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The usual dressing room for musical instruments.
A peaceful moment before the performance.
However, now a man appears with a feeling of a storm.
Excuse me.
Director Hidena Sakamoto.
Wherever we go, we are always with our beloved birds.
Their kind personality and gentle smile always warmly embrace us.
Life itself is happiness.
However, such a hidden side of him is about to be revealed today.
Hama-chan, how was Hawaii?
You look good.
Thank you.
I wanted to go there.
Did you want to go with me?
Yes, I did.
Are you kidding me?
Where did you go, Hama-chan?
I went on a little trip.
Where did you go on a little trip?
You usually don't like it like this.
Where did you go on a little trip?
I went on a little trip.
Oh, a trip!
Does it look good?
I'm looking forward to it.
Is it good?
Yes, it's good.
What's going on here?
Here.
There's no such thing as an egg.
What's wrong?
It's different.
Is it good?
Yeah.
Which one is good?
Which part of this bento is good?
Is it good?
It's not good, right?
It's not good?
It's not good.
Is it good?
It's well-balanced.
It's like this.
It's different!
Come here.
You can't get a bento like this.
OK, let's go.
OK.
Today, I'm going to make delicious food for you.
In front of us, a man is sewing a bagel.
In addition to the bagel, he also manipulates fire and creates fire art and food in the dressing room.
People call him "The Chef Sakamoto B."
What are you doing?
Machan, what are you doing?
It's none of your business.
Oh, he's gone.
What is it? I'm getting dizzy.
I don't know what's going on.
Scary.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Open up.
Give me an egg.
Egg!
What? Why is there an egg in it?
There's an egg in it today.
Oh, you're going to take it out?
Yeah.
It'd be nice if you brought it with you.
Is one enough?
One is fine for now. It might be better later.
Okay.
So, hold it.
Okay.
Here comes my love.
What are you doing?
Wow, it's coming out.
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Cut the mushrooms, too.
Okay.
Do you have a knife or something like that?
Yes.
Oh!
It's a model pineapple.
How big should we cut it?
Let's see...two-fourths.
Half?
No, four-fifths.
Here you are.
What do you think you're doing?
I don't know. I don't know anything.
You're just talking.
Oh, this is good.
Mr. Sago, this is not right.
It doesn't fit in here.
I didn't know you were so weak.
I've always wanted to do this.
I'm losing my energy.
You're losing it?
Here you are.
What? Are you okay?
Mr. Sago, look.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're just starting, right?
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
I can't help it. I'll do it myself today.
Mr. Sago, you have to mix it up.
Yes, yes, yes.
Can I mix it up?
What is it?
It says something.
Wow, it says something over there.
This is Itamon's wine.
What?
It's a strong wine.
Is it? Is it different from soy sauce?
Wine!
Muda-su-a!
It's "su"!
It's "su", "su"!
Wine vinegar!
Estragon.
Estragon?
I'm going to get rid of the smell of meat.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please put it in.
It's too late for the smell of meat.
I'm going to boil it with all my might.
It's gone.
Is it gone?
It's gone. It's gone.
Scary!
Ta-dah!
It's open.
Eat it.
It took a lot of time.
Eat it, eat it.
What kind of dish is this?
This is...
Sakamoto D...
Omelette...
Sakamoto D... Omelette...
Is it tasteless?
Not at all.
See you next week!
Thank you!
Now we're talking!
Now we're talking for real!
Thank you!
Let's make it a good tradition.
Maybe it won't be like this next time.
Ouch!
That scared me!
It's been a while!
Right?
Well, well, right?
It's my first time like this this year.
Do you know why you're on the monitor like this?
Oh, really? Why are you on it like this?
What do you usually do?
Don't you have a cat?
Something amazing...
You know, people who watch TV...
Ah, Macchan, it's amazing!
Stop it already...
But...
There's a lot of that lately...
Stop it already!
I'm praising you!
Macchan, it's amazing!
Someone else is coming again!
What's going on?
You were called "big brother" last time, too...
That's not it...
It's a musical instrument...
What is it? What is it?
You know, last year...
You talked about something far away...
Right?
Yes, yes...
It was amazing...
It was perfect...
No, I...
Ah, yes, yes...
What is it all of a sudden?
I don't know what it is, but...
Well, well, I'll watch it...
There's a lot of other things I'm guessing about...
In this show...
In this talk show...
Why are you suddenly so energetic?
No, no...
What is it? Tell me about it...
I'll watch it...
That's it! That's it!
