AISubs v3.5
On the first floor, around Gaki-no-tsukai, right next to Aiso,
Omata-ni-mon-ma-ni Grand Prix!
Well, about "omata-ni-mon-ma-ni"...
Well, we did it a few times during the O-league...
But it caused a social phenomenon.
- Really? - Yes.
This time, we'll use "omata-ni-mon-ma-ni" as a pair diagnosis.
For example, if you say "akai mono to ieba?", you answer "seino" at the same time, and if your phrases match, you're correct.
If you say 10 questions and 7 of them are correct, you'll win 100,000 yen.
- Oh, nice. - That's how it works.
But if you don't have the correct answer, your partner's nipples will get closer and closer.
That's how it works. If you say 4 questions correctly, you'll be stuck here forever.
- It'll also cause a social phenomenon. - It will.
It will, won't it?
The first pair is... these people!
Is it okay to say "pair"?
Is this a pair?
Yes!
Which one is a pair?
Your voice is too loud!
Now, let's see their compatibility.
This is good.
Now, let's see the Monmari Machine!
Now, let's see their compatibility.
Now...
Now, is it okay?
According to the Monmari Machine's theme...
Yes!
Oh, that theme is...
Of course it is!
Oh, is it?
Composed by Ryuichi Sakamoto.
Now...
Tecchan!
Yes!
Tecchan will go!
Yes!
Is it Tecchan?
This is tough!
Now, Yamada-kun!
Yes!
Now, get ready!
Yes!
Now...
When you take off your shoes, you don't wear them, do you?
No, I don't!
Oh, you don't!
That's too bad!
Did you do something wrong?
No, I didn't do anything wrong!
Oh, I see!
Oh, you take them off!
You don't even take them off!
Why are you taking them off?
You don't even take them off!
Well...
I just want to sit with you!
No, no, no!
Eh?
Why do you take them off?
No, I don't take them off!
From your partners...
From your close friends...
That's right!
Let's go, Yamada-chan!
Let's go!
Yes!
This is a nasty color!
This is why it's so tough!
Now, Tecchan!
Get ready!
Now...
Yamada-kun, start!
The more you don't have a chest pain, the worse it is!
It's so thin!
Even my mother doesn't have a chest pain like this!
Then let's go!
Speaking of Prime Minister of Japan...
Then let's go!
One, two...
Kaifu...
Idiot!
Serious?
He's amazing!
You're not limited to the current Prime Minister!
You're helpful, Souya.
But...
Then let's move!
One, two...
Delicious!
Next question...
Speaking of dirty talents...
Let's go!
One, two...
**********
What did you say?
I don't know.
What did you say?
I'm Hamada-san.
Why do you keep saying **********?
It's annoying!
I'm still here!
I made a mistake with the previous question.
Speaking of Prime Minister of Japan...
I made a mistake!
Let's go one more time!
One, two...
If you miss something...
If you miss something, what will you say?
Let's go! Next question!
Yes!
Speaking of S.M.O. goods...
This is a matter of chance.
Right?
Yes.
Let's go! One, two...
Mochi!
Correct!
Keep it up!
Yes, yes, yes!
Next question!
Speaking of downtown's kind people...
Let's go!
One, two...
Hamada Masatoshi!
No!
Hamada Masumoto!
That's not what you always say!
Let's go!
Let's go one more step!
What's going on?
This is bad!
You! Don't cry!
What are you doing?
Let's go!
Next question!
Will it be the last one?
Yes!
Speaking of bald talents...
Now...
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
One, two...
Stobbing Congo!
There's no Congo!
This is the last step!
Congo!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
I'm shivering!
The next pair is these two!
Good evening!
They are Adam and Eve's Namae and Kenji!
They are very pleasant and refreshing!
And they are wearing Okamoto underwear!
That's great!
Thank you!
As for their compatibility, what do you think?
I think it's similar to Kin-chan and Nami!
I think it's a very refreshing combination!
Ken-chan, please get in!
Oh, Ken-chan will get in!
Okay!
Shingo-chan, please sit here!
Yes, Shingo-chan!
Wow, this is embarrassing!
You don't have to dress like this in front of me!
