AISubs v3.5
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Do you have any ideas for a new game?
Can you come up with a new game for this show?
Sure.
What should we do? What do you have?
What do you have?
For now, shall we start with rock-paper-scissors?
Okay.
Rock-paper-scissors.
And only rock can win.
No one can come up with an idea!
You want to win, don't you?
What do you want me to do?
You're hot-tempered.
What?
No, no, it's weird that only rock can win.
I see, I see.
So, first of all, we should turn the game around, right?
Oh, turn the game around, yes.
Why do you say that?
Turn the game around, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You win.
I win, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Excuse me, but can you tell me the rules of the game?
What? What?
It's not funny at all!
What is this?
So, first of all, we should turn the game around, right?
That's right.
Isn't it?
That's right.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Um...
Rock-paper-scissors, right?
So you will either win or lose, right?
Yes, yes.
And I will say "pa" or "se".
Right?
OK.
And you know what? I can't say "I won!" here.
And if I say "I won!", you should say "You should say that!"
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
Do you understand?
If you don't say "I won!", the game will continue.
What are you talking about?
I said what are you talking about?
Do you want to do it?
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won!
Are you going to do it like that?
You can't do it like that.
What if we do it again and again?
Again and again?
Let's do it again and again.
But you can say it when you don't say it, right?
Let's decide that.
Why don't you say it?
Don't you say it?
I won't say it.
OK.
I don't think you can do it like that.
You don't think you can do it like that?
You can't do it like that?
Let's do it like this.
OK.
Let's decide.
Wait!
You can't do it like that.
Wait! I did it like this!
You can't do it like that.
Let's do it!
I can do it!
OK. I understand.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won!
Are you going to do it like that?
Rock-paper-scissors!
You can't say it!
You can't say it when you don't say it, right?
That's right.
Rock-paper-scissors!
You can't say it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You can't say it!
What do you think?
It's worse than I expected.
I'm surprised.
Let's play with faces.
What kind of faces?
The faces I told you about.
Show me.
This shop...
Is it that long?
No, it's not.
This shop...
I didn't think it was good.
So I couldn't go in.
It was next door to my house.
So I couldn't go in.
So I couldn't go in. So I went in and ate it and it was pretty good.
That's what you're good at, isn't it?
No, no, no.
You've done that before.
Do it!
And that face, that face.
Yes, please.
Are you doing it all from the beginning?
Is it okay to just do the face?
You did it from the beginning, so I'll do it from the beginning, too.
Just that face.
I'll do it now.
I'll only eat that face.
Ready, go!
It's totally different.
It's not coming out!
That's a regular face!
A regular face always says it's good.
It's totally different.
I'm sorry.
It's totally different.
The second one?
I'll only eat the face.
Oh, me?
Yes.
Five seconds to go. Four, three, two, one.
That's...
That's the face you make when you see something!
Hey!
That's a perfect score!
That's not the face you make when you eat something!
No, no, no.
Then I'll do it like you do for your parents.
Like you do for your parents.
You're an experienced actor.
A regular face?
Don't shake it like that!
No, I don't need it!
I don't need it!
Let me do it like I do in a play!
No, you can't!
You can't do that!
Ready, go!
Ah!
You can't say "ah"!
You shouldn't say "ah"
Please
5 seconds before
3, 2, 1, go!
It's like a parent's sex! I can't accept it!
In the round part of my nose...
...there's a 100 million yen insurance.
The other day, I thought that nobody was there and I was cleaning my nose and all of a sudden someone came in and did something cool.
I was cleaning my nose and all of a sudden someone came in and did something cool.
Mr. Matsumoto, please tell us how you clean your nose.
I clean my nose, right?
You clean it, right?
There are times when you put your finger in it, right?
There are.
I get angry and put my finger in it.
What's with this round thing inside?
There's something round about it!
You put your finger in it that much?
It's like it's spinning.
It's scary!
I say "ah" and it should have come off but...
...it's like "fruppum fruppum"
It's like that.
It's like it's stuck in your nose and it comes out like this.
It's like it's stuck in your nose!
You're good! You said it!
Why? Why did you just...
No, no...
You shouldn't make fun of your partner like that.
Can you tell us how you deceive people?
A cool way of deceiving people.
A cool way of deceiving people?
Shall I teach you a cool way of deceiving people?
Please do.
For example, like I said earlier in the car...
...you're at the traffic light and you say "gaah!" and you do it like this.
Right?
If you look at it like that...
...the guy next to you will be like "gaah!" and look at you like that.
That's not good.
It's not good.
In that case, you can't do it.
Let's open the window for you.
It will be easier for you to see.
Open it wide.
Let's say it clearly.
I didn't steal your nose.
Don't bite me.
That's a cool way of deceiving.
That's right.
I'm not deceiving you. I'm saying it clearly.
In that case...
You stole my nose.
You shouldn't have said it.
You shouldn't have made me think you didn't do it.
I know. I know.
You shouldn't have said it.
You should have opened it wide and said "what is this?"
You should have put it in here.
You put it in there by yourself.
Oh, is that so?
That's the worst...
This guy...
That's terrible.
He's like a prince.
I don't know how to say "audition" in a funny way.
I have a question for Matsumoto, the mother of Mikon.
How painful and difficult is it to have a child?
How does it feel like? Please tell me in detail.
Well, I think that having one person born is a fierce thing.
Fierce?
Do you know what I mean?
And that child will have a difficult life from now on.
There are a lot of painful things in life.
In order for the mother to be comforted even a little bit, she is receiving that pain.
Can you tell me how painful it is?
There is a lizard.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Lizard.
What?
Lizard.
There is a lizard like this.
I was told that there is a lizard like this.
There is no lizard.
No, monkey?
There is a big lizard like this.
For example, you are camping and you see a lizard coming down a mountain road.
"Gun!" It will come down.
It will come down in a second.
"Aogan!" It is a big lizard.
"Gun!" It will come down.
Moreover, why don't you kick people like this?
Well, it doesn't start with such a story.
It's like you were cut sideways.
It doesn't hurt that much.
I don't know such an example.
Even if you say you don't know it, I think it will make it easier for you to understand.
Oh, is that so?
Hmm, that's difficult.
What are you doing?
You have a cutter, right?
Oh, this is good.
What is "cutter"?
A cutter knife.
Oh, I see.
It's like this, right?
Oh, it's good.
It's more double-edged.
I see. It will be easier to understand.
Oh, you're right.
You have a cutter, right?
You use the cutter knife like "gata gata gata gata gata gata"... and you put out everything.
Yes, yes, yes.
You see?
The lizard...
It's not painful, it's scary!
That's how I feel every day.
What do you mean? Ah, you're saying it's scary?
Scary, scary.
Ah, you're saying it's scary, right?
In front of you...
It makes me nervous.
You put out your shoulder and...
I'm telling you about the pain while you're doing it.
Give me an example.
Ah, this is painful!
Give me an example!
Ah, this is painful!
Painful?!
This is painful!
Because for me, it's especially painful!
There's nothing wrong with it! It's the best!
It's a monster!
A child...
It's a monster.
In a way, it's a monster.
Hey!
What do you mean, it's painful?!
Hey!
That's an elementary school student!
That pain is like...
An old man in an ironworks...
Yeah.
He's been whipped.
It's really easy!
You're the ones who are noisy, aren't you?!
Look, you're whipping me too!
Take it!
You're holding an ironworks old man and you say you're noisy?!
Hey, don't come over here!