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I can't believe it.
Oh, you're looking for a house in Yamanaki.
You want a life like us, don't you?
Yes, we do. We just moved in.
We just moved in.
But if you decide for me, I'll go there.
Really?
Really.
Can I show it to you?
No, you can't.
You might get bullied.
No, you can't.
No, you can't come to my house.
You're weird.
Even amateurs know that they'll lose money if they get involved.
Even amateurs don't lose money.
You're cold-hearted.
You don't even look at the camera.
You think I don't know.
Wait a minute!
You're weird.
I'm sorry.
I'll look for you more and more.
But you're a talent.
You're cold-hearted.
Thank you.
You're cold-hearted.
Stop it!
I won't do anything.
Your weird way of getting involved...
What?
It's painful.
What's wrong?
I feel sorry for you.
Wait a minute!
Normally...
You should have come earlier.
No, you're wrong.
You're cold-hearted.
You should have come earlier.
No, you're wrong.
I was about to get excited.
You should have come earlier.
Why?
This is painful, too.
It's not painful.
It's okay.
You should have told me earlier.
I'm sorry.
Why are you sorry?
I shouldn't have come earlier.
Anyway...
Please look for me more.
I'll look for you more.
Thank you.
It's cheap here.
Really?
Yes, it's cheap here.
Let's go there for now.
Okay.
It's spacious.
It says "go down".
Yes.
Let's go.
This one.
Let's go there first.
It's 135,000 yen.
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It's around here.
It's nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But it looks noisy.
No, it's not.
It looks noisy.
No, it's not running now.
What?
It's not running now.
It's running now.
Ah...
Bus.
What's with him?
He's weird.
You know...
It's here.
It's nice, isn't it?
M... M house.
M house.
It's an auto lock.
Really?
Yes, it is.
I have to press the button.
Yes, you have to.
But you can go up and down.
What?
You can go from here, too.
No, you can go from here, too.
You left it there.
It's okay for an adult.
Well, well, it's okay.
You searched for it.
Yes, well, it's okay.
It's okay, isn't it?
You can go this way, too.
Yes, yes, you can go that way, too.
You can go up there, too, right?
Yes, yes, this way, this way.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please come in.
It's a hotel room.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This one?
Yes, yes.
Which one do you like?
I like the white one.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's spacious!
It's spacious.
This is the kitchen.
It's beautiful.
There's also a kitchen.
Yes.
What is this? Is it 1DK?
Is it 1DK?
Well, this is... No, no, it's not.
There's one over here, too. Look.
Oh!
Really?
Yes.
It's a tatami!
It's 2DK!
It's 135,000 yen per house.
Hey, is it on fire?
Oh, I heard that the building in front of us will be gone.
Really?
Yes.
That's great.
I heard that a waterfall will flow here.
Wow!
That's great.
Really?
Yes.
It's noisy in here.
Yes.
The scenery is nice, but it's noisy in here, isn't it?
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
This one, right?
Yes, it's fine, it's fine.
This one, Yamada-kun.
Yes.
Why don't we push this one, too?
This will end the filming.
No, but how about this one? I like it, but...
If it's this wide, it's enough.
That's right.
Let's decide on something.
There it is!
Huh?
There it is! Huh?
What's wrong?
There's someone there!
What are you talking about?
There's someone there!
Where?
I just pushed it!
There it is! See, you can hear me!
What do you mean, "there it is"?
There it is! There it is!
What are you talking about?
There it is!
What is this?
It's fine, it's fine. Yamada-kun, I don't want it.
No, look! There's no one here!
No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
It won't break!
No, it's...
Ow, ow, ow! See?
He's strangling me!
Ow, ow!
What are you talking about?
There it is! There it is!
Ow, ow, ow!
What are you talking about?
What do you want? What do you want?
Nothing.
There it is!
Nothing...
What are you talking about?
Ow, ow!
The heel is...
