AISubs v3.5
It's hot these days, so I want to do something cool.
But it's a sub-sub contest.
It's cool in a different way.
This is innovative. I think it's a TV development.
Let's do this cold stuff. Let's enjoy the cold stuff.
Can you enjoy it?
Let's show them what we've got.
Let's go!
(music)
I've been watching him a lot since before.
(music)
A crowd of people is carrying happiness.
Is this a self voice?
Is it a real voice?
(music)
This length is still cold.
(music)
Sing a song on TV.
(music)
What?
(music)
It's so cold.
(music)
You're the best.
(music)
Let's start with this.
Yes.
You're the best.
I'm an intelligent person.
(laughter)
I don't know if you remember the lines.
(laughter)
Let's make it cold.
The second one.
(music)
(laughter)
Is this enough?
"Short Cut" No. 1
"Ultraman"!
Gaoh! Gaoh!
Ah! A monster!
Someone! Everyone!
Match! Help me!
Someone!
(laughter)
"Ultraman"!
Please! Match! Everyone!
Defeat the monster!
Leave it to me!
Ah!
Who are you?!
Calm down, calm down.
Hey, hey!
How many times are you going to do this?!
Date!
I'm not doing it yet!
You're late! I've been waiting for you!
Sorry for the wait!
Did you wait?
Just a little!
But you're always late!
I'm sorry!
That's not good!
I'm sorry!
Today, I've reserved a restaurant for you!
A restaurant?
Yes!
Got it?
Well, shall we go?
Yes!
Ah! Wait, wait, wait!
What?
Look!
Ah! My arm!
I'm sorry!
Look!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm sorry!
I know, I know!
You know, right?
Hold my arm properly!
Yes!
Well, shall we go?
Yes!
Hey!
Ah! Wait a minute!
Get out of my way!
I'm sorry!
It doesn't hurt at all!
I'm sorry!
Get out of my way!
Huh?!
But...
Huh?!
I'm sorry!
Date me already!
Get out of my way!
I know, right?
Huh?!
I know, right?
Hold me properly!
Let's go comfortably!
Let's do it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Well...
Let's go?
Yes!
Well, shall we go?
Yes!
Okay!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Suzuki was pretty cold!
I mean, I just opened the curtain and came out and walked two steps, and I didn't feel that cold!
I thought, "Oh, no!"
I walked one, two steps, and I thought, "Oh, no!"
I thought, "Oh, no!"
Yes, Suzuki was cold just by coming out.
That's amazing!
Yes.
Here's the third song!
Here's the fourth song!
Here you go!
Yes!
Shit!
What the hell is this?
It's laughing!
You didn't call me.
Thank you for waiting.
This is terrible!
This is...
This is not good.
There are good guys and bad guys.
We should do Jimmy Soo too.
What was it just now?
That was...
This is too much.
Too hard.
Let's go!
How about this?
This is a hot topic on the Internet.
Who is this?
It is a mouse bird's favorite man.
The mouse bird crushes even the mouse's spine.
Here, like this, it's a cooperation.
Let's have him do it.
Here you go, my beloved mouse and chicken!
Now, let me explain.
First of all...
Mouse, mouse, mouse!
This is soda water.
It's quite normal soda water.
In here...
Now, like this...
Soda water is quite hard.
In here...
You put your head in...
And you want to open your eyes.
Let's have him do it!
Look closely!
Now, let's have him open his eyes!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's continue!
This is sauce!
Mouse, please open your eyes!
Now, let's continue!
Now, he's opening his eyes!
He's opening his eyes!
Now, let's continue!
Thank you very much!
This is intense!
How was it?
This is really bad!
What's bad about it?!
Something...
Something bit me!
Something important!
I know! I know!
Something important is gone!
That's right!
This is the last one!
Mr. Takasumi, please!
Hurry up and open your eyes!
I can't go on like this. I can't go on like this!
I have to do something!
At a time like this...
If only Takasu Robo were here...
Oh, there he is!
Takasu Robo!
It's still cold out here.
Yeah, it really is.
It's been a while.
He's not coming out again.
Gashin! Gashin! Gashin! Gashin! Gashin!
What is it, Master?
Gashin! Gashin!
You're not cold, you're funny!
Robo! Robo, kick!
Gashin! Gashin! Gashin!
Kick! Punch!
That's what you do when you're young.
It's a punch, Robo!
See?
Okay, show him your face!
Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm the only one who knows.
Gashin! Gashin! Gashin!
Wow, he's pretty stubborn.
He's pretty stubborn.
Alright!
Okay, Robo!
What's up, Robo?!
The president ran away!
Huh?!
