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Let's eat curry udon cleanly and nicely in the next episode of "Useful Tips"! Grand Prix!
Curry udon, after all.
That's right. Well, curry udon.
It's delicious during this season, so we eat it.
We eat it.
But it flies away.
It flies away in this beautiful new shirt.
It's a terrible thing.
We eat it cleanly.
Yes.
We ask you to polish it.
I see.
If you can't eat it up in four minutes, you get five points.
I see.
It's written like this.
Yes, yes.
It's one point per person.
That's right.
One point per person.
That's right.
If you can't eat it up, you get five points.
That's right.
In the worst case...
Yes.
That's good, isn't it?
Yes.
If you get a high score...
Yes.
A terrible punishment game is waiting for you.
Yes.
Did you get it?
I'm surprised!
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Okay, first group, ready!
This project has been given tougher conditions than expected.
The chopsticks are slippery and if there is even one piece of noodles left, it's a draw.
Ah, it's gone.
It's hot.
We don't have time, eat up already!
Okay, first group, only a little bit of time left.
How will the soup taste like?
I can't eat it.
Time's up!
Ah!
The noodles fell off!
Ah, this is a minus point.
It's hot.
It's already...
Ah, it's everywhere!
Everywhere!
Okay, first group, one point.
Okay, one point.
Six points.
And then ten!
Ten points!
Sakamoto struggled, but unexpectedly...
Seven!
Sakamoto-chan, seven points!
Everyone saw the first group, right?
Let's eat more manly!
Yes, manly!
Like this and like that, okay?
First, like this, I'll give you one point.
Ah, what's that?
Why?
No, no, you see...
Too bad.
Let's do it again.
Ready!
The next second group is...
Kokoriko, who joined as a member of the band this year, for the first time!
You're a little too close to this box, aren't you?
You ate it while you were talking!
Okay, you have three minutes, but you only have one minute left!
You only have one minute left!
A-bomb!
Okay!
Sakamoto got a point!
Okay!
What was that just now?
I saw something white.
It was pink.
I got it!
This is it! This is bad! 5 points!
I can't eat this!
The lower one is...
28!
Downtown doesn't miss even the slightest drop of water!
29!
It's 29, right?
Is it bad?
And what about Kokori and Endo?
There are about four of these in front of me.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14!
31, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49!
55!
Endo, 55!
Munepo!
Mazuo!
Yes!
You missed most of it!
This is bad!
What do we do about this?!
What's wrong with you?!
You're really angry!
And you're angry with a small voice!
That's even scarier!
Are you still angry?!
Macchan is angry and gets 40 points!
17, 18, 19, 20!
21!
22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 32!
32!
Is this part attached to your middle abdomen?
33, 33!
You're like a child!
It's attached to your sleeve!
35!
How many did you get?!
75!
Saito-san, 75 points!
First of all, you can't subtract 75 points.
Now that I think about it...
I should've given you more time.
How did you split it in half?!
Huh?!
It's coming, right?!
What are you talking about?!
Let's do it!
Ready...
And the last team, start!
You're pretty fast!
Yeah, you're pretty fast!
If you're a robot, you'll lose a lot of points.
Yeah!
It's hot!
The last 30 seconds!
30 seconds?! Hurry up!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
Keep dancing like that!
You've got guts!
Yes, this is wrong. This is 40 points.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You can't do 40 points like that!
What, what, what? Look!
Okay, okay, 30!
Make it 20, you know!
Seriously!
You guys are worth nothing.
Is this money?!
If we do it like this, Yamasaki-san will get a penalty game.
Will you play off of Heipo and Yamasaki?
Which one will be the penalty game?
Ready!
You're getting too close!
Okay.
There's a "chi" now.
Okay.
One point.
You're getting close!
No matter how many times you say it.
No matter how many times you say it, I don't know.
Okay, two points.
What are you doing?
You're getting too close!
Bring the noodles!
Bring the noodles.
Yes, like Heipo.
Bring the noodles.
Okay, one point.
It's hard to get involved.
Why are you getting involved?
Time's up!
Look at this. It's so rude of you, Dad.
There's so much left.
Wow, at this point...
It's just torture.
There's no other way, is there?
There's no other way! The punishment game is...
"World's Weakest Man"!
Anyway...
Mr. Heppo...
Please go to India.
Go to India for a clinic!
Bring your clothes and go for a clinic...
and come back clean.
Then we'll get on a plane and go all over the city.
Right?
So we won't get confused with a nurse.
Or a mother.
World's Weakest Man
We've finally arrived in India.
We're in the middle of India right now.
I'm a little scared.
I'm taking my glasses off...
I'm a little scared of all kinds of styles.
