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In the second episode of "Kid's Kitchen", we'll find out how cold Chinese is, and approach the limits of cold Chinese!
Thank you for your hard work.
I've seen this kind of video before.
Yes, yes.
I've seen it before.
It's the second episode.
This time it's different.
What is it?
This time it's more complicated.
The last one was about ice coffee.
Yes.
This time it's cold Chinese.
It doesn't change much.
In the last episode, we broke down the words "ice coffee" and "oyangfefee" and challenged whether ice coffee would come.
Oyangfefee.
Yes.
Oyangfefee.
Ice coffee.
And this time, we'll challenge the limits of cold Chinese!
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Let's take a quick look at it.
The first one is "Miyashi Chinese".
This is the first one.
The third one is "Eastern Chinese".
Oh, come on!
The fourth one is "Chinese cold cold".
What is this?
Can you listen to me?
This is Ultraman's brother, Ultraseven.
Only one of them is different.
Personally, I really wanted to do something like this.
The sixth one is "Shall we move?"
What is this?
Let's start from here.
The seventh one is "Are you going to be a dad?"
Have you changed your mind?
The eighth one is "Are you going to say 'check'?"
It doesn't make any sense, does it?
It's just a different word.
And the last one is "Are you going to stay up all night?"
That's about it.
There was one before, but your way of saying it...
This time, I said it like it was cold.
You said it quite clearly, didn't you?
I was warned about it before.
Because you got scolded, right?
How long are you going to get scolded for?
How long is "Chinese cold cold" going to be?
Let's check it out!
Ramen?
What kind of ramen?
Uh...
Chinese noodles.
Here it is, Chinese noodles.
It's a school prize.
Here it is.
Then I'll have Chinese cold noodles.
Cold?
Cold Chinese cold noodles.
Are you already stumbling here?
Well, well, well, well, well, somehow, right?
Then I'll have...
Chinese cold noodles.
There's no such thing!
Oh, Chinese!
I've been doing it for a long time!
Uh...
It's not enough, right?
Yeah.
Should we move?
I don't know.
You don't know?
And we can only order dumplings, right?
Two dumplings and...
Oh, you know...
One more?
Should we move?
One more?
Should we move?
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
Is it a school prize?
You're ignoring me.
Here it is.
Then should we move?
One more?
You can't say it clearly.
Should we move?
One more?
Should we move?
Where did you put it?
Your voice is so soft.
Mom!
Yes!
Then I'll...
Uh...
Chinese cold noodles?
What?
I'm scared!
Chinese cold noodles?
I said Chinese cold noodles!
Chinese cold noodles?
I can't hear you at all!
Speak naturally!
I'm going to cry!
Did you eat it?
Then I will...
Chinese cold noodles?
What?
Chinese cold noodles?
I don't know!
It's cold!
It's hot!
Chinese cold noodles?
It's hot and I feel like talking in the cold!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Speak naturally!
Yes!
Go ahead!
I'm holding it!
Go ahead!
No entry!
No entry?
No entry!
I'm scared.
Do you eat tantanmen?
Yes, I do.
Because it's good?
Yes, I do.
Well, this round thing has been going on for a while and it's been going on for a while, right?
Yes.
The order is good.
We're having a good meeting.
Today, the final limit of the cold week.
Let's go this far.
Let's continue.
Yes, let's continue.
Well, this...
Today's kimchi was ice coffee and oyang hui hui.
It came, but...
I think it was a little too much.
This is...
I think it's better than I thought.
Really?
Yes, I think so.
Today, we had a performance time.
We did.
Well, it can't be helped.
I'll say it as it is.
You'll cry anyway.
I won't cry.
I definitely won't cry today.
You should perform.
It's perfect.
It's always perfect.
Again.
What should I do?
Excuse me.
Yes.
Well...
What is it?
Well...
Yes.
Miso... Miso ramen.
Miso ramen. Yes.
Yes, please.
Well...
Passing permission.
Four.
Water dumplings?
Water dumplings.
Water dumplings, right?
No, which one do you want?
Then water dumplings.
Water dumplings.
What is this?
What do you do?
Chinese cold noodles.
Can I eat cold noodles?
You will be found out.
Cold noodles.
Chinese cold noodles.
No?
Then this is my weakness.
What is it?
There was a food called water dumplings.
For that, I think water dumplings and cold noodles are definitely different.
But I don't know if Chinese cold noodles are perfect.
Can I eat cold noodles?
I'm sorry.
Cold noodles.
Thank you very much.
You are the worst.
It's over because you made me sign.
Thank you very much.
What is this?
I won't take it anymore!
I cried again!
That's good, isn't it?
What is?
How cold is it in the middle of winter?
That's right.
