AISubs v3.5
(singing in foreign language)
- Good evening. - Good evening!
- Finally, this day has come. - Yes, it has.
- We have sent many people out of this program. - That's right.
- Today, as well... - Yes.
- Until March 1st... - Yes.
- We will take a break from the entertainment world... - Yes, yes.
- And go to America. - This was a shocking event.
- This is... - For the entertainment world...
- Isn't it a bomb statement? - That's right.
- His statement, "I'm going to America." - Even so...
- This person... - Yes.
- The program "Find the Last Spot" is nowhere to be found.
- He and Gedo look alike. - Yes, yes.
- If we don't leave that behind... - Yes.
- It's such a pity, isn't it? - That's right.
- Even if we say it, he's our senior. - Yes, yes.
- That's right. - He's a great senior.
- Certainly, if we run this program... - Yes.
- I think we'll win a lot of money. - Yes.
- But we won't find any spots. - What do you mean?
- Now, let's welcome today's star! - Please!
- Gorilla! - Huh?
- I'm not a gorilla. - What's with you?
- Today is the day of departure! - I told you to look away!
- As I said earlier... - Yes.
- Is there any program like "Goodbye, Jimmy-chan"? - Not at all.
- Are you serious? - There isn't.
- You're laughing, you're laughing.
- Most of our programs don't have many guests. - Yes.
- There have been 310 "Gorilla" programs in the past. - Yes, yes.
- But there have been 15 "Jimmy O'Neill" programs. - Oh...
- This is our worst guest appearance. - Thank you, thank you.
- If we don't find a spot, we can't do anything about it. - Yes.
- Your contribution is important! - Yes.
- Jimmy-san. - Yes.
- We have compiled all of Jimmy-san's... - Achievements!
- We have compiled all of Jimmy-san's achievements in our video. - Yes.
- Please watch it first. - Thank you very much.
- I didn't say anything funny. - I didn't say anything funny either.
- I didn't say anything funny. - I didn't say anything funny at all.
- It surprised me. You don't seem to stand out at all. - I knew you were the one!
- You didn't say anything funny! You're a mountain of short stories! - Don't go back on that!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Jimmy Onishi, real name Onishi Hideaki.
A unique character of the Japanese comedy world.
His loveable jokes continue to give us peace and dreams.
That very Jimmy is now saying goodbye to us and traveling to America.
This is a miracle of one comedian.
In 1992, Jimmy Onishi, first appearance as a playboy.
Jimmy Onishi's first appearance as a playboy.
You've got something on your face!
Oh, hello.
Jimmy Onishi here!
Hello.
What?
I'm a playboy.
What?!
You don't know me.
I'm a playboy, you know.
Yeah.
See?
I'm a playboy!
You don't know me?
I'm famous.
I'm a fan of young people.
Yeah.
And I want you to see me.
But first of all, let me see you.
What should I do?
Just do as I say!
Yeah.
Run!
He ran away!
A lot of things happened and I finally came.
I didn't think I'd be chased by a yakuza and run away.
Jimmy Onishi here.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Everyone, yes.
Yes.
Ah, everyone, hello. I'm Jin.
Ah, um...
Everyone, you know me, right?
Excuse me, ma'am.
Could you touch me for a moment?
Ah, it's coming off a little.
Why is it coming off?
You...
Why is it coming off?
I don't know at all. Why is it coming off?
Ah, it's really coming off.
Excuse me, ma'am.
I don't know if it's coming off or not.
Ah, it's coming off.
Why is it coming off?
I know that myself.
Today...
Um...
Everyone, it's getting late.
Um...
See you again.
It's not coming off anymore.
Thank you very much.
Ah, thank you very much.
It's too early today.
I'll give you...
Yes.
I'll give you a garage in a place like this.
Yes.
There are a lot of things in there, so it's a little heavy.
Yes.
What is it?
My garage, Taiyaki.
You're cute.
What is it?
Yes.
What is it?
Taiyaki.
Thank you very much.
I knew you'd say that.
Yes.
Um...
I'm sorry.
Um...
Um... I'm not a manager, so...
Um... Sakurai-san asked me to take care of the garage.
Yes.
I was wondering where you were going with the burnt garage you mentioned earlier.
I'll take it.
He took it.
Take it!
This...
It's still there.
You hid it, didn't you?
Yes.
It's very popular.
"Downtown" turns it around and it doesn't back down a step.
Even on stage, they show their unique personality.
Their first trio manzai, "Fight! Three animals" was very popular.
You're popular.
Yeah.
What do you want to do?
I'm good at singing, so I want to release a record.
Oh!
You're good at singing?
Yeah.
Can you sing?
I can sing. Leave it to me.
Then what's your best song?
"Lie" by Nakajo Kiyoshi.
Let's have the audience listen to it today.
