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VIVEMAN
"Hong Kong." "What?" "Hong Kong." "I know." "Hong Kong." "I don't want to go."
Hong Kong. An exotic and mysterious Asian paradise.
Now, downtown is landing in its bustling streets.
In a foreign country, Hong Kong, a grand adventure with Tamada Matsumoto opens its curtains.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts." "It really hurts." "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts."
In Hong Kong downtown, which has never seen anything like it on TV,
screams, scolding, sweat, and tears.
An unexperienced problem-solving project taking place in a foreign country.
What will bring Matsumoto and Tamada there?
Now, the greatest help is approaching.
A terror attack from the early morning.
Tamada's self-portrait is released for the first time and attacks Matsumoto's love, Neo-Ki.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts." "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts." "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts."
Downtown's "kid's errand" in Hong Kong.
Going all the way to Hong Kong for this idiot!
"Kid's errand" special in Hong Kong!
It's special, isn't it?
Yes, it's special.
Is it two hours?
Yes, 7 or 9 o'clock.
7 or 9 o'clock.
If you can do it at 7 or 9 o'clock, you can do anything.
Is it TV?
No.
The whole story.
Oh, you mean the whole story?
I'll tell you the whole story.
And you, Jimmy...
What is it?
You...
No, I'll tell you my schedule.
Schedule...
You...
Do you have any other guests?
We don't have any guests.
Today and me?
No.
We don't have any guests.
I've never heard of it.
It's special, isn't it?
What kind of guests do you want?
If it's just one person...
It's minus, isn't it?
It's minus, but...
Then do it!
But if we do it with two people, it'll be a plus.
What can you do with two people?
We do a lot of things.
What do you mean?
We do comedy and comedy.
We do comedy, too.
Do you want to do comedy?
One, two...
Sakata-chan, Gin-chan, Rin-chan, Den-den!
Yama-chan!
Jimmy-chan!
Together, we are Jimmy Yama!
We've known each other for a long time.
You know what I'm thinking.
I know what Jimmy-chan is thinking.
When it comes to Yama, it's like this!
When it comes to Tsu, it's like this!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
It's New Year's, isn't it?
I'll sing.
Put a thread on it.
Octopus, octopus, fry it.
Fry it up to the sky.
Hey, you, put it in properly!
Hey, hey, hey, put it in properly!
Stop it.
You don't like it, do you?
This is special, special!
It's for two hours!
So what do you want me to do?
It's not funny!
It's for two hours!
Come on, come on, come on.
Stop it.
Why are you doing this?
I'm sorry.
What do you want me to do?
Hey, Mr. Okamoto is calling you.
What?
It's not that kind of problem.
I'm calling you because it's special.
You're the manager of the first floor.
Manager, Okamoto Akihiko.
One day,
a young man joined the gang as a downtown manager.
His life began to go crazy.
His character began to go crazy.
One day, he got angry with society.
What are you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
Huh? All of us?
Yes, the cast and the staff.
Why are you angry?
Why me?
You huge guy.
I won't let you do it.
Start!
The angry manager, Okamoto,
couldn't be stopped by anyone anymore.
He followed the escalator one floor at a time.
He developed his own fear challenge one after another.
Are you arresting people?
Are you doing it?
What does God want from him?
I'm going to Okinawa.
It's sudden, but I'm going to Okinawa.
Let me do it!
A devil's plan spread out in Okinawa.
Water gun, watermelon hunting.
There's watermelon here, right?
What are you doing?
Your imagination is too big.
You're so cool!
And now, once again,
The founder of Greece, manager Okamoto.
And again, Shigeru.
Where are you going?
Where are you calling me?
Hong Kong.
If you come to Hong Kong's airport, you'll know.
You'll know.
Please.
And now, to Hong Kong.
Matsubo and Kamata's magnificent Hong Kong adventure begins now.
It's delicious, right?
Hong Kong.
The country is surrounded by strange instruments.
Various people, food, and objects are overflowing.
The mysterious air is filling up.
What is waiting for them?
Now, a group of musical instruments is landing in Hong Kong.
It's so far away!
This isn't Japan anymore!
It's too far away!
It's been a year already!
What's with you?!
Good work!
What do you mean "good work"?!
You're finally here, Jiro!
We've been waiting for you for a while!
What's with you?
You're Honko, right?
Honko.
I know you are!
You brought me here, didn't you?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, you!
What's with you?
You've been in Japan for 4 hours!
Yeah.
You don't have that in Japan!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing here?!
