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Fifth time, in Gaki no Sky Arayan, the world's Hirabo has met for the first time in a while!
Fifth time, you say?
Today, too...
It's a story you can't even begin with.
Well...
Should we do it?
I mean, you know...
What could it be?
This is for all Japanese people who are Hirabo, you know?
World-class Hirabo family and director Saito, 41 years old, who are running on the road of marriage and love.
No one can stop their passion for marriage, which is getting higher and higher.
What kind of Hirabo will challenge a new marriage?
So, today, too, Mr. Yamazaki.
Yes.
Please proceed.
Yes, I got it. Today, too, we have three wonderful ladies.
You're the best!
Is there something wrong with you?
You know, you said it before, but it's not easy to talk about something like this.
Yes, yes, yes. Please.
Could you give me a little more time?
Just a little.
Please!
You know, you ate a little strong food and ate fried chicken and rice balls.
You're the best!
What's that?
Please!
It's fine, but...
Nice to meet you.
You're big.
Thank you.
You're very tall.
Yes, please have a seat.
But you're a college student, aren't you?
Yes.
Aren't there any boys around you?
Well, I'm sick of it.
Yes.
It's like...
Nowadays...
Well...
Boys and girls are like...
Yes.
It's amazing.
Ah, I see.
Yes, yes, I understand.
Well, that doesn't mean it's nowadays.
Yes, yes, yes.
Even if it were...
Yes, yes, yes.
He was born in 1929.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...
Since his time...
Yes, yes, yes.
You're lying.
Yes, yes, yes.
Anyway...
Yes.
Shall we watch the game show?
Yes.
Hahaha!
What's this?
Hahaha!
Oh, good!
Oh, it's really hard!
It's really funny!
Again?
Hahaha!
It's really cool!
Hahaha!
No, but my legs are short!
Hahaha!
My legs are short!
Hahaha!
What's wrong with your legs?
Hahaha!
It's cool!
What's this?
Hahaha!
My legs are short!
Hahaha!
Oh!
What's this?
Oh!
It's similar!
Hahaha!
It's similar!
Hahaha!
Oh!
This is the best!
Hahaha!
It's similar!
Your face and hands are similar!
Yes, it's similar!
Oh!
Yeah, it's similar!
You have become familiar!
You are getting familiar!
I should have spread my hands more widely!
Hahaha!
Sausage is similar!
Oh, I shouldn't be looking at them forever.
However, sometimes...
Hahaha!
Tom Leaf is similar!
Oh!
It's good!
Oh!
It's similar!
I can't put much force because it's an insertion, so I can't put much force until it reaches the front.
At the end, suddenly, like this.
Yes, yes, yes!
Wonderful!
Hello, I'm Kako.
I think the viewers were surprised by this sudden start, but you have a theme for today, don't you?
Yes, I want to look cool today.
I see, I see.
What do you think of me today?
Who are you asking that to?
No, I'm asking her.
What do you think of me today?
You looked like a monkey, but you were wonderful.
Right?
You were wild.
No, but compared to before...
This is only the first one, but...
You were great, Hiroko!
Thank you.
I understand. Please wait for a moment.
Yes, thank you.
Now, Sayaka-chan, you are...
I like people who eat things neatly.
Tape failure!
Well...
What do you think of me?
I think you can tell by my voice and tone.
Also, today...
My parents have told me a lot of things.
What will you do with your parents about things like this?
Next up is Miss.
Oh, is that so?
Right now, there are ten Asshys.
Recently, I didn't like one of them, so I cut one of them off.
Did you come to look for the tenth Asshy?
I came to look for the tenth Asshy.
Look at you!
You have a different motive!
But, since we are playing around like that...
I want to have a serious love.
Please come in!
Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
Please come in.
Are you a member of Unrich?
That's right.
Miss!
No...
But you are a woman, right?
I already have a lot of friends who are women.
Friends?
Friends!
What's wrong with you?
You have a wide forehead!
She has a wide forehead.
Earlier, you said that you didn't like one of the Asshys, right?
That's right.
You recently cut one off, right?
Yes.
It's hard for me to listen to what you say...
Are you a woman?
Then, right away...
Yes, Mr. Heiko.
Then, first of all...
Please!
[Laughter]
This is good!
[Laughter]
Hey, you!
You're good!
[Laughter]
It's gross!
I mean...
It's disgusting!
[Laughter]
I know you can do it, but...
It's disgusting!
[Laughter]
It's gross!
It's disgusting!
You're doing great!
It's gross!
It's disgusting!
[Laughter]
It's disgusting!
It's gross!
[Laughter]
You can do it!
Wow! Oh!
Okay! Okay!
Great! Great! Great!
Amazing! Great!
Wow!
Wonderful!
This is amazing!
Hello? I'm Teppo.
Mr. Teppo! Wonderful!
They loved it.
