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"Gaki no Tsukai", "Ara-hende", "Chiki-chiki", "Urekko Sakka", "Takasu"...
- How do you say it? - I don't know.
"Shichi-henge"!
- Alright, "Shichi-henge" is here. - It's the 7th time.
- Is it the 7th time? - Yes.
"Gaki no Tsukai" special edition "Shichi-henge" series.
7 disguises will appear during the show.
Those who laugh at them will have to pay 1,000 yen in fines.
It's a serious game of "Gaki-ryu".
Alright, let's have the main actor appear as well. Thank you!
Downtown's childhood friend, and now in the variety world, super popular writer, Takasumi Chiyoshi.
How much money can he collect?
In the past, Isomata was the most.
Well, I did it.
I put Isomata in.
Really?
I did it, I put it in... I don't know what you're talking about.
That's what an amateur is.
That's not how you say it!
That's how you say it!
Yes!
Wait, wait!
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What should we do?
Let's do Skydive.
Skydive?
What do you mean?
Skydive is a gift, right?
Skydive is also a gift, right?
Even girls wear it.
It's Nakamura Kayosho.
Do you want to see Kayosho?
I thought I might want to see it.
Lately, Isomata is the only one without Okamoto.
Isomata is amazing.
Yamasaki still has issues, like Moriman.
I don't know about that.
If we could clear that movie, it might happen again.
Should we leave One Push for a new one?
Or should we go with that one?
Right?
I don't feel like I've done anything like that before.
This is fun.
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This is it.
These two are lame.
It's too long!
If you make it that long, we'll laugh at you.
Yamazaki Shemis won't be able to do it in Tengan- don.
Tengan-don?
Don't even think about it!
No good.
That's it!
No good!
Not too spicy.
Toilet...
No good.
It's painful!
He's biting there.
You're amazing!
May I come in?
May I?
Yes.
My son is here.
May I take a picture with you?
No, I'm working now.
I'm sorry.
My son is here.
May I take a picture with you?
Takeshi!
Who is it?
I haven't seen you for a while.
Takeshi.
What's up?
What are you doing?
Go ahead.
What's up?
What's up with you?
Let's go.
Hurry up.
I can't.
I can't. I'm sorry.
That doll is...
What's that doll?
What is it?
Is it real?
Yes, it is.
I want you to see mine.
♪ One night, I fell asleep
♪ And then I woke up
♪ I heard music in my ears
♪ Your name is the one I like the most
♪ I also thought of you
♪ I saw you with eyes wide open
- Don't be rash.
[Laughter]
You're desperate.
I'm sorry.
There's a lot of interesting stories, but...
Like, you know...
Playing with a pop-up cardboard or something like that.
Sometimes people don't listen to me anymore.
It's really hard for me.
This is the end of one story.
What's up with you?
By the way, when did you become so popular?
Ouch!
I fell!
I'm tired.
Thank you for the meal.
I told you!
I'm not good at this!
How much did you buy?
7,000 yen.
The lowest price?
No, it's not like that.
What's wrong?
No way!
Nagamura P, 9,000 yen.
I can't believe it.
Let's drink tonight!
Let's drink!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Good evening.
I didn't do well in the opening.
Last week it was like that, but this week...
This week's opening is the worst.
It's the worst.
So we have to work hard here.
It's better than that.
Why is it better than that?
What should we do? There's nothing else.
There's nothing else.
There is something else.
How many years has it been since the school started?
Has it been about 7 years?
Well, about once...
We went home without a word.
We went home without a word?
Well, I called the season tickets and said...
"If you paid for it and went home like this...
I think we should work hard."
But it has nothing to do with the school.
It has nothing to do with the school.
It has nothing to do with the school, but money is coming in.
So we have to work hard.
But let me tell you something.
What is it?
Let me tell you something.
If she dies, will you cry?
I won't cry.
You won't cry, right?
You haven't done anything, right?
If you say something like that...
I won't say something like that.
If I die, will you cry?
Why would I cry?
Why would you cry?
Who are you?
Why would you cry?
