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Kirara!
What is it, Urara?
Today is finally the final round!
That's right!
Do your best!
Let's do our best, Urara!
We've done this many times before.
That's right.
This year was especially tough, even compared to previous tournaments.
That's right, it was a tough battle.
The first round was a mess.
That's right, we were defeated by that attack.
There was no meaning to it, but we took a step forward.
That's right, that's right.
That's why today is the final round.
That's right.
We can't lose!
Who is your opponent today?
Today is...
Ucchanko Nanchanko!
They're the ones who stand out the most!
We can't lose to those dirty-skinned guys!
Do your best!
I understand.
Hey, you...
Your face is scary!
Are you okay?
But even so, we're pitiful, aren't we?
That's right.
There's no way we can win.
That's right.
Your serve is the best in this tournament!
That's right.
Serve from the other side!
Yes! I'm coming!
Yes!
Will you let me do it now?!
Now!
You did it!
Next is the other side's serve.
Yes.
Do your best!
It's our serve!
That's right.
We haven't done it like this for a long time.
Do your best!
Take it seriously!
Yes! I'm coming!
What are you doing?!
Your serve is the best in this tournament!
Do your best!
Take it seriously!
Yes! I'm coming!
What are you doing?!
Next is my serve!
That's right.
Do your best!
I understand.
I'm coming!
Depending on the weather, on a day like this...
Kirara!
What?
At this rate, we might lose.
Oh my!
What are you saying? It'll be fine!
We have no choice but to use that.
Tha... tha... tha...
That...
Are you talking about that?
If we do that, they might die.
Hmph!
It's fine if they die.
No!
We will win!
Let's do it!
If you say we'll do it...
Then do it!
Got it!
Fuga, fuga, fuga, fuga, fuga, fuga, fuga...
Fuga, ki...
Now, if you can shoot, then shoot!
This is a fleet representative's receipt!
Fuga, fuga, fuga...
Pira, pira, pira...
Fuga, fuga, fuga...
Pira, pira, fuga...
That's not pira, you said fuga, right?
You saw it, didn't you?!
"Gaki no Tsukai" quietly started in the dead of night.
In fact, this program was the trigger for its title.
And of course, the most popular manzai number is...
Here it is, finally, in Tokyo...
"Downtown" has been released!
It's been a long time since we last saw you.
I saw you the day before yesterday, so I'm feeling down.
I'm Takao Mame!
Really!
Takao Mame?
Stop it!
Um... I think I've kissed you before.
What did it taste like?
Gross!
Please tell your father about it.
Hey!
It's all in the past, so I forgot about it.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
It's all in the past, so I forgot about it.
And with that, "Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahen" was born.
Time is Poisonous
Goed Taihei no Gojisei
Eight Hundred Nights of Nights
Where this man is going, a storm will blow again today.
Help me!
The storm is coming again. The storm is coming again.
Ouch! Give me a lighter!
Help me!
Throw it, Osomaru! Throw it!
Give me a lighter!
Ouch! Ouch!
Business! Business!
Let's think about it together!
In July, we'll have a popular show called "Business! Business!"
Next, we have two people from downtown who aren't used to playing instruments.
Today, all of you who will appear in this show will have a golden hour show at night.
However, only this show in downtown will have a local show in the middle of the night.
You can't play the piano here.
Itsumi-kun will talk about it later.
What are you making?
This! "20 Seconds"!
- Here it is! - Here it is! - Here it is! - Here it is! - Here it is!
17 seconds left!
He's bent like a teacher!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, hurry up and say it!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll say it from now on. - Hurry up!
- I'll say it from now on. - Say it!
Izumi, say it later!
"Downtown Special"!
You're really fast!
- Wow! - Wow!
It's hard to meet you.
Finally, a golf competition!
The player of the Mocchan team is Junichi Ishida!
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Musaki Kanda!
Nice to meet you.
No. 3, 160 yards, short hole to Ikegoe.
Why do you shoot from there?
No.
If you shoot from here...
It's a tree.
Oh, I see.
You said it wrong.
The putter is bad.
That's right.
I forgot to put putter on the bread in the morning.
It's Ishida's barbie putt.
He hit it hard.
It rolled nicely.
It's on the line.
Nice in!
Big, I have nothing more to teach you.
What are you talking about?
Kanda's punishment!
Kanda's punishment is...
An iron bike that spins!
Hey! Stop!
I'm still waiting for you!
Swimming showdown, Khan to the punishment game!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yoshimura-san, you're fast!
Now, ball in!
The punishment game is...
Floating in the water!
For the punishment game...
You'll go to the next job while wearing these sea water pants.
Oh!
For the punishment game...
You'll go to the next job while wearing these sea water pants.
A naked...
King...
Has come...
A naked...
King...
Has come...
A naked...
King...
Has come...
A naked...
King...
Has come...
King...
Has come...
A naked...
King...
The 20th anniversary special project of "Mokyo Special" is about to be released.
This is a big show.
It's tough.
What are you cutting?
What is she doing on TV?
Next, Masayuki Watanabe.
Stop it!
During the live broadcast, there was a group called "downtown".
I was asked to compete in a live broadcast, and I lost. In the penalty game, I had to go to this school for my next job.
I'm just kidding. I'm serious.
Hot-blooded man's return match! Table tennis competition!
I don't know this kind of man!
Hot-blooded man's return match!
Smile and forgive me, please!
Good evening. It's 23 degrees Celsius in Tokyo right now. It's cool, isn't it?
Finally, I'm going to play table tennis.
