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In the first episode of Gaki no Tsugai Araen, I, Chiki Chiki Yamazaki, will draw a perfect picture!
Today, since I'm in charge of it, I'll be doing it!
Now, I'd like to introduce our guests!
Today's guest is Downtown!
You're a guest!
Hello.
I'm Yamazaki-san's guest.
You're a guest?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Please put a lot of money in your pockets!
Now, let's go!
Now, let me explain the rules!
Downtown will choose 15 panels with questions written on them and draw them!
And after drawing all of them, the elementary school girls will guess what they drew!
And as a bonus...
If you get 5 questions right, you get 100,000 yen!
And if you get 10 questions right, you get 50,000 yen!
And if you get 15 questions right, you get 100,000 yen!
This is from my pocket money!
Are you kidding me?
No, no, this is...
He's been saving up lately.
Do you have money?
I do.
It seems like you've been saving up lately.
Are you kidding me?
I do.
I have about 60 million yen, so I'm thinking of buying it.
Really?
Yes, it's just one.
Now, let's go!
This time...
We'll send it to you as a grant sponsor.
Number 2.
Number 2!
Devil!
I'll pick one, too.
Number 12.
Number 12!
Porsche!
Ah, I wanted to draw Porsche!
That's terrible!
You're laughing at someone else's pose!
I'm sorry!
It's not perfect anymore!
Matsumoto-san is finished!
Show us, Matsumoto-san!
That's terrible!
It's impossible!
Let's see! Hamamatsu-san is finished!
I bet on you, Hakuba-chan!
Let's continue!
Number 10!
A bag!
This is difficult!
A bag is difficult for me too!
Number 8!
I can't draw like this!
What is that?
Let's see Matsumoto-san's pose!
It's not good?
This is...
Let's see Hamamatsu-san's pose!
Hamamatsu-san's bag!
This is...
No, no...
Throw it away!
Hamamatsu-san's bag!
What is this?!
This is terrible!
This has sold well!
Really...
Where do you live?!
You're laughing a little, boy.
Your face is cute. Your face is cute, you know?
Next, Hamamatsu-san's bag is...
Hamamatsu-san's bag!
It's like this, right?
It's pretty good! And Hamamatsu-san's bag is...
Kento-san, you've made it simple!
Number 9!
Hamamatsu-san, number 9!
Ninja!
Oh! This is number 8!
This is number 8!
Number 1!
Number 4!
Hamamatsu-san's bag is...
Matsumatsu-san used to draw this when he was little.
No, he still draws it now.
Okay, let's see it!
It's Matsumatsu-san's lion dance!
You know what this is, right?
What is it?
Yes, this is wonderful!
What memories did you draw of this?
I drew it as I saw it.
So when he saw the bag, it looked like this?
So when Hamamatsu-san saw the bag, it looked like this?
No, it's not like that!
So when he saw the bag, it looked like this?
Okay, it's Hamamatsu-san's ninja!
But you know what this is, right?
Next up is Matsumatsu-san's Antonio Inoki!
Okay, it's Matsumatsu-san's Antonio Inoki!
It's quite a masterpiece!
First, it's Hamamatsu-san's bread bun!
It was a freebie!
This is scary!
Hamamatsu-san's bread bun!
This is...
This is scary!
This is nothing!
This is...
a slum guy's...
Let's continue, Hamamatsu-san!
Number 3!
This is good!
This is...
This is good!
This is...
This is a service, right?
Yes!
Number 6!
Number 5!
Number 7!
This is tough!
This is difficult...
This is it!
Huh? What was it again?
I think it's "go in and wait for it"
This is it!
Yes, going in is important!
Going in is...
I want to learn from that guy!
That's right!
He's black, so he's "go in and wait for it"
He's doing it perfectly!
It went in perfectly!
Even though you said it like that!
And now, Matsumatsu-san's...
This is too much!
Social movement!
"Mm-mm" is his voice
This is bad!
This is really bad!
No, this is a little...
Um...
I can't catch up...
I can't decide...
It's hard...
My head is going to fly off...
Here I go!
Hamada-san's "gun goddess"!
This is...
Half...
What is this?
His student uniform is cut in half...
Something is stuck in his head!
Finally, the last three!
The theme for Macchan is "dragon"!
What an artistic work!
And for Hamachan, there are two themes!
"Michael Jackson" and "gengoro"!
Shouldn't you write "my dad"?
It's not "gengoro"!
Then, for Hamazu-san...
It's "gengoro"!
Hey, you know...
I put it in the drain when it doesn't work.
This is the last one!
"Hamada Masashi" and "Michael Jackson"!
This is terrible!
What does it mean? I don't know.
It's a moonwalk.
Moonwalk?
Hey, look at me!
I'm wearing eye patch!
Is it eye patch?!
Now, let's welcome our guests!
