AISubs v3.5
First round, Gaki no Tsukai Ara edition
Shiku One Two Finish
Shiki Shiki Dantan Presents
One hundred thousand yen
It seems like you're not in good spirits
You're not in good spirits today
You're really not in good spirits
Everyone, remember that face
It's a funny transformation
Funny transformation?
You're really not in good spirits
It's like this now
It's been a while
It's been a long time
Has it been a year?
It's been about a year
I don't know why he's saying that
We're not on the same side
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
First of all, we'll be competing for the right to win the first 100,000 yen.
You're the only one, right?
So, out of 100,000, we'll have you shake this last one.
The person with the least sum of money will win the right to win 100,000 yen.
And that person will have to choose between me or Mazumosu.
So, that's 100,000 yen.
Alright, Yamagai-san.
Me?
I'm counting on you!
I'm counting on you, too!
Is that it?!
Is this for real?!
Is that it?!
No, no!
That's not right!
No, no!
Wait a minute!
No, no!
This is a no!
No, no!
No!
No, no!
No!
If you drop it, it's red!
If you drop it, it's red paint!
When I saw it, it was six.
When I saw it, it turned into five.
I can't give you that, either!
Alright, alright!
Six is fine!
Don't say it for long!
This guy is really selfish!
Two, two, two!
Two!
Alright, alright!
Alright!
No, no, no!
Alright!
Nine!
Count on me!
Four!
Alright, alright!
That was close!
Alright, alright!
This is the last one, right?!
It's the last one!
This is...
What?!
Hey! Wait a minute!
Hey!
You guys! Wait up!
Now we're going to do a free-throw.
We'll do it five times each.
We'll do it either way, right?
Yes.
Please decide which one of you will do it more.
Then I'll do it.
We'll do it either way, right?
Yes.
Okay, let's do it.
Ah!
That was close.
Ah!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! You guys!
No!
It's in!
Yes!
No!
Ah! That was close!
Ah!
No!
It's in! It's in!
Ah!
If it's in, I win.
That's right.
Ah! It's in!
I win! It's decided!
Yes!
2-0!
2-0 and I win!
It's decided!
Yes!
It's decided!
Wow!
Kamen-chan, Royal Box, go ahead!
Charming transformation!
Go ahead!
The machine is moving, the machine!
Wow!
Go ahead!
Charming transformation!
Now, everyone, welcome to the second stage!
Yes!
Now, everyone, please take back your rights of 100,000 yen!
Why are you so happy, you guys?!
Are you happy?!
You're funny!
What's with you?!
Yes!
I love you!
Then, I'll go again!
Yes!
Ten!
Wow!
Ten!
Wow!
This is bad!
Isn't it bad for Motoichi?!
Definitely!
Be careful!
One more time!
Six!
Yes!
Six!
Well, well, we still don't know!
No, we still have two more!
This is bad!
Yes!
Nine!
Wow!
Go ahead!
Nine!
Amashikoku!
Go ahead!
Tenri kakutoku!
Go ahead!
We'll make up a pair of tenri kakutoku and fly it from here, so which one will fly further?
Tenri kakutoku.
I chose this one.
Go ahead!
- Kamada-san, you're normal, aren't you? - No, no, I'm sure he chose Matsumoto.
- Do you know that he's a clever Matsumoto? - That's right.
- I don't know if you're wearing it backwards. - No, that's not it.
- There's no way for me to answer you now. - That's probably...
Ask me anything!
Go ahead!
One, two...
Go ahead!
Let's go!
Let's see the new world!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
That's enough!
It's dirty! It's dirty! It's dirty! It's dirty!
It's dirty! I'm scared!
Lastly, let's try the Russian roulette.
Six shots?
Six shots.
Six bullets and only one gunpowder.
It's hot.
You look happy.
Are you crazy?
You look like you're about to die.
I'm begging you.
Don't do it!
I'm begging you!
Don't do it!
Look over there in the third round.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there in the third round.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there in the third round.
I won in the first round.
Second round!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I won in the first round!
It's time for the third round.
The final round.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there in the third round.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there in the third round.
Now, let's go, transformation of attraction!
One, two, three, four, five...
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
Yama-chan, here you go!
TRANSFORMATION! TRANSFORMATION!
Ladies and gentlemen...