Thank you!
It's better than the first one!
Are you alright?
I have a question for you.
It's almost Christmas.
Do you have any plans?
I'd like to spend Christmas with you.
Anything else?
Me?
I'd like to see my parents.
I'd like to visit my parents' house.
Come on!
You're too sudden!
What about when you're not with her?
It's been about 20 years.
Yes, about 20 years.
It's been a long time.
I was dating her until about a year ago.
And recently, I officially became vice president of an office company.
You're a nasty man!
Well, that's because she's a vice president's wife.
Let's go!
Give us your verdict!
It's a no!
I thought you'd win, but no!
Why?
Well...
From this distance...
I'm nervous.
I'm clean!
You're 41 years old!
I'm clean!
She failed again.
Mr. Yamazaki, please introduce your last girlfriend.
My last girlfriend recently broke up with her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend was three hours late for a date and she had to wait for him for three hours.
She's wonderful and can stand anything.
Let's call her!
She's here!
Let's call her!
Hello.
You're a cameraman?
Yes.
Are you a cameraman?
Yes.
As a job?
Yes.
What do you do?
I take photos of various magazines and DVDs.
Do you?
Yes, photos of musicians.
I'm looking for a reporter right now.
I make private works.
If there's a nice guy, I ask him to be my model and make works for me.
All right!
Seriously?
Wait a minute.
Give me the magazine!
Hurry up and give me the magazine!
Hurry up and give me!
Give me!
Hurry up and give me!
I don't want to die!
She's looking at you!
You're so cute!
I don't want to die!
You're going to smoke, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Don't forget to smoke!
I won't! I won't!
I don't want to die!
I'm going to die!
I knew it! You're such a coward!
Who's there?
You're Mr. Slingman, aren't you?
You don't know me?
You're going to die before you know it.
I'll be brave and say it.
It was cold.
It was very cold.
It wasn't well-made.
Please wait for the results.
Please give us your verdict!
I don't know!
Resistance is the worst!
I have one more request.
As I said before, I'm sorry that I'm the vice president.
But could you let me do it one more time?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Thank you for coming.
You're going to do it again today, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I do it every week.
You do it every week, don't you?
I see.
What's with you?
I see.
Let's get started.
Your health?
I've been feeling sick lately.
That's bad!
It's bad!
It's worse than before!
It's bad!
In the past, well...
There's a lot of things when you're over 30 years old.
There's a lot of things.
Speaking of which...
In the past, you could get in the elevator as soon as you opened it.
But recently...
Even if you get in and push it three times...
Even if you make a mistake and push it a few times...
It's completely...
It's like a telecom.
You and I don't get along very well.
I really feel that.
But that's also my taste.
No one understands!
No one understands that kind of story!
It's not like we're close.
If you keep talking about this and that...
It'll only get worse and worse from now on.
Of course.
It can't be helped.
That's right, but...
Recently...
I haven't said much about bad habits.
It's like you've gone mad!
I haven't said it!
Oh, really?
That's my word!
You haven't said it recently?
Oh, I haven't said bad habits recently.
I don't have any interesting bad habits.
Interesting?
What do you mean by funny bad habits?
You haven't said anything funny recently.
Do you want me to tell you?
Um...
I've gotten tired of it.
It's because I've gone around in circles.
I see.
So you went to a different store.
I went to a different store.
And when I went to a different store...
The system there is...
I'm going to push this too.
I'm in trouble.
What do you want me to do?
Just say anything.
That's what they say.
At that point...
My "M" mind...
It's all over the place.
Do it like this!
Do it like that!
Even if I'm told to do it...
It doesn't feel good.
Oh, you're doing it like this!
Whoa!
Who's doing it?!
"Is that an "M"?!"
Do you understand?
No, Mamezumi, I don't understand!
Of course you don't understand, you "S"
Because you're a "super high-class "s"
You're a woman, you're a woman, stop it!
Your face is already...
No, no, I don't know!
Because a comedy duo is made up of "s" and "m".
This is a fact.
Otherwise you can't call it a duo.
I've been doing it for 15 years.
I'm already a super high school "m".
A super high school "s" and "m"...
High school "m"...
What kind of high school "g" are you talking about?
If you were a high school high schooler, you wouldn't be like this.
"Taka-taka".
"Taka-taka", right?
"Taka-taka" doesn't mean "school kid".
I want you to read it.
Let me tell you something good today.
A comedy duo is definitely made up of "s" and "m".
I see.
And "m"'s me being stupid and "s"'s you being arrogant...
This is also very clear.
You're really reaching out, aren't you?
And you're hitting me and seeing me in pain and getting tired of it!
Why?
Why don't you get tired of it?!
Get more stupid! Get more stupid!
It's hot!
It's because you want to hit me that you want to shake me more, right?
That's right.
To make me more stupid, you shake me, shake me, shake me...
