AISubs v3.5
Thank you.
Ah...
Huh?
What kind of laugh is that?
I don't know.
Ah...
Well, today...
Yes?
It's started, but...
Yes?
I thought I'd get 100,000 yen today, but...
What are you talking about?
Well, you know...
I went to Nagabuchi Tsuyoshi's concert.
Yes, yes, yes.
After it was over...
He asked me to come to the dressing room.
He said, "You're amazing."
Well, you know...
After a concert is over...
The staff is there, too...
And they must be busy, too.
They sweat, too...
Thank you for today.
That's what I imagined in my head.
And Higashino and Kurano...
You like Kurano very much, don't you?
Yes, I do.
The three of them were called to the dressing room.
This way, please.
They said.
I was surprised.
In such a big room...
I was sitting alone in the dim light.
In the dim light...
I sang an emotional song...
And I was sitting alone in the sofa.
I thought I'd be beaten up.
Why would you beat someone up and sing a song?
I was waiting for you.
This way, please.
Higashino and Kurano said...
Don't come here.
I was sitting alone in the sofa.
I sang an emotional song.
But I had to make up a song.
They didn't talk much.
It was like a family tour.
Today...
I did it longer than usual.
Family service.
I went all the way out here...
But they...
Higashino usually says "Let's do it."
But those people are good.
They don't talk at all.
They don't talk at all?
That's right. And they give me coffee, but I never touch it.
I think I have to do something about it.
Well, I drink coffee, too.
Then, Kurano and Higashino, when I put my hand on it, they drink it together.
They drink coffee with their own will.
It's delicious, isn't it, Kurano-san?
Yes, yes.
It's delicious.
The three of them drink coffee together.
It's really cool.
Who is the real one?
It's you, isn't it?
Yes.
Let's draw red.
Yes.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who is a deadly worker.
What is Matsumoto-san's killing technique?
And what is your partner doing now?
Please tell me.
Well...
Hey, hey, hey!
My killing technique...
Well...
When you think about it, anything can be a weapon.
Yes.
You can kill anything with electrical appliances.
For example, you can kill someone with a washing machine, can't you?
Well, well... Electrical appliances...
Well, well...
It's like you're killing someone.
An old washing machine...
No, it's not like that!
Well, you don't have to say "this is it" or anything like that.
You don't have to say it right away.
Well, you can kill someone with a piece of paper like this.
You can't kill me!
Oh, my...
Oh, my, how embarrassing!
What is?
Oh, my, how embarrassing!
No, it's nothing...
It's obvious you can kill me!
I'll laugh and dance!
No, I'll laugh and dance, too!
I'll laugh and dance, too!
You can't kill me!
Oh, my...
Oh, how embarrassing!
No, I'm embarrassed, too!
You can only kill six people!
I won't kill you!
Do you have any friends?
Yes, I do.
Can you tell me what you are doing now?
Why do you have to tell me that?
I have a job, so please contact me.
Well, you can hire me, but...
How many of you are there?
Two of us.
That's a lot of people!
What are you two doing now? What's your job?
Well, one of us works at a soap factory.
And the other one?
Oh, and the other one...
What do you call it?
Have you ever been on a high-speed train?
Yes, I have.
The one in Ryokin-jo.
You're an old man!
I don't care!
You...
You're a great trio!
You're here...
Your sister is here...
And you're an old man!
That's right.
That's the most suspicious thing about you!
If you're on a show, you can't have three people like you!
That's right!
An old man, a sister and three of you!
How much do you want to kill?
Well, for example, an old man...
I usually shoot at high speed, of course.
You don't have to wait for a long time!
I don't have to wait for a long time.
You know, that old man...
I open it like this...
And say, "600 yen."
Yes, 600 yen.
"700 yen," right?
Yes, 700 yen.
Yes.
I pull out my gun.
I put out my hand.
Yes!
I close it.
Yes!
"Yes," I say.
Yes! Yes!
Play!
You're an old man!
An old man said you're a great trio!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
700 yen.
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
I say, "Get out of here!"
"Get out of here," I say!
Get out of here!
You're an old man!
You can't take that much damage!
It's a nice one, I like it.
Well, it's a soap factory.
You're not a servant, you know.
Soap factory.
They do like this.
And you roll it up like this,
and you get a thud!
