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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yara" we'll have the Chiki Chiki Entertainment Association's Babanuki Championship!
It's been a while.
It's been a while since we've had a start like this.
It's nice.
Since Mr. Yamamoto will be leading us today, we haven't been told anything.
Yes. Today we'll be having the Entertainment Association's Babanuki Championship.
Yes, you said it.
I said it just now.
I said it.
From now on, 31 celebrities' photos will come out as cards.
Yes, yes.
And we'll hand them out?
Yes, we'll hand them out to you two.
Yes.
And we'll take them off one by one in the Babanuki method.
Yes, yes.
And we'll have the celebrities with the same common name come out here.
I see.
Do you understand?
Yes, yes.
And if you really have the same common name, you'll be called "Babanuki".
What?
But if you really have the same common name, you won't be called "Babanuki".
You won't be called "Babanuki".
And you'll have one card left, right?
Yes, yes.
That person will become the Entertainment Association's "Baba".
I see.
That's how it is.
That's right.
He's not "Baba", though.
Yes, he's not needed in the Entertainment Association.
No, he's not needed.
That's your interpretation.
He's not included in the Entertainment Association anymore, right?
He's not included in the Entertainment Association anymore.
Why is there so much resentment against the Entertainment Association?
Be aware of it!
It's profitable.
Be aware of it, Mr. Yamamoto.
It's profitable.
Damn it!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
I'll say it, of course.
Yes, please look at it. And...
It's hard! It's hard!
There are a lot of things I don't like!
That's what I'm like!
There are a lot of things that are hard for me to do!
That's what I'm like, too!
I've decided to be fair!
Yes, please say it!
I don't like this game.
I don't like it at all!
I like it a lot!
This kind of atmosphere...
Yes, yes, everyone used to sit like this in the past!
You pulled a good one!
Pado, you pulled a good one!
In a bad way, you're an idiot!
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
Did you find it?
I found it!
Yes, please show it to me.
This is it.
Eh?
Hamada Masato-san has appeared.
What does it mean?
It's hard for me to say it.
Safe!
It's hard for me to say it!
It's a big safe!
Are you an idiot?!
There's nothing else for me to say!
That's right, that's right.
In order to avoid it...
Yes, that's right.
It's a game, so...
I found it!
Hamada Masato-san has appeared.
This!
I found it!
Gurechiki!
What is it?
This is...
OK!
Yes, let's go.
Please draw a good one, sir.
Here you are.
I drew a good one!
Sir, you drew the best one, didn't you?
Here you are.
Sir, you drew a good one!
But I don't have...
...anyone to perform for me.
Is it for this kind of thing?
Could you show me your common language?
It's easy to understand.
Easy to understand?
Well, it's not really a common language...
...it's just like this.
Okay, we're done.
I want to say something good, too!
But you don't have anything good to say.
This is tough.
Here you are.
"Ahinagata Akiko".
Here you are.
"Matsumoto Hitoshi".
This is easy to understand.
What does this mean?
Both of you are like this.
"Ukeguchi".
No, "shakurei".
Here you are!
"Ichiban Hashi".
Ah, you drew a good one!
Mr. Matsumoto, you really drew a good one!
Yes, I'm Mr. Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi.
Ah, I remember one good one!
Here you are!
"Matsuyama Chiharu".
What does this mean?
This is...
Please calm down.
It stinks!
I know this one.
This is...
What should I say?
Ah, I know this one!
- Mock! - Both of you are manly.
I would never do that!
- Moriaki-san! - From a child to an adult, he is a loved character.
Please give him a round of applause!
- What a wonderful battle! - It is!
- Here it is! - This is it!
- Save! - Yes!
- This is a big save! Both of you are manly! - That's right!
- This is bad! - What do you mean?
- Mr. Uwajima! - Mr. Uwajima? Why Mr. Uwajima?
- Mr. Moriaki! - Oh!
- That was easy! - That's OK!
- I think it's Fujita. - Mr. Tomohana, please leave it alone.
- Ah! That's it! - I don't think so.
- No, no, no, no. - I don't have any trouble.
- I got it! I'll drink it! - Please drink it!
- Now, who will it be? Please raise your hands!
- Mr. Kudo and... - Mr. Kudo. - Yes.
- There is a problem in the room. - Oh!
- Correct! - I did it!
- It's correct! - It's not a big deal.
- It's a wonderful coincidence. - Thank you!
- I had... - A celebrity's baba!
- Well, it's not allowed. - I see.
- It's not allowed. - In that sense... - That's right.
- It's not allowed. - There is a bigger one.
- Since we are here... - Since we are here... - Well... - Yes.
- Do you want to do it? - No, I can't do it.
- I can't do it.
- I'm not that kind of person.
- Do you want to do it with Norias? - Norias! - Do you want to do it with Norias?
- Norias! - Wait a minute!
- Is it impossible? - Impossible.