Wow, this is kind of creepy!
What is this?
Here we go!
When it comes to flying vehicles...
One, two...
Airplanes!
Yes!
The next pair is...
When it comes to people you don't like in the Kin- chan family...
This one is easy.
No, I don't know if it's easy...
Here we go!
One, two...
Pets!
Yes!
Wow, that's amazing!
Oh, is that so?
This is wonderful!
These two are saying it, so it can't be wrong.
Yes!
Maybe they'll say the same thing even if you ask Kin-chan.
Now, next question!
Speaking of people who are bad at sex in downtown...
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Yes!
One, two...
Mac-chan!
Kin-chan! Kin-chan!
Even now...
No matter what you say, it's too much of a service problem!
Why is it?
Why is it a service problem?
Why is it correct?
What's wrong with being correct?
Now, next question!
Wow, that's amazing!
Let's go!
Speaking of "don" in the entertainment world...
This is probably the most difficult one.
Let's go!
One, two...
Kin-chan!
Mac-chan!
Don't say that!
You say that too!
That's why you're here!
That's right!
I don't like it!
Kin-chan, you know...
You're too tall.
OK, I'll move one step forward!
You have 3 more steps to go.
That's terrible.
That's terrible!
You seem to have gained more weight than before.
Do you feel a little better?
Next question!
What is the sound of a fart?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Ready and...
OK!
This is correct!
OK!
This is correct!
This is good!
OK, let's go!
Next question!
Speaking of Christmas...
Yes!
OK, let's go!
Ready and...
Yamashita-satsuro!
OK, first step!
Christmas!
Well, it's possible for you two to get 2 more questions wrong.
Yes, that's right.
Speaking of feast...
Feast...
OK, one more time!
Are you ready?
Yes!
OK, let's go!
Ready and...
Yakiniku!
Yakiniku steak!
That was close!
It's the same meat!
Yes!
Right?
OK, one more time!
Let's go!
But I've been interested in you for a long time!
Hey, you, touch me! Touch me!
You're too mysterious!
Hey, Mr. Moe!
You've got a better way of touching me, you bastard!
So far, three wrong answers.
One more and he'll hit his head directly.
Kazami got seven pairs.
With desperate thoughts, he got two correct answers in a row.
And he was stuck in the cliff.
It's a deal!
Ten thousand yen, huh?
I'll buy you a crutch!
This is a big difference!
This is a big difference, really!
The last question!
Speaking of the king of vegetables...
King...
Here we go!
One, two...
Katsusake!
Wrong!
It can't be!
So...
It's a deal!
Die! Die!
It's a deal!
The last pair is these two!
Sk бор!
Sk border!
It's 20000 yen!
Unlike everyone, they only have one wife...
We had to do it quietly...
Of course!
Nooo!
Even Parco-san didn't laugh.
What kind of firewood is this?
My head, hair, and mouth are all messed up!
It's all messed up!
Can someone read it for me?
I'm sorry.
I laughed and made my ears look bad.
I don't know if you can hear me well.
That's not good!
Are you okay?
I'm worried about you.
Then we'll go over there.
You go over there.
Are you okay?
I'm okay, right?
Yes.
You look like you're wearing summer shorts.
Here's the first question!
In the entertainment world, when it comes to young couples...
This is a service question.
This is also a service question!
One, two...
Fun things!
Correct!
What do you mean "fun things"?
Those two. That's ideal.
Next question!
When it comes to the taste of first kiss...
Are you ready?
One, two...
Lemon and honey!
It's a little sour.
It's a shame, but it's the best thing in the world.
Here's the first question!
But compared to the other couples, you're prettier!
You're prettier, aren't you?
I don't use it much.
Next question.
When you think of a guy in downtown...
This is easy.
One, two...
Matsumoto-san!
Correct!
Next question.
When you think of the word "propose"...
Ready?
Let's go!
One, two...
Wedding hall!
Incorrect!
Wedding hall!
Next question.
When you think of the word "propose"...
What is it?
Well...
Why do you have to look at a couple like this?
What is it?
Let's go!
One, two...
Wedding hall!
Correct!
One, two...
Wedding hall!
Correct!
One, two...
