AISubs v3.5
Shichihenge!
In this project, four people have challenged themselves, including Masumoto Kako.
And today, a new challenger will be challenged!
His name is Yoshinobu Nakamura!
With his casual looks and flashy fashion sense, he's a down-to-earth smith!
Will a demon show up or will a jag show up?!
Shiki Shiki Nakamura Producer, Hichihenge!
Hey, um...
Why did you give him the spot?
Even if I did, even if I talked, even if I got involved, there's nothing wrong with it.
There's nothing wrong with picking up things.
It's just normal shoes.
Where did you get these shoes?
No, these are good.
I've heard that you usually wear these kinds of underpants.
Well, today...
What are you wearing?
Are you wearing these shoes?
You look like Yabuki Joe.
Um... who came up with this?
Well, various people came up with it.
No, um...
People below me.
Eddie and me.
It's getting a little wild now, isn't it?
Yeah!
Can you do it?
I can do this.
It's like a Karkko vibrator.
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Hmm... what do we do about this?
Hmm...
What's a K-pop concert?
Yeah.
A K-pop concert?
A K-vocal concert.
Yeah.
Hey, you're the one who came up with this!
You came up with it!
No, I came up with it.
Wow!
It hasn't been like that lately.
It'd be fun to compete with K-pop in Yamasaki, wouldn't it?
Yeah, I'd like to do it.
Why did you dye your hair red?
That's because...
I dyed my hair brown.
Brown...
Because it's bald now.
I'm hungry.
You should change your job, too.
Is this a Starbucks marathon competition?
Do you have anything?
Baby.
What?
Baby.
Are you okay?
What are you talking about?
Dance party.
Dance party?
Who wrote it?
I did it, too.
Baby.
Are you okay?
Are you sick?
Are you okay?
Hurry up.
I wanted to say it.
You're a coward.
I don't know what you're talking about.
There are four more.
I don't know what you're talking about.
(cough)
He's getting better and better.
His voice is so small.
It's rare for Gen-chan to have such a small voice.
Since he came out, his face has become smaller and smaller.
It's like a monkey is laughing.
A monkey!
It's all right now, Ban-chan.
(cough)
Are you coming?
Ei! Yo!
(cough)
Ban-chan, thank you!
It's all right now, right?
All right, come!
(cough)
I feel sorry for this bad guy.
(laugh)
He's ugly!
Piri piri.
He's fast.
Hit him in the nose.
Are you ready, everyone?
Attention, everyone.
"Sensei" means "firstborn", right?
So everyone who was born first is "sensei".
Do you understand?
Listen to "sensei" carefully, okay?
Okay.
Please wait here for a moment, okay?
It's been a long time since we last saw you, Natsumatsu-san.
How are you doing, young man?
What's with you?
It's been a long time since we last saw you, Natsumatsu-san.
You shouldn't have done that.
I'm sorry.
Okay, let's count the songs.
Kyuseiin
Why "kyuseiin"?
Okay, let's count "kyuseiin".
I don't know where "kyuseiin" is from, but I don't think the people over there need this kind of money.
They don't need this kind of cold money.
Ladies and Gentlemen
Hello!
Ladies and Gentlemen
Why did you get fired?
Don't say that, you idiot.
Don't say that.
Why did you get fired?
You're kidding, right?
Why, why?
You got some gold in there, didn't you?
In my lungs?
You're kidding, right?
You're crazy.
You're overreacting.
That's right.
You got some gold in your lungs and you're overreacting.
I don't know what to do.
It's because you're asking that it's bad.
We should talk about things we can use.
It's more interesting to talk about things we can't use than things we can use.
That's right.
If it's a comedy, then I'll be... what's it called...
I'll be Shanson.
That's not funny.
It's not funny, is it?
If you're really biting me, I want to ask you something.
If you're really biting me...
No, no, no...
If you want me to take your money and ask you something like this...
I'm not Shanson who only takes money!
Then you should be with me and that Shanson!
Which Shanson?
By the way, who are you talking about?
Huh?
Are you talking about someone else?