That's a test, isn't it?
That's good, isn't it?
I didn't understand any of it, but...
You're really forceful, aren't you?
No, I'm not forceful!
You're forcing me to be a bad guy like you.
I'm telling you, you're a bad guy!
That's not it!
Actually, it was a shame, but...
I was preparing a guest...
Yes, yes.
But I couldn't make it.
Yes, yes.
I couldn't make it to your schedule.
It's not like I couldn't make it!
Because you're busy.
No, it's not like I'm sleeping or taking a bath.
I'm just busy.
Taking a bath is not something you do all the time.
No, no.
I went to Gushiken-san's house and...
I told him it's cold all the time.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who is famous for adventuring.
Yes, yes.
Is there anything you absolutely have to take with you when you go to a mountain where no one has ever climbed before?
What kind of things?
Uh...
What do you mean?
You know, like something you'd normally grab and do.
I don't know anything about that.
I don't like amateurs.
What do you mean, "grab and do"?
What are you talking about?
You know, like something you'd hook and do.
What?
Grab and do.
Pickles?
Do you say "pickles"?
"Do you say 'pickles'"?
I can't think of what you're thinking of, so I don't know.
What do you call that thing like a pickaxe?
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
I know, I know.
Oh, that.
What do you call it?
Jopper, right?
Jopper?
Jopper's red, right?
No, no.
I don't know what color it is.
How many kinds are there?
There's yellow and red.
Give me that, too.
Red is soft.
What's soft?
The part where you do "gah".
You say "gah", too.
Do you say "jopper"?
Jopper.
Usually you put a rope here and hold a jopper.
Rope? I don't say rope.
What do you say?
Stacker, right?
You put a stacker.
Usually you put a stacker and hold a jopper.
You put a stacker on the entrance.
You put a stacker on the entrance and hold a jopper.
You hold a red jopper.
Red jopper? Oh, no. Stun... What?
Entrance.
What do you say rope?
Jopper.
Entrance? Jopper?
Stun... How do you say it?
Stacker.
Stacker!
You put a stacker on the entrance and hold a red jopper.
You put a stacker on the entrance and hold a blue jopper.
Blue jopper!
I want two of them!
Stacker and soft.
Do you need two of them?
You...
You put a stacker and hold a red, red and blue.
Red, red and blue.
Your body is moving this way.
Red is too much!
Why do you put two of them and move this way?
Is this red or blue?
This is blue.
No, blue is blue.
Blue is blue.
The era will come.
You usually take it with you, don't you?
Yes, I do.
When you go for the first time, do you need anything else?
Oh, of course I need a lot of it.
What... What is it?
Oh, I wonder if you're talking about a snowy mountain or...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, it's a snowy mountain.
Oh, a snowy mountain.
Yes, it's a snowy mountain.
Carl...
It's a snack, isn't it?
You can eat anything, can't you?
Because you climbed up.
When I put Carl in my knapsack, I felt like I had a lot of it.
It's a matter of feeling.
My brother taught me that.
Red and blue.
Yes, red and blue.
You feel like you have a lot of snacks, don't you?
It's delicious! I thought you'd say that.
Lastly, tell me one more thing.
What did you bring with you?
Entrance.
No, you're going to put it on, aren't you?
Oh, I have to connect the entrance to the jobber first.
But what did you say about the rope?
Entrance.
No, you said you'd put it on.
What did you say about the rope?
Stacker.
Who is it?
Um...
Who is that boy?
He's from the triathlon club.
Yes, yes, that's me.
You said you'd put a stacker and a jobber at the entrance.
You'd put a stacker on your shoulder.
What?
You'd put a stacker on your shoulder.
What's a stacker?
Something like a pad?
Something like that.
Something like a sponge?
Something like that. It's plastic, though.
What do you mean?
You said you'd put a sponge and you said it's something like that?
I'd like a stacker for about three floors.
When it's high up in the mountains.
What?
When it's high up in the mountains.
Is there anything else you'd like me to say?
There are a lot of things, but there's no point in saying them.
You'll say you want to climb a mountain from tomorrow, won't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
You'll show me how you climb a mountain.
I can't go with you tomorrow, but you can tell me if you want me to.
Yes, you can.
But you'll be looked down upon.
Climbers make amateurs look like little fools.
Only climbers look down on people.
Oh, I see. So what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do? Do you want me to go to a store or what?
First of all, you shouldn't be underestimated.
Oh, that's right.
Let's see...
What do you want me to buy you?
First of all, you said you wanted to go to a stacker, didn't you?
At this time of year, only very professional climbers aim for a stacker.
Without showing it to you, you say, "Oh, he's doing it."
I want to say a stacker, but at this time of year, you say, "It's a stacker, isn't it?"
