AISubs v3.5
The same dressing room as always.
Downtown and stop once for a calm conversation.
But today, I have a bad feeling about this.
His BMW has stopped.
Where is he going?
His BMW has stopped.
You guys are pathetic.
Where have you been?
I've been here all the time.
When did you leave?
You came right away and helped me.
You guys are so lame.
You shouldn't have sung that song.
I shouldn't have sung that song.
It's because BMW isn't closed and I'm bad.
It's because I apologized.
Why did you apologize?
It's because I'm bad.
Why did you apologize?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
He's just saying he's scared.
That's enough.
Stop it, Masaki.
Stop it.
Apologize.
Stop it.
What's wrong with you, Okamoto?
I'm going to teach you how to hangar today.
What?
Okamoto, the relief instructor and manager, is angry again.
"Hangar Lesson 48".
This program is sponsored by...
I'm going to do it now.
But first, you...
What? Why me?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Break the balloon.
Break the balloon?
And now...
Break the balloon.
Who are you?
You can't break the screen like that.
Partner.
What do you mean "partner"?
I'm really determined.
What do you mean "partner"?
What do you want?
Hey you, lift your head up.
Yes.
I'll show you something.
You're fatter than Hong Kong.
You have a different name.
But I'm hungry now.
Okamoto has changed.
Next.
I'll show you how to do it.
Slowly.
I'll make it easy for you to understand.
Are you ok?
I'm scared.
Next, I'll show you how to use a gun.
I don't have a gun.
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'll show you a quick trick.
I think you can do it.
I'll do it at the same speed.
My heart said it!
I'll show you this.
You know that, don't you?
It's a stigma.
No, I don't know.
You're being attacked by an octopus.
I'm going to help you.
Hold a hanger.
Hold it and beat me?
- Beat me with a hanger? - Yes.
That's cool!
You're anchoring in the water.
You're really high up, aren't you?
I don't know if it's an octopus floating in water or not, or if it's water or not.
- I'm standing here. - Oh, you're standing here.
Why do you turn your back sometimes?
- Who tied you up? - Octopus.
- Octopus tied you up? - Octopus tied me up.
I'll go and get it.
- What's wrong with you? - You're confusing me.
- Why? - You're confusing me.
- Why did you come in from there? - It's too far.
- It's too far? - It's too far for a beauty like you.
- Can I go now? - Yes, please.
You're passing in front of me.
- Where's the hanger? - Where's the hanger?
You're confusing me.
- Hey, hey! - Hey, hey!
- Hey, where's the hanger? - Where's the hanger?
- Hanger's over there. - You're the ones who hung me up.
- You're the ones who hurt me. - You're the ones who hurt me.
- Hey! - Hey!
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
Hangers are tough to use.
What's with you?
- You're funny. - You're funny.
- Why did you hang me up?
- I got you.
What's with that face?
Okay, everyone out of the way!
Let's go?
Yeah.
I don't know what we're doing.
I don't know either.
Today's concert was awful.
The worst.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I had a headache last night.
Oh, did you?
I thought I was going to die.
Oh, that can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
Because you woke up because you had a headache last night.
I have a weird headache.
What?
I have a weird headache.
The other day?
No, the other day.
I have a weird headache.
Oh, you have a weird headache.
You can tell when it's raining.
Yes, you can tell.
It's been raining for about three days now.
That's right.
So you've always had a headache?
No.
What you're saying and what you're doing are completely different.
You sound like you're about to die.
Well, let's get to the point.
You're fast!
What's fast about it?
You know about my headache, don't you?
You don't have a headache.
You just got out of the opening and you're already here.
Oh, is that so?
The other day, I had a fight.
It's been a while.
With who?
Um...
Are you a member of the video?
Yes, I am.
Do you have your own house?
Of course I do.
Do you write your address?
Of course I do.
Do you write your phone number?
I write my office number and phone number.
That's right.
You can't write it.
I know you're a talent.
But...
There are some people who say "I don't need an address" even in the video.
Yes, there are.
That's enough.
That's right.
Your reputation is ruined.
That's right.
You don't have to run away.
I was very angry at that time.
Your jaw is distorted.
You're the only one who said that.
Well...
Please listen to me.
I'm a...
I'm a talent.
Even if it's 2,900 yen...
Who says it's 2,900 yen?
Right?
Well...
Of course I'm an amateur.
But I can write everything.
What's wrong with you?
And I became a member of Yamazaki.
And I got Yamazaki's cultural heritage.
Isn't it good?
It's good, isn't it?
And then...
I...
You...
No, no, no.
If you give it to me...
Wait a minute, you idiot.
