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First episode of "Gaki no Tsukai"
Chikichiki! Kagayake!
Spring Celebrities Baseball Tournament
Chikichiki! Kagayake! Spring Celebrities Baseball Tournament
Since pro baseball has opened
Celebrities baseball team should try it too
Baseball season has just begun
We will do our best
You are the ace of "Gaki no Tsukai"
You shouldn't have said it in a funny way
You got defeated by a helicopter
You thought "it's a helicopter"
Was it funny?
You lost
I'm sorry
I'm just an ace of "Gaki no Tsukai"
You can tell by his attitude
I'll accept it
How about you?
You're still the same
You can tell from his attitude
What do you mean?
It's like I'm in a bogey
I watch this school but I don't know where it is
It's hard to tell
Let's go
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see
The game starts
Ready
The game has just begun
The kids' Sky team versus the entertainers' team's spring baseball team
What kind of talent will appear?
Let's look forward to it!
First, second, electric groove, pielle waterfall, number seven, nana
First up is pielle waterfall
Yamazaki is staring at them
Pielle, pielle, shoot them!
Hayako is getting ready for the fight!
She's nervous too!
Play wins!
She looks at the sign!
She nods!
Pay attention to the first ball!
She throws it!
Oops!
This is a sudden bean ball!
Will Yamazaki be able to win?
Pielle is also looking anxious!
Hey! Don't use it! Don't use it!
Don't use it!
Watch out! Watch out!
Don't use it!
You can use it!
Yamazaki, she's challenging herself to a fight!
She's getting ready for the second ball!
Oops! A bean ball!
She can't use it!
Don't use it! Don't use it!
Pielle, don't!
Don't use it!
Pielle, don't!
How was I supposed to use it?
Did I really use it!?
You hit it!
Dead ball! Dead ball!
You hit it here!
Stop it, entertainer!
Stop it!
Don't get excited!
Dead ball! Dead ball!
Let's have fun!
At last, the two were separated.
Pierre became one of a kind.
No. 2
First
Hideo Nakano
Second
10
No. 2 is Hideo Nakano.
Yamazaki suddenly throws a gun.
Nakano pushes it to the mound.
Another dead ball!
Stop it!
Let's play baseball.
What are you doing? You have bad control.
If you use your usual strength, you can get it.
Let's have fun.
Now, the kid's Sky Team is in a sudden pinch.
Noah's runner is in first place.
No. 3.
With the runner in scoring position,
the batter is Ueshima of Dachio.
What are you doing?
I'm watching you.
What's going on?
I can't hit you, so it's OK.
Now, with the cleanup, how is Yamazaki's pitching?
Oops!
This is another dead ball.
This is Ueshima.
Sorry, Ryuji.
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
Go home.
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
Yamazaki, you should apologize honestly!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Who told you to say that?
What's wrong with you?
Ryuji, Ryuji.
You made me do a lot of work!
Both of you, don't get angry.
Now, with this, Noah's runner, Yamazaki's strike doesn't go in!
No. 4.
President Miyaji.
No. 1.
Now, finally, Yoshikawa Miyaji appears!
Yamazaki is in a big pinch!
What pitching will he show us?
It went into the set position!
He threw the first ball!
Who did it?!
Where did you hit?!
Where?!
Come on!
Where did you hit?!
President!
What?
You threw it at Matsumori, didn't you?!
Of course!
It's Matsumori, isn't it?!
Huh?!
Of course, President!
You're right!
That's wrong!
Matsumori!
It's Matsumori, isn't it?!
Matsumori!
Don't get angry!
Hey!
Matsumori!
Don't apologize!
You said you'd hit me!
I hit you!
Who hit you?!
You said you'd hit me!
No!
What!?
Matsumori!
What are you saying?!
Matsumori, you hit him!
President!
I don't understand what you're saying!
It's okay.
Let me have it.
Release it!
Ahh!
A four-in-four dead ball push-out for the gay team!
No. 5, catcher, Takano Kenji, who you know from "Pizarra".
Takano Kenji, back number 17.
Here comes a scary batter.
He is a professional wrestling player, Takano!
He is 2 meters tall and has a power hitter!
Time!
What?
Time!
What? Time?
Oh, wait a minute!
I...
Oh, what's wrong, Yamazaki?
Call everyone to the mound!
Is it bad? Is it bad?
You said it, didn't you?
You bocked it, didn't you?
That's right, that's right.
I don't know about that.
Recently, the funny thing is...
Takano-san, you're not funny at all.
You're not funny at all.
It's getting dark, it's getting dark.
Now, the match resumes.
Yamazaki, Kyota, and Takano...
What kind of ball will they hit?
Oops!
Once again, it's a dead ball!
I'm cool.
Really.
I'm really cool.
Takano-san, really.
I'm cool, even if it's bizarre.
Takano-san, really.
I'm cool.
I'm really cool.
Takano-san.
I'm cool, but...
Takano-san.
I'm cool-beauty.
Takano-san, it's hot!
I'm going to fall.
