AISubs v3.5
Ladies and gentlemen...
Wait a minute. What's wrong?
My nails are starting to come off.
Really?
Yes.
Wow, really? Why?
It really hurts.
I became a team member yesterday.
Really?
Yes.
Hey, it's not like this.
Hey, stop it.
Just coming here gives me a lot of fear.
No, it's not like that. So...
I'll do it like this.
What?
If it comes out like this, it won't come out like this.
No, it's not like that. It hurts like this.
It's double.
My waist hurts a little too.
I don't know about that.
Then it's no good.
You really have to be careful.
I have to be careful, right?
Because I'm already dead.
No, it's not like that.
If it comes out like this, it won't come out like that.
You're singing because you're worried, aren't you?
Even when I was doing ryoma, my nails came out like that and I cut my boots here.
My boots don't have this part and I painted it black magic.
You're a genius idiot.
If there's a cover on top like this, it's no good.
It's definitely going to hit you.
Are you listening?
My waist hurts.
I don't care about your hard work.
It's hard work!
I don't know if you want to say you worked hard for it.
No, it's not like that!
If it comes out like that, it's no good!
It's not the era of spokon anymore.
Spokon?
It's okay, peel it off!
Peel it off!
Ah, it's peeling off.
It's going to peel off more and more from now on.
Ah, it's going to be sticky.
It's going to get caught.
Ah, you're going to die too.
What?
You're going to die!
No, really.
It's hard work.
It's no good.
What does your waist hurt from?
I don't know.
Maybe you use it too much.
I don't use my waist much.
What? What?
Tuna?
That's right.
You eat tuna?
I eat tuna.
Really?
Yes.
She also eats tuna.
We are both tuna.
My girlfriend is super tuna.
What did you say?
Why are you angry?
I don't like it.
But I know you are a little angry.
It's like you were prepared for it.
She says it's not enough candy.
It's not enough candy?
Well, well, well.
But you don't think it's a lie?
What?
That there is no more tuna?
Tuna?
It's definitely not a lie.
I know it!
It's not a lie.
Then call me and tell me what you want me to say.
Can I say it like this?
Don't say it if you don't want me to say it.
I want to say it!
You will die.
You will die!
You will die.
It's okay.
I will kill you.
I will put you in a trunk and take you somewhere.
Well, well, Mr. Moguro.
I have a question for the youngest son of the Ultra Brothers.
What is the word that the father of the Ultra Brothers used to say to his sons every day?
Oh, I know it.
If you were the youngest son of the Ultra Brothers, would you call yourself "father"?
I am "father".
My father used to say it a lot.
My father was a strict man.
Would you call yourself "ultraman"?
What?
You look like you don't know what you are saying.
Would you call yourself "ultraman"?
Ah, "ultraman curry".
What is "ultraman curry"?
It can't be helped if you put it like that.
It can't be helped.
You didn't do it on TV, did you?
"ultraman curry"?
Yes.
Why didn't you do it?
It's hard to understand.
"ultraman curry" you said.
I was told "it's fine".
No, of course, the song people came.
You always do it like that.
You do it with a pencil case.
I do it with a pencil case.
Ah, I see.
Don't make a stupid face.
Do you do it with a pencil case?
No, I do it with a pencil case.
"Wow!" I say.
"Wow! The core is broken!" I say.
It's complicated, isn't it?
I don't know why.
It's not like TV.
Ah, I forgot the name.
I forgot it, but...
At that time...
The director told me.
It's not like TV, is it, curry?
"I'm sad!" I thought.
"Should I leave?" I thought.
It's like a joke shop.
Well, you know...
The boss kept telling me...
For the time being, he told me...
No matter what you do...
Yes.
You're not an ultraman!
He told me like that.
No matter what you do...
You're not an ultraman!
No matter what you do...
Well, I also...
When I fly...
In the wilderness...
I thought like that.
But it's not like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
For example, you know...
On the phone.
I'm on the phone like this.
Hey!
At home, right?
Hey!
I'm going to hit you!
I'm told like that.
I'm going to hit you!
Are you going to pay for it?
Hey, wait!