Wedding hall!
Correct!
A couple's bond is strong.
A three consecutive correct answers.
Next question.
When you think of a banana...
What is it?
There are about eight of them.
Wedding hall!
One, two...
Banana talk!
Correct!
If you get it right, you win 100,000 yen!
The next question is...
Who is the king of Chinese cuisine?
Are you ready?
One, two...
Rashimen!
Rashimen and ramen!
I'm sorry, but I think they're both wrong!
Tuna fillet soup or...
What is it?
Rashimen!
Was it correct?
One step forward.
No way!
Rashimen is expensive.
It's tie!
If you get the last question right, you win 100,000 yen!
Speaking of insects...
This is...
The last question...
Speaking of insects...
One, two...
Kangaroo!
This is a 7-year contract, so you're officially a married couple.
Congratulations!
Yay!
Wonderful!
I'm surprised!
Well, there are some couples that didn't become richies.
Does that mean you can do it yourself?
No, we...
That's right!
Yay!
I'm... I'm...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
That's right!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
It's decided that I'll ride it!
Give me a break!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Masuo-san!
Yes?
Are you really going to ride it?
Of course I am!
I'm the CEO!
Wait a minute!
First question!
Why is there a question prepared for me?
It's a simple question.
Wait a minute!
Speaking of the master...
That's enough!
I got it! I got it!
Okay, here we go! Speaking of the master...
One, two...
Sandra-sanshi!
Come on!
Are you desperate?
I'm gonna kill you, you know?
Speaking of the Komuro family...
What's going on?
There are a lot of Komuro family members in this area.
What?
One, two...
Komuro!
Komuro! Komuro!
What did you say?
I said Tomo-chan.
Tomo-chan!
But for now, Komuro family!
Okay, Inchan will start!
Machimo-san, you're skin is so smooth!
Well, that's why I came all the way here.
Now, everyone!
Speaking of women's love languages...
Love languages...
That's nice, there's a lot of them.
One, two...
Well...
But this is, you know...
This is...
Speaking of downtown's rich people...
How should we call them?
That's right.
How should we call them?
One, two...
Orengo!
What did you say? Matsumoto?
Matsumoto...
Didn't you say Hamamatsumoto?
I didn't say it. I said Matsumoto.
You said it first.
Hey, shut up!
What's wrong with you?
Speaking of cash...
Cash?
Cash.
One, two...
Hyakumachi!
What's wrong with you?
You might be the biggest one!
Here you go!
I'm jealous!
There are only three of you!
This is...
Speaking of Momotaro's family...
It's already decided.
One, two...
Saru!
I'm so happy!
Is it a dream? Is it a dream?
Is it a dream?
No, no, no! It's fine! It's totally fine!
Speaking of the king of electrical appliances...
What is that?!
The king of electrical appliances...
The king?!
The king of electrical appliances...
Wow, this is bad! I can't do it anymore! I'm going to get in trouble!
I'm definitely going to get in trouble!
One, two...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Are you crazy?!
Why?!
Why is the king of electrical appliances in the refrigerator?!
This is a refrigerator!
It's a refrigerator!
It's either one of them!
Hey, you guys! What are you doing?!
Let's go!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
Hey, you guys! Stop fooling around and do it!
You can't write!
You can't do anything!
Why?!
Why is the king of electrical appliances in the refrigerator?!
Ouch!
It's wet.
It's wet!
Hey, Toyota, are you okay?!
Toyota, are you okay?!
Anywhere is an office, right?
That's right!
I'm sorry, but anywhere is an office.
I use it when I go camping alone.
I'll go buy it.
Toyota!
Hello.
Hello, Toyota.
Oh, Toyota!
Are you serious?!
Anywhere is an office, right?!
I'll go buy it.
Thank you!
I'll go buy it for you, Batsumoto-san.
Oh, thank you!
I'll go buy it for you, Batsumoto-san.
Hey, Toyota, did you buy it?
Oh, Wyndham.
I feel more secure now.
Um...
Can I have some, too?
Don't say that!
You're the only one who bought Wyndham.
I bought it a week ago.
Oh, nice!
Fantastic!
Anywhere is an office!
Fantastic!