Clinic, clinic, laundry...
Oh, I'm scared!
I'm being watched over and over again and again.
Excuse me, do you know a clinic?
I'm scared!
Laundry room!
I don't know.
Japanese curry?
Yeah!
Curry!
Yes!
Good!
Yes!
OK!
Oh, sorry!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Wow! It's so clean! There's nothing on it!
There's a lot of this on it!
Alright! Now we can go back to Japan!
Oh, there were a lot of people there, weren't there?
Right? Not a single noise.
Today's guest, you know...
If you show your face, you'll be killed.
That's why I think it's better for you to stay in your natural state.
Rather than saying that...
It really won't change forever.
What is it?
It's weird for me to say it.
You know...
What?
Times have changed.
What do you mean?
There are fewer children.
If you go any further, there will be more old people.
I see.
It's terrible for me.
Why is it terrible?
No one will look after me.
That's what you think now, isn't it?
Why don't you know what will happen in the future?
I don't want to get married.
That's why I think...
We should raise children in different places.
Right?
That's enough.
That's a little heavy.
You want it, don't you?
I want it, but...
It doesn't suit you?
What?
You want to withdraw your job?
That's right.
No way.
Speaking of which, isn't it good to have a test tube baby?
Yes.
Even if you don't know who your parents are...
Yes.
Isn't it good to raise children in different places?
About ten people.
Ten people?
What are you going to do with ten people?
What are you doing?
You're hiding.
Ten people like that...
What are you doing?
It's raining.
Protect yourself from the rain!
Ten people...
You don't have to go anywhere!
- If it's raining... - Feels good, feels good...
- Feels good? - Yeah, feels good.
- But you... - I can't do it!
- Why not? - Why not?
- I said I can't do it! - You do it every day!
- What? - You don't go to work, but you watch TV all the time.
- Don't do things like Agnes!
- She watches TV all the time!
- Get out of here!
- The golf course is 90 degrees below and 120 degrees above, Mr. Matsumoto.
- In the golf world, Tiger Woods is very popular, but...
- From your point of view, Tiger Woods is still not enough.
- As a genius Tiger Woods, I'd like you to give me some advice on how to improve your golf skills.
- Do you know Tiger Woods? - Yes.
- He's on the news all the time. - Yes, I do.
- He won the championship. - He did, didn't he?
- The other day... over there...
- Over there... - Where?
- In Spielberg. In Spielberg...
- In Pebble... Pebble Beach.
- Ah, you know it well, don't you? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yes.
- Well, I've been watching you for a while, you know. - Yes.
- Well, I thought you were good at it, but...
- Well, I thought you still had a weak mental side, you know.
- Ah, you're okay with the technique, too?
- Yes, the technique is also quite rough, you know.
- So, on the other hand, that roughness wasn't so good in Pebble Beach.
- I wanted to say that.
- Ah, is that so? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, if you could just tell me a few things to watch out for...
- Well, it seems like you're also doing a golf show in the middle of the night, you know.
- You, wait a minute, what...
- What are you doing?
- Wait, what are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- Golf, golf...
- I'll give you a lesson.
- Well, I need salt, you know.
- Ah, no, no, no, no.
- Golfing is not something you can teach to so many people.
- But it's okay for me, right?
- Why are you angry?
- It's okay for you to believe me, right?
- Wait a minute, what are you doing?
- Eh? The balance is really bad, you know.
- No, what is this? You're making it so that it won't move.
You can't let it fall over like that.
- Ah, I see.
First of all, the width is different.
- What's wrong? - You should open it more.
- Like this? - You should open it more.
- Like this? - Yes, like that.
And you should lower your left foot more.
- My left foot? - Yes, you should lower it more.
- Like this? - Yes, like that.
- You shouldn't bend it!
- Eh? - You shouldn't bend it!
- I shouldn't bend my knee? - Like this!
- Yes, like that!
- Like that!
Good, good.
- I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it.
- Stand up with your ring finger. - Eh?
- Stand up with your ring finger. - This?
- Yes, yes, like that, stand it up.
- No, you're supposed to hold it like that!
- No, stand it up like that. - Like this?
- Yes, like that.
- Eh? - Like this.
- Take it to your forehead.
- Like that!
- Yes, like that.
- Okay, I'll try to hit it.
What?
How can you hit me like this?
You can hit me like this.
No, I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
Don't think you are living alone.
I feel like I'm alone.
I'm angry about it.
I'm very angry about it.
How can you hit me like this?
Don't try to learn everything from me.
I'll give you only a hint today.
Right?
I can't teach you everything.
I know it.
That's right, but...
Think of it like I say "searoga".
Think of "searoga" in English.
You're making it more complicated.