I'm going to say one of Japan's best manzai lines...
Um...
Stop laughing!
What's with you?
No one's happy about that!
Back in the day, people were happy about that while eating cup noodles.
In the 50's?
Today, as soon as the fair ended...
As soon as it ended!
A part of the pedestrian heaven in Harajuku, Tokyo...
Due to the noise of the rock band and traffic...
Has been tested and abolished from today.
A year ago...
I predicted that I wouldn't have enough glasses...
What was the result?
What else is going to happen this year?
On Earth...
A huge planet...
A very, very huge planet...
Apocalypse...
Around Earth's Australia...
GANG! GANG! GANG!
What?!
This is Udo, a member of the family who used to watch our show.
Yes, yes.
Amazing!
I didn't say he was amazing.
But when he saw this...
Yeah...
He said, "Amazing!"
Yeah...
So, how long have you been doing this show?
Four or five years?
Seven years!
You've been doing it for seven years, and it's not just this.
I didn't say it before, but we've done it a lot!
No, we haven't done anything yet!
No, we've done it a lot!
Then say it! We've only done it a couple of times now!
What are you doing?
Why are you doing it?
Tell me what you got!
I said we've done it a lot!
What is it?
I said we've done it a lot!
I said...
What is it?
We've done it twenty to thirty times!
This is bad...
No, no, no...
Just say one thing!
No, but it's really amazing!
Now, when it comes to meteorites, this is a prophecy, right?
What is a guarantee?
It's something divine, when it comes to meteorites.
No, no...
And when it comes to guarantees...
The flow of the world...
What you're thinking about...
All of it...
Um...
How do you say it...
All of it is going around like an antenna...
The world's flow is being read...
I don't know!
The world's flow is being read!
Ah, I see, I see...
I knew you weren't going to quit...
Well, I heard about it on the phone...
So, you know...
Wait!
You're light!
Well, that's how it is...
I'm looking forward to this year...
Because I knew you were going to quit last year...
Last year?!
That's right!
Last year, I hadn't said it out yet...
That's right...
You said you were quitting in March, didn't you?
Yes, that's right...
Why did you say you were quitting in January?
Because I knew it...
Your voice is getting smaller...
Why are you showing your nipples this year?!
You're bullying me!
Well, well...
You know...
What?
I know it's a bit old-fashioned, but...
Kouhaku...
Yes...
Um...
When you looked at me...
You had such a funny face...
Like this...
Well, you know...
It was going up...
It wasn't going up?!
Kouhaku, it wasn't going up!
It was going like this...
Kouhaku!
My...
Um...
Six's staff said you were going up...
Why didn't I go up?!
I mean...
Why didn't you go up?!
That's because I went up on stage!
No, no, no!
You didn't go up!
For now, when everyone was like "woah!", you went up like this and said "woah!", didn't you?
At that moment, I went down like "woah!", and like this, like this, I found Hamada and like this, Hamada didn't notice me!
And like this, like this, I went "woah!", and you had a face that looked like you were very happy!
Really, entertainers are like...
Micky Sakuho!
Saki-chan!
Like that!
Um...
He's eating rocks.
I know, I know.
Since you introduced me.
The Kitajima family...
Every year, the family gets together and has a party.
What do you do with the food, drinks and everyone else?
Mr. Matsumoto of the Kitajima family, please tell us.
I'm also part of the family...
Ah, ah, ah!
I've been in the family for a long time, you know.
Who's up there and who's under you, Mr. Kitajima?
My eldest son is George.
Ah, George Yamamoto.
George.
Yes, yes, I understand that.
And who's next?
Under George is...
Um... Matsubara Nobue.
You know him, don't you?
Yes, that's right.
Actually, I'm part of the family.
And who are you?
I'm under Matsubara Nobue.
He really cares for me.
He's very affectionate.
I've always had my eyes on...
Um...
Sabu-chan's knees.
You're lying!
It's true!
So you've always been like this?
That's right, I've always been like this.
Ah, what a wonderful New Year's Eve, George!
Ah! He's talking to George!
You've always been like this, haven't you?
I've always been like this.
Aren't you frustrated?
No, it's true.
I've been selling stuff.
Like what?
Like katsunoko.
Ah, George!
What a wonderful New Year's Eve, George!
I've lost my eyepatch, too.
Oh, my!
I've lost my eyepatch, too.
You've lost your eyepatch?
From your dad?
From my dad, of course.
Like Kabuken.
What?
What? I don't know what you mean.
Does it feel like karaoke?
