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Kotonohottan was recording last week's talk show.
You know the one you open in the kitchen like this, right?
And you know the one you put a ball in there, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The one I froze before, you know, you put four of them together with double-sided tape,
but it's like this!
It's definitely not good!
This is life, if it's like this!
No, I know that.
This is a bad phenomenon! A bad phenomenon!
It's a mess!
Matsumoto, who couldn't contain his anger,
began to use the word "mess" in more detail at the emergency meeting after the show.
I don't know, but I think it was four.
And...
It's like this.
What the hell is this?
And...
Bang! It's all messed up!
What should we look for?
Okay, let's look for it.
Let's look for it.
They decided to look for the problem ball.
However, their partner, Hamada, is completely indifferent.
How do you look for it?
Yes.
That's what I'm saying.
I can't find it.
Does this world really exist for Otamakake, who has such mediocre luck?
With Matsumoto's sharp observation and out-of- control insight,
Matsumoto challenges the root of evil lurking in modern society.
"OTAMAKAKE'S OBSERVATION," which draws Matsumoto and society together.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
In a hurry, Downtown heads off in search of the problematic Otamakaki.
Ah!
Masuo-san!
Yes, yes.
Isn't it around here?
There's a hook like this.
This isn't it.
Ah, like this.
Like this.
Ah, it's down here.
Around here, around here.
Ah, this is it!
Isn't it this? This is Otamakaki.
This...this is terrible!
This hook-san!
No, this...the colour is a little different, but...
The angle is quite...
It's like this, isn't it?
It's an approaching momentum, isn't it?
Even if it's like this...
No, isn't it getting heavy like this?
Stand up and look at this.
If it's like this...
This is also like that.
This is also good.
If it's like this, there's no problem at all.
This hook.
It's straight, isn't it?
Wait, let's...um...try this.
This?
Alright, let's try it.
What are you doing?
Hurry up and try it!
Immediately, Otamakaki will try it.
The colour and shape are a little different, but...
This angle is...
Is it close?
It's close.
It's almost close.
What is this useless angle?
Alright, let's try it.
Is everyone ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
And we're going to do a commercial here, right?
That's right!
Alright, let's do it!
Alright, let's go!
Let's go!
We...
In...in 3...
In 3 minutes, 2 of them fell!
But, you know, there's nothing we can do about it, right?
It's because, you know...
Well...
When you're cooking...
There's no problem...
The enemies often...
When they want to fight...
During that time, if you do like this and do it like that...
And you bring more back and go like this...
That'll speed them up.
But it's...
That's what I'm doing!
This is a little different from the plan, though...
No, no, no...
But, you know, there's nothing we can do about it, right?
It's fine, right?
Isn't that right, Sugata-chan?
Even if you say that for a moment, I don't know why I'm like this.
I don't know if I can say it strongly like this, but in a sense it has something to do with humanity.
That's right!
If you sell this at a low price, it has nothing to do with people!
What are you staring at?
No, I got it now!
Then let's buy something like this!
No, that's not it!
This is the real thing!
This is a genius!
From now on!
This is the real thing!
Now let's go!
Where are you going?
I will show you the fear of this "otamakake"
Now let's go!
Why does this "otamakake" have to do with human life?
With a strange "hamada", the car goes to a certain place.
Mr. Machan!
Yes, yes!
I've come to a place like this, but isn't it enough?
No, once again!
This time, please watch the shocking video from the back.
It's not shocking!
It's just falling!
It's like this!
I'll say it again!
Everything falls!
Why is this human life?
Let's enlarge this shocking video even more!
If you enlarge it, it will be like this!
Mr. Camera! Let's shake it!
Yes, please!
It's like this!
You two idiots!
Today, especially for Jimmy-chan...
Why is Jimmy getting hit?
I want you to experience it with your own body.
This is a faithfully reproduced and enlarged "otamakake"
This is human life!
It can't be like this!
That's why we want you to see it like this.
But we dare to show you two people who don't have numbers...
Hey! Don't look at me like that!
I'm a talent!
If you use a talented person with numbers, you'll end up in a different direction.
I see.
This is not a punishment game or anything like that.
I see.
It's an experiment.
Experiment!
So, let's open it up.
Yes.
It's a convenience store!
A convenience store!
What's with that happy face?
That's 40 and 33.
Oh, is that so?
41!
Now, let's recreate it magnificently!
Yes, yes, yes.
Press this button.
Let's do it.
Let's go!
Switch...
On!
It fell!
It fell from the screen!
This is bad!
I saw it!
Hey, hey, hey!
He's a genius!
All right!
Listen up, everyone!
If you don't raise the ball, hook, and angle like this...
Does it look like this?
I wanted to say that it would end up like this for two weeks and two weeks.
Even in the distance?
That's right!
Everyone was missing it like a joke, but now...
The staff of "Gaki no Tsukai" are being brought in.
They're being brought in! You did it!