It's funny. It's funny.
A stacker doesn't suit you.
And then...
First of all, the clerk says...
Manager! Manager!
Manager!
Manager! Manager!
But I don't like it when you say it like that!
No, but I can only say "manager" to myself.
I'm not that professional.
Oh, I see. Then I'll say it proudly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll say it proudly.
Oh, manager, you want to go to a stacker, don't you?
You want to go to a stacker, don't you?
At this time of year, it's a stacker, isn't it?
You said it again!
No, I didn't hear you say "manager" earlier.
I'll say it again.
At this time of year, it's a stacker, isn't it?
And then?
And then what do you do?
Well...
I go up from in front of the station.
You can go up from anywhere!
But in front of the station...
I go up from in front of the station.
You go up from in front of the station.
Ah! You go up from in front of the station?!
But they're already afraid of me.
I see.
Yeah.
First of all...
I want to stack a lot of things today.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Two Broken Thunders.
What's this?!
Two cases!
What's this?!
Broken Thunders?!
That hurts!
What's that?
Two cases!
Two cases?!
You need two of those?!
Where... where did you get it?!
Broken sandals. Broken sandals.
I'll go get it for you.
Thank you.
I'll open up the box for you.
Oh, it's like this.
And I'll put it under the light.
Under the light?!
Is it easy to break?
Easy to break? Yes.
Is it easy to break?
If you say it's easy to break...
Then... three cases.
You use it a lot.
I use it a lot.
Oh, I see.
I use it wherever I can.
Really?!
There's no way you can't break it.
Broken? Broken sandals.
Sandals. Yes, sandals.
I like Matsuya's sandals.
It's named after Matsuya.
Matsuya's sandals.
Matsuya's broken sandals.
Go away!
I'll sell it!
Get me three of them!
Get me three of them.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is a broken sandal.
It's expensive.
How much is it for one?
Five or six thousand yen.
What?!
You have three of them?!
How do you climb it?
It's hard.
When you climb it...
You can't leave it five meters away.
What the hell is that?
What's next for Broken Thunder Quarter?
Next up is...
We have to show it to Two.
We have to show it to Two, so...
Hey!
Yes?
Hey!
Don't you have that?
Don't you have Odango?
Odango?!
The real name is different!
In Two...
That's right!
Yes, yes. Odango!
It's about time.
What's Odango like?
Odango is...
The real name is...
Catherine.
The real name is Catherine.
But Catherine sounds like an amateur.
I don't say it all the time.
Odango...
I don't say it all the time.
What's Odango like?
If you say you have it...
Then I'll take one of them.
Odango is one.
Yes.
I'll take one of them...
and say, "It's disgusting!"
You say Odango, but it's disgusting!
Is...
Is it okay?
Does it look good on me?
Does it look good on you?
It doesn't matter what it looks like!
Is that all you want?
Umm...
Yes.
Well...
Franchard is...
What's Franchard like?
It's Tsubasa Tsubasa.
Franchard is...
It's Tsubasa.
Well...
Well, we'll come back to pick up Franchard next week.
Do you want to rent him?
Like I said just now...
Well, um...
Does it need some shoes with some more straps?
Ahhh...
Yamagata?
What's that?
Well, enthusiasts tend to...
So I put on my Yamagata and put on my jopper...
This is how you wear a jopper!
So I put on my jopper...
What did you wear in the afternoon?
Uh, a burricco.
Burricco, sandan...
Sandan, right?
Burricco, sandan...
And what about the one with the three-leaf clover?
What?
What about the one with the three-leaf clover that's easy to break?
Broke Arrow.
So I put on my dango like this...
I put on my dango like this...
To see if it fits or not?
So I put on my jopper-shaped helmet...
Jopper-shaped helmet...
I put on my helmet...
Mountains are so nice...
I put this on for about fifteen seconds...
And then...
Mountains are so nice...
Twice, twice...
And then it became like this...
Wait a minute, I haven't put on my jopper yet!
Go to the store and buy it.
Buy it, okay?
Buy it, buy it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you going to film it next week?
Yes, it's fine.
Take me with you.
Let's go to the mountain and buy some fruits.
You said it yourself, so let's go.
No, you can't go! I can't go!
Why can't you go?!
Then you should go by yourself!
That's why you're wearing a jopper and climbing a vertical mountain.
At this time of year, you should climb a vertical mountain.
Next week, Masatosu Hamada goes to the store and buys some ingredients.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Masatosu.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday!
There's something to celebrate in this mountain.
Happy birthday!
Matsumoto Hitoshi's...
33rd...
Happy birthday...
...to you.
Hamajoin's...
...birthday song.
Happy birthday...
...to you.