AISubs v3.5
That's sad.
It's really popular.
It's like a motorbike.
Well, there are various things.
There are.
Are there various things?
No, there aren't.
The other day, I got a letter and I was writing in a hurry.
To put it simply, "Lend me three million yen."
I can't afford it.
Lend me three million yen.
Why didn't you say you had it?
I made a card and I made a card.
When I made a card, I felt like it was all my money and I spent a lot of it.
It's normal!
It has nothing to do with me!
It has something to do with me!
Yes, yes, yes.
If I bought all of Matsumoto-san's fans and everything related to Matsumoto-san, I would have made a lot of money.
It's not like that!
It's a personal matter.
It's a personal matter!
I wanted a bag and shoes and while I was doing it, I made three million yen.
I want you to lend it to Matsumoto-san.
No!
You're asking me to lend you money.
You're asking me to lend you money!
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this? Do you not have it?
No, I really do have it.
You all have cell phones, right?
Right? I also have it.
Is it convenient?
Why?
I'm not angry!
No, I'm sorry.
You can just call me and I'll be fine, right?
No, but!
There's a time when I can't connect, and it's really annoying.
You know, you hang it like this, right? Like this, like this, like this...
You know, you can't hang it like this anymore.
If you know it, you should hang it again.
If you hang it again, it will be like this again.
So, you know...
There were three of them, but when you tried to hang it like this,
it was gone!
You were fine until a while ago!
Of course.
Why did you suddenly become so bad?
Of course.
It's really annoying.
Well, everyone accepts this.
Of course, right? In such weeks, you're in your bag or something, right?
When you enter your phone, you're pressing it, like "popopopopo"
But when you hang it up, "hachihachihachi"
What's wrong with you?
What is happening to you?
Well, that has that side, too.
I don't know about you, but when you hang it back up, it's "hachihachi", "niihachi",
Why did you go like "nii"?
Where did you go?
Sometimes, when I'm on the phone,
88-28
No one answers me.
I'm so angry.
I know you're there, but you don't answer me.
But I think
mobile phones were not yet
at the stage of being sold.
It's a little sad.
It's not a success yet.
It's not finished yet.
Even when I'm talking with a car driver,
sometimes, when I'm talking with a car driver,
suddenly, my opponent's voice sounds like a robot's voice.
It's scary!
I know you're there, but you don't answer me.
Even your voice sounds like a robot's voice.
I know you're there, but it's scary!
I'll tell you in detail.
When you press a button,
this part shines, doesn't it?
This part?
Because it shines,
you can talk even in a car.
But that shining time is short.
Do you understand?
So, for example, if it was a mobile phone,
you'd say, "Press # twice."
You'd say, "Press # twice."
But while you're doing it,
it disappears.
Don't you understand?
At least wait until you press all the bells.
What's wrong with you?
You're losing your energy.
It disappears so fast.
Yes, you get sleepy.
You get sleepy and press # three.
You say, "OK."
You press it and you're like...
He's watching you.
You don't know where you're looking?
You're looking at your mother with an apple in your mouth.
That's perfectly normal.
You've been energetic all this time.
I'm hungry.
Come on, you're all models.
Be careful, OK?
Be careful of what?
No, no, no...
Handcuffs?
What are handcuffs for?
They're handcuffs, so be careful when you wash them!
You know what I mean, right?
Put them in the net and wash them.
But it doesn't work.
I didn't know you were so careful.
Thank you very much.
You're all too energetic.
No, you're all energetic.
The audience is too energetic.
Well, it's OK.
By the way, energetic people like you...
When you see them on TV later,
their laughter sounds like a lie, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like they're trying to make you laugh.
Right?
What?
Yeah, well...
It flies away quickly.
The armor flies away.
This flies away.
You know what?
I don't know about TV anymore!
Oh!
I'll say it!
Say it!
You're the only one who can't say it!
There's a lot of things I don't know about you, but...
Thank you very much!
Which country are you talking about?!
You don't know, do you? You don't know baseball either.
Why not? Why not?
You know, you're cheering for the Giants, right?
I'm cheering for them.
Will the Giants win?
The Giants will win.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Are you going to give up?
No.
I just got in a little trouble.
If you don't win, what will you do for me?
That's why...
Don't give up!
It's tough, this penalty game.
No, that's why...
I'm not saying anything.