Ow, ow!
The heel?!
Ow, ow!
What are you doing?!
Ow, ow!
Hey!
I get it! I get it!
What's with you?!
Hey you!
I'm just trying to clean up the room, what do you want me to do?!
Enough of that!
Ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow!
What's with you?!
You're crazy!
I'm done with you!
Let's go! Let's go!
Ow, ow!
You're a good guy!
What's with you?!
Let's go to the next one!
Ow!
Is there such a way of refusing?
No, that's nasty.
It's a ghost, a ghost.
What is it?
A ghost! It's a ghost! It's an evil spirit!
Look, it's a self-destructing ghost of someone who lived before!
Who lived before?
SM! SM!
SM lived before?
No, it's true!
SM lived before?
That's why I said it! I said it!
You're annoying me!
Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
Hey! Next!
Here! Here!
160,000 yen rent!
160,000 yen?!
Here you go.
160,000?!
Go through this entrance hall.
I don't think you can get in.
Wait a minute. Are you going to take a bath?
Are you stupid? It's not that heavy.
- But it's the inside that's a problem. - Yeah, yeah.
Maybe you shouldn't go inside. Huh?
- You were crying? - Huh?
- What's going on? It's unnatural, right? - You were crying.
- The door is open. Is it this one? - Yeah, it's this one.
- You came out of there? - Yeah, I came out of here.
You're such a bad guy. You came out of there crying.
I got it.
I came here to see the room. But it's too low.
- Too high? - Too high.
- Turn it over. - Turn it over.
- It's not for amateurs. - Is that so?
- It's beautiful. Look inside. - Look inside. It's really beautiful.
- Yeah, it is. - Huh?
- Look, look, look. - Wow!
- You came in and there's a room all of a sudden. - Look, look.
- Huh? - Can I take a look?
This is 160,000 yen, right?
- It's cheaper than before. - It's cheaper than before.
- This is probably a closet in the other room. - Yeah.
- That's why there's a big TV here. - Yeah.
- It's popular now. - I see.
- It's popular now. - It's like a TV set up.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I see.
- Young people these days don't like big screens. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I don't like big screens either. - Yeah.
- This is... - It would be better if you left the entertainment world.
- I like that, too. - This is the bathroom.
- Oh! - Bathroom.
- A net bath. - It's a marble floor.
- Oh, marble floor! - Wow!
- Marble floor. - This is a cool escape room.
- The toilet is a little shabby. - It's a trachea.
- Man, look at this!
- Huh? - What is this?
- Wait a minute.
- This... - What is it?
- What is this?
- Look at this! There's a nose here!
- What is it? There's a nose here!
- Huh?
This is stupid, stupid, stupid!
Sorry!
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!
Sorry!
Touch it!
Again! You again today!
I'm sorry!
Wait! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What is it?!
You really are malicious!
What is it?!
Ouch!
Stop it! Stop it!
What is it?!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Oh, is that so?
Well, the pressure is getting stronger and stronger.
It's amazing, somehow...
The side of his face looks like a predator's.
It can't be helped!
No, but Ryoma-kun...
What are you talking about?
Hey!
No, no, really...
What should we do?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
No, really, it's been a while.
It's been a while since we did a compilation episode again, hasn't it?
Yeah!
This show is really...
There's always a compilation episode when we don't know why.
Because we haven't decided on a time yet.
No, I'm really sorry.
I want to do it properly, but...
That happens all the time.
This time it couldn't be helped.
I went out for a little music fair.
I was wearing it just in time.
I was wearing it behind my back.
It can't be helped, can it?
How have you been lately?
It's getting cold.
No, it's not getting cold.
It's getting cold all of a sudden.
Yeah, it's getting cold.
It doesn't make sense.
Oh, really?
It doesn't make sense.
Oh, me!
I don't know if you noticed it or not, but...
It's been a while since I've seen you so pissed off.
This guy...