I'm so mad at you!
Hey!
Don't think so much!
Don't get mad!
Who's mad at you?
I'm mad at you!
Hey, Okamoto!
What's with you?!
What's up with you?!
It's my...
It's my turn!
It's your turn! No, it's not!
It's my turn, so I'll change.
Oh!
Okay, let's go!
For now...
For now, we're going!
Wait!
I can't stand it anymore.
What's your condition?
Why don't you come to Hong Kong?
Because I want to come.
Don't make me say it.
On TV.
Are you crazy?
I'm going to Mason Road now.
Mason Road.
I told you. It's just a passing place.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Cat!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Are you stupid?
Yes.
Are you stupid?
I don't know. It's not the pants we were talking about.
It's a little tight.
It's not enough.
That's no good.
These are the pants we were talking about.
It's too far.
Do you know what happened to the pants?
The pants can't be seen from here.
What kind of pants are you talking about?
Briefs. Briefs.
It can't be seen from here.
Briefs can't be seen like this.
It's been like this for a long time.
I'm walking normally, but it can't be seen from here.
Do something about the pants!
This is not right. It can't be seen like this.
Until it stretches out.
I'm sorry.
Don't do anything about it.
I'm sorry.
You can't smoke in a place like this.
It's a little dirty.
Don't say that in a foreign country.
Yes.
You know, since we can't go in and out.
We can go in and out?
Yes, we can't go in and out with our passports on, so don't say that!
Don't say that while putting it in and out of the bus board.
What kind of ship is this?
It's crazy.
It's crazy, it's crazy.
This is like the second floor of a bank.
It's scary.
It's a sinkhole.
Everyone, eat this.
Come to Hong Kong and give me this.
I want to eat Hong Kong-style food.
I hate it when there's so much food in Hong Kong.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
What do you mean it's not like that?
It's not like that.
What do you mean?
It's not like that.
What are you saying?
I'm happy.
It's Hong Kong.
It's not like that.
Are you stupid?
Isn't it a chicken nugget?
Is it a chicken nugget?
I don't know.
What is it?
Hamada-san, let's go for a walk.
Let's go for a walk.
Before the end of the year.
How about we go there?
A walk?
Let's go for a walk in Hong Kong.
No way.
I don't want to go.
- Is this Meizan Road? - Yes, Meizan Road.
Meizan Road.
It's 4km long and full of people and shops.
Hong Kong's main street is full of hustle and bustle.
- This kind of sign is scary. - I can't stand it.
That's an interesting movie.
- Oh, I see. It's the opposite. - It's the opposite.
- Oh, it's the worst. - I don't like it.
- Don't say you don't like it! - If you don't like it, you'll all die.
- I didn't say anything. - I said I didn't like it! - I said I didn't like it!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- You're killing me! - Die!
- Why are you fighting?
- Hey, you! - Fight me! I only have one pose!
What do you mean "one pose"?
Look at me!
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
It's all in my eye.
(Laughter)
You should stop it.
Mr. Ogamo, you should take care of it.
Mr. Ogamo, if you can't adjust it, it will be like this.
That's right.
It won't be like this if you do it.
That's right.
It's none of your business. It's none of my business.
You should stop it.
Why do you keep slapping me?
Because you don't like it.
Stop it.
You should stop it.
I'm having so much fun!
With the manager's instructions,
their journey to Hong Kong finally arrives at their first destination.
What's this?
This is it.
You guys have been saying the same thing for a while now.
What?
Aokamoto Happening New Year.
What?
Aokamoto Happening New Year.
A-o-k-a-m-o-t-o- H-a-p-p-n-i-n-g- N-y-u-u-e-r-e.
It's super popular!
Oh, well...
That's how it is in English.
I'm gonna do it now!
In Hong Kong, let's all have fun at night!
Let's go to the roof of the building that overlooks Hong Kong.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna do it now.
What?
If you watch it, you'll know.
Oh...
What is it?
A-o-k-a-m-o-t-o- H-a-p-p-n-i-n-g- N-y-u-e-r-e.
It's pretty...
popular.
If you have it.
Oh, is that so?
But if you don't watch it, it's not popular.
No, no...
You'll get drunk.
With the light.
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's crazy, you know?
Well, now...
Well...
Where do you want me to go?
Hong Kong!
Hong Kong for sure!
It's better to do it in the back.
The location is...
Here, right?
Yes.
It's good here.
If you get there, tell me!
Hey!
I have that kind of thing!
I'll do it if you don't say anything!
I'll say it!
Say it properly!