This is good, too.
I don't like it.
It seems like there's something going on lately.
That old-fashioned...
What's with me?
It's good, isn't it?
While he's speaking Chinese...
"Tada, tada", you know?
"Trader"!
People who dress like that are called "hamada".
What a cool way of dressing!
"Hamada"?
It hasn't changed at all!
It's strange! It's strange!
That's right.
It's strange!
"Hamada"!
It's strange!
Even in fashion, he leads like "gaah"!
And he's got a royal throne, too!
It's good, isn't it?
He's so cool!
He's got a lot of things I don't have!
Like what?
A big house!
Right?
I don't have anything like that!
Right?
And...
I love you!
Are you my wife?
Right?
Back in the day...
When we debuted and when we were in high school...
I didn't have anything like that.
Your fashion was...
Zero to zero! It was terrible!
No, it was better than yours.
No, no, this is...
No, when we were in high school...
You were still being called by your number...
No, it's not like that!
It was terrible!
You'd go out on Sundays and do things on your own...
On my own?
It's not like that!
I don't do things on my own!
You'd walk around with your ass out all the time!
I don't know anything like that!
If you had a friend like that next to you...
Just hide it for now!
I don't know where it changed...
Right?
Oh, what's this? Is it popular?
It's popular!
Is it popular?
It's popular!
And...
Eian, if you say this...
It'll be popular!
What?!
Someone like me has influence!
It's popular!
No, no, if someone like me did it, it wouldn't be popular!
But if you say...
That's... good!
Oh!
It wouldn't be good!
Hey, if I did it like this...
What?
That's good!
If you say it like that...
It's popular!
What's good about it?
It's something you can't reach.
Can you reach it?
Yes.
From me, right?
Yes.
You can't find Shaktani?
I can't find him!
I've been looking for him everywhere.
Shaktani is...
I hope Shaktani comes to see this theater.
That's the best thing.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who has changed from D-cup to E-cup recently.
Recently, you sold a lot of clothes with the concept of "pulling up".
Please tell me how you have evolved since then.
I've changed a lot.
And my underwear has also changed.
It's like "six-four-three".
What is that number?
It's hard to remember.
I can't remember this number.
What was it?
Six-four...two?
Seven!
It's not six-four-seven!
It's a bell-bottom!
Yes! It's a bell-bottom!
It's like "pulling up".
"Pulling up" is old-fashioned, isn't it?
Is it old-fashioned?
Yes.
What is it like now?
I think it's going to be amazing.
Tell me about it!
You've changed from D-cup to E-cup, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
What is it?
I want to prepare for it!
Did you wear "pulling up" back then?
Yes, I did.
You don't wear it now, do you?
I don't wear it anymore.
Why?
Because...
What?
Why?
What is it?
Tell me about it!
I mean, you sing and talk.
That's not it!
No, that's not it!
No, no, no.
For now, let's listen to a song.
What are you doing?
Are you doing a radio show?
It's not a firecracker show.
But I want to say it. You know it, of course.
Then say it.
But if I say it, people will call me and say...
You can't do it, Matsu-chan!
Just say it as a hint.
I can't say it directly.
Okay, okay.
I'll say it as a hint.
This is what will happen next.
When the moon is covered with clouds.
I know it!
What will you do then?
"When the moon is covered with clouds," what will you do?
You will fall.
What?!
Don't touch me!
That's funny.
I can't do it.
"If you two go to the jungle and you get bitten by poisonous snakes," what will you do?
I think it's a question.
Yes, what is it?
I only think about Hamada.
So, as soon as the poisonous snake comes out, I won't forgive you for that poisonous snake!
What are you doing in front of my Hamada?!
And if you ask me, I have poison!
Who did you ask?!
What are you doing in front of my Hamada?!
I'm getting angry!
Ouch!
So, as soon as the poisonous snake comes out, I won't forgive you for that poisonous snake!
And if you ask me, I have poison!
What are you doing in front of my Hamada?!
You only think about Hamada?!
He's stupid!
I'll drink mugi tea in the morning. Is this mugi tea okay for Hamada?!
NHK "Correct Japanese Lesson"
You were my first older brother, Matsumoto-san.
Was I?
Yes, you were.
Is there a cool way of calling for a person who has changed their hair?
Of course, there are cool...