No...
I'm surprised.
Then you should be with me.
Sing for me.
What are you talking about?
It's not about people.
It's Shanson!
It's Shanson, isn't it?
Do you know Shanson?
You're not talking about someone else, are you?
I'm not talking about someone else.
It's Shanson!
Then you should sing for me.
Sing for me!
Why?
Sing for me!
I'm telling you.
It's not something you can sing with an acapella.
Not everyone can do it with one drink and one food.
Are you stupid?
Sing for me!
You're my noble Shanson.
Sing for me!
What do you mean "noble"?
I don't need you.
You have gold in you.
You should go see a human doctor at least once in a while.
No, I've been seeing a doctor for half a day now.
You know what, you should go instead of me, you idiot.
I'm really fine, you know.
I know you think you are.
Why?
I think you have something swollen up somewhere.
I don't have anything swollen up.
I don't know what it is, but I think you have something swollen up somewhere.
What's swollen up?
I don't know what it is, but I think you have something swollen up somewhere.
What will happen to me if I die now?
What?
What will happen to me if I die now?
What will happen to you if you die now?
I guess the newspaper will give me a lot of attention.
But if I die now...
I will...
I will lose my life!
What will happen to me if I die now?
It says "Matchan, die!"
If it says "Matchan, die!" I'm scared.
I don't like it.
Also, when I die, I won't die in a weird way.
I will die in a cooler and cooler way.
It will be bypassed.
My dying place...
What?
What do you mean "bypassed"?
You know what I mean!
You know what I mean, but...
It will be bypassed!
The other day, when I went to see Shakes' location, I saw him parking his car right next to me.
It was a taxi.
I looked at the meter and it said 2,600 yen.
I looked at the customer in the back and he was holding 3,000 yen and staring at me.
I'm serious!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
It's a joke!
No! I'm serious!
He was holding 3,000 yen and staring at me!
It's a joke!
I'm serious!
I don't like telling jokes like that.
I was parking my car at the exit of the taxi.
I don't know why, but everyone looked at me like I was some kind of yakuza.
He kept staring at me like that.
He didn't say a word!
I don't know.
It's not true.
What would you have done if you had said 3,000 yen?
Time would have passed like that.
Well, I really don't know.
Well, you're a talent anyway.
What would you have done if you had walked out and suddenly been hit from behind?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I would have said, "Hey!"
When will you pay me back?
No way!
Absolutely not!
I usually put a knife in here.
Like this.
But you put a pistol in here.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
But I really think so.
Well, it's about time you think about it.
I'll pay you back!
You know, it really works.
Mr. Matsumoto was working part-time in New York downtown,
making customers hit himself as much as they wanted and making money.
Why was that?
Was it some kind of sin?
Well, at the time, it was all about money.
Well, when I was in middle school...
How much did you make?
Well, 65 cents.
Why?
How cheap was it?
Well, I don't know how much it was.
I was in middle school, so I didn't know how much it was.
Oh, you were talking about when you were a student.
Yes, I was a student.
When you were in middle school or eleventh grade, you were always like this.
I don't think you've ever been hit by someone of that kind.
No, I haven't.
It's not about getting swollen or anything like that.
Then what is it?
You know, this part gets cut off.
What is it? Did you cut off your neck or something?
Gradually...
If you get to a certain point, you can't get up again.
And you start to go like...
Like this.
I started like this.
You were like...
It was tough.
Yes, it was tough back then.
When do you think you didn't want to go back to?
It was when you were in elementary school.
That's not true!
I have a question for Mr. Mazumosu, who was announced to be one of the world's three greatest men and one of the world's three greatest sad things.
Yes.
What do you think of Mr. Mazumosu's announcement of one of the world's three greatest sweets?
What do you think of it?
Anko.
Anko is basically only available in Japan.
Japanese people are not included in the world's three greatest visions.
But you were included in the world's three greatest men and women.
What can you say about that?
You can contradict it.
I'm not included in it!
If you say you don't know, you don't know.
So you don't know anything but anko?
You can't think of anything but anko?
