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The second time, in "Gaki no Tsuka Yaara" edition, Tsukitsugi Yamasagi Blood revenge, blood-dark Grand Prix!
Is this your own hope?
Yes, I absolutely want to do it.
I want to finish it within the year.
Well, I don't know how you feel about it.
I don't like it very much.
You don't age with that feeling, do you?
I don't like it at all.
I'll finish it within the year.
I see.
Let's get started, Mr. Yamasaki.
Yes.
We'll be waiting for you on stage.
You're drunk!
Yamagai-san!
Hello!
Are you really mad?
Mad about what?
You're really mad!
I saw you before, but you weren't really drunk.
I was drunk before the match.
I see.
Honestly, in many ways.
But you said this before the match.
You said this before the match, right?
You said you didn't want me to do it seriously.
Right, right.
You came before the match and said, "He wants to win."
"I don't know." You said that.
The champion who beat Yamazaki last time, Moriman!
Yamazaki challenges again with his firepower!
The final match is near!
This is an excuse, right?
I want to be like you!
I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry for making excuses.
I want my watch.
You have it, right?
Who has it?
It's me.
You have it, right?
Yes.
The fourth and fifth eyes are broken.
There's nothing in them!
It's in there!
Wait a minute!
So you're telling me to do it!
Are you quitting today?
If I could...
Hey, what's in there?
I want to quit, but...
If I can't kick during the year...
Of course.
If it's like this, I really don't know...
Last time you did some sparring and...
I saw you.
What are you going to do this time?
That sparring wasn't good, to be honest.
It wasn't good?
This time...
I don't have any power, but...
I've prepared a very technical sparring partner.
Oh, really?
I've got a winning habit, and...
As soon as I've got a winning habit, I'll fight Moriman.
Call your partner.
Yes.
Hey, mister!
You're amazing!
What? Your friend?
Yes.
Oh, really?
You're amazing!
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(Laughter)
(Bell rings)
A forty year old man is playing chimpanzee.
(Laughter)
Mr. Yamazaki, it's good.
Is it good?
It's better now.
It's one of the strategies to get caught up in the opponent's mistakes.
Yes.
However, as Morima said last time, it comes to your face.
It's there.
That's right.
It's there.
That's right.
Don't go while guarding.
Yes.
Let's go!
(Bell rings)
(Laughter)
Yes, yes, yes!
Stand up and punch!
Punch, punch!
(Laughter)
Yes, yes, yes!
(Bell rings)
Mr. Yamazaki!
Mr. Yamazaki, you have to prevent this!
After this, we'll have a talk and in the second half we'll see Moriman vs. Heipo.
Wait a minute!
Moriman vs. Heipo!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Don't do it to me!
But it's true!
Don't do it to me!
I'll do my best!
I understand.
So, after this...
Yes?
You and Mr. Yamazaki...
Yes?
You and Mr. Yamazaki...
Yes?
Do your best!
Yes!
Hurry up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ladies and gentlemen...
(Cheering)
The weather is bad, isn't it?
Yes, it's still very hot.
Actually, in this weather, you know...
You know...
No, no, it's not like that.
I don't know if the audience is bad or the audience is bad, but...
You've been working hard for a long time!
It seems you have a job next!
It's not like that!
Recently, you know...
It's really selling fast!
Even for a child who says "I don't know that much", you know...
Men are making money!
It's not like that...
It's not like that!
No, no, no...
You don't make that much money!
I make money!
Even in Yamazaki...
Ah, sorry, my collar...
It's not like that!
Yamazaki, wait! What are you doing?
It's not like that! It's not like that! Yamazaki, wait!
What are you doing? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yamazaki is making a lot of money.
Oh, really?
Yes, everyone is amazing.
Is that a new car?
That's right. It's cash.
With cash?
That's right. Everyone has a lot of money.
Oh, that's nice.
You're a thief.
No, no, you're a thief.
Why are you doing this?
I don't have money.
Do you have money or not?
If you wait 30 minutes, I'll bring you 100 million yen.
You'll bring it?
I'll definitely bring it.
You'll bring it?
I'll say "ah" and I'll bring it.
You can't do that.
My face is different.
What?
My face has changed.
My clothes are different.
Your face is different?
My ears are different.
If you look at it like that, you're a thief.
It's amazing, isn't it?
If you're a thief, you're a thief.
It's been a while since we've been in this hall, hasn't it?
It's not such a good hall.
