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The set is going well
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I can't listen to you anymore
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Good evening everyone
I'm Gaginochi Kairyo
Today is the first show of the year
We've done a lot of things in our talk
Why are you like this today?
Why are you here?
Where is that person with black face?
Where is that person with bad face?
I heard you have a stomachache today
You're bothering me again
Let's watch it
First of all, what Matsumoto predicted
Matsumoto predicted it
Let's watch it
First of all, what Matsumoto predicted
People who watch you on TV will say "Matsumoto is amazing"
Come on, stop it.
You've been saying that a lot lately.
Wait a second!
I'm praising you! You say "Matsumoto is amazing" all the time!
Last year you said something really far away, right?
Yes, yes.
And it really hit home.
No, I...
Ah, yes, yes.
What is it all of a sudden?
I don't know what it is, but I'll watch it anyway.
I guess I've said a lot of other things on this show.
Why are you suddenly so energetic?
What is it all of a sudden?
I'll... I'll watch it.
Yes.
That's right, that's right!
By the way...
I'm going to say the best manzai artist in Japan.
Um...
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
Who would be happy about something like that?
If you were happy about something like that, you'd still be walking around eating cup noodles.
50's?
50's!
As soon as "Oh Yeah" ended...
Yes.
A part of the pedestrian heaven in Harajuku, Tokyo...
Due to the noise of rock bands and traffic conditions...
Has been temporarily abolished from today.
A year ago...
I predicted lack of glasses.
What was the result?
What will happen this year?
On Earth...
Yes.
A huge planet...
Yes.
A huge planet...
Yes.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
Around Earth's Australia...
Bang! Bang! Bang!
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Celebrities who are seen as meteorites in 1 and 10 episodes...
Even with Jimmy-chan, who will retire from the entertainment world, this kind of talk...
I don't think he's a waste of talent!
I don't think there's anyone who can beat him!
In that field!
In the natural world!
In the natural world, there's no one who can beat him!
Well, you can't beat Jimmy.
I can't talk about him anymore.
He'll leave.
He'll leave, huh?
And with that, this program was born.
Jimmy Onishi. Real name, Onishi Hideaki.
A Japanese comedian with a personality of his own.
His love for comedy continues to give us peace and dream.
Now, that Jimmy is saying goodbye to us and leaving for America.
This is one of the great miracles of being a comedian.
Now, let's welcome our star of the day!
Gorilla?!
I'm not a gorilla!
What's with you?!
Today is the day we set off!
I told you to look away!
As I said earlier, Jimmy-chan, you don't have a goodbye show or anything like that?
Not at all.
You really don't?
I don't.
You're making me laugh.
With their memories coming to life, it's finally time for Jimmy-chan to set off.
Let's look at each other and smile.
It's time for Jimmy-chan to set off!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
You didn't have to hurry!
It's finally time for you to set off.
I hope you'll make it to Virgin Road safe and sound.
Be careful on your way to America!
Thank you very much!
Let's meet again!
Thank you very much!
♪ We are hands up, where are we going? ♪
I knew this would happen.
Jun-chan! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Jun-chan! Are you okay?
Why do we have to do this until the end?
Thanks to a certain incident that Mat-chan experienced, this story is...
Actually, the other day...
When we went to a cafe the other day...
I was thinking of ordering ice coffee...
But something went wrong.
Did you chew it?
So I said, "Would you like some ice coffee?"
And...
Even so...
Even though I said "yes"...
They didn't bring it.
The ice coffee...
And that's where this project came about.
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai", we ask...
How far does ice coffee go?
We approach the limits of ice coffee!
First, Yamazaki tests the limits of ice coffee.
Would you like some ice coffee?
Old man, you think you're doing something wrong?
I'm sorry! I'm apologizing!
Today, Hamamatsu and I will go...
We'll dress up a little...
And we'll go higher than this!
We'll go higher than this?!
We'll go all the way up to the top!
Ooyan Huihui!
We'll definitely go higher!
- We can do it! - Ooyan Huihui?
- There's no way we can do it! - There's no doubt we can do it!
And we won't get caught at all!
I don't know about this!
Welcome!
I'll have a cream soda.
- A cream soda? - Yes.
Ooyan Huihui!
I'm sorry!
Ooyan Huihui!
I'm sorry!
I'm asking you properly!
Then, this Ooyan Huihui.
Coffee.
Ooyan Huihui.
This Max Brown.
Yes.
Ooyan Ice Coffee.
Ice Coffee.
I didn't say it!
I said it clearly!
What is this?
Ooyan Ice Coffee.
It's already a compromise.
Finally, it's a compromise.
However, Max Brown didn't get drunk only with ice coffee.
Or chilled Chinese food.
What do you mean, chilled Chinese food?
Well, well, I mean...
Uh...
Chilled Chinese food!
This is stevia, right?
Chilled Chinese food!
There's Chinese food in it.
It's so hot!
I'll let you off the hook for now.
Let me say it.
It's so hot!
When it's this hot, you don't need something so warm.
Chilled Chinese food!
And once again, they start investigating their limits.
In the second episode of "Gaki no Tsukaya", Chiki Chiki approaches the limits of chilled Chinese food to find out how much of it is chilled Chinese food!
Chiki Chiki!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
In order to find out the limits of chilled Chinese food, they once again sent in market investigator Yamazaki.
Chiki Chiki, you're allowed to stay here for a year.
You're allowed to stay here for a year.
It's over.
You're allowed to eat tantanmen.
Tantanmen is good.
You're allowed to say "yes", right?
Today, we've reached our final limits of chilled Chinese food.
With your permission, Suzuki...
Thank you for your time today.
You're welcome.
It can't be helped, right?
I'll say "good evening", but...