Thank you, Robo!
It's hot!
Wow, wow, wow!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
- What a short-lived person you are today. - I know, right?
- And you did that in the opening, too. - Yes, yes.
- Come on... - You'll make me laugh, right?
Today's opening was terrible.
- You finally ate that forbidden fruit. - Yeah...
I wish I could do it on TV.
- Anyway... - Yeah.
- What should we do? - Right? - Yeah.
Damn it...
- Everyone is watching you, right? - No way!
No way!
- Who are you talking about? - No, no, no...
- Come on! - No one is watching me.
- Even Hanahosetan is watching you! - No, no, no...
You used to be called "bingo lady".
But now that I think of it, I was only watching you.
It's the same as that.
Only you were watching me!
- Everyone was watching you! - What were you watching?
- Everyone was watching you! - Look!
I just happened to be watching you! What were you watching?
- You didn't say it right away! - I didn't say it!
You kicked me! You kicked me!
"I want to watch 'downtown'", "I want to watch 'downtown'" you say,
but in those words, I still want to watch it.
To be frank, I'm not James Dean.
You...
I don't like that kind of mojalla!
Right? The theme is "reasonless rebellion", isn't it?
- After all, I'm a homebody. - What are you saying?
I'm a homebody who challenges anyone.
- But that's fine. - Is it?
- No, it's fine. - I see.
- It's still hot, though. - Right?
The other day, I went out to eat ramen.
- I was a little pissed off, but... - I heard about it.
In my opinion, people think of me as a bad guy.
- Right? - I know that.
Even if it looks like it, I have a strong sense of justice.
It may not look like it, but I always wear a cape.
- In your heart? - In my heart, I always wear a cape.
- I see. You're cool! - I'm a cool human being.
- Right? Justice, right? - Justice. A man called "the justice".
Sometimes, you know, when you go to a ramen shop,
you go there and say, "What's wrong with me?
I've finished eating, but I'm smoking and talking. I can't stand it anymore!"
- I see. - "Don't wait for me outside!"
Right? If you've finished eating, go outside and smoke!
- I can't stand it anymore! - I don't know.
- Do you understand? - I understand.
- I can't stand it anymore! - Right.
Now, let's talk about this further.
What's your specialty? Laver and stuff like that, right?
Kansai's laver.
You've been listening to that lately, haven't you?
You know, I'm usually the type of person who doesn't eat women's ramen.
Women are...
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Women are...
Well, I heard about it.
I'm sorry.
Women make ramen for themselves, right?
That's what I'm talking about!
Make it easy for me to eat!
Is that something you can say directly to your mother?!
You're making soup and noodles here, aren't you?!
I'm in a hurry.
You're in a hurry and you're making ramen for yourself?!
That's enough!
Then you should eat baby starfish at home!
I'm not a baby starfish!
When I entered the room, there were a lot of seats full of people and I couldn't sit down.
You're finished eating and you can't stand up?!
Oh, go ahead.
I'm going out.
You can't believe you didn't do it.
There's nowhere for me to sit.
But you've already finished eating.
The color of your chopsticks has changed.
It's a little dark.
You're sitting in front of my table.
Anyone can see it.
You're sitting there staring at me.
You're talking like that, right?
I don't know about this.
If you're wearing a cape, you can't go.
I don't have a cape.
For example, you're driving and you smell like cigarettes, right?
I don't think it's bad at all.
You have an ashtray, don't you?
No, when there were a lot of ashtrays.
I don't think it's bad manners at all.
My justice is a little distorted.
It's so red! Take off your cape!
It's so red!
It smells like cigarettes and it burns.
It's like a god.
It returns to earth.
It depends on the place.
But I can't forgive the smell of an ashtray.
Do you think this is an ashtray of the juice you drank while you were driving?
I do, I do, I do.
I do.
I wonder if I have wings.
No, no.
Even if you swing one or two, you can't reach the mountain.
I don't know about that, either.
I don't know about that, but when you stop at a traffic light, you pick it up and put it down.
Ah!
But that's...
What is it?
I do that sometimes.
Ashtrays aren't supposed to be noisy.
I know!
There are two big reasons why you shouldn't throw an ashtray.
One is that it's dangerous and the other is that it becomes garbage.
Yes, that's right.
Even if you put it down, it will still do you harm.
So, if you want to be forgiven, you should put it in the place where your old friend died on his bike.
That's...
That's the only reason.
And your keys, too.
Matsumoto-san's father and Kayama Yuzo-san were very close.
During the summer vacation, they would often go to a Hawaiian restaurant with their family.
Please tell me what it was like.
You know a lot about it, don't you?