Don't you think so?
No, it was comfortable.
It's pretty tough.
Because, because...
If you listen carefully...
you can hear the sound of rain.
I can't do this.
I can't do it.
I think it's tough when you're acting properly.
It's tough.
But I'm not talking like this, so you won't...
you won't get used to it, will you?
But I want the audience to hear the sound of rain.
Yes, yes, yes.
They don't hear it, do they?
The audience doesn't know it at all, do they?
But the audience and I don't like it when we hear the sound of rain.
This is tough.
Don't you think we shouldn't do this?
We can't hear the sound of rain.
Why should we care about it?
We care about it, but we don't like it.
It's not our business.
This is tough.
This is really tough.
But it's fine, isn't it?
It makes a nice sound.
It's like...
I can't do it.
It's like blue.
Hey!
Why is it like that?
What?
Why is it like blue?
It's like blue.
I don't like it.
Laugh more!
I feel like crying. Shut up!
I feel like a dead man.
Don't you care about rain?
I don't like walking in the city.
I don't have an umbrella.
You don't have an umbrella.
Really?
Yes.
Wait!
You don't have an umbrella, do you?
I don't.
No, you don't.
I was just being crazy.
I was being crazy, too.
I don't have an umbrella because I don't like walking in the city.
You don't have an umbrella because you don't walk in the city, right?
Because it's a big name.
What?
What do you mean?
I was talking about it the other day.
What do you mean?
What would have happened if I didn't have this hand?
Sometimes you have to think about it.
But if you think about it more deeply, it's really scary.
What do you mean?
I don't like you.
If I didn't have this hand...
Why do you say that?
If I wasn't a talent, I wouldn't have been treated like this.
But you have 40,000 fans.
That's right.
But if I wasn't a celebrity, I would still be in the mountains.
I would wear dirty jerseys.
I would wear jerseys that no manufacturer would know about.
I would probably be walking.
You wouldn't change like that.
You're scary.
I don't like you.
You're married, right?
If you didn't have this hand...
You're lighter, right?
Yomeham...
Bush!
But, why ugly?
No, ugly is the best!
Ugly!
What?
Hey! Hey!
What are you?
I have a swing!
I hate it!
Really, how?
I hate it!
No, it's tough.
Well, it's a little ugly.
Hey, you can say that.
She is a talent.
She is just a man.
She is like an amateur.
Ugly!
She has nothing to do in the day.
She is in a dirty house.
In a narrow place.
But, she likes it.
I don't know what to do.
When I see high school girls,
I always look at them.
I'm like...
She hugs me.
She says "Kyaaa!"
And I'm like...
She hugs me and gives me back.
But, my wife says "Are you stupid?"
It's embarrassing!
She says.
It's the worst.
But, it's a little embarrassing.
If you hadn't invited me,
it would have been like that.
When I think about it, it's scary.
I have to do my best.
No, you are fine.
You are fine.
It's really scary.
The next generation of girls will never be like you.
If that's the case, of course it is.
That's right. Even though you're ugly as a snack, you're addictive.
Well, it's addictive.
It's addictive.
You must be desperate.
I'm desperate, but I can't do it at all.
You can't do it, can you?
I go there many times, but I only go there once.
That's right. That's all you do.
Wait a minute.
You're sucking it, aren't you?
You're going to break it.
That's... That's...
That's too cruel!
You're going to break it like that, aren't you?
I don't like it.
It's a scary story.
You're making it scary.
It's not good.
Let me do it.
Not yet.
Hurry up! I can hear the rain.
These days, all the mini-games in a short period of time get the highest score.
As a mini-game king in that world, I have a question for Mr. Wazon.
Thank you.
You shouldn't have said "puyo puyo", you know?
You're lying!
May I ask you a question, Mr. Wazon?
Yes.
There is a kind of egg that is called "hito shichi", can you tell me how to play it?
There is no specific way of playing it.
Hito shichi!
Egg shichis are very popular now.
It seems like it.
You can't get it anywhere because it's out of stock.
Egg shichis are raised, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
What kind of play is hito shichi?
Hito shichi is also raised, of course.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
What is it? Hito shio?
Hito shio.
You have to raise hito shio.
And you have to give it to the woman at least twice a day.
You have to make her do good things and make her more and more mature.
If you make one mistake, she will fall down.
For girls...
I don't think it will lead you there.
This year, the cold and pleasant night has come again.