- It's interesting. - It's been a while.
- I can't do it like this.
Hello.
It's been a while.
It's been a while, really.
It's a nice place, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
Yes, when you look at it like this...
Oh, you don't have any motivation. You're so clumsy.
What do you mean clumsy?! Don't say it like that!
You don't have any motivation. You're a mountain of words.
Anything else?
You know...
Yes?
Um...
Huh? What did you say?
Oh, it's fine.
Why is it fine?
You could have just forgotten about it.
It's not like that! It's not like that!
You know, you two don't get along.
You're looking at me again.
It doesn't show well, does it?
Yes, yes.
It's like...
When I put it in my little ear...
You're the kind of guy I hate the most, aren't you?
How do you know?
Hey, how do you know?
It's in some magazine, and it's terrible!
You're the kind of guy I hate the most, and you...
"You shouldn't do that," Hamada said.
I'm telling you!
"Hey, wait a minute," you said. "You're being a little too much," you said.
"You're overdoing it," said Hamada.
Because I'm too bad for you...
You said it.
I said it, and you said, "Get out of my way, idiot!"
Why did you find out?
You said it, and you two don't get along.
So you two don't get along because I don't get along.
You were just digging me up, and you looked like you were tired.
Yes, yes, I'm tired.
That's why I came out like this.
You were doing it like you said it.
I thought it was funny...
"Hey, don't laugh," you said.
Isn't that something you should say?
What's wrong with you?!
You shouldn't say that it's not true.
I'm not saying anything, because I'm stupid, right?
I'm being told that it's 100,000 yen, 50,000 yen, or fate.
You shouldn't say that.
What's wrong with you?!
You shouldn't say that it's not true.
I love you.
You shouldn't say that.
Does it hurt?!
It's not good.
It's always like this.
No, no, no.
Hey, hey!
I'm sorry.
I'll say it again.
I said it in the dressing room earlier, but...
How many years have I...
How many years?
How many years have I been in this world?
Fifteen years.
Fifteen years!
In fifteen years, I've never yelled at an AD or a staff member!
That's not true!
That's...
That's not true!
I sounded like Kodama-san, but...
That's not true!
You really shouldn't say that!
I really shouldn't say it!
Have you ever seen me yelling at an AD?!
I really shouldn't say it!
So, let me say it.
If an AD makes a mistake and yells at you out of love...
It might not be love.
Wait!
That's...
Wait, wait!
I'm not like that!
You and I aren't like that either!
Right?!
That's not true!
In fifteen years, I've never yelled at an AD or a staff member!
That's not true!
Sometimes, I've been careful to say "that's not true".
"That's not true" is...
It's tough!
I'm not like that!
I don't want people to think I'm a good person!
Being a good person is not good at all!
Of course!
I'm doing my best to provide laughter!
But...
I don't like people who are bad at lying!
Huh?!
For example, in Downtown Deluxe...
There's a survey, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?!
This is how good of a talent you are.
You're in 5th place.
4th place, 4th place.
You're in 4th place!
I asked 1,000 people and got only one vote.
There was 1st place!
There's a bad talent like you.
That's why...
Seriously, stop it!
You might not call me a good person or a bad person...
But...
I'm not that bad of a person!
You're an amazing old man.
That doesn't matter!
That doesn't matter, you old man!
Downtown's...
This is what annoys me! This is what annoys me!
What's wrong with you?
When I say "Downtown's bullies!"
That's what comes up in my mind.
Right?!
There's a picture of it next to me.
It's my picture.
We walked together.
It's like we're on the same bullet train.
That's funny!
What do you mean?!
That's funny!
It's like...
It's fine if you use my picture,
but it's fine if you use a normal picture of me, right?
Yes.
It's like...
Let's choose one!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's fine if you treat me like a bad guy, right?
Yes, yes.
Right?
Treat me like a bad guy!
I mean...
That's what you think, right?
What do you mean?
I'm sorry about that.
It's like...
Oh, you surprised me!
No, you didn't surprise me.
What?
It's like you're the one who's calling the staff and going "Argh!"
It's like you're doing that, right?
Yes.
I've never hit anyone since I was in first year of high school.
Why would I do that?
I'm not that kind of person.
You hit me!
No, it's not like that!
I do things like this for work, right?
That's all I do.
Shut up.
You're messing with me.
I'm not!
You are!
What do you mean?
Last week, you twisted your neck after Kangaroo was over.
I wasn't doing anything!
Why would I twist my neck?
I don't know about that.
Everyone called you a staff member.
Why would you do that?
Kangaroo was limping.
You twisted your neck.
But you didn't jump.
You ran away.
I can't believe it.
By the way, I remembered it.
You have a pachinko, don't you?
- Our? - Our.
- Yes, yes. - Downtown...
- Theater. - Theater.
This makes me angry again.
Why?
You have a lot of them.