Yes, yes.
You idiot.
You're doing it.
Yes, yes.
What did you say?
I'm not who you think I am.
Yes, yes.
So I can't give it to you.
Oh, my.
I came here like this.
Good for you.
You must be hungry.
Yes.
I came here like this.
Yes.
Wait a minute!
Yes.
Why don't you know that I'm not Yamazaki?
What is it?
I know about you.
What is it?!
By the way, I know about you. What is it?!
You?! See, it's fine!
After all, the reason I can't reveal myself is because there is a possibility that I might run away.
That's right, that's right.
But my face is already exposed and I know that I'm not Yamazaki.
If I may say more, I'm Yamazaki's talent.
You probably know about Yamazaki too, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
What?!
You know about me and you know about Yamazaki too, don't you?!
Yes, yes.
Then why are you making a fuss?!
Damn it!
Besides, there are so many bad-looking guys in the store!
There's nothing bad about it!
I'm going to throw a coin and...
I'm going to throw it!
That's a little immature, isn't it?!
That's how it came out.
Yes, it's already been 33 years.
Even when it comes out, it's a little annoying!
Why?
The latest automatic door is like this, isn't it?!
The timing is bad!
Is anyone there?!
Why?!
What should I do?!
Get out! Get out!
Get out!
How can I open the door and close it?!
Is anyone there?!
What's with you?!
Did you stop properly?!
You're lying a little now.
What's with you?!
You're lying a little now!
If you say it in detail, I think it's more fun over there.
That's right.
Right?! But... But...
What?!
"But... But..." song?!
No, no... That's not it...
That's strange!
Even your part-time job is like that!
Even if you say it like that, it's like you're smiling a little.
You're smiling! You're smiling!
You're smiling, aren't you?!
Can you tell me where you live?!
It's a little funny.
It's a little funny!
Even if you look at different stores like this...
What's with you?!
You're lying! You're lying!
Oh, you're saying I'm like you now?
You're lying!
I'm really angry now.
I'm angry too.
Even if you go shopping...
If you buy something big and order it, you'll be delivered, right?!
Eh, what? What do you buy when you buy something big?
What do you buy when you buy something big?
Do you buy something expensive?
It's not expensive!
Eh?!
It's really cheap and it's big!
Is that even possible?!
It is!
What is "very cheap and big"?
Umm...
Do you buy penny knives?
What am I supposed to do with a penny knife?!
Even at times like that, you don't buy a gun or anything.
Ah, you don't buy it.
It's painful.
But you won't bring it even if you don't buy it, right?
That's right, you won't bring it even if you don't buy it, but...
I've bought a phone once in the past too.
Ah, is that so?
From a woman who works there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Eh, let's play" or something like that?
Well, that's how it is.
Wow!
Right?!
Then, do you want to play?
Sure!
Eh?!
Wait a minute!
Have a bite! Have a bite!
No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
How can you say that?!
Eh, what about the past?
How did you bring all of the things you have at home now?
Well, I can't say that, but...
Why don't you do it like that?!
No, no, no!
Rattle, rattle, rattle!
Can't you write your address?!
Put it in there and do it like that!
You end up making things you can take home with you.
This is the sad part of being a talent.
For example, even if you want a sofa like this one, you have to put up with it so you can take it home with you...
...and you end up buying a sofa like this one.
It's like that!
No, no, no!
That's weak!
Why?
Why did you cut it all the way to the bottom?
What?
TV remote control.
Why did you put it in there?
Because it's small.
It's really hard.
If you say that, what are you going to do with the money?
I can't eat pizza anymore.
But you've been ordering it many times, haven't you?
Yes.
You should have eaten it.
I shouldn't have eaten it. It's already exposed.
You like it with herbs in the middle, don't you?
It tastes different.
I feel like I've gained something.
You like it, don't you?
You eat it a lot, don't you?
You...
It's funny.
What you're saying and what you're doing are different, aren't they?
I remember the delivery.
When you brought the delivery, you sang for sure.
I can't say it anymore.
You couldn't dance.
You couldn't dance at all and you didn't look like Kato Go either.
There are only seven of you.
Who?
You brought the delivery.
The other day, you were on live TV until morning and it was funny.
Until morning?
Yes, yes, yes.
You know...
The two of you...
Yes.
You obviously look alike.
Yes, yes, yes.
You look alike and you argue with each other.
You admit each other.
It's crazy.
You look alike.
You look alike for sure.
You two look alike.
Do you think you look alike?
And do you know you look alike and you know you look alike?
No, but...
If you look alike, you'll know.
It's funny, isn't it?
Matsumoto-san, you look like you don't look alike.