I'm going to play a game that I've been waiting for a long time.
It's a little bit of a routine.
The number of injuries to the wind and feet is now about 100.
Please take care of it.
That's all for today's broadcast.
Thank you for your hard work!
I told you I didn't want it, but I still hate it when I choose it.
I don't want one of these.
By the way, I'm a second-year student.
I don't hate it, but I'm a second-year student who debuted this year and is 25 years old.
Hot-blooded man's return match!
Yay!
If Yoshizumi-san loses, you'll have to play a penalty game.
Since you won, you'll have to clean up this place.
I'm bored of watching you!
Start!
No! No! No! I haven't opened my legs yet!
Ujirai-dono!
Oh! Now!
Goal in!
Are you stupid?!
Yes!
Alright, it's coming!
Alright!
Alright, it's coming down!
It's a foul!
It's a foul! It's a penalty game!
It's a penalty game! It's a penalty game!
Captain!
You're the worst!
I'm happy!
I'm happiest when I'm with you, Captain!
The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" is airing every month!
Come and support us!
Let's go, Osaka!
First, Japanese TV.
Let's do this at work.
Work.
At the best, best company!
C!
While doing a UFO show or a ghost show!
S!
Even though you're a good producer...
You like girls, don't you?
C!
There are many employees who like sex...
Shut up!
S!
Soviet Union!
Shut up!
Hana-chan!
Let's do this at home.
Home!
While eating seafood!
K!
Catch a stingy wife!
S!
- My lips are drooping but... - Shut up!
S!
The more my pores open...
S!
- I'll go with Oman. - Shut up!
S!
- Citric Acid! - Over there!
S!
As you can see, we're wearing roller skates today.
We're wearing skates on our butts.
If we get caught, we lose!
That's why both teams will go and get their opponents' butts.
I see. It's not like we're planning something new or anything.
Hamada! Can you take my attack?!
S!
- Who is it?! - It's me!
Go! Go! Go!
- Wait! Wait! - Hurry up!
S!
Push! Push! Push him! Push!
Push and you'll fall! Push! Push!
Hot!
Time and time, coordinate strategy!
OK!
The best!
Coordinate strategy.
Let's choose each other's clothes.
And then fashion show later.
That's right.
Like this.
This is also tight.
Even adults can do this, right?
No, you can't.
Why not?
You can do this. Look, look, look.
This is fun!
What is this?
Hip-hop.
Hip-hop?
To make your style better.
This will definitely fit you.
The fashionable Hama-chan has appeared.
Hama-chan, please!
The theme is "one-shot boy".
"One-shot boy".
"Mom's help".
"One-shot boy".
This pose!
This is...
This is for two-year-olds.
Let me say one thing.
What is it?
I'm an eight-month-old child.
My theme is "what kind of person are you?".
Now, let's have him appear!
Please!
What?
It's Chanel.
It's Dantan's "Happy New Year"!
Idiot!
Is that how you do the Grand Prix part?
Now, who is the person whose poop looks like it's big?
Who is the person who won the grand prize?
Now, think about it!
The winner of the grand prize is...
First of all, this school...
In this episode, for the first time, Machan's real older brother will be revealed!
It's Machan's older brother!
He revealed Machan's younger brother's childhood episode!
It looked like it was going to rain a lot.
As it started raining, I suddenly jumped out of my shoes and my tongue was numb.
But instead of that, I was like, "You idiot! I'm sick of you!"
Why did you come down here?
Who did you say that to?
I saw something!
And now we have a big guest!
You idiot! I'm sick of you!
First question! What did you think of when you were in middle school and high school?
This is...
First of all...
A man with a face!
Second question! What did you think of when you were in middle school and high school?
A rural panda!
Third question!
A fool!
Fourth question!
Pig glasses!
Fifth question!
A hated person!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you doing?!
I know you're crying, but what is this?!
What is this?!
And now we have Matchan's crown!
You're the third person, right?
Yes, yes.
So if you say it like that, it's rude, but...
Like a pet...
Like a pet!
How was New York?
What about New York?
Did you have fun?
No, for now, that long plane, I can't stand it. It's bad, but...
You know, when we were walking in the city...
People with small eyes came up to me and pushed me. I was so scared.
I didn't have it in my room, but we were walking in New York.
The camera was turning like this, and I was about to break my shoes.
Two and a half people were eating.
When I was just lying down, he pushed me.
I was about to get hit by those two and a half people.
Those two and a half people were...
What are you doing?!
Even when I was saying like this, I looked back and...
He was running away again.
That was really scary!
He was fighting with black people.
I thought it would be okay even if they had a fight.
No, it's okay! It's not scary at all!
No, it's not!
He's not running away! He's pulling me!
He's obviously running away!
Why is he pulling you like that?!
Come here! Come here!
There's a trap here!
When you put salt on a slug, it melts.
But if you keep putting salt on it, what will happen in the end?
It will disappear.
It will disappear from this world?
It will disappear.
I see. But salt remains, right?
Salt remains, right?
I see.
I guess it's not like that.
Was this experimented on?
Of course!
First, let's look for a slug.
I knew that if you put salt on a slug, it will melt.
I see.
So I put salt on the slug.
There you go!
It started to melt a little.
I see.
Is that okay?
I put more salt on it.
It melted even more.
I see.
What will happen in the end?
I brought more and more salt from here.
I see!
I put more and more salt on it.
You put more salt on it!
Now, what happened?
My mother scolded me.
Please cut this scene.
Two girls who didn't know anyone in Tokyo.