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Ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening.
I went to Sendai today.
On New Year's Day.
On New Year's Day, well, it's after New Year's Day.
On New Year's Day holiday.
And when I went to Sendai, it snowed a lot from the night of the day I went there.
Kim, Itao and the three of us.
And we didn't feel that cold anymore, so the three of us wore slippers.
Hey, give me back my cigarette!
When we arrived in Sendai, it was normal.
We all walked around in slippers.
But it snowed a lot from the night.
And when we went out of the hotel and ate, it snowed a lot.
The three of us walked like this.
We couldn't walk like this.
It was dark, so we couldn't walk like this.
The three of us walked vertically from top to bottom.
Up and down, right?
We walked up and down, right?
We couldn't move at all.
If we moved a little, we would fall down.
Hey, isn't it better like this?
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
You don't like buying shoes while traveling, do you?
Because, you know, even in the summer...
Oh, I forgot the beach zori.
So we walked like this.
No, it's beach zori!
Wait a minute!
Hey, wait a minute!
It's beach zori!
It's beach zori.
It's beach zori!
No, I don't know.
It's like sea.
It's like sea together.
It's weird now.
It's more than beach zori.
Hey, hey.
Can you take me home?
Yes, yes, well...
It's like sea, you know?
Yes, it is.
It was tough.
Yes...
We were in most of the hotels.
Oh, really?
This year's Shogotai, watch it on TV!
Was it fun?
Well, you know, everyone who laughs now is funny.
He's not funny.
But you know, the funniest thing for me now is...
The funniest thing for me now is the commercial for Quota Toshinobu.
What does it do?
That's amazing!
What does it do?
If you miss one or two lines, you can't get out of it.
What does it do?
Maybe it's missing red and yellow.
It's only white, Jack.
Half and half.
Oh, you're singing.
It's like...
That's...
OK, let's do it. Five, four, three, right?
He can't do it, can he?
If someone else did it, it would be cold.
No, it's cold.
Even if it's him, I don't think the staff around him can do it.
He doesn't think it's cold.
No, I don't.
If it's cold for him, it's getting colder and colder for everyone around him.
You can't do it in this kind of atmosphere.
You have to get in there and do it.
I think he's been doing it in the dressing room for about 30 minutes.
He's been trying not to move his head too much.
If you move it, you'll fall.
And he's been told to do it.
He's been told to do it.
You can't do it.
When I first saw it, I was like, "You idiot!"
No, no, no. He's been doing it a lot.
I'm going to say it now, but it's the most annoying thing in the commercial.
It's Suzuki Dan, right?
It's not that bad up to here.
It's okay here, too.
It's amazing.
It can't be helped.
You know this hexagonal nut?
You tighten it like this.
If the screw is like this and you do "kya kya kya kya"
and this one is "kya kya kya kya"
you want to do "kya kya kya kya" with it, right?
I've never done it.
I've never done it at all.
I've never done it.
You're just playing with it.
Don't you get angry? You just watch it.
I don't think so.
Don't you get angry?
You know, various talents...
Well...
What?
If you say "I live here"
don't you get angry?
Why?
Don't you think it's normal?
Why do you want to leave the king now?
Who told you that?
Why do you get angry?
You're just playing with it, right?
I'm not playing with it!
I don't think you're a talent in Tokyo yet.
You're just playing with it!
Well...
It's like saying "Are you still in the theater?"
Haraki!
You can't end it like this.
Glasses shortage, meteorite impact, suspension of clothing stores...
Masumoto-san, you've made various predictions come true.
You're right.
It started in 1997...
Yes.
Please tell us your predictions for this year.
Yes.
It's getting more and more common every year.
Yes.
Is it okay?
It's just...
The genre...
It's better for everyone to be interested in it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it okay for it to be a talent show?
A talent show...
Yes.
Speaking of which, I was talking about it in the entertainment world and it was exciting, but there are a lot of entertainers, aren't there?
Yes, yes.
There are a lot of them now, aren't there?
Yes.
And all the entertainers gathered in a wide open space and said, "Everyone, one or two people, be a pair!"
Who would be left out?
I see.
And I said, "Maybe Maeda Bibari."
I don't know what Maeda Bibari is doing.
Everyone is already holding hands and sitting down.
It can't be helped! I'll hold hands and sit down with you!
I'll say, "Okay, let's go!" But there's a host.
Who's going to host you?
Oh, Machi Ahama-chan, you're a pair, right?
I don't think Maeda Bibari can hold hands anymore.
I mean, where did Maeda Bibari come from?
Isn't it something weird about Maeda Bibari?
Everyone else is a pair, isn't it?
There are a lot of people like that.
There are people who say, "That's interesting."
Yes, they come to me.