Please come in!
And now, we have a girl who will help us out!
Hello!
What's your name?
Kashima Ayami.
Kashima Ayami-chan, you're 9 years old.
Yes.
What's your favorite talent?
Kimtac.
Kimtac, right?
Do you have a cool one?
Do you like Downtown-san?
Yes.
Which one do you like?
Hamada-san
Yes!
Do you have a cool one?
Ladies and gentlemen...
So far, it's been "Hair Style Ga".
Is it over?
For now, it's over.
Hey, isn't it fine?
Just because I said "Hair Style Ga" doesn't mean there will be such a reaction.
I'm confused by what I said.
Is it over?
Even though you finished one job, you said "****" and finished it.
You shouldn't say things like that.
Suga-chan, I'm a producer here.
I was surprised last year.
Thank you very much for this year, grandma.
Hey, isn't a year's hard work "****"?
Really, thank you very much for this year.
What have you been up to this past year?
I've been troubled.
Is that so?
I'm sure you're still trying out different hairstyles like Hamadao from all over the country.
You're similar, aren't you?
I'm similar.
Yes, you're similar.
Yes, yes.
Face-revealing look.
No, but everyone's doing it!
Everyone's doing it!
That's good, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's hot.
Yamasaki was in the final episode.
Oh, it seems like it!
Yes, with Tono.
What?!
Think about it a little more, you!
He said one thing, but it was aired about five times.
I really don't know.
Is it a promotion?
He just said one thing.
Everyone's been talking about it for a while now.
He said one thing, but it was aired about five times.
I really don't know.
Yamasaki was doing it in "AMPM" too.
Face-revealing look!
He had a hot face, didn't he?
It was a normal, natural look.
Face-revealing look!
Isn't it that bad?
I hope they stop doing it.
Well, well, well...
Even for a man like me, it seems like you can save some money.
What an era Yamasaki is in!
Face-revealing look!
Wow, that's amazing!
I said, "Please follow me."
Where are you going?
He said, "To an adult's toy store."
That's amazing!
He said it like three times!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
And you said...
I'm not going back! I don't like that!
You said you'd go back to your hometown!
I really don't know about that.
I'm not the type of person to blame anyone.
Ah, I see.
Ah, this is something Hitoshi will be doing from now on.
Actually, there are already a lot of things Hitoshi will be doing.
Ah, really?
Hitoshi...
What will Hitoshi be doing?
Um... for example... something like this.
Why is this Hitoshi?
This... black shirt and jeans.
What's with you?!
Black shirt and jeans...
What's with you?! What's with Hamada?!
Ah, you're saying something about me wearing old jeans and stuff like that, aren't you?
"Aren't you?" You're the one who's saying it.
Amura!
Amura! You're just saying whatever you want!
There's already a lot of things from Hamada and Amura...
Um... what did you say?
Naoko Iijima's...
Ah, you wrote it recently!
Um... Nao...
Naora?
Is it something like "naora"?
It's something like that.
I don't know what "naora" is, though.
What kind of hairstyle it is.
Actually, I know what "Hitoshi" is.
"Hitoshi" is a look that shows your face!
But everyone's showing their faces!
"Kotoshi" is a look that shows your face!
But everyone's showing their faces!
Ah...
If you go beyond your limits, you won't need anything.
I'm weak-minded, you know.
Mr. Kazumo, you've left many famous quotes such as "go, go," "kitsui," and "buruu" in history.
Ah, yes, yes.
When you go on a moon travel and land on the moon, what do you say that will remain in history?
Well, in the end...
No matter what you say, it will remain in history.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, you know...
When you go on a moon travel and land on the moon, what do you say that will remain in history?
Yes.
Yes, it's terrible.
Who are you saying that to?
Are you saying that to me?
No, no, wait! Even if you say that, history will remain.
That's why you shouldn't say things like that.
I'm sorry about that.
That's natural.
I'm sorry about that.
Is it bad now?
Yes, it's bad.
Do it like this.
It's because I've never been on a moon.
Wow!
It's because you've never been on a moon and you've never been on it, so what do you say?
You're drunk with me now.
That's not it!
If you're asking me a question, you're asking me a question.
You've left behind a lot of things.
When you go on a moon travel and land on the moon, what do you say that will remain in history?
I see.
Should I say it?
Yes, please.
When you go on a moon travel and land on the moon...
Is it like that?
You don't know!
You shouldn't say things like that!
Are you wearing something like this?
Of course, of course.
I'm wearing a space suit.
You can't go on a moon, can you?
I'm wearing something like this.
You're wearing something like this.
It's a little transparent, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
It's like stairs. You leave it like this.
Yes, yes.
A little stair.
Yes, yes, yes. I understand.
You leave it like this.
I see.
Talk!
But there's glass in here!
Talk!
There's glass in here, so you can't hear me!