Yes, it's okay.
Okay, let's go.
The title is...
A-o-k-a-m-o-t-o- H-a-p-p-n-i-n-g- N-y-u-e-r-e.
Okay, we're here!
Touch it!
Whoa!
Huh?
Whoa!
Touch it! Touch it!
Whoa!
Finally, a thousand bombs went off!
Touch it! Touch it!
Whoa!
Touch it!
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
Whoa!
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
Whoa!
I'm really scared!
Whoa!
It was a lot of fun!
You look like you're catching fireflies!
It was beautiful!
Look, he's taking off his flip-flops.
It was amazing!
It was amazing, wasn't it?
Let's go!
Why do you look so pale?
Don't get off here!
After transforming into popular characters and feeling better,
Okamoto takes us to Hong Kong's finest restaurant.
Let's have a toast and eat whatever we like.
Cheers!
Let's go in.
Don't miss any of the dishes!
You bastard.
You're annoying me.
What was that?
Cheers!
I'm tired of you!
Hey!
Can we do it again?
That's enough!
We haven't done this yet, but that's enough!
We'll do our best if we do the noodles.
We're not that lame.
We're lazy! We don't know what we're doing!
It's rare for me to do this show.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I'm in a bad mood.
Don't say you're in a bad mood after coming all the way to Hong Kong!
Damn it, I can't do it either.
I can't lose.
Thank you.
No, it can't be helped now.
It can't be helped now.
What?
It can't be helped now.
What can't be helped?
It can't be helped even if I'm done.
What are you going to do with that ketchup?
Wash it.
Wash it?
Yes.
Wash it?
Wash it!
Eat a hamburger, Jimmy.
It's good.
Eat it, Jimmy.
It's good.
Eat it, Jimmy.
I'm going to eat it.
Eat it, I'm telling you.
I'm not worried about you.
You! Eat it, Jimmy.
You look like you're hungry.
Yes, yes.
You look like you're hungry, Jimmy.
Eat four more.
Go ahead.
Eat four more.
For now...
Don't think I'm the worst.
I don't know.
Hurry up and eat it.
Why do you think I know?
Today's main dish.
In the form of a soup bun.
Hong Kong's finest cuisine.
In the form of a soup bun.
The veteran chef will carefully steam the soup bun he has chosen overnight.
A super expensive dish of 100,000 yen.
A lot of geo-x will heal the fatigue of the journey.
Jimmy, you eat most of it.
Where are you going to eat it?
It's amazing.
It's like a constipation ban.
It's like that.
I want you to put it on a plate and eat it.
Eat it with a bite.
You have changed, Jimmy.
It's delicious.
You used to be sober.
You're right.
You used to be sober.
I don't feel any fatigue.
Where did you eat it?
I don't know.
Try it.
It's not good at all.
I want you to put it on a plate and eat it.
It's not good at all.
Since we can't say "come and see it" in a good tempo,
let's eat it and say "it's not good at all".
I'm sure you'll say it.
If I say it again, will you say it?
Of course you'll say it.
Mr. Okamoto, you're lying.
You're lying.
Come and see it.
I'm going.
What's the tempo?
Even if you say that...
When did you say that?
He went somewhere without warning.
Come and see it.
I'm not satisfied.
You eat too fast!
Excuse me.
I'm angry and I'm calling you.
Excuse me.
Why are you doing this?
You were eating with him.
He called me and I went out.
Where are you going?
Excuse me.
You're so happy and happy.
Did you say something?
You're right.
You're the one who should be angry.
That's right.
Once again, they head for the designated place.
What's wrong with you guys?
That's what's wrong with you.
You can't even manage like that.
Only you.
You're doing your best.
When they first came to us, they weren't like that.
That's right.
It was a good thing.
About the daily news.
They couldn't do anything.
Since when have you been independent?
Since you said you picked up a kitten.
I knew it.
Since you said you picked up a kitten, you said you didn't need clothes.
It's obvious that you're wrong.
Not yet?
No, soon, soon.
Soon?
Yes.
We're on top of a huge mountain, aren't we?
Yes, yes, yes.
We're on top of a telegraph tower.
A telegraph tower!
We're in the middle of nowhere.
What Okamoto is waiting for is a million dollar view of Hong Kong's night view.
What will happen?
What do you think of this one?
Is it a monster?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What the hell are you doing? I'll kill you!
Hey!
Why do you have to kill me?
I'm tired of playing music, I don't want to go back to the hotel.
Why do you have to come here?
Huh? Look at this.
