AISubs v3.5
Well, today is amazing, isn't it?
Yes.
Today, we have to bend our heavy backs and...
There's nothing we can do about it.
That's right.
So we're going to try it.
That's right.
It's a tough song.
Yes.
Well...
"Memory of Love".
This song is called "Memory of Love".
Usually, when you go to karaoke and sing this song, you get this kind of video.
Oh, no.
This is...
Well, there are lyrics here and there.
I think this is the point.
That's right.
For a beautiful life, for unlimited joy...
This part keeps changing.
That's right.
For a song.
"Happy, happy".
From here...
This change...
The beginning of the change is like this...
Yes.
It's like a dead tree.
Yes, yes, yes.
When you say "memory of love"...
Yes.
It's like this.
Yes.
Well, go ahead.
Yes.
Good morning.
I'm already excited.
The producer world's hot-blooded...
You're such an idiot!
As for the theme, I've been listening to "Memory of Love" for a long time.
As for the theme of "floating like this", I think...
Thank you very much.
Why are you doing this?
Originally, it's about a man and a woman.
This is not interesting.
It's hard.
Mr. Yosuga.
The partner hasn't been decided yet.
The man in the middle is holding this camera.
It's hard!
Let's start shooting.
Let's start with the bed scene.
Let's watch the first cut.
This is the first cut.
He's looking at the night view from the hotel window.
There's a back shot.
You can't see it at first, but...
It's like a dream.
A new partner.
That's good!
Isn't it good?
Suda-chan!
Take off your gown.
Yes, sir!
It doesn't change much!
Ready...
Action!
Nice!
I couldn't do it as a job.
We came here to enjoy the bed scene.
It's like this.
Well, alone in Shinjuku.
Right?
This city is mine.
I see, I see.
Like this?
Yes.
It's better if you open your legs more.
What?
I'm sorry, but the hospital turned round.
You...
If you hit this, you'll sell it!
At Big Star's Nakama area!
I'll do my best!
Let me hit it a little.
I'll lower my finger.
Nice!
No, hold it down.
Okay, let's go with this!
Ready...
Start!
No, not like that.
I'm playing it now.
Okay!
Cut!
I don't know!
What do you want me to do?!
Next, go with the flow.
Take a shower!
Okay, ready!
Action!
Cut!
If you don't put hot water over your shoulders and buttocks...
...tell that to the pig.
You call me a katsushin, but you call me a pig?
Okay, let's start.
Ready!
Action!
I want to kick you.
Hey, where do you want me to put you?
I want to put you in my ass.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
That's an "ad" in there!
Cut!
Yeah, that "ad" was good.
And the scene where you bleed from your hip.
Cut!
Okay, let's start again.
A man comes and says "potato, potato, potato", and a red thing comes out of his mouth.
What's that?
First of all, I've never used it.
You've never used it, but you're going to do it?
I definitely can't use it.
Well, for now, let's do it.
You can't use it, but let's do it.
Ready!
Cut!
In the morning light...
Cut!
That's amazing!
It's stuck!
Okay, this is the final cut.
It's a pet scene, of course.
Hey! Hey, look at me!
Hey, everyone, look at me!
Hey, look at me!
You should look at me, too.
You should look at me, too!
It's difficult for Mano-san to decide on his own.
Well, Mano-san...
In the middle of the night...
Let's start with the scene where you're in a hurry and you don't like it.
You don't like it, but...
You can't say no.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's start with your feet.
Ready!
Set!
Go!
Beautiful angel.
Good!
Cut!
Excuse me, could you change the scene?
I see.
OK, I got it.
It's a little different.
A little.
I got it.
A little.
OK, I got it.
OK, let's do it!
I don't need you anymore!
Ready!
Set!
Cut!
Are you throwing it away?
Good!
Cut!
It's just a daikon on a Sunday.
Let's say it again.
OK.
Horibe!
Cut!
Horibe!
Good, good.
Seriously!
Mr. Mano, isn't this great?
Horibe, you're serious!
At the end, it's like this.
Usada-chan is like this.
OK, OK.
Good, good, good.
Well...
Yagaoka Takasu said it a little bit, but...
