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"Exam"! Tonight is the 95th anniversary!
Nominated for the opening project of the show's 1045 works...
...all-stars who use instruments have gathered!
This year, they've shown numerous great performances that will remain in their memories and records...
...and they've put their heads and bodies together to provide us with a laugh of satisfaction!
They're wonderful guests!
Along with praising their roles...
...with love and gratitude...
...we present you "Downtown Law"!
In 1995...
...he won first place in "Gakidenin" show!
Hello.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
The first year of 1995.
Yes.
The award ceremony of "Gakidemi" award.
Wow!
Really!
There are a lot of ments and businessmen.
There are people who take turns in front of you.
That's right.
Yes.
Wow! There is also a person like a monster.
I know it now.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
First of all, the nominees for "Newcomer Award" are...
Oh, I should have not done it.
Mr. Tetsuro Degawa, the man of overreaction in the entertainment world.
Let's go!
The man of overreaction in the entertainment world is...
Broccoli, Arthur Froda!
Let's go!
R.H. 5222!
You're lying!
Yes!
Hinoki, your future is unknown.
You're a young couple of two.
Hinoki and Tomono!
The man of overreaction in the entertainment world is...
The producer, Yasunori Nakamura!
Thank you for coming on this special day.
No, you're welcome.
How do you feel now, being nominated for an award?
Well...
I'm nervous.
I really hate videos of me laughing my head off.
I've done it up to that point, so please...
Well, I don't know how to get involved.
No, no, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Please be quiet.
What's wrong with you?
Your first appearance...
It's an honor.
Newcomer.
Yes.
You've already found out, haven't you?
You're like broccoli.
It means you're sick.
Well, in a good way.
In a bad way.
Okay, next.
Oh, you're alone?
Yes, of course. I did it alone today.
Of course, of course.
Okay, last one.
Nagamura producer.
What's with you?
You're amazing.
You're like Urami and Matarou.
Okay, let's go.
The 1995 Gag Demi Show Newcomer Award is...
Nagamura producer.
Nakamura Yoshino!
Prize money 10000 yen!
To my wife who supported me in the shadows...
What are you saying?!
This is an actress award!
Why did you choose this one, youkai?
Youkaii Nekomusume is sponsored by...
BASANII HABARIYA TEAM...
and Jounan Electric Co., Ltd.
Youkaii Nekomusume...
Youkaii Nekomusume is sponsored by...
KITAME KADAO!
Youkaii Nekomusume is sponsored by...
KITAME KADAO!
Youkaii Nekomusume is sponsored by...
TAKASU MITSUYOSHI!
Youkaii Nekomusume is sponsored by...
ADACHI MOTOICHI!
Daily TV's leading producer is on TV for the first time, chief producer Kanoya Isao-san!
President, you've been on many shows.
Yes.
What about that "cat girl" thing? Don't you get told by your employees?
I do get told.
President, you shouldn't say things like that.
Like this!
Don't you get told to be popular with girls like that?
No, I don't.
I'm Hikage-san.
That's scary.
Hikage-san, you're good today too!
I'm telling you not to say scary things like that!
You're not aiming for the "cat girl" thing, are you?
No, I'm not.
But I'm a man who doesn't commit a sin.
Is that such a necessary lie?
I'm serious! I'm serious!
Kanoya-san was like an old woman.
That's right.
She had a serious look on her face.
Right? She really looked like an old woman on TV.
Like "kinokeshin"!
Let's move on.
The award for best actress is...
Hikage Tadao-san!
Congratulations!
Congratulations, Hikage-san.
I was robbed.
The award for best actress is 100,000 yen.
I'm going to pray with this.
Congratulations!
The award for best actress is...
Yone-sensei!
Yes, it's OK.
Now,
Matsuo Pannai-san,
who was found out
due to his height measurement.
Hey you, read it more normally.
His dramatic speech at the So-chan Song Grand Prix
is now famous.