Four-fifth... Four-fifth is barefoot.
This is embarrassing!
It's tough!
You're barefoot wherever you go?
Wherever I go, I'm always barefoot.
Mr. Hamada, please!
Yes!
Barefoot. Barefoot. Barefoot.
When you're sad, you...
You spread your wings wide and cry as you fly through the night sky.
What makes you so sad?
You almost got shot down again the other day.
Is your body okay?
Um, the sky...
No, first of all...
Take out your wings!
It's my hand. It's my hand.
That's why...
It's my hand.
Your hand won't break.
What?
Your hand will become your wings.
Oh, I see.
You only know when you're sad.
Yes.
You can't fly now, can you?
In the past, I could fly about four times.
What?
Death, of course.
When someone dies...
Yes, yes, yes!
It's sad.
Death, of course.
That's what I think.
Death is the saddest.
Who died first?
When Pell died.
That stupid dog.
He was a scholar.
He was a complete scholar.
To who?
To that person over there.
When Pell died?
Yes, when Pell died.
How did you fly?
Do you have a posture for flying?
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
You don't have to go up to the second floor and fly from the second floor window or something like that, do you?
Ah, that's old.
It's old?
It's old.
You go down once when you fly.
It's like a choroque.
Yes, yes, yes! It's like a choroque.
You go down once and then you go forward.
- Do you understand? - Yes.
- Do you understand? - What are you doing?
- It goes in.
- What goes in? - What goes in?
- The air. - Yes.
- There is a crack in the air.
- I see. That's where it goes in.
- Yes.
- Please show me. - What?
- Please show me your posture.
- Posture? - Yes.
- Are you stupid?
- What are you doing?
- Please show me your posture. - Yes.
- It goes in. - It goes in.
- It goes in from here.
- You look like a picture.
- Stop it!
- You look like a picture.
- I was thinking of something.
- It goes in from the bottom of your heart.
- You always say "it goes in from the bottom of your heart"!
- You almost got shot down. - That's a lie! - A lie!?
- Everything you say is a lie!
- What is tougher and harder than bungee jumping?
- In the end, there is a limit to what is scary.
- So you can't help but add fear to it. - Like a yakuza riding a tiger?
- Hey! Hey! - You have a lot of guts!
- That's scary! - Hey! You're a coward! - Is he still there!?
- Wow! Wow!
- That's the scariest thing. - And that's about it. - Tiger, yakuza... - A cutter knife is about it.
- A cutter!? - Well, well, well... - Right!? - So, a yakuza riding a tiger and a tiger with a cutter knife.
- That's a tiger riding a tiger! - It's not a yakuza with a cutter knife! - A tiger with a cutter knife here!
- I see. - Especially if it's poisoned, it's even scarier. - Wow, you're childish!
- Your way of thinking...
- How do you dispose of gum?
- The person who invented the gum must be a genius. - Oh, really? - Because there is no food like this.
- Gum that doesn't disappear forever... - Yes, it doesn't disappear. - Is there gum in your mouth? - There is gum, but I don't swallow it.
- But if you swallow gum, it's bad for you. - That's normal!
I'll go against you, but you're annoying.
You're annoying?
Throw away the gum. Won't you say anything?
When I chew gum for a long time, I get nauseous.
It's not heavy.
It's not heavy!
It's not heavy at all.
No, no, no.
Nobody gets nauseous by saying such a joke.
I don't get nauseous.
Why do you get nauseous?
I don't get nauseous!
Why?
I don't feel nauseous anymore and I feel like I've been chewing gum for a long time.
Oh, really?
Yes.
There are people who say good things about this.
Yes.
Throwing away gum and throwing away a woman are the same, right?
Yes, say it.
Throwing away a woman...
After all, love is exciting.
As long as you're excited, love will bloom forever.
It will bloom forever.
Right?
Love and...
I didn't ask you to throw away the gum!
Will it continue?
Yes, it will.
Exciting!
We'll meet today!
It's past ten o'clock.
Right?
We'll meet today!
You're kidding me!
And...
As I think about it...
Right?
I get excited.
You're old.
This feeling is...
As I thought, love is exciting.
Let's talk about gum.
Yes.
Gum and woman are the same.
So...
If you don't chew gum, you won't get excited.
Isn't it weird?
I get excited when I see men's gum.
I don't know why I'm crying all of a sudden.
It's like this!