No, but...
Personally, I don't think I've noticed it.
No, I don't know if you've noticed it or not, but...
Are you watching TV?
I'm not watching TV, I'm doing it!
Do you know?!
No, tell me!
It's been a while since I've seen you so pissed off.
You've been mad at me for a while now.
You were prepared for it.
So...
I couldn't help being mad at you.
I'm working hard on this show.
I'm not your guest or anything like that.
I don't know if you happened to come to the studio next door or something like that,
but you were waving your hands between the cameras like this.
But you're working here!
You don't have anything to do with this!
You're playing around in the studio and waving your hands behind my back.
I don't know who you're waving them to, but you'd better not!
Yeah, you're right.
You don't wave your hands twice during the show, do you?
Of course I do.
What do you think you're doing?
Yeah.
You're waving your hands for about five minutes in a row.
I shouldn't do that, right?
You absolutely shouldn't!
While I was doing this in the middle of it...
Wait a minute!
Go somewhere!
What?
No, I told you from the beginning.
Just because your father is big doesn't mean you're fat.
That's right! That's what I want to say!
Right?
That's weird!
You're wrong! You're wrong!
Right?!
Just because your father is big doesn't mean you're fat!
If you were a pig, your father would be big!
You shouldn't say that!
How many times do I have to tell you that pigs are big fathers?!
You really...
You say that a lot!
If you die...
I know you will say that at the end.
Well...
I will say goodbye to you with this video.
If you are a pig, you are a big father!
I will play a role.
That is really funny!
I want you to do it!
They have different values.
When I see something, I think it is beautiful.
I think like that.
But they are different.
They don't interfere with me.
This looks painful.
They think like that.
It is not painful.
I got angry.
It is painful.
Recently there has been no pain.
Really.
In that sense, this material is wasteful.
It is not bad.
There are some strings attached.
I see.
What's up with you?
There is a video store I go to sometimes.
Is it a verification shop?
I don't know if I can say it's a verification shop, but in the video store's adult corner...
Who would like to buy it?
There is a video, but can you show it to me?
You'll be surprised!
No, no.
Usually, in a video, the package is beautifully displayed, but in reality...
What is this?
There are a lot of people who don't like it.
In that sense, there is no demerit.
Hey, wait! You're looking at it!
No, I'm not!
I'm not looking!
"No demerit" means you're actually looking at it!
No!
You're a little pessimistic.
There must be a mosaic in it, right?
No mosaic!
You can't show me all of it!
You can't show me this!
I'll look at it and...
I'll say...
Kou-chan, you're out!
It's your own house!
It's a video!
What is this?!
Really!
What is this?
What is this?!
Once, I went out of the video and came back again!
I wanted to watch it again!
Once, I said "I'm back again!" and said "No!"
Look at me!
Once, I said "Let's go!"
Itao was with me, but he said "There's no way!"
This is the director's job!
Why is the director in the package?
It doesn't matter, does it?
And you know, there's also a series.
Out of about six series, two of them are...
You can guess, too!
One of them is montage, you know, montage, photos.
Montage, you know, there's four sections.
Obviously, there's one too many.
No way!
Eyes are there!
Head is there!
Eyes are there!
Teeth are there!
Mouth is there!
This is pretty much a montage, you know.
Head is there!
Eyes are there!
Teeth are there!
Something is there, you know!
And...
And mouth is there, you know!
There's one reddish thing, you know.
An extra thing.
And mouth is there, you know.
No one will buy that.
Because you can't even get it.
Anyway, you saw it, right?
No, really, I was surprised.
Seriously.
I don't know how to look at it.
No, how do you look at it?
No, I don't know which is front or back, Ishii.
That's too much to say.
Oh, really?
Should we look at it?
No, we can't.
Let's say we all look at it.
All of us?
Maybe...
Just me looking at it won't be shown on TV.
But if you do something like that...