I'm stupid! Shake me!
Stop it.
Maybe you feel that way, but...
Even if I say something like this...
I'm tired of it!
Stop it.
I'm tired of it!
Why don't you open up a new shop?
A shop where you can say, "Ah, this is how they do it."
Well...
I understand what you're saying, but...
As you get older, you'll gradually understand.
Understand what?
Ah, this is how they do it.
In the past, you could just say it.
But now...
Ah, this is how they do it.
It's because I make a lot of money.
Now you say, "I don't know!"
Ah, this is how they do it.
It's because I make a lot of money.
Ah, this is how they do it.
Even if I make a lot of money,
it's because I make a lot of money!
Mr. Matsumoto, who has fought and won 999 kinds of beasts,
what should you do if you get caught up in anacondas that wrap you up and crush you to pieces and swallow you whole?
First of all, you have to make sure you don't get caught up in them.
That's right.
Of course you have to make sure you don't get caught up in them, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
Just in case...
Let's end this. Let's end this.
All right!
Come, anaconda!
Me?
Yes, because you're the only one who can come, anaconda.
All right, come!
First of all, it's not like that, anaconda.
Anaconda doesn't stand up.
Oh, it's funny.
One by one, huh?
I have to say it first.
All right, come, anaconda!
It's like this, right?
Anaconda is more like this.
Oh, it's more like this?
Well, it's different, but...
Well, well, well, but like that...
All right, come, anaconda!
Anaconda!
It doesn't run away at all!
The speed is different!
If you don't do it properly, I can't teach you.
All right, come, anaconda!
No, it's a little stupid.
Anaconda is more like this!
This summer, I was stung by a sunfish and I couldn't stop itching and it made me sneeze so much that I bled.
All right, all right, all right.
Next year, please teach me how not to get stung by a crab.
I was stung by a crab.
Oh, that's good.
What is it?
Don't suck my blood.
Please tell me.
Yes, it's good.
First of all, did you suck a lot of blood this year?
It seems like it. I sucked a lot of blood.
But it's over this year, isn't it?
Of course it's over.
Then you can't do it next year, can you?
What do you mean?
When you suck my blood, you have to tell me that it's over this year.
I'll let you suck my blood this year.
Yes, suck it.
Okay, I got it.
When you stop sucking my blood, you say, "Okay, I got it."
Yes.
I'll tell you.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll tell you.
And this year...
But if you do it like that, you can't suck my blood, can you?
Yes, you can see it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sucking your blood, but you don't have to put up with it.
That's right.
When you suck my blood, I don't know if you're sucking my blood or not.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then you say, "Okay, I got it."
If you say "I got it" here and there, you can do anything.
There are times when you don't know.
You don't know, but you say "Okay, I got it."
You just can't accept it, can you?
You don't know what you're doing here, do you?
I don't know.
If you knew, you'd be beaten up and killed, right?
Yes, yes.
Then why do you say "Okay, I got it"?
Oh, I remember.
This kind of talk doesn't matter.
No, it doesn't matter.
Do you know why I'm sucking your blood?
What do you mean "why"?
Do you know why I'm sucking your blood?
Yes, please tell me.
Because you want to suck my blood.
No, no, no, no.
It's not like that.
They're happy to suck someone's blood.
That's why they're looking away for a while.
Right?
Ah, fuck, it's itchy!
And you're like "ah!"
Why?!
Don't eat sushi!
When there's a big bulge, they're like "what's wrong with you?!"
The part they've been eating is bulging up and they're like "kakakakaka..."
And they're like, "let's just give it to them!"
Why?!
Who's "them"?
They're like, "let's just give them some meat!"
That's why in Kawa's Gekitai-hou, it's best not to scratch your skin.
- Ah, I see. - If you do it like this...
...and you do it like this...
...then Kawa will be like...
Come here! Come here! Come here! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch!
Look at me! I just scratched you!
"Look at me!" He'll say that, but he won't scratch you at all.
Remember? If you do it like this...
...he'll be really depressed.
But if you do it like this...
...he'll be really depressed.
- Huh? - It's not like that.
- What? - If you did it like this...
...it wouldn't be a problem.
If you do it like this...
...he'll be really depressed.
I managed to save you!
I'm tired!
I managed to save you!
I'll give you a hot soup!
What does it mean to not want to see...
...your partner like this until they die?
It means you don't want to see...
...them like this until they die, right?
It means you don't want to see...
...them like this until they die, right?
What are you doing?
What's that?
Do you intend to do that?
Damn you!
You!
Did you see that?
I don't care about that anymore.
Of course I won't show you what I've been doing all my life.
I don't know about you, but I won't show you either.
Of course you won't.
But!
Just remember this, you!
Hey!
Are you about to cry?
Just remember this, you!
My sex life is amazing!
Don't cry!