It's true, the night view is really beautiful.
Yeah.
Which part of you is beautiful?
Huh? Huh?
Which part of you is beautiful?
You don't know what you're getting angry about, do you?
Why? Is this beautiful or not?
It's beautiful!
Which part of you is beautiful?
Did you make this up?
It's the real thing.
Is this for real?
It's cool!
What's up with you?
I'm sorry.
It's so cool!
What's up with you?
Yes.
Okamoto Lee!
I want to be a $1,000 night watchman.
I want to be a first-class lawyer.
Look at you!
Okamoto Lee!
I want to be a first-class lawyer.
Look at you!
I want to be a first-class lawyer.
Look at you!
Don't say it's beautiful!
I finally understand what you mean.
Will this scenery change?
It will!
I'll show you a real night view.
But it's not beautiful.
It's dirty!
Dirty?
It's not dirty!
It's dirty!
How can it be beautiful?
Don't get angry.
I'll show you now!
It's not dirty.
I'll go now.
It's really beautiful, isn't it?
It's really beautiful.
I said it's dirty!
I'll go and check it out.
Can I?
Hello?
I can't hear you.
Can I go now?
You gave it to me!
Can I go now?
Hey, don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Hello?
I'll call you now.
Okay.
Look at me!
What are you doing?
Look at me!
It's dirty.
It's finally morning.
Human night view.
Once they wait for manager Okamoto's night view setting.
Hey man, come here.
Come here, man.
Come here, you pig.
Come here, man.
You have a bad face.
Go borrow it.
You go.
Come here.
Go borrow that thing I showed you before.
It's a little more serious.
You can buy it in Asia.
Go and buy it, man.
Hey, you.
You have a bad face, man.
You can buy it in Asia.
You, ugly man.
Even if I get a jab or a punch, I'll just go for it and punch him in the face.
It's either that or that.
Why?
Because it's spicy fish soup.
That's funny!
Spicy fish soup!
An hour of waiting.
He said "fish soup".
What did you say?
What did you say at first?
Where is it?
This way or that way, I don't know.
Where?
I'll show you now.
You're still beautiful.
I want to know what you mean.
I'm scared.
He's angry.
What did you say at first?
He's stupid.
Please.
Three, two, one.
I don't know.
What is it?
It's shining.
It's shining, but...
It's moving.
Really?
It's hard to tell whether it's on or off.
Can you tell?
It's moving.
Can you tell?
Can you tell whether it's on or off?
It's gone.
It's on.
It's gone.
Who can tell?
I can't tell whether it's on or off.
Who can tell?
Mr. Okamoto?
Try it.
Who is it?
I'm done with you.
What do you mean you're done with me? I'm telling you I'm done with you.
Ok.
Don't mess with me.
What's wrong with you?
I think you should look at me more closely.
So you want me to go over there?
Hurry up and come here.
What do you mean?
I really want you to say it, but I'm going. Wait for me.
What do you mean you're done with me?
I'm going. Wait for me.
Then, Okamoto and Matsu go to the skyscraper.
Let's do "Magical Banana" together.
Do it.
Can we?
Magical Banana
"Banana" means "yellow".
"Yellow" means "banana".
You can't do it!
You said "banana" once, so you can't do it!
What's wrong with you?
Did you get it?
You got it, right?
You're so heavy.
Next is you, Jimmy.
Magical Banana
"Banana" means "long".
"Long" means "string".
"String" means "tie".
"Tie" means "hurt".
"Hurt" means "sm".
"Sm" means "scary".
"Scary" means "ghost".
"Ghost" means "disappear".
"Disappear" means "eraser".
"Eraser" means "pencil".
"Pencil" means "hb".
"Hb" means "coffee".
"Coffee" means "makeup".
"Makeup" means "red".
"Red" means "lips".
"Lips" means "break".
"Break" means "chopstick".
"Chopstick" means "eat".
"Eat" means "full".
"Full" means "sleep".
"Sleep" means "nightmare".
"Rest" means "coffee".
"Coffee" means "drink".
"Drink" means "sleep".
"Sleep" means "eat".
"Eat" means "drink".
"Drink" means "sleep".
In these busy skyscrapers of Hong Kong,
a young man awaits us in Times Square,
The city of young people, Times Square in central Tokyo.
Good morning.
I'm down here, so I'm going up.
Come on!
What do you think you're doing?
I'm being pulled around.
It's so tiring.
There he is.
It's so tiring, I'm going home.
What?
I'm going home.
I'm going up.
You're going up?