After this, there was an unexpected development for Matsumoto.
Also!
Yes.
All of a sudden!
Yes.
There's something I found out.
What is it?
Let's take a look at this.
Is this a new fact?
I thought you'd be surprised.
Yes.
It's exactly the same hook you bought at the store earlier.
That's right.
Take a look.
Yes.
As you said, you attach a hook of this angle behind a door like that.
Yes.
The hook you're talking about is attached here.
What is it?
Can't you attach it behind a door?!
This is where you attach it!
He just said something nice.
What did I say?
You should have attached it here!
You attached it here!
Wow, you're like an old-fashioned ninja bro.
You're like an old-fashioned ninja bro!
Wait, what do you mean?!
The manufacturer here strongly told you to attach it here.
The place you attach it is wrong!
So you're saying I'm like this?!
Why are you such an idiot?!
If you have any questions, please come to our show.
We'll solve them for you.
Is there anything you don't like about it?
At the parking lot of KO Plaza Hotel, you can't park your car there.
Oh, I see!
Do you know how far you can park your car?
I don't know! I didn't think it was that far!
So I parked my car and went to the wall!
Then why don't you go and watch KO Plaza Hotel?
Ohohohoho!
Man, there are a lot of people today!
There's a lot of people and everything's so noisy.
I'm scared...
Today's not a very interesting day, though.
Right?!
You're such an idiot, Hajime!
Today's not good...
You idiot...
What are you saying?!
Um, you know...
Um...
Gakimizu is selling well, isn't it?
Just like my strategy!
Everyone has a fear of something!
Yes, yes, yes...
They say it's selling well...
Can you release more of that stuff?
Like "bad" stuff?
"Bad" isn't enough for "gay"...
Like "subway coat"...
No...
This is...
I think I have one or two of them!
I messed up!
Do you have them?
Of course I do!
What the hell is this?!
It's like it's poking me!
Yes, yes, yes...
Does it have anything to do with me?
You're already like this...
You're already "gay", "gay", "gay", "gay"...
You're already "gay", aren't you?!
You like it that much?!
What?!
Money!
Why?!
Why do you like it that much?!
You like it a lot, don't you?!
Don't be stupid...
You're already "gay", aren't you?!
If you had 500 yen coins at a high place, would you climb it?!
It's hard for me to find it!
If you had 500 yen coins at a high place, would you climb it?!
I don't like high places...
If you had money, you'd do something like this...
You'd definitely do it!
I said it briefly in the opening...
KO Brother...
What did you say?!
KO Brother...
What did you say?!
Confession meeting...
What kind of meeting?!
What kind of confession meeting?!
Well, it's like a society meeting...
No, I mean...
Why would you go to a society meeting?!
What's that?
A society meeting, when you were in middle school.
Don't call me!
No, no, Hamada is...
Yuwasu?
What's that?!
I didn't come, I didn't get a call!
Yukio...
So, it's been a while since you went to a society meeting, right?
You're making me angry.
Even if you say society meeting...
It's been a while since you went to a society meeting, right?
No, no, it's been a while.
Let's meet up sometimes.
What are you doing?
It's been a while since you went to a society meeting, right?
It's been a while, isn't it?
You're talking about me, aren't you?
I can see it!
Come on, let's go!
There's a parking lot over there.
You're definitely wrong!
It's spacious, isn't it?
It's spacious and...
When cars collide with each other...
There's a car stop right there.
That's right.
It's like this, right?
When you choose a car...
There's one for everyone!
You see, there's an opening on the wall.
On the wall...
Like this...
Boo, boo, boo, boo...
It's like this.
Wait, wait!
Hey!
Are you watching KO Brothers?
Call me "Jonathan"!
Ah!
Bunta!
I want you the most!
Come on!
Let's go!
Do you think we'll stop?
It's a school!
We're colliding with a wall!
There's no car stop!
Come on!
This is...
The rear of my car is injured.
Well, it can't be helped.
It's a driving mistake, right?
What? You're blaming me for a driving mistake?
No, I'm not blaming you.
But it's a driving mistake, right?
What? That's not fair!
But you can't say that without confirming it.
Normally, it's dark in narrow places like that.
It's dark and narrow.
Can't you open the door and blow it up like this?
What?
What? Can you do that for a while?
No, if you open it and look down like this...
Isn't there a time when you're scared?
Like this, right?
There's a wall, right? Like this...
Like this...
This is...
This is a driving mistake!
This is...
This is a driving mistake!
I'm amazing!
You're funny!
Thank you, Ketsu! Thank you, Ketsu!
Ketsu!
It seems like you're a nice proportion of 84, 58 and 85 from above.
What's the secret of your beauty?
Do you know where my office is?
I'm wearing a yellow cap.
Are you from the dinosaur army?
Yes, I am.
Oh, you're wearing a yellow cap.
I'm wearing a thin white shirt.
Oh, I see.