Your father...
My younger uncle and my friend...
Um...
I think he was the youngest son of Erekki.
Your father...
Yes, my father.
He was an actor, wasn't he?
He was an actor, my father.
Didn't I tell you?
My father said I was a fake talent.
Didn't you know?
He said I was a fake talent.
What's wrong with you?
Don't say "punyupunyu"!
What's your name?
What?
You didn't say your real name, did you?
I don't know you at all.
Um... well, look at this. I think I put it in the video.
My younger uncle Erekki.
"Matsumoto Joichi (newcomer)".
But...
I don't know if it's like that, but...
It kind of feels like "Tamedoshi" when you write about your best friend and stuff like that.
No, but at the time of my father's audition...
Since then, most of Yuzo Kayama's shows, dramas, and movies have been released.
No, I'm asking you to tell me about his villa in Hawaii. What kind of villa was it?
What do you want me to say?!
What kind of villa was Yuzo Kayama's villa like back in the day?
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Yeah, spit it out.
The number of rooms was twenty-six.
That's really, really wide!
That's right.
What are you talking about?
You just remembered!
Ah, that's right, that's right!
You're following your memories!
That's right! Sorry, sorry.
Twenty-seven?
I'll tell you what it was like. Twenty-six.
Twenty-six?
That was only an accordion, so twenty-six.
That's not fair!
A living room...
Which one was bigger?
But I think it was about thirty square meters.
Thirty square meters?!
It was a big living room about thirty square meters.
A big living room?!
My dad and Yuzo Kayama used to fight in that living room about thirty square meters.
Is there a reason for that?
Well, I think it was probably because of the accordion.
No, Yuu-chan, you said something about the accordion not being funny.
Why is it not funny?!
Like, what did you say at the barbeque party?!
Yeah!
You said, "If it's like that, put it down!"
You said, "Put the sauce down!"
Well, it doesn't matter.
It's not sauce.
You were about to put it down!
You put it down!
And you said, "Put it down!"
Yeah!
And your wife came up and said...
Excuse me, ma'am... ma'am, my dad...
Your first wife?
Ma'am...
Say you're sorry.
"Say you're sorry" is fine, but...
We were together during summer holidays...
We were playing Mongolian sumo...
It's complicated
Take sumo
When I was a kid, I used to tell my parents...
Mongolian sumo is complicated
"Play sumo" is fine, right?
When he was a university student...
He decided to stay in a hospital for over one hundred days...
Aren't you in high school?
No, no, no... I'm in college, I'm in college...
Which university are you in?
Don't call me "are you in college?" I'm in college all the time!
You can't be in college all the time! You're such a human being...
Which university do you know of?
In Kansai...
Yeah, yeah...
Kyodai...
Ah, Kyodai, you're in college!
Kandai...
Ah, you're in college!
Kandai...
Ah, you're in college!
What should I do?
Ah, you're not in college!
Kyoto Industrial University...
You said that!
I didn't say it!
You didn't say it!
I didn't say it!
Well, you're almost there, you're almost there...
Well, well, it's fine...
Yes, yes...
Mr. Matsumoto, who decided to stay in a hospital for over one hundred days...
Yes, yes...
Please tell me how you open the door when you have an interview...
Usually, you just open it and say "excuse me"...
I haven't done it before... I haven't been interviewed before...
You haven't been interviewed before?!
No...
I'm amazing...
I always have a very good impression...
Do you have an impression that you agree with it?
Well...
There's probably at least one company that has such an impression...
But usually, people don't agree with it...
Even if you agree with it...
No, no, no...
When you go home, you can hear it...
But you can't tell if it's an impression you agree with...
You can't tell if it's an impression you agree with...
Please tell me how you open the door...
Is it an interview?
Yes...
Well...
Please come with me...
Excuse me...
This is the worst...
Mr. Onobori...
Am I doing something like this?!
I could see the camera...
The city is angry...
What should I do in the beginning?
Please come in...
Yes...
Thank you...
Hey! You shut me up!
You shut me up!
I have to do my best!
It's good to do it naturally.
I don't like to dress up.
I like to do it naturally.
I can do it like that.
For example, you say "please hang it up", right?
Please hang it up.
I don't usually do it like that.
I see...
What's wrong?
No, I mean... I don't mind doing it like this.
Hey! What are you saying?
I don't know...
Sometimes I want to eat this skin.
Even if you say you want to eat it...
Sometimes you want to eat it, don't you?
I usually do it with my mouth open, but I can't reach it.
If you do it like that, it's good.
I'm wearing a suit and you're looking at me like this...
Look... I'm flying away.