You'll end up crying anyway!
I won't cry! I definitely won't cry today!
You should be happy!
It's perfect!
Where is it perfect?
Excuse me!
Yes!
Miso ramen?
Miso ramen, yes!
Here you go!
Suzuki, you're allowed to stay!
Watermelon gyoza!
Four of them!
Watermelon gyoza!
Chinese cold noodles!
Watermelon gyoza!
Chinese cold noodles!
No?
Then this was my last resort!
There was something called watermelon gyoza!
Watermelon gyoza!
I'm not taking it anymore!
You made me cry again!
Using question marks,
Macchan found out that he was actually a mountain climber.
So, he basically taught the beginner Hama-chan how to climb mountains.
I want to go to Tateyama, but it's Tateyama at this time of year, right?
That was funny.
Tateyama, nya!
Manager! Manager!
How far do we have to climb?
It doesn't matter where you climb!
I don't need mountains~
Let's leave this for about 15 seconds.
And Hama-chan decided to go and buy some hot goods.
Broken Thunder is... How far is Broken Thunder?
How far is it? You know it already!
He's going to go and buy some mountain climbing goods.
You're excited today, aren't you?
I'm not excited at all.
This is a brick. It's dangerous when you fall from a mountain, so you put it on your shoulder.
It's like a sponge.
But it's plastic, right?
And Hama-chan's two mountain climbing goods, including bricks and others, were lectured.
You're energetic, aren't you? You're going to climb a mountain from now on!
I'm going with my feet, you know?
That's how I feel.
I understand.
Shall we go?
Mountains are nice, aren't they?
This is a rock climbing shop.
Mountains are nice, aren't they?
Wait a minute.
What?
I want to go to Tateyama.
Oh, shut up.
I want to go to Tateyama.
Oh, shut up.
I want to go to Tateyama.
Tateyama is the best time of the year, isn't it?
You're laughing, aren't you?
Why don't you call me "manager"?
Manager!
Are you the manager?
No.
You don't look like it.
I'm at an exhibition.
An exhibition? But you know about the mountain, don't you?
Kind of.
I'd like to go up from in front of Tateyama station.
Tateyama station?
It's not easy to go up from somewhere so quickly.
That's right.
Maybe we should stay away from it.
Stay away from it?
Look at all kinds of things.
The mountains are nice.
Jumper! Jumper!
Can you give me a jumper?
Jumper!
I don't know. Give me a dango.
Oh, I see.
Give me a dango.
Excuse me, but...
Give me a dango.
A dango?
You have to go to a Japanese sweets shop to get a dango.
Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!
You know...
When you drop a cushion, you have to lift it up.
You have to put it on your shoulder like this.
Oh, that's a brick.
Brick!
Brick...
The mountains are nice.
The mountains are nice!
That's useful.
If you said it in a bigger language, it'd be better.
That's useful.
The mountains are nice!
That's useful.
It's been a while since I talked in Japanese.
As if he had realized something, he suddenly started talking about it.
It's tough, isn't it?
What do you mean?
To live on.
It's too late for you to say that.
It's not too late for you to say that.
I think it's really tough.
I don't know when it will be, but...
Of course you don't know if I'm talking about it in the morning, do you?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
That's where this opening was born.
The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai wa Arai".
"Yamasaki Prank Big Plan".
Nagamura is dead!
Good evening.
Well, today...
Yes.
It's been a while since we've fooled Yamasaki.
Yes.
Well, he's used to being fooled.
Yes.
We're also very careful.
That's right.
So we thought...
Yes.
...to make it look like...
Yes.
...Nagamura is dead.
Yes.
He's already dead.
Um...
Well, in my opinion...
...he'll be dead by the end of "Shichihengen".
He'll be dead.
Um...
Well, first of all...
Let's call the lead actor.
Yes.
The one who's supposed to be dead.
Yes, yes.
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes.
The reason we chose this spot for Nagamura...
Yes.
...is because it's the most plain spot.
Yes.
But, well...
Even if he's dead...
Yes, yes, yes.
Actually, this prank...
...has been going on since last week.
At any moment, Nakamura approaches Yamasaki...
...and promises to give Yamasaki...
...the prize money of 100,000 yen...
...that he won in the opening cannonball race.
The last conversation with himself...
...who is supposed to die next week...
...was making an impression on Yamasaki.
Nakamura, who was supposed to die in a car accident...
...appears in front of his car.
Will Yamasaki be able to withstand his fear?
It was hot, wasn't it?
I can't bend it.
What? Really?
What about you, Sano?
I can talk with Yamasaki.
Really?
- Today or tomorrow? - Today or tomorrow.
For example, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
- How about the day after tomorrow? - Yes, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
Yo, I'm going to the bathroom, you know?
I don't know.
I'm going!
Yo, I'm going to the bathroom, you know?
I don't know.
My hair is messed up.
I'm still talking to myself.
I'm sure of it.
I'm leaving.
Bye-bye.
Go!
Brakes are not working.
Go!
Go! Go!
Go!
Don't stay behind!
Go!
Yama-chan...
Are you okay?
Wait!
Yama-chan...
Are you okay?
Wait!
Don't say that.
Wait!
Don't say that.
What's up?
Don't cry.
I don't know why you're crying.
What's up?
Did you have 100,000 yen last week?
You had 100,000 yen last week, didn't you?
Did you care about it?
I've been talking about it since I was young.
What happened last week?
Don't cry.
What's up?
It's messed up.
I'm scared.
The show is still going on in Ishiro.
Yes.
How was it?
The first episode of "Toshiake" is like this.
The second episode of "Toshiake" is coming next week.
It's amazing.
It's coming next week.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'm sure you've seen it this week.
Please watch it next week.
It's a masterpiece.