It doesn't feel like karaoke.
It's like a regular party.
We have annual events every year.
I know that.
We have a lot of schedules.
It's like a schedule.
We eat, we drink.
We drink.
What time is it?
In the morning, it's about six in the evening.
What time does it start?
In the morning, it's about seven in the evening.
That's enough!
Let's go home!
From six in the evening...
...we have nose-picking games.
Wait a minute.
Nose-picking games?
Well, let's do it, George!
Let's do it.
Let's say it out loud.
Yes.
What have you prepared?
Well...
...we have our own ink and brush...
...and we have...
...two...
...pictures.
That's pretty much it.
Huh? I'm not going to lose!
Gag-car's car!
Huh? Wait a minute...
I mean, I'll be all wet by then.
Get out of my way!
What's so funny about that?
Next year, you'll be told to get out of my way.
There will be a lot this year.
After that...
...you'll be threatened again.
Twice?
Twice.
You guys are pretty funny.
We're not doing anything!
You guys are funny!
When I don't get along with my boss...
...I don't have the courage to fight or resign.
Mr. Matsumoto, could you tell me about...
...the case you quit after a big fight when you were a salaryman?
Yes, yes, yes...
I was a salaryman for about four years.
I got promoted pretty fast.
What do you mean "promoted"?
I got promoted pretty fast.
You mean "promoted", right?
Is that so?
What did you do when you quit?
Well, I...
...asked my boss...
...to take care of me.
What do you mean "ask your boss to take care of you"?
For four years, you went as far as your boss?
My boss...
...well, I forgot to say it...
My boss...
...not Aratame...
My... my boss...
My boss...
Deputy?
No, not deputy.
My boss...
Kokoroe?
Kokoroe! Kokoroe!
Kokoroe!
What is that?
My boss was Kokoroe.
What is that?
What is "my boss Kokoroe"?
What kind of company was it?
An interior...
...lighting company or something like that.
What did you do there?
What?
Lighting company.
Presentation.
What?
Presentation.
What do you mean "presentation"?
It's "presentation".
You went pretty far.
Why?
Well, you know...
...this time...
...well...
...a lot of...
...well...
What is it?
I had an overseas business trip.
Oh.
I see.
Yes, and I got in trouble...
...with the Arabs.
And I got in trouble with the Arabs.
The Arabs' commander was really mad at me.
He was really mad at me.
- Because you couldn't stop? - Yes.
If it's like this tomorrow, I'll go to Utah or Rome.
- Well, maybe for a day. - Maybe for a day.
- I don't know if it's my imagination or not. - I don't know if it's my imagination or not.
When I say "goods", I mean "guts"!
I mean "guts"!
That's funny.
Since you put your tie under your belt...
...can you tell me three things you've accomplished so far?
Of course there are.
- First of all... - First of all, when you go to a butcher shop...
...even if you say "three hundred grams"...
...they usually say "four hundred grams".
- What if I put my tie under my belt? - If you put it under your belt...
...they'll say "are you sure about that?"
That's funny.
That's the funniest thing.
Are you sure about that?
Please give me three hundred grams of this part.
- That's funny. - Yes.
Are you sure about that?
When I go home...
...they usually say "four hundred grams".
Well, they take four hundred grams of money, too.
What's that supposed to mean?
It's poison!
- Poison? - Yes, but...
- Anything else? - Also, you know...
...the "all-you-can-hold-a-woman" thing.
- What's that supposed to mean? - I really took you for a fool.
You took me for a fool!
What are you trying to do?
Are you going to the hospital?
I'll be seen.
- The one you like at first sight... - That's right, that's right.
- You'll like it for sure. - That's right.
- Right? - Yes.
This is the tie...tie power.
- Why is it like that? - I don't know why.
- Did you put it in today? - I didn't put it in today, but...
I didn't put it in today, so I don't have power.
If you put it in, you'll probably all go blank.
- Huh? What? - Nothing.
Sports. Muscles are activated more than usual.
- That's why... - You'll have power you can't normally have.
- What do you mean? - For example, I run 50 meters in about 6.5 seconds.
Usually.
By putting on the tie, it's about 4 seconds or less.
- Even now? - Yes.
- If you put in the tie, you won't be able to run? - I can run.
- If you put in the tie, right? - If you put in the tie...
- Would you like me to show you? - Sure.
It's good, but when you're running and you slip out of it...
You'll go "gagung gagung gagung" in one go.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You'll get a fireball.
This is bad.
This is bad!