What are the other five of you doing now?
You're all growing up, aren't you?
Yes.
I'm the oldest, you know.
I'm the youngest.
There are five more of you.
First of all, you're all girls.
Girls?!
But you're not all men.
One, two, three girls.
I don't like it when you say "two".
One, two, three girls. Four, five girls.
Why?
What are the other five of you doing?
We're all doing "kichou".
What? "kichou"?
What? What are you talking about?
We're all doing "kichou", aren't we?
Are you all the same age?
It's difficult.
Yes, we're all the same age.
But there are five more of you who are 33 years old.
That's right.
You're all doing "kichou"?
We're all doing "kichou".
What's that?
"Yotsushi".
Say it in order, you!
Why did you say "yotsushi" first?
"Yotsushi" was best, wasn't it?
Hey, go home!
Well, it's fine.
Hey, you're the younger brother...
No, you're the older brother.
Oh, you mean me?
Yes, you.
Well, I don't know if it's because of my family background,
but everyone in Elamon has their own talents.
I see, I see.
And I'm following in their footsteps.
So, what are you two doing?
Huh?
What are you two doing?
Well, we're... well, we're just hanging out.
No, you can't!
You're not a high school student!
Your way of doing things is at your peak.
What?!
I don't want you two to talk about it too much.
That's because it's the first time I'm hearing it.
Sorry!
Don't talk about us too much in Matsumoto family.
Okay, I got it.
Don't say it out loud.
I got it.
Who's next?
Mitsuko.
Mitsuko?
Mitsuko is my father.
You're not married yet?
I'm turning on door mode.
Well, that's only when you get an order.
What?
You're not married yet?
I'm not married yet.
Where do you spend your weekends?
Well, I don't know where, but I spend it in the sun.
Sun?
Sun.
In the sun.
In the sun?!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I turn on door mode in the sun.
If you announced it!
No, no, you shouldn't do it in the sun!
Everyone will jump out of the car!
No, you shouldn't do it in the sun!
You shouldn't do it in the sun!
You're selfish!
Oh, I was turning it off.
No, it's not off or off!
Mitsuko is doing it in the sun.
Yotsushi...
Oh, Yotsushi is a pilot.
Yotsushi is a pilot.
Who's next?
It's me.
Wow, you're amazing now.
Next time...
Oh, I shouldn't say it like this?
Next time, let's do it in Atlanta.
In a sushi restaurant, you order in order and you know what to eat first.
Right?
In a sushi restaurant you go for the first time, in order not to be looked down upon, what should you order first?
Do you want sushi?
Well, sometimes I do.
Oh, only sometimes?
No.
I like sushi quite a lot.
Eat this sushi!
I'll eat whatever you eat.
Oh, you'll eat whatever I eat.
Yes, yes, welcome!
For now, octopus.
Oh...
That's a new herb.
Let's go with fatty tuna first.
Yes.
You know, sushi is like martial arts.
It's definitely different.
Welcome! What will you have?
When you say "kaaaan!"
When you say "kaaaan!", it comes like this.
At that moment you say "octopus!"
Octopus!
When you say "octopus" with technique...
Octopus!
That's not good.
Octopus!
What kind of attack is that?!
Octopus!
"Octopus!" means that I did it too!
Finally!
What do we do next?!
Dig it in the rope!
Why?!
We have another order!
Dig it in the rope?!
What did you order?!
Octopus!
Yes, we dug it in the rope!
It's back!
Octopus!
Is that something a masked wrestler would do?!
Why?!
You dug it in the rope and now you're taking it?!
You're just doing it on your own!
I'm not a thief!
If you're a stubborn old man, get angry!
What's with you?!
What are you doing?!
I'm not a thief!
You dug it in the rope and now you're taking it?!
What did you order?!
When it came back...
What?!
Octopus!
This is...
This is surprising!
What do you want me to do?
Now, this is where it gets difficult.
This is where it gets difficult.
I'm already scared of him.
I've never thought of it twice.
Of course.
I think he's pretty good at sushi.
I'm scared of him.
I'm going to bite him completely here.
I see.
What's the third one?
I'm asking you.
The time is up!
No, it's not!
It's not?
It's raw!
It's impossible.
It's impossible!
Next...
It's raw!
Present corner!
What is it?
Hunger, goldfish, chicken.
What's with you?
Ow, ow, ow!
What?
What kind of play is this?
Ow, ow, ow!
He really got his shoulder out!
I'm scared!
You're scared?
Did you lose your shoulder again?
I'm going to fall in the water one more time.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous!
It's scary!
It's not going in.
It's not going in?
What?
It's not going in!
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