It's scary to go up the ladder, so I'm going home.
It's not scary at all.
Don't say you're going up the ladder.
I heard you.
Really?
I'm going home.
Don't go home there!
I'm begging you!
I don't like this.
Nobody's coming.
Let's go.
It's too late to go up.
It's scary.
It is scary.
It's tough.
There are a lot of people.
Go slowly.
It's dangerous.
I'm fine.
You're amazing.
Yamazaki, be careful.
I'm fine.
Don't do that!
It's scary!
Yamazaki...
I'm fine.
You're crazy.
I'm serious.
What are you doing?
You're crazy!
Don't do that!
That's right.
He's angry.
I feel like I'm shining.
Wow, it's amazing.
I can't stand it anymore.
This is the first thing I want to do when I become a millionaire.
I can't stand it anymore.
Hey, don't move!
I can't stand it anymore.
Don't move!
If you get too close, you'll look ugly.
Hey!
Stop joking!
I'm serious.
You saw it, didn't you?
I saw it, but...
It was completely different from that picture.
It's very similar to that picture.
Let's go home.
It's cold.
Let's go home.
Stop and look at it.
No, no, no.
If you get too close, you'll look ugly.
You're the one who did it.
I've been doing it for four hours.
I can't stand it anymore.
I'm going to hang up now.
My heart is cold.
I can't stand it anymore.
Leaving behind his 50,000 yen wallet,
Ishidou heads for Hong Kong at night.
Since we're in Hong Kong, let's walk around the city.
Let's walk around Hong Kong.
There's a lot of stuff.
There's a lot of stuff, but there's only weird old men.
What's this?
Erotic book?
It's an erotic book.
I've never seen this before.
What is it?
Shumai.
Do you want to try it?
Shumai?
Jimmy, you should try it.
Jimmy, you should try the white one.
It's good!
It's really good!
Really?
Is it good?
How is it?
It's good!
It's really good!
Even if you say it's good...
What's that?
It's rice cake, isn't it?
That one...
I'm sure the one with shumai was better.
They took that weird square one.
You mean the one with meat?
Yeah.
I think the one with shumai over there is better.
Something smells fishy.
These guys are all bastards.
It's a premium watch.
25 dollars.
You won't buy it, will you?
I'll give you a massage.
This is famous, isn't it? Massage.
Yeah, give me a massage.
I'll end it quickly.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
What's wrong with you, man?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
It really hurts.
Can I try turning it?
That's because somewhere it hurts.
Ow, ow!
My basement...
If it hurts, it's bad.
Yeah.
Ah!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts so much! Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You do it! You do it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Don't think about it!
Even if you say you don't want it...
It really hurts!
You're annoying!
You've become Japanese.
You're Japanese!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
No! No! I don't want it! I don't want it!
It really hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Can you do me a favor?
I'm a TV talent, but I'm not sure if I'll succeed or if I'll sell.
I'm 25 years old.
I've been doing this since I was 34.
You've been doing this since you were 34?
7 more years!
Yes! Thank you!
You've been doing this since you were 34? 7 more years!
I'll do my best for 7 more years.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous because...
Hey!
Where are you going?!
Hey!
Leave me alone!
I'm still doing this!
Hey! Leave me alone!
I'm excited right now!
It's not going to be fun from now on!
Downtown!
Downtown, Hong Kong climate at night. Challenge yourself to eat a lot of people!
I don't know if I can win or lose, but there's a price for it!
I'm gonna die if I go in there!
Is it safe?
There's a price for it!
This is nice!
I wonder if they have any toys?
Santa Fe!
Is it good?
It's good, isn't it?
Santa Fe!
They have all kinds of stuff!
There's a lot of Japanese stuff.
There's a lot of things lined up with ballpoint pens.
Let's go inside the tent!
What is this?
Why are you crying?
The smell is...
The water is...
The smell of flowers...
The smell of flowers is irresistible!
It smells like garbage!
It stinks!
The pain is getting worse!
It stinks!
Is it okay to film in here?
For now...
- I don't know what it is. - I'm scared of its back.
Since we're here, let's have some Hong Kong drinks.
What's this?
- Sake? - Sake.
- Is it like Japanese sake? - Yes, yes.
- Is it like Japanese sake? - Japanese sake?
- Japanese sake... I don't know Japanese sake. - Where is it?
Where is Japanese sake?
It's a dark movie.
Well, well, well, Jimmy, drink it.
You have a strong mouth, don't you?
What's wrong?
It's burnt, it's burnt.
What? Don't you have guts?