Do you know?
Wait a minute.
What will happen if I die?
What do you mean "what will happen"?
What will happen if I die?
I know. I know. You are sleeping. You are sleeping tonight.
Hello. This is Okamoto.
What's up?
Masumoto-san just died.
Oh, really?
It can't be. It can't be.
You should have done it now.
It can't be. You will cry, won't you?
Will I cry?
Won't you cry?
For example, if I die...
I don't know what you are going to say, but...
you were involved in a container.
Where was I? Where was I?
Next to the container.
Why was I next to the container?
You were involved in a container, so you were next to the container.
But in everyday life, being next to a container doesn't mean much.
It doesn't mean much.
What are you...
What are you doing next to the container?
What are you...
What are you doing next to the container?
Container!
Container...
I'm sorry, but what is a container?
What is a container?
It's like a piece of steel.
It's like a box.
You put it in a container.
What is a container?
You put it in a container.
What is it that you put in a container?
You were raised as a secret word of the Kimijima family.
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who graduated from the top fashion school in Paris.
What kind of clothes will be popular this summer?
This summer?
Well, in general, fashion is more like Hamada than me.
Even if it's actually different, it's mainly like that.
Yes, yes.
What about you?
What kind of information do you have?
I don't have any information.
That's cool, too.
You don't know anything about it, but when it comes, it's popular.
Trends are following you.
Who are you talking to?
Trends!
Shut up!
Let's go, trends!
What are you doing?
Trends are following you like this.
Like, "Don't look down on me!"
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The wind is strong!
I know!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry.
Please forgive me.
What is it?
Trends of the summer.
Ah, trends.
I can see the trend, though.
Oh, really?
Do you know what was popular last summer?
What was popular last summer?
Pichitti.
Pichitti?
I know it's pichitti, but...
Isn't it pichitti?
Ah, chibitti.
Peel it off! Peel it off!
What is it?
That's right, chibitti was popular.
This summer...
Matsumoto's special information.
Yes.
Right?
Hayazuri information.
Yes, yes.
This year...
Yes.
This will surprise you.
What is it?
Um...
Bullets.
A lot of bullets.
Bullets?!
Shut up!
Bullets?!
Bullets...
I don't know why, but...
I didn't think so!
Yes, yes.
The one with a lot of bullets...
Bakauke.
Is it possible?!
It's bakauke!
It's everywhere now!
This summer.
This summer, Matsumoto-san, um...
You were thinking of putting bullets here, right?
In a hurry, right?
This summer.
Yes, yes.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes.
You should have done it first!
But if you go to the sand window with that, it will be hot!
He goes to every bar in the world, and just by ordering one thing, he surprises the customers around him.
He is even called "the king of first-class menu selection".
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto.
When you go to a super high-end bar,
can you tell me how you order a menu so that the customers around you don't think "this is my first time"?
It's all in one go.
For example, you know golf, right?
Yes, yes.
Some country club.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
You go like this, right?
Country club, yes.
Right?
You go like "paah!" and ring the bell.
You probably ring the bell, right?
That's possible, right?
Ring, ring!
I'd like to go around for 90 yen.
That's up to you!
You can't just say 'yes' like that!
If you say "yes" like that, the customer will be shocked.
In a different way, right?
Bottom is 90 yen, top is 120 yen!
Top is 90 yen, top is 120 yen!
It's like that.
You know, the other party will be like "wow!"
What's that?!
It's like when you're climbing a mountain.
The other party will be shocked first.
When you're climbing a mountain?
When you're climbing a mountain, you've done it, right?
What is it?
You've climbed a vertical mountain during this season.
You want to climb from in front of the station?
Yes, yes, yes.
You don't want to hit it, you know that, right?
Everyone is like that.
I'll tell the owner.
This guy is crazy!
This guy is funny!
This guy is crazy!
I've heard it before, too.
You've heard it from Cathy, of course.
Yes, from Cathy.
I don't like his eyes, though.
He's a weirdo.
It's like when you go to a super-expensive bar.
Yes, the bar is like that, too.