This show is stupid, so I'll call you.
Someday, you know...
I'll bring you to the beach!
If you don't come to the beach...
I don't know what to do!
If the two people I'm talking about come together...
It's going to be a mess!
No, I mean, you shouldn't bring those two together.
Well, here and here are the same!
I think it's better to bite your neck!
It's funny!
Well, you know...
Let's watch it again.
Yes, yes.
Next time, okay?
Yes.
I want to watch it!
You'll be surprised!
What kind of ugly face is that?!
Give me an example!
Give me an example of that!
It looks like you're eating insects.
It looks like you're eating insects?!
Brother, don't you have any insects?!
It's a woman who looks like she's eating insects.
I see...
Do you understand?!
But if you look at it, it really looks like you're in the Kingdom of Togo.
I have a question for Mr. Batsumoto, who trained for 1,000 days in that factory and opened up a village.
If you're human, you'll have many difficulties, but what is the most painful thing in the world?
What do you think it is?
Painful things...
Well, there are a lot of painful things, right?
There are a lot...
...
No, no...
This is not a light topic that can be answered quickly.
That's right...
Why are you laughing now?
I thought it would be painful, but if you push it in...
If you make a lot of choices...
I'll use the elimination method.
Ah, I see, I see. What is it, really?
After all, it's surprisingly close to life.
For example, I'm really hungry and today is Sukiyaki.
When that happens, I don't have chopsticks.
That's too small.
But what should I do? I'm really hungry and it looks really good.
Run to the convenience store!
You're really...
I'll get angry.
You're the one who's getting angry!
If you say something like that, it's no use!
For now, when Sukiyaki is rustling and rustling, it's painful not to run.
Just now you said something like a manga character.
One hundred thousand yen, five hundred thousand yen, I'm really hungry and it looks really good.
You can't see it.
This is the most painful, right?
"One hundred thousand yen, five hundred thousand yen," what is that?
Isn't it?
If you say something like that, everyone will lose focus.
Even if you say it's the most painful, you don't have chopsticks, so what can you do?
Ah, the poop is hard.
Well, it's painful...
Sometimes I chase it.
I can do something about it!
That kind of pain...
When I was in that expensive elementary school, I went and went and went...
When I took a break from school and the dog ran away, I couldn't stand it!
Damn, it hurts...
M-Matsumoto-san! The dog ran away!
Damn, it hurts...
It hurts so much I can't think straight...
I was looking for it in the store...
I found it, but there's no tree...
It doesn't even have a neck...
It doesn't even have a neck, so if you do it like this...
You don't...
You don't walk like this, do you?
That's not it...
Then what is it?
When you laugh and when you get angry, you have one hair...
That's right...
I was angry while driving a car, too...
It's painful...
I was really angry before, but...
I was moving so much while driving a car, and the traffic jam...
I was like "What should I do?!" and I was holding it in...
I was like "Isn't there a toilet?" and I was turning around...
I was like "Somewhere, public bathroom, public bathroom!" and I was deliberately turning around...
And I finally made it to the public bathroom and I was like this...
I opened it and it fell down.
It's like this.
What are you doing?
What? Is it a protest?
It's like this.
Nothing came out.
You made a mistake.
It's in my stomach.
What are you doing this for?
I'm happy you like it.
You did your best.
You didn't come here to carry air to a toilet.
At the graduation ceremony, when you get your diploma, do you have any cool lines?
Of course, I have a lot of them.
The last of the last? I often say "take it and don't mess it up".
Even if it's like that, don't you get it in a strict way? Do you have any cool lines?
No, I mean, you know, normally high school students say it, right? And then the principal says it, right? And you get it like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
And when you say it like this, you cut it and decide it here.
No, normally high school students do it like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Normally high school students do it like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, you know, it's the last of the last three years.
Yes, yes, yes.
And when you think about it like this, BAM!
I graduated from high school!
I'm so cool!