Don't say it out loud!
I think you can hear everything I say here!
There's no one in my place!
It's like a manzai!
My Dog
When my dog is in the car, it always puts its head out of the window.
Yes, yes, yes.
It does, doesn't it?
It gets angry because it's dangerous, but it never listens to you.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why do they want to put their heads out of the window so much?
Ah, yes, you see it a lot, don't you?
Animals are like that, aren't they?
You know a lot about dogs, don't you?
I know a lot about dogs.
I know where the dog is moving with its head.
Well, that's good...
No, no, no!
What are you talking about?
It's my job.
No, no, no!
You're just getting caught up in that little detail...
What, what, what?
Where is the dog moving with its head?
So, dogs also have hearts, don't they?
Yes, yes, yes.
And those hearts...
Those hearts go somewhere, somewhere...
This heart, right?
Ah, yes, yes, they go somewhere, don't they?
I know where these hearts are moving with their heads, too.
And the dogs know what I know, too.
This is interesting.
I don't care anymore! Why do dogs walk like this?!
What's up with you?
Huh?
I don't care anymore.
What's up with you?
I don't know.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to love me a lot.
I don't want you to let me go!
Are you stupid?
I don't care anymore! Why do you want me to walk like this?!
How many years has it been since I started using paper?
About seven years.
Has it been seven years?
I've been waiting for this toothpick for seven years.
Isn't it too much?
It's not too much.
Why have you been waiting for it for so long?!
Why do you have to show your face through the windshield when you're driving?!
I want you to show your face!
Why do you make me talk?!
That's right, that's right.
I hit you against the wall.
But it's finally here.
It's finally here.
The answer.
What do you think is at the top of the car?
What could it be? A Rolls Royce or something like that.
I think the highest class car is the Jaguar.
What are you talking about?!
Do you think I'm stupid?!
I'm not stupid!
Jaguars always have something like this in front of them.
That emblem is the Jaguar's symbol.
It's getting closer and closer.
Dogs have loyalty.
I thought you were a Jaguar.
No matter what nationality you have, I want you to think of me as a Jaguar!
I want you to think of me as a Jaguar!
That was good.
It was a terrible thing.
I almost lost sight of it for a while.
You finally got it back.
I somehow managed to grasp it.
Number one panel, go!
Now, what is this?!
Think about it. Think about it. Think about it.
Think about it.
Give it to Michael.
Seriously?
I don't know the name.
Huh?
Now, answer me, Abby!
It looks like a hippo.
A hippo!
Now, number two!
It's okay.
Be honest.
It's this!
What?!
Now, go, Abby!
A Dracula.
A Dracula?!
So close!
A Dracula! I wanted one!
Even though you said it, I thought it was cute.
Now, number three!
Think about it.
I feel bad for you.
Huh? Where was it?
Huh?
Like...
Like a foreigner or something...
Like this...
What are you saying?! What are you saying?!
You're so annoying!
But this...
Isn't this the correct answer?!
A woman...
Like this...
Becoming really big...
That's correct!
Alright!
Now, Abby!
How did you know this?!
This?
Where?
Like...
Huh? It's like a ring...
You know...
It's not like that!
I didn't think of it like that!
It's not like that!
Next up is my confident work, "Antonio Inoki," but...
Who is it?!
Lupin III.
And this is also my National Diet article!
Isn't it "oshiro"?
"Oshiro"!
"Lamos"!
And Hama-chan's Michael Jackson is...
I thought it was "Lamos", but...
Number 7!
Who is this?
"Ryu".
"Ryu"!
Thank goodness!
If I lost to Hama-chan like this...
What did I study for 32 years for?
Who is that?
Number 8!
How about "marikui"?
Like "inosishi", "kaba", "minmin"...
Wrong!
Everything is wrong!
Ayami-chan, you know who this is, right?
"Ninja".
This is...
Thank goodness you went for it, "Lamotha"!
That's right!
"Mazumo-san", please go for it!
Let's go for it!
I'm sorry!
If I got this one right...
This show is over!
Ayami-chan, you know who this is, right?
This is...
"Fukuro".
10 times!
Just one more and it's 10 times!
Hama-chan's "a"!
slime
Next, Mat-chan's "porsche"?
sports car
And Hama-chan's "shokupanman"?
superman
shokupanman
You're making me laugh!
And Hama-chan's "gengoro"!
sun korogase
And last but not least!
If this doesn't work, I won't give you a single coin!
If you win, you get 10 coins.
Alright!
Now, Ayumi-chan!
I feel like I know this one...
Go ahead!
shachi
Yes!
Congratulations!
You got it right!
The result is...
Hama-chan's "slime" is 3 times correct!
Mat-chan's "shachi" is 2 times correct!
Man...
I knew it would be "fukuro".
This is weird!
Why is it "fukuro"?
It's blue!