Jimmy...
- Can you drink it? - Yes, I can.
Look away.
You drank a lot, didn't you?
Can you drink it?
What are you doing?
Tea, tea, tea.
You look like you can't drink it.
Can you drink it?
- Can you drink it? - Yes, I can.
Look away!
You look like you can't drink it.
Look away!
I don't know. I don't know.
- Can you drink it? - Yes, I can.
Look away! You look like you can't drink it.
You look like you can't drink it.
You're different.
You can't drink it.
- Can you drink it? - Yes, I can.
- Look away! - Look away!
Stop, stop. This is a match.
Drink it.
Look away! You look like you can't drink it.
Look away!
360 degrees.
360 degrees?
Let's go!
Are you crazy?
Don't say that!
You said it, Jimmy!
You said it!
Let's go!
It's amazing!
What are you eating?
No one is drinking.
Scallops.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Scallops.
This is a deer's tendon.
It's delicious, isn't it?
This is red.
This is sweet red.
Please eat it.
It's delicious, isn't it?
I'll eat a scorpion first.
I'll eat a scorpion one by one.
Here you are.
Eat it!
I'm in a good mood.
Eat it!
It's hot!
Stop it.
It's hot.
Be careful.
I'll eat it.
It smells like poop.
Look at me.
Look at me!
What are you talking about?
You're drunk, too.
Don't cry, you bastard!
Mimi doesn't cry like this.
He's laughing!
I don't know if I should say it or not.
I'll give you a chance.
Tell me!
"Chimbo of the Deer".
Let's do it!
Read it out loud!
Yeah!
It's that easy, Chimbo!
Chimbo of the Deer
Maybe I should say it or not.
We can't broadcast it.
It's over.
Wow, what's this?
I'm happy.
It's like this.
You can't eat it like this.
There's no meat in it.
It's like the back of a election poster.
Either way, we have to do it.
Because I'm winning.
You...
Yeah!
Laugh, laugh, laugh.
Laugh, laugh.
It's so good!
Laugh, laugh, laugh!
That's enough!
Chimbo!
That's no good!
Okay, okay.
Innocent wins!
Eat it up!
In the midst of crowds and chaos,
the night in Hong Kong is getting late.
The sun begins to rise.
The wind blows through the continent.
The morning in Hong Kong is early.
Good morning.
It is one and a half in the morning.
It is now seven hundred and thirty-two to one.
Who is sleeping? Let's go and see.
Thank you.
Thank you for watching.
Cameraman, what is this?
You took off your pants and fell asleep here, didn't you?
You got up and fell asleep here.
What the hell is this?
This is the bag I've been carrying around with me while I was filming.
It's pretty heavy.
What is this?
I have a rare one.
Let me see.
I'm going to eat it.
Ouch, ouch!
Good morning.
I like you so much.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What was that?
It was a prank!
What is this? It hurts!
That's funny.
Why?
Are you a golem?
I'm not sure.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
That's funny.
You look like you're about to kill someone.
I'm half dead.
That's enough.
Let me carry you now.
Let's go.
Come with me.
Wow, you're so loud.
You're noisy.
You're so funny.
You look like you're about to kill someone.
That's funny.
You look like you're about to kill someone.
You look like you're about to do anything.
If you come here, you'll get bitten.
(Laughter)
There was one...
There was a guy who could walk for 100 minutes.
On his way...
(Laughter)
On his way...
(Laughter)
Oh, it was funny.
(Laughter)
You look like a new star.
You don't look like someone you know.
(Laughter)
You look like someone you know.
(Laughter)
You don't look like someone you know.
(Laughter)
Next...
First...
Please watch this VTR.
Please.
You two from downtown...
Even though you're a star, why don't you report being a star?
(Laughter)
I don't know.
If you were in that situation, it wouldn't matter if you were caught in a bubu cushion.
If you were in that situation, you wouldn't be able to say "ora" even if you said "ura".
If you were caught in something else, wouldn't you go crazy?
Oh, you would.
No, you would!
No, I wouldn't go crazy!
I would like you to wake up in the middle of the night.
(Laughter)
Why do you want me to wake up in the middle of the night?!
I really want you to wake up in the middle of the night!
No, but what do you mean "really"?
(Laughter)
I really want you to wake up in the middle of the night!
I don't know why!
(Laughter)
Like this...
He's telling me to wake up in the middle of the night.
So I'd like to wake up in the middle of the night with Jimmy.
Let's go.
(Music)
Now, then...
One, three, two, five...
He's in this room.