A thud!
What are you doing?!
What's with the thud?!
It's strangely funny.
But it doesn't matter if you get your tongue bitten!
Mr. Godino, I have a cat, but sometimes I don't know where it is going in one day.
Can you tell me where it is going?
I think I can tell you that it's a lighthouse life.
Oh, I see.
For example, looking for glasses, wearing glasses here and looking for glasses.
There is.
But first of all, you can think of it as the same thing, right?
Yes.
You think it's not there, but it's really there.
I'll do it now.
Closer?
Yes.
Where is it?
No, it's on your back.
I don't know if it's still here like these glasses.
You can tell by its weight if it's on your back.
It's not going to fly like this.
Oh, yesterday, I was watching a video and a fly was flying, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It was annoying and I was worried about it, so I turned on the mohawk and I was watching it from below, so I wanted to do it for a long time.
But if you turn on the mohawk, it's gone, right?
Yes, yes.
It's gone, right?
So I'm looking for it like this, but it's not there at all.
At that time, you can think for sure that you are staying somewhere.
So...
Are you drunk?
No, no, no.
No, it's not like that.
So I did it like this, and I thought it was fine, and I started watching the video again, and the fly wasn't coming out anymore.
- So you didn't say it? - Yes.
- So that means... - Yes.
- You said it. - Why?!
- No, no, no, no, no. - You said it, didn't you?
- I didn't say it. - You said it!
- But you didn't feel anything, did you? - Well, there's no feeling of killing a fly.
- There is! - What kind of feeling?
- Something like "puchinkuchi"? - Oh, that's like a fly with a nest in its belly!
Bwaaah! Bwaaah!
You know, like something going "gangan" through the window!
- You don't know why it's like that! - I don't know!
There are some that can't be controlled!
- What? - "Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!"
You know, like a crash?
When Masumoto-san was in Takarazuka...
...he was praised by the President of the Japanese Theatre Association...
...for catching a "flying bird". Please show us that pantomime!
- He was in Takarazuka! - I don't care about that.
- He's not in Takarazuka. - What?!
You're kidding me!
No, no, I mean, "hagaki" is usually in one place.
- You can't! - You can't!
It's annoying, so don't do it!
- "Flying bird". - Don't do it!
- Don't do it, you bastard!
Do it, "pantomime" where you catch a "flying bird".
- Where did it go? - That's what you're thinking about!
- You're acting it out! - Ah, ah, ah!
It's all scattered!
It's not stopped!
Where is it?!
Hey!
You're drinking in such a small place!
Above the building.
- Above the building?! - Above the building...
I mean, above the building...
This is also a window.
- Do you understand? - Yes.
- Assume that you are there. - Yes, yes, yes.
Hey, hey!
You shouldn't talk!
- Say something better! - I know, I know.
Hey, hey!
Drink slowly later!
You are in a big place now!
Hey!
- Hey! - What?
I just caught you!
What?
It's hard to catch you with wings like this.
Hey!
I have a question for you, Mr. Matsumoto, who has been married hundreds of times as an accordionist.
What is in your bride's hair band?
- Do you know this? - No, I know about hair band.
- Do you know what's in it? - No, I just cover it like this.
- Why do you cover it? - I match it with my kimono!
I match it with my kimono!
You say you match it with your kimono!
Say it more specifically! What's in it?
There's nothing in it! Your hair looks funny!
Hey, hey, hey! Are you angry?
There's something in it! It's completely weird!
It's not like that! There's something in it!
There's nothing in it! Your hair looks funny!
I can't talk with you.
- Tell me what's in it. - Shall I tell you?
My memories of walking with my father and mother...
I have a question for you, Mr. Matsumoto.
What a relaxed atmosphere!
Is it common for you to say that you wrote "the twelve poems"?
- Thank you very much! - You're welcome!
Tell me what criteria you used in writing them.
Well, in the end...
It's...
It's heaven-like!
- Heaven-like? - Yes, heaven-like.
- Thank you very much! - You're welcome!
- Tell me about rats. - "Ne-u-shi-to-ra-u-u".
- "Ne" means what? - Rats.
"Ne-u-shi". Rats eat rats.
Did you think you could get away with that?
"Ne-u-shi-to-ra-u-u".
That's so nice of you!
Why?
That's not what you said!