I'm wearing a yellow cap.
But you don't usually wear a swimsuit, do you?
Well, I'm already 32 years old.
I've lost a lot of weight.
I used to be very thin.
We've been having fun together for about this long.
That's funny.
Do you know where my office is?
You don't say that?
No, I don't.
But you've lost a lot of weight.
Did you use silicone?
No, I didn't.
But you've lost a lot of weight.
What?!
Because you've lost a lot of weight!
Yes, yes!
You used to be very thin!
You used to be a "thin girl" kind of catchphrase.
Yes.
Well, you can't say that anymore.
I can't say it anymore?
There's nothing left of it.
No, there isn't.
Do you want me to tell you?
You used to be very thin.
Do you want me to tell you?
You used to be very thin.
Ever since then, your tongue has been very thin.
Is it in there?
It came off and came back in.
That's gross.
So my "thinness" is like what I did on the sculpture island.
Yes, yes.
I understand.
You're a "thinness" girl from a star country.
Why do you ask me?!
You should have told me from the beginning that you're from a star country!
No, that's fine. I don't want to talk about that.
84, 58, 85...
You only think of it as my proportion, don't you?
84, 58, 85...
This is my point.
When I was in the national team.
National team?!
I won.
National team?!
Yes.
How did you win?
No, I mean...
80, 50, 80, 85...
My opponent is 83, 50...
What are you doing?!
This is my final point.
No, no, I understand.
What did you do?!
I won.
I made up my mind.
What?!
Let me talk!
I made up my mind and won 85.
What did you do?!
I won.
You won in a three-set match.
Three-set match?!
What kind of competition is that?!
What do you mean?
What did you do?!
That's not the problem now.
I won.
It's not about winning or losing.
It has nothing to do with winning or losing.
We played a cross game.
It was a good match, wasn't it?
What did you do in the end?
In the end, I came out here.
And I somehow came out like this.
But in the end...
You're lying!
I came out here and he came out like this.
And in the end, I came out and he came out and I won.
Why did you come out?!
This is ridiculous!
Even I can't come out and win 85!
You don't know anything about racing!
If you come out you get minus points!
I'm telling you to tell me about it!
What is it?
Do you race?
Race? I don't race.
If you race you lose?
If you race you're eliminated?
Eliminated?
Eliminated.
Where do you race?
What do you mean?
Where do you race?
Pool, pool.
Pool's poolside.
Tell me about it!
Is it like that over there?
You can't race.
It's a poolside.
You'll get in trouble.
You can't race.
If you come out you lose?
If you come out you lose.
No, you're getting younger.
May I?
In the end, I...
No, you don't have to.
In the end, I won in '84, '58 and '85.
No, you're still young.
I won in national team.
Why do you praise me only for that?
No, it's not like that.
My memories of '29.
Why do you try to make me sad?
I don't know.
I don't mean it like that.
I want you to congratulate me for winning.
Tell me why you won.
What did you say?
No, no.
Tell me.
I won't say it in my heart.
What did you say?
I wanted you to say it.
Cut it out.
In his early 20s...
Yes.
...Matsumoto was an AD at a TV station in Osaka.
Yes.
Even now, there is a legendary illusion.
Please show me that illusion one more time.
What kind of programs did you do?
Ad-libland and such.
Every day?
Yes.
Every day?
Yes.
You do it every day.
I did it every day.
What?
I don't do it every day.
Tell me about your AD.
My AD is no good now.
I don't know why.
You know why.
I don't have the courage to do it in real life.
Because of that?
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you want me to show you my normal AD?
Okay.
Five seconds before.
Four, three, two, nine.
It's no good.
I don't know where it came from.
Just say nine.
It's nine.
Four, three, two...
No, no, no.
It's hard to tell.
It's annoying.
Why?
It's annoying.
It's an annoying face.
That's no good.
I was like this.
I can't move right away.
Do you put your hands like this?
I can move right away no matter what I do.
That's why you can't move.
Why can't I move right away?
Your legs.
Why?
You can't move.
I can move.
Go over there.
What?
Go over there.
It's too late.
Why doesn't it go away?
I can go from here.
I'm stretching my legs and it doesn't go away.
That's no good.
Why?
It's annoying.
Then I do this.
When do you do that?
When I'm watching a show.
Applause!
Applause.
It's hard for me to tell.
It's because you do it like this.
It's weird if you do it like this.
You don't know what to do, do you?
If you do it like this...
You won't get used to it.
What do you do?
That's why you can't do it like this.
You're doing it on your own.
It's supposed to be a triangle.
No, it's supposed to be a phantom nine.
Oh, I forgot.
I should have told you I forgot.
It's like this. Is it okay?
Can you stretch your legs?
You're stretching your legs for a nine?
It's supposed to be like this.
You're annoying me.
It's like this.
Five seconds.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Come on! Come on!
Get out of here!
Wait!
I don't care!
Get out of here!