Takano-san!
No, it's no good!
Takano-san!
It's no good!
You're going to die, you're going to die!
Takano-san, get up!
You!
You're really funny, Takano-san!
Get up, you old man!
You're really funny, Takano-san!
No, it's no good!
Get up, old man!
Apologize, apologize!
Apologize!
Apologize, apologize!
You're really funny, Takano-san!
Really funny!
Yama... Yamazaki!
I didn't ask you to!
You're the bad one!
What have you got against me?
- Because of you... - Why?
- Who opened and closed it? - I did.
Then I'll do it!
Stop it!
Stop it, you bastard!
Catch me, you bastard!
Well, you know...
You know "merging words", right?
Merging words...
It's a simple story, right?
It's only about how many times you repeat it, right?
It's tough, isn't it?
Like I said before, it hurts...
It hurts...
You don't think of it like that, do you?
I know you don't think of it like that!
You don't think of it like that, but...
I've been saying "it hurts" for about two months now...
It hurts...
You guys end up using it as a merging word, don't you?
But you don't think of it like that at all, do you?
It hurts...
I don't know if it will become a merging word or not...
It's a shame, but...
I don't know, but...
It's stupid to think about it like that, isn't it?
You know...
I used to say "I haven't heard of it" a long time ago...
But now that I think about it...
I don't think there's anyone who has a merging word like me, right?
For example...
There are many of you who haven't noticed it yet, right?
For example, what kind of...
Hmm... Let's see...
No, really...
No, say it!
For example, say it!
Say at least one of them!
You guys made me laugh, didn't you?
No, no...
That's not what you said just now!
No...
Just now...
What's wrong with you?!
For example...
Ah! That's right!
You know... A merging word is...
A real merging word is...
Say it!
It hurts...
Well, it's fine...
It'll never become popular...
My most popular merging word is...
It's so deep that it doesn't even become a merging word...
So...
So, for example, what is it?
You know...
Recently, people have been saying...
"You're a little blue today", right?
I'm the one who said it!
Right?!
No, no, no...
No, no, no, no, no!
I didn't say it like that!
I know you'll say it like that!
If you can't say it, then don't say it!
If you dare to say it, I'll say it!
Until I said it, people didn't say "blue"...
I don't know about that...
Or "it's heavy"...
Don't say things like that!
"Ah, it's heavy today"...
No, that's what you said before I said it!
But...
It's so deep that it doesn't even become a merging word...
I have a lot of merging words like this!
What else?
What else...
Let's see...
"Heavy"...
People didn't say "heavy" either!
They didn't use "heavy" like that!
There used to be something like that in the past!
What's up with you guys?
Do you know "go, go"?
No, no, no...
You guys are no good!
Actually, you shouldn't say things like that.
But it's getting weird.
I know, I know.
You're saying weird things.
If you're saying it naturally,
you should say it in your mind.
I said it, but it's fine.
Say it with a bigger heart.
I said it!
It reached everyone!
That's why you're not cool!
You don't look like me at all!
No, but you're impersonating me!
You're saying it like you're saying it!
Talk to me! Can't you say it properly?
Why can't you impersonate me or you?
There's always someone who looks like you, you know?
Who, who?
No, you know, us!
No, no, I've never seen anyone who looks like me!
No, there is! You know, someone who looks like you, you know?
Really? I've never seen anyone like you!
No, you don't look like me!
Do we look like each other?
Everyone around me is saying, 'Wow, you do look like him!'
Who do you think you are?
Are you crazy?
You know, people who look like you, you know?
No, no, don't go home!
Who do you think you are?
You don't look like me!
There are three people who look like me, you know?
Yes, yes.
I've seen 17 or 18 people who look like you, you know?
There are a lot of people like me!
There aren't that many!
No, no, there are!
What?
People say you look like them all the time!
Even in 'Mono'!
What kind of face is that?
No, no, you know, even in 'Door'!
But you know, there really isn't anyone who looks like me!
You know, when I was in 'Downtown Jill'?
When you were doing a live show?
Yes, yes, yes!
Someone who looked like me tricked me!
Yes, yes.
Someone who looks like me so much!
Even the car I'm in looks like me!
Even the way I stand looks like me!
I'm sure you thought the same!
I don't want to see that!
You did it, didn't you?
I'll say it now, but...
That woman was so excited!
I'm sure you thought the same!
I did, didn't I?
Did you?
Yes.
That's enough.
That's enough, now.
You know...
First of all!
I don't know what you think of women,
but I've never tricked a woman before!
Wow!
That's amazing!
You look like a goldsmith!
Do you remember?
There was a guy in Osaka who looked like me.
He was wearing clothes and I asked him to show me.
He looked at me and said...
You look like me! Can't you tell?
But amateurs can't tell.
I can tell.
Why the f**k can't you tell?
Even if you look like me, you can tell I'm not you.
Of course!
But...
Are you stupid?
You can tell just by looking at me.
No, you can tell just by looking at me.
But amateurs can't tell because you've never seen me up close.