Yes.
This time...
I'm serious.
I won't back down.
You know...
It's better to be manly.
Yes.
But...
As usual.
It's normal.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is my money.
I feel good.
Ready...
Action!
I'm getting into the frame.
He's a big idiot!
He's an idiot!
THE END
With that smile, time stands still.
In the window, the light of the morning
gently sways and moves.
Your hair is dyed with hesitation.
Oh, beautiful life!
Oh, infinite joy!
Oh, this heartbeat for you!
In this world, only love is important.
That's what you taught me.
Oh, beautiful life!
Oh, infinite joy!
Oh, this heartbeat for you!
Even if we pass away and become stars,
I won't leave you.
La la la la...
You know, when I came in here today, I had a bad feeling.
You came back from the location, didn't you?
I came back from the location.
When I came out of the room, my staff said, "Someone is coming back."
I said, "Only Matsumoto-san is coming back."
Only one person is coming back.
Only Matsumoto-san is coming back.
When we entered the dressing room...
When we entered, it was just the two of us again.
That's tough.
I thought it was bad.
That's bad.
For now, let's go to the bathroom and leave one cushion and go back to the dressing room.
Maybe the staff will come back by then.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I went to the bathroom and you were there.
You know, we laughed together in the bathroom.
We laughed together in the bathroom.
We went in and looked at each other's faces.
We had no choice but to laugh.
The other day, I was pooping in the bathroom.
There are many people in the bathroom.
I opened the door and there was Watase Tsunehiko.
Watase Tsunehiko was washing his hands.
He said, "Hello."
I was surprised and said, "Hello."
I said, "Hello."
When I thought about it later, I didn't say, "Hello."
I shouldn't say, "Hello."
Even if I say it...
I say, "Hello."
That's tough.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Why are you doing this?
Mr. Matsumoto is participating in the editing of "Talent Maker" and deciding which talent to include in the final decision.
Just like there is a class A and class B in movies, I'm sure there are first-class, second- class and third- class entertainers as well, but who are the ultimate first-class and second-class talents?
Ah, how about this...
Ah, I got it! First-class... Please tell me your first-class.
There are many first-classes.
Your first-class is... One, two... Morimitsuko!
What?
Morimitsuko!
Who is your first-class?
First-class...
Ah, then I'll tell you about comedy.
Who is your first-class comedian?
No, no, you can raise your head.
Who is your first-class singer?
Everyone in "Enkake" is first-class.
Dirty...
You're really dirty.
What's dirty?
You're really dirty.
What?
Are you sure? There are first-class, second-class and third-class entertainers.
Then I'll tell you.
Between first-class and second-class entertainers...
Kuroda Asa.
Kuroda Asa and Morimitsuko.
You're really dirty.
What? Why?
You shouldn't say that.
You should say it!
What? You should say it! I can't say it!
You should say it first! I can't say it!
Ah...
Is it okay?
Yes.
Then... can you laugh?
Ah, it's easy to understand.
Yes, yes, yes.
Between first class and second class...
Hamada.
Me?
Yes.
And first class is...
Not me.
Right?
Yes, yes, yes.
In terms of pyramids, you are...
The connection part, right?
In terms of blocks, you are...
The cement part, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
In terms of blocks, you are...
The part where you get stabbed by bottles.
I don't know...
The part where you get stabbed by bottles!
I'm a person who gets stabbed!
That's about it.
But the answer now is second class.
Ah, I know!
I'll say it now.
Say it out loud.
One, two, three.
Decide it.
Ah, I know!
I'll say it out loud.
One, two, three.
Decide it.
Ah, I know!
I'll say it out loud.
One, two, three.
Decide it.
One, right?
Yes.
Umm...
It's one, right?
What's up with you?!
You're not even in a pyramid!
Hey, wait up!
You're not even in a pyramid!
What is "curry"?
It's "gottania", isn't it?
To put it simply...
Why "shabu-shabu"?
There are various ways of saying it, but...
No, I mean...
Why "kawasaki"?
When I watch commercials, there are various kinds of curry, but...
I don't know which one is the most delicious.