Some old man!
Hey! Hey!
Don't you pay for it yourself?
Where's the Ultra?
That's weird!
It makes me mad when you say that!
He must have hated you a lot.
Well, he might have hated me.
Because I was hiding my shoes.
That's not what an old man would do!
I'll look for it myself.
Hey, not again!
Look for it with the Ultra!
Oh, I know what you mean.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Hey, you! Stop it!
Who said that?
Curry!
Who said that?
My mother said it.
Oh, your mother said it?
She said, 'Curry is cute, too!'
What about you?
Your mother said it.
But I don't want him to see my underwear.
I'll say it clearly!
Actually, I have a question for Matsumoto-san,
who keeps running alone every year on 24-hour TV.
When Akai-san scored on 24-hour TV,
what did he do to get Japan involved in the turmoil of the typhoon?
Because comedy is about tension and conversation,
it brings up that much tension,
and if it's just a little tickling, it's over.
That's true.
Of course, of course.
Is there anything else?
Of course, there is!
Then let me say it.
First of all, let me say the NG words.
I usually don't say things like this.
Yeah, so don't say it. Don't say it.
No, don't say it.
Hey.
Huh?
Usually...
No, so don't say it.
No, no, no.
What I'm different from usual is,
that I dare say something that's not funny first.
No, so don't say it!
No, no, I'll say it.
I'll say it.
It's not funny before you say it.
First of all, you have to say 'this is definitely no good',
otherwise you won't be able to see the correct answer.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
Let's say 'no good'.
When you say 'Mr. Akai has just come back,'
you say 'pepperoncino!'
No good.
This is definitely no good.
But I think it's fine.
I was going to say it before I did it,
but I was told not to say it because I was laughed at.
Because of that swing.
Mr. Akai is correct.
You can't say 'pepperoncino!'
This is definitely no good.
You are correct.
Yes.
Then let's go.
Yes.
Goal.
Yes.
Doesn't 'goal' come up like this?
No, you have to do it from below.
From below.
Look, he's wearing a yellow T-shirt.
This is Budokan, right?
Yes.
Who is this?
Mr. Tokumitsu.
Yes, I understand.
Then...
OK!
Then, Mr. Akai.
It's been a while since I started drawing.
During the talk, depending on the audience...
Five seconds!
Four, three, two, one...
Ah! Mr. Akai has just arrived at this vineyard!
Now, Mr. Akai, who has successfully completed his 100km journey!
Your T-shirt is yellow!
This is...
NG!
It's not NG!
This is no good!
Of course it's no good!
I was surprised!
I was surprised too!
I really thought it was heavy!
Ah, I see!
There's no way!
Sorry, sorry!
I really thought it was heavy!
There's no way!
Your T-shirt is yellow every year!
It's yellow!
I really thought it was heavy!
Who was that?
It was me!
Ah, I'm sorry!
I really thought it was heavy!
Ah, I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Everyone, apologize!
I'm really sorry!
Apologize properly!
I'm sorry!
That's...
That's enough!
Go back!
Masumoto-san, your legs are heavy. Are you okay?
No, no, no. I'm totally fine.
Are you ready?
Huh?
Akai-san, are you ready?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
There's a weird guy here.
I can't do it.
Which one? Which one?
The one who keeps kicking me from behind.
Liar!
This is not good.
What's not good?
This is not good.
What's not good?
I can't do it in a better situation.
No, no, no. It's okay.
Of course, I've decided on a story.
Oh, really?
Just...
Don't kick me!
I'm begging you.
My knees hurt like they're about to explode.
Oh, you!
Wait a minute.
I'm going to get sunburned in front of the camera.
Wait a minute!
I'm begging you.
Just...
Don't kick me.
Just...
She's going to change into a swimsuit.
Yes, please.
Are you okay?
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes.
Please.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
What's wrong?
It's okay, it's okay.
Does your stomach hurt?
No, my stomach hurts.
My stomach hurts, but...
Don't say things like middle school students.
Oh, I tripped.
Who did it?
I tripped.
I was treated like a transfer student.
What?
I was treated like a transfer student.
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