Makoto Otakei-san!
I don't need your applause.
What's up with you, man?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow!
A true actor is not only a veteran,
but also a young producer.
Kenji Suga-san!
Wow! Wow!
Yamasaki and O-majize Pinta-san!
Shimona Kageki-san!
Wow!
I don't like it.
This is a good size.
Fishing is a battle between amateurs.
Shigekata-san!
What's up with you?
What? What? What?
Wow!
His running appearance
is almost like an actor.
Starcoach-san of Tama!
Yūkai Ran!
Ran Yūshō!
Yes, everyone.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Masuo-san!
Yes, yes.
This is a bit of a fierce battle, isn't it?
It is.
It's going to be helpful, isn't it?
It's all open!
He's being criticized for it.
Why does everyone who gets prizes seem happy? I don't know about that.
Aren't you happy?!
Isn't it something you're happy about?
I'm not saying anything bad about getting prizes, usually.
"Isn't it?" is the most fierce thing about it.
You're not saying anything bad about getting prizes, are you?
You're saying that you and Devil Masami are similar, aren't you?
I'm not saying anything bad about it, but...
Just say what you can say!
I guess you're not talking about anything again, anyway.
Now, please take it.
A burnt tennis ball.
Thank you very much.
You're the only amateur here.
This is the hardest thing to do.
An amateur standing in the middle of everyone.
Now, please take it.
This is amazing, too.
What a wonderful costume you're wearing today.
Oh, no, no.
It's cold, isn't it?
I said it's cold, didn't I?!
It's cold!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's a battle between you and Devil Masami, isn't it?
This year, we've been doing a lot of weird things.
It was good for your performance, but...
Shut up! Shut up!
Well, we hope we can see you again next year.
Yes, we hope you'll come back again.
Thank you very much.
What the hell are you talking about?!
Now, Itoi-san.
Itoi-san has something to say to us.
I want to go home today, too.
No, but...
I'll kill you!
Hurry up and kill me.
So, Tsukasa.
Today, I'll do it again.
Even though you're doing it again...
It's like that.
There's a lot of tough guys in this show.
It's amazing.
There's no way we can win like this.
What do you think?
It's like that.
It's like a big grain of rice.
So, the girls' and boys' team winners are...
The girls' and boys' team winners are...
Tamano Running East!
Congratulations!
The girls' team winners are...
So far, no one has spoken Japanese.
How do you feel about winning?
I'm glad.
It's not funny when you talk.
I'd like to announce four special awards.
The first special award is...
Music award!
Music award for the girls' team in 1995 is...
Hama-chan's win.
Pa-pa-pan!
Pa-pa-pan's win!
I liked the arrangement that came out at the right time.
Concentrate!
Special art show!
Let me do this!
Do you want to be like this?
This, this manga is funny!
The illustrator is Kazunori Abui!
Congratulations!
When we went to Okinawa, we all saw the manga.
We all laughed out loud.
Thank you very much.
We gave you an irreplaceable reaction.
I'm going to use this video as my family heirloom.
Thank you very much.
You look like a wrestler from Jundawa.
I know, right?
Special art show!
World peace festival, Sato Toshide!
Have fun!
Don't kick me!
Have fun!
Special art show!
Ikeda Zoo's cat, Ra-chan!
She's got a heavy cat and turned her back.
Today, I went to Ikeda Zoo's Kazuo Numata.
Kazuo Numata, congratulations!
Congratulations, Kazuo Numata!
Today, I went to Ra-chan's house.
She's buried in a mountain and practiced Judo.
The main role is an actress!
Naoko, what about you? Do you rely on gum?
Sometimes.
The number one world peace candidate is Naoko Amihama.
Unfortunately, she is absent today.
What about you? Don't you have a boyfriend?
Are you in love?
What are you hiding?
The number two world peace candidate is Kumiko Hara.
She gave us a healthy watch.
The hidden wife of Matsumoto, who was caught in a secret plan, is Akito Nishiro.