First of all...
Of course, it's different when you come in and before you leave.
Then, where do you come in from?
What?
You come in...
Where do you come in from, in a restaurant?
Yes, yes.
Let me see...
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm sorry.
What should I do?
I don't know.
There are still two more chances.
I'm sorry.
All right, I'll wait for you.
What a woman!
How long will you keep doing this?
Is there one more?
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'll wait for you.
It's your home chance.
Well, well, well, like this...
Like this...
Like this.
It's a little diagonal.
Diagonal.
Like this, just a little low.
It's not cool at all.
You don't know what's going on in front of you.
Don't show me!
It's dark.
I don't know what you're doing!
You don't know what's going on.
Just as low as you can.
And, like this, like this...
Just as low as you can.
And, well...
Menu!
Oh, it's light!
Don't make me laugh!
It's cool! Pay attention!
Oh, really?
Of course I'll pay attention!
Someone order it for me!
Ah, do you have wine?
Yes, we do.
I'll give you a glass of wine first.
What kind of wine is it?
Huh?
What kind of wine is it?
Well, we have all of them.
If you like...
What kind of wine is it?
Do you have all of them?
Well, we do have some.
It's red wine, you know.
Yes, we do.
Do you have all of them?
No, we don't!
What?
Do you really have all of them?
Of course we do!
I have a bad feeling about this!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm leaving!
Wait a minute!
In "Ura no Sekai", we have a question for Matsumoto- san, who is famous for killing women.
Yes, yes, yes.
What's the secret for women coming from the other side?
That's a great question!
That's a great question.
Huh?!
This is...
It's a little different from the questions we've had so far, isn't it?
What?
Matsumoto-san, show me what you've got!
That's what we're talking about, right?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Tell us about it.
How do you get women to come?
First of all, you have to move fast.
There are many ways, you know.
Let's do eight of them, then.
Yes, eight of them.
Hey you!
How many times do you want me to tell you?!
Eight of them.
You have to move fast!
What does that mean?
You have to do anything fast!
Anything fast!
You have to grab anything fast!
You have to grab cigarettes fast!
You have to move fast!
Got it?
First of all, you have to hit this on the head.
I see.
Then you have to draw a circle.
What does that mean?
For example, you have a microphone over there, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Try touching that microphone.
Wow, you're an old man!
You're an old man!
Move your hand forward a little!
You're saying too much!
You're not a woman!
You're a bachelor!
It means you have to draw a circle.
What do you want me to do?
Try saying it one more time!
Wow, you're an old man!
You're a little old now!
You're an old man in an electric shop!
You're an old man in an electric shop who left his hose at the door and came to pick it up!
That's enough!
I told you to move faster!
Draw a circle!
(Laughter and applause)
I told you to move faster!
Well, you're an old man now.
Draw a circle!
Is there anything else?
It means you have to draw a beautiful woman.
(Gunshot)
What are you doing?
You're melting my beauty.
Beauty is important.
Is it?
Yes.
Are you saying you're beautiful?
Well...
What?
Are you saying you're beautiful?
This is what I say for my business.
When I say this for my business, I can't help but melt women.
No, I have to make sure that women don't melt me.
It's different usually.
It's very sweet.
Can you say it with your usual voice?
I went home.
What?
To my house.
Oh, yes.
I...
Yes.
And...
Close the door.
What?
What did you say?
Close the door.
Chain...
What?
Chain...
You've been ugly lately.
What?
You've been ugly lately.
Yes.
Get out of my house.
Get out of my house!
What?
Do you want something to drink?
Calpis soda.
Calpis soda!
Are you sick?
Are you not feeling well?
It's cold.
What?
It's cold.
Thank you.
This is funny. How far are you going to go?
Your hair is long.
What?
Your hair is long.
My hair is long, isn't it?
Yes.
I'm growing it out.
Oh, really?
Yes.
It's only recently that it's come this far.
I used to wear shorts.
Shorts are nice, too.
What?
Shorts...
Shorts are nice, too, right?
Yes.
I wanted to grow it out.
What?