S-e-a-r-o...
Huh?
G-e-a...
SEAROGA!
No, no...
I have a question for Mr. Matsunosuke, who was studying for a teacher-teacher relationship at college.
Yes, yes.
Is there a way to improve your image when you have bad grades from hated teachers?
There are many ways.
Yes.
First of all, you have to be careful.
You're trying to be careful, aren't you?
You hate people trying to be careful, don't you?
It's frustrating.
No, it's not like that.
There are no people you don't like to be careful of.
That's right.
For example, you can try raising your chest boldly.
In a woman's case, what about a man?
A man is fine, too.
A man raised his chest boldly and came here.
But, you know...
Teacher, I don't know where I am.
When you say it like that, you start to look like you're from Tanima.
But it's fine for a woman!
What about a man?
No, no. Even for a man, you can barely see Tanima.
Yes.
It's really...
Yes, it's fine.
Teacher, I don't know where I am.
Even if you shake it, it won't shake!
What did you do in school?
I took a day off yesterday and didn't go to school.
What did you do with your body?
What did you do?!
I don't know what I was doing at the time.
But when I got home...
Muramatsu's guy!
I don't know!
It's about time you retire from the entertainment world and start working for AMPM.
Yes, yes.
I really don't like you spacing out for two or three minutes while you're eating your lunch at the convenience store.
I'd like to get rid of your laziness, but what would you like me to do?
What would you like me to do?
I don't go anywhere.
You're the furthest away from the register and magazines.
Oh, you're right. I usually run.
That's right! What would you do if you found a place like that while you were warming up?
Why do you keep asking me?!
Why do you keep asking me, even though you don't know my name?
Well, you know, customers...
Young Hamburg morning customers?!
Don't get cocky! Don't get cocky!
How embarrassing!
Hey!
"Morning customers"!
Don't get cocky!
Young Hamburg lunch...
Shut up!
Hamburg morning lunch customers...
Hey!
That's... that's really embarrassing.
Food is one of our cultures.
Even though you're warming up the food right now...
I can't forgive you for pretending not to see it.
No, no, it's not like that!
It's just boring for me to wait like this!
Right?
I can't help but go in while I'm watching, can't I?
Oh, you put it in there.
I'm doing it like this, right?
Then it won't change...
What kind of lunch is that?
Tell me about it.
It's McDonald's, but it doesn't matter.
It's McDonald's.
I'm warming up the food right now.
The food I want to eat right now...
I'm warming it up right now.
That scream... that scream...
Please listen to it!
It's a real...
Ah!
The scream of grilled fish...
The smile of an egg...
What should I ask you, then?
Tell me how to ask!
What?
I'll ask you! How should I ask you?
What?
Should I ask you like this?
That's really...
How should I ask you?
What?
How should I ask you?
Just ask me like this!
How... Should I do it like this?
Like this... Really...
Ask me like this...
Like this...
That was really...
That was really lonely!
Two schools in Tokyo were lonely enough for me!
I've been playing the role of a child telephone consultant for five years with Dr. Muchaku Seikyo.
I always leave my own room light on and go to sleep.
Yes, yes, yes.
My mother scolds me for not leaving my own room light on and go to sleep.
But why do I have to convince my mother when I say something like that?
Well...
You need momentum, you know?
Yes.
For example...
Let's say you dug a pit in your car.
Yes, yes, yes.
When you dug it...
This is one of the problems.
When you get out of the car...
Do you apologize or not?
No, you shouldn't apologize.
You shouldn't apologize for this!
What?
It's the same!
What is that?
It's not that surprising!
No, I couldn't cut it with my hands!
When your opponent is weak-minded, you can say "oh, I'm sorry!"
This is our value.
Yes, this is our value.
Be careful!
Bang!
This pattern is always useful.
It's always like that.
I see.
Yes, in that sense.
That's why I always say that life is all about momentum.
Those who have momentum will win.
I see.
Why did you leave it on?!
If you say it like that, it's that pattern!
You couldn't have left it off, could you?!
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
If you say it with that momentum...
I don't know what you're talking about...
Tokihiko-chan!
Tokihiko-chan, who was so weak-minded as a child!
Even a tiger is sometimes weak-minded.
That's definitely necessary.
Sometimes, you can say it clearly.
For example...
When you come home and you take a bath...
You have long hair!
You can say that.
I see.
Right?
If you say it like this...
Is your hair short?!
I can't say "huh" like that!
If you say "is your hair short?"
I can't say "huh" like that!
I see.
That's not true!
My hair is short!
Or maybe you didn't have a short hair!
After you said that, you immediately said you didn't take a bath here!
No, I don't know.
You said you didn't have a room here!
What is this?