Speaking of baths, singing is a must.
Singing is the only way to end the one-gun war.
Please sing "happy, happy, sunshine" for children all over the world.
I think we all have a theme in life.
What is your theme?
Nothing in particular.
Wow!
It's koyaji!
That's a good one!
It hurts!
No matter what you say, say it!
There's a theme. For me, it's peace.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
My theme in life is peace.
It's peace. I want to be at peace myself and I want everyone to be at peace.
Oh, I see.
I don't get carried away by what you say.
That's good. "Happy, happy, sunshine."
By singing "happy, happy, sunshine," everyone will be happy.
Everyone will be at peace.
I'm said to have been the shadow of the one-gun war.
When my "happy, happy, sunshine" reached Shane's ears, what was I doing?
He thought.
Is it that serious?
Yes.
Please tell me.
Okay.
I don't have anything to say.
I don't know.
Let's start over.
Speak up!
That's weird.
Speak up!
This is not what I imagined.
You should have said more.
I know, right?
Damn it!
Damn you!
Who is it?
Why are you so loud?
You can't get out of it.
It's not like you sing like this, you sing with your nose.
You have to sing with a light heart.
Like this, right?
You can't do it like that.
It's not like that.
It's not like that?
You don't sing seriously, you sing lightly.
You sing like this.
You can't do it like that.
I can't understand you.
You can't make a face like that.
Um... you can't do it like that.
What do you mean?
You can't do it like that.
What do you mean?
You can't do it like that.
You can't do it like that!
What would you do if you accidentally stepped on a dog's poop during your date with your girlfriend?
I don't think they'll hate you as soon as you step on their poop.
I don't think their love will cool down just because of that.
But that's already limited, you know?
Why is that?
I mean, is this how you do it?
That's no good!
That's pathetic and no good for a woman!
No, if that's the case, doing it with a stick is more pathetic!
Ah, that's no good either!
What do you think?
I think that's what pathetic little men feel like.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Oh, is that so?
You know, men in this world...
How do I put it...
They can't help it if something happens to them afterwards.
And because of that, I always end up getting drunk every day.
I mean it.
I mean, stepping on poop is always an accident, you know?
But what about anything else?
For example, if you step on poop...
If you step on poop...
You will never panic!
Normally, if you step on poop...
That's not good!
Stepping on poop is definitely a fact!
You should accept it!
I will accept it!
And you don't panic when you step on poop...
You look for the next poop...
Why is that?!
And you do this with the next poop!
And you do this!
And sometimes you do this!
Get out of there!
What is it? What is it?
It's not something you can do like this!
Mr. Yamamoto, this is the second time you're wearing this ringside.
Yes.
This is powerful, isn't it?
It is powerful.
I can't get a ticket like this.
Right?
If you wear it for the third time, won't you look like an entertainer?
Like Yukito Uchida?
Right? Fighting comedian!
I'm going to wear it like this.
Well, let's get started.
Yes.
Mr. Yamamoto is going to be a challenger.
That's right.
Well, first of all, challenger! Come in!
I'm nervous.
What is it? Get out of there!
Who are you hitting?
You're angry, aren't you?
Yes.
You can't take it off anymore.
What?
You can't take it off anymore.
Well, it's time for the champion to come in.
Champion! Come in!
Come in!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Come in!
Ouch! Ouch!
Come on, Ryo-san, pick it up!
Ryo-san, pick it up!
There's no nosebleed!
What are you doing?
There's no nosebleed!
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
For now, Ryo-san has a nosebleed.
That's good.
Good luck, Ryo-san!
Does your nose hurt?
My nose hurts like hell.
Now, let's start...
...the battle of fate.
Come on!
Don't forget what you did earlier!
For what...
That's good!
It's over!
Good morning!
- Yamazaki! - It's too late!
It's too late!
You! You!
Come on! What are you going to do?
Where are you going?
What's that?
Morimaru!
You!
What's that?
Where are you?
What are you doing?
How long have you been waiting for this day?
Why do you have such a bitter experience like me?
What are you talking about?
You're the one who's wrong!
Shut up!
You're too weak to be called "weak"!
Shut up!
You know that!
You're too weak to be called "weak"!
You say you're 24 years old, but you're turning 30 soon!
You're a miso man!
Shut up!
Don't say such a private thing!
I know! I know!
I know!
What are you going to do?
I know!
Hey! What are you going to do?
Don't say such a private thing!