Please listen to it.
I'll sing it for you. "Lie" by Nakajo Kiyoshi.
"Lie" by Nakajo Kiyoshi.
"Motakutou" and "Culture Revolution".
Edison was talking about Motakutou's knee.
Why are you talking about Edison?
They were talking about 2039.
Before that, it was still unseen.
"Motakutou" and "Culture Revolution".
Then, Koshi was replaced.
"Motakutou" and "Culture Revolution".
Ewww!
He said he wanted to poop on a plate!
Thank you for watching.
It was amazing.
It was smelly.
What?
Your butt.
It was my first time using it.
It was quite a cut.
There were a lot of things.
I was surprised.
What surprised me was that a dog barked at me.
I didn't do anything.
It wasn't a special dog.
It was just a dog walking around.
It barked at me.
I was surprised.
Dogs don't bark at you.
They don't go into your house.
They barked at me a lot.
I realized it later.
I thought it was a dog barking at me.
What is he talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It wasn't a dog barking at me.
It was a normal dog barking at me.
That's right.
This is difficult.
What's difficult?
The tools.
Were you scared of those wet tools?
I don't know where the pee came out of.
When I was touching it, I saw that it was wet.
It's funnier when you're sober.
What is this?
It's funny when you're sober.
What is that "sub" in your name?
Kiden...
You were a priest.
In 1894, with his younger brother, Yamazaki Hosei...
...the hit series "Ogiri" was released.
However...
...the talents of Jimmy and Onishi started to decline...
...and the previous masterpiece "Meo Mi Na Ru" was released.
Jimmy and Yamazaki's final battle...
...their love for each other...
...suddenly collapsed.
Entertainment world - Kengen no Kaitetsu
This is our Jimmy.
He's the only one left.
I don't feel good.
Look at Jimmy's face.
Our Jimmy is like a pig.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know! Look at him!
He's a bad guy.
Hey!
Mikaelin!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
T-shirt!
T-shirt...
That kind of poison doesn't work properly.
The one who comes out with a knife is already admitted to have guts.
Alright!
It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Do it from the inside!
Why are you talking?!
You coward!
No!
It's hot!
What's with you?!
You're human!
You did it yourself!
Look at the camera!
It's hot!
One second.
It's hot!
Your face!
It's beautiful!
In 1995, the talent of Jimmy Onishi, who won the Yamazaki lottery, entered the showbiz world and opened up a new territory.
Musical adventure "ninety-five", "summer", "eye"
I did it!
Wow!
The light is leaking!
Whose room is it?
Romeo!
Why are you Romeo?
Come up here!
And hold me!
Right now!
Romeo!
Juliet!
Romeo!
What?
Romeo!
I'm sorry!
Summer pool!
Romeo!
Summer pool!
Vaughan is so funny.
I'm scared.
In the TV special " klimp, use, special "
We talk about their private life.
At a hotel in Hong Kong,
In Hamada and Satoshi's " bedstay report "
They show us their frank charm,
And let us feel a familiar side of them.
Thank you for watching until the end.
I've heard it a few times, but I don't know if it's true or not.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Good morning.
It's heavy, isn't it?
Did you see it?
He did it in the best way possible.
Ouch!
We will never forget the joy of spending time with you, Jimmy Onishi, for the past four years.
That smile, that voice, that warmth...
Even if we're far away from each other, we don't want you to forget, Jimmy Onishi.
Because you are an irreplaceable friend.
Ah, that's great. As expected of Jimmy-chan, who is in love.
Once in a while, Yamazaki and Jimmy really think they're on good terms.
- Right? - That's right.
- Jimmy-san said that, didn't he? - Jimmy-san said it.
- But Jimmy-san really hated me for some reason. - Oh, really?
Like, for real, for acting, for being confused.
He really hated me for it.
Even when I go to America, when I say I'm going there to play, he says, "Actually, I'm the only one who's coming."
- For real? - Yes.
- Don't say that! - But I don't love you.
Why not?!
We did that as a project!
But it's fine.
My chin hurts! My chin hurts!
Don't do that!
You're hurting him!
I don't know what you're talking about!
But it's good!
Well, it's time for you to go.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much for everything you've done for us.
Now, let's give everyone a bouquet of flowers.
Jimmy, it's time for you to go!
Thank you very much!
Now, it's time for you to go.
I hope you enjoy your time on Virgin Road.
Be careful on your way to America!
Thank you very much!
See you again!
Thank you very much!
I didn't know this would happen.
Are you all right?
Why do we have to do this until the end?
It's ridiculous.
You shouldn't have left so many bullets.
Next time, prepare for the mountain fire.
It's enough already.
It's so cold and fun.
It's a big deal.
This is a big deal.
I'm glad you didn't do that.
What are you talking about?
It's cold.
Four seasons.
It's cold.