Right?! - Yes, yes.
It comes out like this, like a bypass.
It comes out like this, doesn't it?
To the side...
Ah, it comes out to the side, too!
- Does it come out vertically?! - It comes out vertically!
- There's Kampachi, right?! - There's Kampachi!
Ah, there's Kampachi! Yes, there's Kampachi!
There's Kampachi, isn't there?!
- It comes out, but it doesn't come out vertically like this! - Ah, I know, I know!
There's Kampachi, right?! Kampachi!
- Kampachi! - Yes.
- If you go this way... - Yes.
- Um... - To Kyoga!
- Yes, yes. I know, I know. - Do you know?!
- Which way?! - This is Koshu Kaido, right?!
- This is Koshu Kaido! - Yes, yes.
If you don't go either way, you have to go straight!
Straight, you say?! Where do you go straight?!
I've had it with you!
Is there a fast food restaurant?!
What are you talking about?!
If you want to go to Chofu, you have to go up to Koshu Kaido.
It's like this in Kampachi.
Right! Right! Chofu!
We're going to Chofu!
Right?
We're going to Chofu?
Right!
There's Kampachi, right?
And there's Koshu Kaido, right?
And we're going to Chofu.
If you go past Kampachi, there's a road that goes diagonally like this.
Huh?!
Kyu... Kyu Koshu Kaido!
Right! Kyu Koshu Kaido!
But you didn't say Koshu Kaido at the end!
If you go straight, you can't go up!
- You said "kenken" before! - No, it's not "kenken"!
I wrote a graduation paper on DNA origin and human action, and I have a question for Mr. Masumoto, who left Oxford.
There are many things in humans, and some people get excited when their face is stepped on by their feet.
Is there anything else that makes you excited when you are stepped on?
"m" and "s" are interesting. I'm studying them now.
- Go to a shop and... - Go to a shop and...
- It's a "b" course. - I don't know that course!
- Is it "kao fumare fechi"? - It's still like that.
- Is it "kao fumare fechi" now? - It's "fumihechi".
- Which one is it? - It's a super high-class "s".
What does "super high-class" mean? It's a middle school "s"!
You're persistent! It's about the fourth time!
- High-class means "futatabi"? - High-class means "futatabi"?
- I feel like you have different letters. - Mine is exactly the same.
- Which one is it? "fumareruho" or "boku"? - "fumareruho" and "boku" are similar.
"kotobazeme" is better.
I saw a kid using it the other day. It wasn't funny.
- So you're saying... - It wasn't funny. "b"
- Hey, someone come here! - Yes, yes, that's a lie, but...
- Sensei... - It's too late for that, you know...
- You know, the most amazing thing I've experienced so far is...
...the Queen coming with five or six people.
- Isn't that a special course?
- They come in and say "what are you doing?"
- They come in and say "what are you doing in a place like this?"
- I say... - "Where the hell are you putting your kotatsu?!"
Kotatsu is taken to the bedroom over there.
- There's a kotatsu! - Kotatsu is taken from the living room to the bedroom.
- I'm so excited! - Wait a minute!
- Wow! Kotatsu! - Wait! Wait! Wait!
- Are you taking it home? - That's right.
- You're taking it to the store! - That's right.
- You're taking it home, but you're poor and you're taking it. - That's right.
- And then... - "Dada dada dada!" - It comes in.
- Five people! - Yes, five people.
What are you doing?!
"What are you doing?!" You're the one who came!
- Kotatsu is taken to the living room. - That's right.
It's all changed.
They've been denied all of their lives.
- Ah... - Life work, you know?
- Life work... - And then, uh...
They've been cut off from their phones...
They've been cut off from their water pipes...
They've been cut off from their lifelines!
They're so excited!
My life is...
Thank you very much, really.
- We don't have much time today. - That's right.
- Yes. - Thank you very much.
No, no, no, not at all.
I'll come back later.
- Next time, okay? - Next time.
I'll come back with the next combination.
- Next time, uh... - Yamasaki will come out.
- Ah, Yamasaki will come out. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much!
Well...
Thank you very much for today.
Face forward!
Is that so?
Thank you very much!
It's not over yet!
Is it not over yet?
It's not over yet!
Now, let's introduce ourselves again in order.
- Does your card go up or down? - Yes!
- Number one! - Yes!
Entry number one! Koko Niko!
I did my best!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Now, for the "Do you think it's okay to be regular?" placard...
Go ahead!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You did it!
Wow!
Joshua-san!
Yes?
Was it a wet farm?
No, it was a dry farm.
It was a dry farm.
I wonder if there's a place where you can get used to animals like that.
I see, I see.
I'm looking forward to it.
I see!
Connor-san, pack up a little.
Yes!
It's my first time playing soccer.
Hey, don't suck it!
Now, number two!
I'm Captain Ritton.
This year is the year of the match!
Thank you!
Please do something about it!
Now, everyone!
If you think Ritton looks like me...
Here's my placard!
Really?
No way!
We have a new one!
Wow!
What will you use it for?
A reproduction of a VTR.
That's great!
My heart is pounding!
Let's do it!
Now, number 3!
Yes!
Fairies, fairies!
We did our best!
You said you had nine regular ones,
but you'll run out of five by spring!
That's fast!
Let's do it!
No way!
You'll run out of five by spring!
Let's do it!
If you think it's okay to use Yamasaki's regular ones,
here's your placard!
Oh, it's Shizuoka!
You always say that.
Yes.
Um, Tanoshi and Engei-san, what should I do?
I don't know.
The rest is up to you, mister!
I'll do it.
Really?
I'll do it.
Well, if you say it's your star birth, it's Momoe- chan, isn't it?
This is Momoe-chan!
Now, it's the last one!
I'm looking forward to it.
Mister Okure will do it regularly.
It's the Itomo-style placard!
Here it is!
It's up!
Mr. World Evil was also giving it, wasn't it?
Once as a guest, please.
World Evil!
I can't speak.
You can't speak!