Surprisingly, there are people like Kai-san, right? I don't know why, but there are people like that.
There are people like Kai Yoshihiro, right?
There are people like that.
When I was making songs and singing with everyone...
Kai-san was there, right?
Kai-san, you're floating, right?
I'm floating!
Kai-san and I will never be a pair!
I don't know!
I'm running around!
I'm sitting down a lot!
I was in the bathroom last!
After I sang everyone's songs, I was last!
Tell me about your songs so far!
The ones you're connected to.
Oh, it's okay.
Someone was singing my part.
When I asked...
Huh? Is this Kai-san?
Yes, it is.
Yay!
I think it's similar, but it's Kai-san.
It's similar, isn't it?
Kai-san!
It's not like that!
Kai-san is a funny guy.
I think Kai-san is going to die soon.
But it can't be helped.
In the end, it's going to be like Yuki-san's sister.
Why is it like that?!
It's a big factor.
What does it mean?
Celebrities.
It doesn't matter.
Is it okay for me to say this?
You knew about that question, didn't you?
I knew about it.
That's why I said it last year.
Say it!
Why are you saying stupid things?
Who? Who?
Divorce.
What?
Divorce.
What?
How do you say "divorce" in the entertainment world?
"Divorce" and things like that...
It's mean, isn't it?
Is it okay for me to say this?
I've never seen you like this.
Hey! Don't accelerate!
I have a question for you, Mr. Umazumo.
Okay.
You said you were in a ranger unit before.
Could you tell me about your performance in that unit?
Okay.
I got out of the helicopter.
I'm saying this is you.
Okay.
I was shot like this from the helicopter.
Where was it?
Over there.
You know where it was, don't you?
Where was it?
What was it?
Where was it?
Afghan. Afghan.
Let's say it's Afghan.
You're making it difficult for me.
They told me to shoot, shoot and sing in Afghan.
You even sang there.
At night.
Please tell me about your activities.
Well, there were many things. I was often asked to help others.
I have eight licenses.
Please tell me about them.
If I don't have eight, I can't get in.
You can't get in.
First of all...
First of all, I have a normal license.
That's true.
If you have a normal license, you can ride a motorcycle.
A motorcycle.
Yes, a motorcycle.
Two motorcycles.
It doesn't matter much for a ranger unit.
No, it doesn't.
If you ask me to bring you a motorcycle, I'll say it's a motorcycle.
You don't ride a tank on purpose, do you?
No, I don't.
Yes, you don't.
And...
A boiler.
What?
A boiler.
What's that?
I'm a boiler man.
I see. A boiler.
Yes.
Well...
You still have more, don't you?
Eight more.
I don't know.
You still have more, don't you?
What?
After a boiler...
Welding.
This is a brand name of a tank.
That's not your job!
If you ask me to bring you a motorcycle, I'll say it's a motorcycle.
It doesn't matter how you do it.
Sometimes you do it like this...
Sometimes you do it like this.
I don't know about you.
But it doesn't matter.
Welding, welding...
And...
Well...
A kind license.
Well, well...
You go to rescue people.
You need to have a kind license.
This one was the hardest.
Oh, really?
Because you had the discipline.
What do you do?
I pick up balloons and give them to children.
Can you tell me about your activities?
Actually, I didn't have many combat missions.
I was in the oil leak of a tanker and went to help An-nan.
I had many activities with An-nan.
The most memorable one for me was a mountain fire with Bambi.
What was the situation like?
What was the situation like when you went to help An-nan?
I was flying a helicopter.
Flying a helicopter?
Yes, I was flying a helicopter.
Oh, I see.
You were flying a helicopter?
You were flying a helicopter, weren't you?
And Bambi...
Yes, yes.
And Bambi...
Bambi...
Above the valley...
You were either there or there. Above the valley?
Yes, there was a rabbit above the valley.
And Bambi was there.
Yes, Bambi.
Bambi was there.
Bambi was screaming.
Isn't it new?
Yes, it is.
Hey, Bambi!
Bambi, I found you!
Help me!
Someone help Matsumoto!
Matsumoto, somebody help me!
Of course!
You're the only one present!
So I was driving by myself.
Driver by yourself!?
So I was driving by myself.
If it wasn't for me driving the helicopter...
Of course.
So...
I went like...
Did you?
So I went like...
I had two out of each side...
Like this.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Like this.
If you're human, you do like this.
- Yes, yes.
- I don't know. - You don't know because you're so humble? - Yes, yes.
- Well, well, well. - When you say "ikaaaaaa", you should touch your head. - I did it. - Yes.
- I was going to grab you like "ikaaaaaa", but you should touch your head like this. - I see. - I'm like "girira". - You're like "girira".
- I'm sorry. - No, no, no.
- Well, well. - You're like "girira". - Well, well.