No, you can't.
Some of you have seen me on TV for the first time, right?
It's completely different, right?
It's not different at all.
You can tell why I'm so popular when you see me in person.
What do you want me to say?
You're f**king kidding me.
You've seen me on TV and you've got long legs, right?
No, I don't!
It's normal!
We'll talk about that again.
Here we go again!
No, I don't!
Come on, man!
I'm telling you not to believe everything you see!
But I didn't see anything!
Look with your heart's eye!
I'm sorry.
Look with your heart's eye!
Huh?
Close your eyes!
Did you close them?
Yeah.
They're long, aren't they?
What do you mean?
What do you mean they're long?
They're just legs.
You said you didn't care about your ass!
There's nothing here!
Look, I'm telling you to go deeper!
Huh?
There's nowhere to go deeper!
Oh, no, no, no.
That's not it.
Hey, what do you mean?
It's like this!
There's something in here!
What is it?
A scroll.
Did you look for that?
No.
What does it say?
And then...
What is it?
How long are you going to do this?
I'm not done yet!
This is how I do it for work.
Is that how you cut it?
Of course I cut it!
It looks like you can use it.
What do you mean?
Well, you stretched it out.
Yeah, yeah.
Should we give it to someone?
To bald people.
Oh, who should we give it to?
You said bald people!
Give me a razor.
The other day I was surfing the Internet and received confidential information from a medical person,
but why does Mr. Matsumoto have a blood test every month?
- Have you ever done a blood test? - Yes, I have.
I did it at home.
- Why would you do something bad for someone like that? - Why?
- It's a lie. - No, you guys...
- Why are you running away from me? - Why are you running away from me?
- You're the one who runs away from me almost every day.
You're stupid.
You've hit the same guy twice.
You've hit him that many times.
- That's not possible. - I'm not running away from you.
- Why do you want me to do it? - Well...
- Why do you have a blood test every month? - Do you know what "human blood" means?
I don't know.
- How many cc did you take? - I don't know. I don't remember.
What's wrong with you?
You're trying to cover up for me, aren't you?
- I think you're saying too much. - No, I'm not.
- I usually take 200 cc. - Really?
- 200. - Really?
- But you also took 200. - What?
- What did you take? - Well...
- A little rough guy. - What do you mean "rough guy"?
- A little rough guy. - A tough guy.
- A tough guy? - I was a tough guy.
- So you usually take 400? - Yes.
I also take hectare.
Because the blood testers call me "hectare".
Because I have a hole. "Here you go again, hectare."
I don't like it at all!
- "Hectare" is what they call me. - He's stupid.
Tell me why you're doing it!
Because I want Yakult.
I'm Koutarou!
Stop showing off!
I'm Koutarou!
- Don't be so proud of yourself. - No, no.
Don't you dare compare Koutei's motor and Yakult's motor!
The amount of money you worked hard for and the money you collected are different, right?!
I'm telling you that now!
- I'm sorry. - Tell me "weight"!
Tell me "weight"!
- I'm embarrassed. - Tell me "weight" from "a"!
- Tell me "weight"! - Weight.
Tell me "weight"!
Mr. Mazumosu, who is more famous for his quick wit than Daisuke Jigen, please show us your quick wit.
- Have you ever done quick wit? - I haven't done quick wit, but I've sold tea.
Why?
- In Tokyo Bay? - You want me to shoot you?
- What will you do after practice? - I'll go abroad!
- Are you sure you'll go abroad? - I'm begging you!
- Quick wit? - I don't do quick wit.
- Try it. - Isn't it easy?
Let's do it.
- It's too late. - Why? - It's too late.
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with me?
I've been waiting for you since I went on my school trip.
- I can't do it. - Damn it.
As soon as you said "kutamigaura", I got it wrong.
You say it, too!
Say it with me!
It's too late! Too late!
You said it twice.
What's late?
And your stance is different.
Like this.
Is it "nicho" or "nicho"?!
And what is it?!
It's weird! It's like this!
No, no, more like this.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
No, not at all!
I don't like it!
It's disgusting!
You don't like it?!
Come on, you do it.
Yes.
Can I?
"Hayauchi" means...
Do you know what it means?
Hayauchi...
Hayakuutsu means...
Hayakuutsu...
Hayauchi...
I know!
You can also "hazuku" with this hand!
"Hazuku"?!
You can't say it!
You can't say "hayauchi"?!
You can't say it!
Shut up and do it!
You can also "hazuku" with this hand!
Yes, yes, yes!
Let's do it.
What?
Let's do "hayauchi".
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll do it.
Yes, yes.
What's wrong with you?
You're lame!
Why do you say that?
It doesn't make any sense!
"Hayauchi" is the value of "hayauchi"!
You usually hit people!
I don't know about that!
"Hayauchi" is the value of "hayauchi"!
I can hit anyone with "hayauchi"!
It's dangerous to say "hayauchi" like that!
Why is it dangerous?
You can hit your feet or something like that!
I just did it!