I'm sorry.
You're pathetic!
You're terrible!
Now, let me tell you about the world's three greatest things.
Are you ready?
Remember them well.
Yes.
First of all, it's shortcake.
Are you ready?
What is it?
You're too pathetic!
Next is candy.
Right?
Terrible, terrible.
Yes, yes, yes.
And the third one is honey.
You're pathetic.
Say something!
You're tired, aren't you?
If you were a kid at first...
Isn't that right?!
I told you, didn't I?!
You made me lose my temper!
I told you, didn't I?!
You're pathetic!
A long time ago...
...drinking coffee together in the morning was a common question.
That's right.
It doesn't seem like it's common now.
Please tell me about a common question that's popular now.
There was...
...drinking coffee together in the morning.
What else was there?
Coffee together in the morning.
Now that I think of it...
...who was making coffee together in the morning?
Right?
In Ibis, right?
Coffee together in the morning.
I see.
Jeez!
Not again!
What do you mean "not again"!
I shook it off in the first try, so we can work together!
No, but like, please tell me something.
Yes, I understand.
I want to make good use of it.
You want to make good use of it?
Yes.
Ah, wait a minute.
I understand.
What do you want me to do?
You, you, with your current posture and all that, like...
You, again!
Let's do it together!
I'm just a comedian, you know.
Hey, you! Don't say that!
I...
Yes, I understand.
This is bad!
I won't say the same thing twice.
What did you say just now?
My rival is me of tomorrow.
OK.
Right?
Your favorite phrase.
I won't compete with me of the past.
Your favorite phrase.
I know it now.
Come to me!
What did you say?
Huh?
What?
Your face won't open!
Don't look!
When a car tire gets stuck in a groove, you often use the principle of "tego" to cut through it.
What other principles of "tego" do you use for what?
Well, what do you mean by "what"?
After all, everything in the world is a principle of "tego".
Everything is a principle of "tego".
When was that?
Well, when I was in high school, I had a friend.
He was in the riot group.
And he said, "I want to quit."
Matsun, what should I do?
Back in high school, it was like the Yorozu Consultation Office.
A lot of troubled people came.
And Matsun said, "What should I do?"
I'm in a lot of trouble.
"I'm in a lot of trouble," he said.
I'm still in trouble.
He suddenly left!
At that time, the only thing that could solve it was the principle of self-interest.
It didn't come out of nowhere.
In the story...
There was also a story like this!
Wait a minute!
The principle of self-interest didn't come out of nowhere.
There was one girl who was in trouble because of bullying.
Well, she's the sister of a friend I know.
Matsun, what should I do?
My sister is being bullied.
I can't go to Masahara High School with her.
Matsun, what should I do?
She said something like that.
But in the end, it solved a lot of problems.
But in the end, it was the principle of self- interest.
So tell me how you solved it!
There was also a story like this!
Tell me!
How did you solve it?!
If you didn't say it, I wouldn't have solved it!
Ah! My tongue!
My tongue! It hurts so much!
What are you talking about?
Ah!
My body is all torn up!
That's enough!
What is it?
What is the principle of self-interest?
No, but it's really like that.
For example, you and I have been doing this for 15 years.
It's not the principle of self-interest anymore.
Right?
What is it? How did you do it?
Do you know the principle of self-interest?
Do you know this?
What is it?
It's Fleming.
Was it Fleming?
It's Fleming.
No, it's about what we do between us.
Oh, I see. You've been doing this for 15 years, haven't you?
My position is always this way.
- Yes, yes. - Right? And you're always that way, right?
- Yes. - Right? This is interesting, isn't it?
- What are you talking about? - I'm... I'm the weak point.
- Then you're the weak point. - Yes.
Right? Of course I have a weak point, too.
No, I have a weak point, too.
- You have a weak point, too. - Yes.
That's why we're drinking again today, aren't we?
- Let's go home. - I want to go home.
- There's nothing like that at home!
- Who are you? - Don't touch me.
- What is it? - That's enough.
- Who said that's enough? - I can't stand you anymore.
I hate you.