I know you don't like me,
but you have a lot of them.
And I always get in your way.
Don't say that!
You have a bad image!
You don't care about my image!
You didn't sing this song yesterday, but you sang this song today.
Hama-chan goes out a lot, but you don't come.
Even if you say that...
I can't help it. I made it like that.
Why do you always get in my way?
I don't like you.
I'm glad you came out.
Even if you say that...
I didn't do anything wrong.
- But I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Hey, read it! Read it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, hello!
I'm always in your way.
I'm not in your way!
I don't know why.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- It's funny, so it's okay. - Is it funny?
Don't worry about it!
Look at him!
Get out of my way!
You were laughing behind my back!
Mr. Matsumoto, a professional in love.
I'm wearing glasses, but whenever I kiss, I'm worried about when to take them off.
"I'm going to kiss you now!" A woman can't get enough of it and naturally leaves her mood, so there's no way to take off her glasses.
Why do you kiss with your glasses off?!
I know you don't want me to wear glasses.
I know you don't want me to kiss you lightly with your glasses on.
But it's hard for me to kiss you with my glasses on.
That's obvious!
It's obvious, but it's hard for me to kiss you with my glasses on.
For example, when you have sex, you take a bath, right?
When you take a bath, you put on your glasses.
You take a shower and put on your glasses and come out of the bath.
When I asked you why you shouldn't put on your glasses, you didn't know where your girlfriend was.
That's a dead person!
I put on my glasses just in case.
Why do you always put on your glasses like that?
Put on your glasses!
I put on my glasses when I take my girlfriend to the studio.
Otherwise, she'll hit me.
I put on my glasses.
There's no one like that!
If I don't know where she is, I put on my glasses just in case.
I'm going home!
I put on my glasses.
Of course, I put on my glasses at those moments.
But it's hard for me to put on my glasses at the right moment.
I don't know, but for me...
It hurts!
I don't know.
There was a comedian named Oka Kenta.
Date glasses.
He was wearing date glasses.
I don't know about him, but he was wearing date glasses.
He doesn't have bad eyesight, but he always puts on his glasses.
And in the morning, when he goes "ping-pong, ping- pong", I say "okay".
And he puts on his glasses.
That's date! Date!
Even if you don't have it, you can see it!
That's not it!
Isn't it annoying when it's off or a little off?
When you can't concentrate.
You always have to do it like this, and it's annoying.
You're doing it like this, but you're doing it like this...
It's annoying.
There are men and women wearing glasses.
There are couples wearing men and women's glasses.
Sometimes.
Click, click, click!
Do men take women's glasses?
That's kind of you!
But they make you lie down and take your glasses.
Is that where it starts?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Otherwise, if you take your own glasses before you take a woman's glasses, you won't know it's a woman's glasses.
Yohkihi, Cleopatra and Ononokomachi are said to be the world's three most beautiful women.
Matsumoto-san, who do you think are the world's three most handsome men?
What do you think of handsome men?
Well, since it's the world, if you think of the world like that, the first thing you can't get rid of is Arandron, right?
I see...
And now... now it's America.
America is... you know...
Ah! John Lohn!
It's not America, but...
If you think of Arandron and John Lohn...
You like John Lohn, don't you?
Then it's Kato Goh.
Kato Goh is...
If you think of Kato Goh...
You'll never get rid of him!
Who is the manliest man in Japan?
I can't get rid of these three.
The representative of Japan is Kato Go.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who is the manliest man in Japan?
Kato Go and Tani Hayato.
What's wrong with you?
No, no, I'm not saying you're ugly!
Who is the manliest man in Japan?
Well, generally speaking, it's Kimura Takuya.
Yes, yes.
Who is it?
Well, well, well.
Who is the manliest man in Japan other than Takuya?
Of course, he has a beautiful face.
You have a big face!
Kato Go!
Big or small, it doesn't matter.
But you have a big face!
It doesn't matter.
I've seen you at the supermarket.
It doesn't matter if you're big or small.
You're not the last box of fireflies.
No, Tomashi.
It's hard to understand.
It doesn't matter if you're big or small.
Don't talk like Sabuyan.
Then who is it that you think is the manliest?
Oh, but now that we're talking about it, Sorimachi is the manliest.
No, it's not Sorimachi...
It's me, Sorimachi!
It's been 33 years!
I'm only 22 or 23 years old and my skin is already smooth!
Right?!
I'm still chubby like you guys!
Okay, now you go get Sorimachi for me.
I'll go get Kato for you.
What kind of connection do you have with Kato?!
Team Zero.
What's up, Team Zero?!
Don't mess with us!
Right?!
Okay, pull.
Okay, now Shinobu.
Oh, this is it!
Dirt!
Okay!
Take it off?
Okay.
Oh!
This is...
What's this?
Ichihara-san.
This is it, right?
Yes.
How do you do this?
I'm watching you.