There were a lot of cool ways of calling for people, right?
Yes, yes.
For example, even if you fall down on the road, you can say "cool" again and again.
You can say "cool" again and again.
Please show me a cool way of calling for people.
What kind of broadcast is that?
The usual...
It's expensive! It's expensive!
- On that day... - What is it?
- On that day... - Yes, yes, on that day...
I'll raise it like this!
Wait a minute, please!
I'm a car!
And a window!
Everyone, every day...
Gara gara gara gara!
Chirigami exchange shop...
I'm not doing it for education or business, but I'm staying!
What?
I'm staying!
I'm doing it for fun!
Don't get so angry!
Gara gara gara gara!
Every day...
You know...
Chirigami exchange shop...
Why don't you just say you like her?!
I like her...
No, no...
I'll stay.
No, of course you'll stay!
You're scary!
If you say things like that...
No, you're cool.
When a tadpole grows up, it becomes a frog.
And in front of the frog is a tadpole, but...
A tadpole between a frog and a tadpole...
When it has legs...
What do you call it?
This part...
What do you call it at this moment?
Well...
To put it simply...
What do you call it?
It's "sue"!
"Sue"?
It's "serious"!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Wait a minute! Ah!
It sounds funny.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Ah, I can't enjoy this!
Why? Why?
It's funny, isn't it?
In the end, it's a frog.
It's a frog.
In the meantime, it has a tail and legs...
Yes, yes...
What is this?
So, at that moment, it's "serious"!
For example, you...
Yes, yes...
Mr. Hamada, you...
Yes, yes...
You have various faces, don't you?
Various faces? What do you mean?
For example...
You have an "h" face, don't you?
Yes, yes...
Let's say this is a frog.
An "h" face is a frog...
Right? At that moment, you have become an "h" face, don't you?
Yes, yes...
A frog...
I'm a frog!
That's what you're trying to say.
I see, I see...
When you have an "h" face, you do something like this...
And one more thing...
Well...
When you're doing a drama...
Yes, yes...
Let's say this is "otama jacks"...
Yes, "otama jacks"...
But even when you're doing a drama, you're acting.
You're acting...
"otama jacks" is really "otama jacks"'s acting.
You know, like...
Like "otama jacks"...
When you're acting, you're like "otama jacks"...
Are you stupid or what?
When you're acting, you're like "otama jacks"...
Yes, yes...
"otama jacks"...
OK, OK...
Right?
OK...
So, you're a frog and you're acting...
"joke"...
"joke", "joke"...
And in the meantime...
You're just "joke"
That's the most mediocre thing you can do!
I mean, you don't know what you're doing and you're just moving your arms and legs and tails...
And you're still told "don't go home yet"
I mean, you don't know what you're doing and you're just...
What's that called?
joke
"joke", "joke"
I mean, there's that "joke" part, right?
Well, there is, but...
You're serious about yourself, aren't you?
I know, I know...
You can't be serious about yourself!
Why is Omaru in the shape of a duck?
What do you think about this?
You know, Omaru only uses kids, right?
Kids...
And if you don't put him in a fun atmosphere...
You know, a king with a character like this...
He'd be happy, wouldn't he?
Does that mean...
A cute character...
To make you feel like you're a kid?
That's not what it means, is it?
It's not a trivial thing, is it?
Because if that's the case, it doesn't have to be Ahiru, you know...
It could be Anpanman, you know...
No, you have that now, don't you?
You're serious, aren't you?
No, it's just an ordinary answer.
Oh, you don't know it, do you?
I'm serious!
Tell me about it!
There are many other animals, like elephants and giraffes.
But why ducks?
Well, you know...
He's asking why ducks.
I see. Why ducks?
Well, you know...
In the past...
People used to...
Poop on top of ducks.
Let's go home!
What are you talking about?
It's sad to poop on top of ducks!
Don't touch me!
What are you talking about?
Listen! Listen! Listen!
You're the one who should listen!
Listen to me...
Listen to me now!
If you do it in a quiet place...
You'll hear a sound, won't you?
That's what makes girls embarrassed.
Listen to me...
So, in the past...
People used to poop on top of ducks...
Ducks?
People used to touch ducks when they went out to poop.
Oh, no!
And they turned off the sound.
Instead of "jaa"?
No good?
Try again!