Unfortunately, she is sick today.
What are you doing?
Don't come! Don't come!
"Utsubushitataruya", "Narabu Mononashi", "Once upon a time I was an Irishman", "Suga Actor", "Once upon a time I was a disco queen"
Producer, Kenji Suga!
By the way, Suga Actor's highest viewing rate is 23.4%
Next, actress award presentation!
Producer, Kenji Suga!
Next, actress award presentation!
Main actor award presentation!
You can say that she is the worst comedian in Japan!
Kousei Yamasaki!
That's... if you ask me what it is, it's...
The girl with big breasts is truly divine.
The original dot dot, Jimmy Onis-san.
Today, unfortunately, you are absent.
Is this the world championship?
Hmm... where am I?
Let me kiss you.
She failed twice in a row to match with the beauty.
The world's parallel, Toshide Saito-san.
Yes!
Understood!
In a wide range of games, you always pull us out.
Producer, Kenji Suga-san!
Hey, you! Stop that slimy thing!
Bridal Este!
And to commemorate...
Hey, I'm the director!
The first drama for kids!
Director, Otomo Miyuchi-san!
Thank you!
Who do you think you are?
Giant guillotine!
I don't think you can do that!
Human arrest! Banal imprisonment!
(Laughter)
Are you a parent?
No, I'm not.
(Laughter and gunshots)
The dangerous challenge with only one green!
Downtime manager Akiba Okamoto!
(Applause)
Now, the winners of the showdown are...
Yes.
- Mr. Yamasaki. - I don't want to lose against Okamoto.
- But you're an amateur. - I'm an amateur.
But you're the talent I'm most concerned about right now.
- No, no, I'm saying you're an amateur. - Talent.
- Of course. - You look like you're in a movie.
- You really look like you're in a movie. - You're driving people who watch TV crazy.
- Mr. Otomo. - Mr. Otomo.
- It's your first time making a musical instrument, right? - How was it?
- Well... it wasn't bad. - You're a cat, aren't you?
- Thank you. - The composer is annoying.
- The composer is annoying, isn't he? - Yes.
- By the way, it seems like he'll invite us to Hong Kong. - Yes, it seems like he'll invite us.
- When we went, it was Hong Kong.
- Let's go. In 1995, the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor goes to...
- Mr. Otomo Yuuichi! Congratulations!
- When it comes to supporting actors... - Yes, yes.
- I think Mr. Otomo did a good job. - Yes.
- Give this joy to someone. - Um... my wife.
- Thank you.
- My wife. - Thank you.
- So, Mr. Yamasaki. - Yes? - Well, it's not like you got it for me.
- You're my best friend, right? - Yes. - I guess it can't be helped.
- Please say something. - No, I don't have anything to say. - Please laugh at me.
- Why me?! Is it you?! Are you crazy?!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you.
- I have one more thing to say. - Oh, you've already said that much?
- Finally, I will announce the best work award.
- This award is given to the best opening of all 45 works before the 1995 opening.
- The best work award for the 1995 Gakidemy Award is...
- What?! - This is bad!
- Mr. Ogami, this is an airport! - I'm going to Okinawa!
- What?! - It's sudden, but I'm going to Okinawa!
- What are you doing, Mr. Ogami?!
- I'm going to Okinawa to fish. - Oh, I see.
- I'm going to Yusei. - Oh!
- I'm going to swim in the water. - I'm going to catch watermelons.
- What are you doing?!
- Your ideal image is too big. - No, it's really cool!
- I don't watch TV anymore.
- The manager is Okamoto Ikaru, Okinawa's Okamoto Agito!
Product award!
Yes!
The award for best work is 300,000 yen!
Let's use this 300,000 yen!
What should we do?
Yes!
That's what he said.
Manager Okamoto is angry again!
"Downtown" is moving to Hong Kong!
"Downtown"'s "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Ara-hen" are special!