So, please tell me how to make Matsumoto-style curry, which is said to be the most delicious in the world.
Oh, I think this is an excellent timing.
Because people who are watching TV now are tired of "osechi", so...
"osechi"?
What are you talking about?
I'm tired of "juninchi", you know?
Well, well, well, right?
So, there are children who want to eat curry.
So, please tell me how to make curry.
Well...
Well, Matsumoto-style curry.
Well, it doesn't matter, but...
Well, then...
Should I tell you?
Yes.
Matsumoto-style curry, which is made from the bottom of the refrigerator as much as possible.
It doesn't matter where it is!
It doesn't matter if it's mixed together!
Yes.
Matsumoto-style curry.
What?
Matsumoto-style curry.
What do you mean "matsumoto-style curry"?
Matsumoto-style curry.
Yes, I'll say it.
Matsumoto-style curry!
You won't say it?
No.
Matsumoto-style... Matsumoto-style...
You won't say it.
What?
I said "matsumoto-style" and you said "matsumoto- style curry".
I said it.
It's "matsumoto-style" curry.
I said "matsumoto-style" and you said "matsumoto- style curry".
It's always "matchano-matchano".
"matchano"!
No!
It's "matchano"!
Eh?
"matchano"!
I wanted to say it again, sorry!
Don't make fun of me!
Sorry, sorry!
I wanted to say it again, sorry!
I can't say it anymore!
Don't be so funny!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I will never say "matchano"!
Sorry, I wanted to say it again, sorry!
I can't say it anymore!
"matchano"!
No!
It was delicious!
I can't say it anymore!
I'm so angry!
I will say it again!
"matchano"!
Don't be so picky!
Don't drink it!
(Laughter and applause)
Well, teacher, I'm looking forward to working with you.
Yes, yes.
First, let's prepare the potatoes.
Yes!
Yes.
Give me the potatoes.
Teacher!
Are you okay?!
Give me the potatoes.
Yes, yes.
It's here!
The point of "matchano's picky curry" is here.
Don't be so picky!
Ah, I see.
First, when I say "give me the potatoes",
you say "are these potatoes?!"
You're obsessed with it, aren't you?!
No, no, I'm obsessed with it! "Are these potatoes?!"
But no matter how you look at it, they're potatoes.
But I want to say that you shouldn't be fooled by appearances.
Yes.
Here, potatoes.
Hamada-kun, potatoes.
Why are you repeating yourself?!
When I say "Hamada-kun, potatoes", I don't know if you're really Hamada or not.
Obsessed with it, obsessed with it, let's be obsessed with it!
When will you be able to do that?!
That's fast!
It's quite slow to cook potatoes.
I see.
So I cooked them early.
And I also cut carrots like this.
If you don't like kids that much, you can make them as small as possible.
And you put in carrots like this.
And also, roux, right?
If you make roux like this, you can make it as small as possible.
That's normal!
I say this a lot, but you know that obsession thing?
Even if it's plain...
It's not over yet!
Detective Matsumoto
In the past, as a detective of the police chief's investigation department,
I'd like to ask you, Matsumoto-san, what does "drop" in one word mean to you?
Yes, yes. It's because you said "drop" to me.
What does "drop" in one word mean to you, to make you stop thinking about someone who's about to jump off the roof of your apartment?
Well, you know...
Has this ever happened before?
I think it's happened four times in the past.
But...
You know, solving a murder case is...
I used to say this a lot when I was a detective.
A murder case can't be solved!
I said that.
Because!
A dead person can't be brought back to life!
It's decided!
Well, what can you do about it?
Well, well, well...
So...
The thing you need to solve the most is...
Saving a person who's about to die.
That's your real life, and preventing an accident from happening.
Can you give me one example from the past?
That was...
Sunshine...
On the roof.
I was at Sunshine's place and...
Don't come near me!
Well, that's...
Yeah.
I used to do it a lot.
Oh, yeah? Can you show me?
I won't do it again, but...
Oh, you won't?
First of all, when I say "bang!", you try to jump in, right?
Yeah.
I'll go first!
Huh?! He's stopped!
Get out of my way!
Look out!