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Kid's matchup for the end of the year, round six!
Which one of them will win?!
Good morning.
Well, um...
Which one of you will win? This is already the 6th time.
That's right.
Oh, it's already the 6th time?!
Yes!
You're pretty good!
That's right.
Until now, you've been saying which one of you will win from outside of the hut, but...
This time, you've entered...
...inside of the hut!
This is a nice beach, isn't it?!
It's a nice beach in front of you, isn't it?!
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Shall we take a look?
Let's take a look.
Yes.
Well, well, these are the members.
The one in red is Kamino Moemiko-san.
Right?
Um...
Right?
Ah!
This person...
Yes?
It's his first appearance on TV.
In white.
Who is this?
Ah, his name is Okamoto-san.
Do you call Okamoto "Mayo"?
Ah, that's right.
Moro...
I don't know.
Even if you say it, you won't know!
Moro... I know Moro Okata.
The one you're always concerned about...
...Ishinri...
Sato Fukuda.
WHO IS THIS GUY?!
Hana?!
Hana... It's Hana, right?
Hana...
Do you say "ka"?
It's Hana.
Well, you see...
What kind of costumes will Satchan appear in this year?
"One Hana"...
You don't know?!
No, no...
I'm not talking about this person.
It's the song's title, you know?
Who is this?!
I don't know how many people are here today...
...but do you think you can sing "One Hana"?!
Ah, "One Hana"...
Do you know it?
It hasn't sold?
Momoe...
Wait a minute!
Let's listen to Hana.
It's the same!
Momoe, wait!
It's the same!
It's not different at all!
Wait a minute!
If you listen to this, you'll know.
This sold.
I'll tell you if I know.
Play it.
This sold.
You know it!
You don't know it!
See, you're lying.
You know it from the video.
This sold.
That's right.
Don't say it like that!
I'm telling you, this sold.
Wait a minute.
I can't help it.
What is this?
It says "Mitsuko Nakamura".
Get used to Hana.
You get used to it!
This is a difficult part.
If I say it too much...
Get used to Hana!
Everyone did their best.
You're dirty.
This is tough, red.
It's definitely tough.
Which one?
"Gozen Sama".
What is "Gozen Sama"?
It's a song.
Kazuko Mifune.
Watch this!
"Gomutainer".
What is that?
"Gozen Sama" and "Gomutainer".
Be a flower! What are you talking about?
Let's see. "Shitai Furutachi-san". "Kisashima- san". "Oyaji". "Tani". "Oda Kenji". "Edge Jam".
I don't know. "Hiromiko". Is "Hiromiko" out? "Hiromiko" is out. It sold well, didn't it?
I'll give you a small return. "Atsuki High School 2nd Year". But it's natural for it to come out like this! The song, right? It doesn't come out!
"Sharan-kun". Yes. This is the end of this year, though, right? Please do your best in the beginning and end!
You really hate "Sharan-kun", don't you? You hate me, don't you? I'm trying to justify it like this! Everyone thinks so!
But I'm telling you to do your best! It's a support in the back meaning! "Sokawa Takahashi- san". "Fujii Fumi". "Toba Ichiro". What is this? "tokio". "tokio"!
Hey you! Don't say it even though you know it!
What?
You really have everything for people below you! You really... I won't say anything else!
Why? There's nothing you can't say!
Why? I won't say anything else!
Well, we've seen it before, but I'm sure the audience and you know it, but...
Know what?
It's obvious that Shiro won this time!
Well, I don't know. This costume has been eye- catching for the past two or three years.
Come on, En-chan.
Well, I'd like to see it!
For example, should we have the audience decide now?
Who thinks Shiro will win?
This kind of thing doesn't make you laugh, right?
Who thinks red will lose?
Who thinks red will win?
Well, I don't have any opinion about this.
The performance is the problem.
There are quite a lot of first-time performers, you know?
Okay, then you go red.
What are you talking about?
You're saying weird things.
I'm going out in white!
No, it's fine.
White.
Wait a minute.
Get in, white.
I don't know, it's white.
It's annoying.
What's annoying about it?
I don't like red.
I don't care what you think, woman!
I'm a woman.
What are you going to do?
What should I do?
I've said it before, but...
Here...
It's like this.
It's going to be negative, right?
Sometimes like this...
My body is shaking!
What are you going to do?
Does it matter?
I'm shaking a little.
I'm shaking so I can get a reward.
I'm shaking because of calculations.
I'm shaking because I want to be called cute.
Let's play a game.
Let's play a game!
If I lose, I'll go red.
I don't know about you, but...
If I lose, I'll go red.
That's right.
Okay!
What's this?
There's one missing. If you pull it...
...the device will work.
What do you mean?
But you just pulled it off once.
What?
No, the potato...
And this...
Every year...
Badminton black ice cream.
What?
May I?
Yes, yes.
Let me point it out.
Yes, yes.
As soon as it floated, badminton started.
You did it last year, too, right?
Yes.
Negotiation, negotiation!
Let's do it online.
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes, yes.
I have to take this. I have to!
When you did it and it went up, I hit it.
You don't know that.
It didn't hit once.
Anyway...
It's better if it comes out.
Why?
If you don't hit it in a hurry, it's over.
This is hard to do.
Yes.
I'll do the potato and you do the black ice cream.
When I was doing the potato here...
Don't do it!
You're the ones who scattered the potatoes!
You do it!
Yes, I'll do it.
Is it the wrong way of using it?
I didn't think it would be this fast!
Cry it out
Laugh it out
Let your nose bloom
Ladies and Gentlemen...
You're all smiling!
You didn't know I was impersonating Ohtakemako when I came out, did you?
I'm sorry, I didn't know either.
Let's do it one more time!
Cry it out
Laugh it out
Ladies and Gentlemen...
I love you!
Don't look so close, Ohtakemako!
How are you, Ohtakemako?
Your face turned red!
I'm glad you like it.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
This year is coming to an end, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This year...
You're biting me!
You know...
You're under a lot of stress.
Your body is going crazy.
Here and here!
You know...
It's doubling!
It's going "horoho"!
Horoho!
- Really?! - Yeah, every year.
- I was curious. - A lot of things happened.
- Yeah, yeah. - It's tough, isn't it?
Do you have any serious news for this year?
- No, I don't. - No, I don't.
My biggest mystery for this year is...
Next year...
There's "hey, hey, hey", right?
Yes.
- Mr. Nakabuchi will appear, right? - That's right.
And...
This is my biggest mystery for this year.
Why?
Why did he think of appearing in "hey, hey, hey"?
And what kind of attitude will he show?
But it seems like he'll say "good day".
It seems like he'll say "let me out of there".
Even if he says "good day"...
He won't say "dom"!
- He won't say "dom"! - He definitely won't say it!
- Mr. Nakabuchi won't say it! - He won't, right?!
Has he never seen "hey, hey, hey"?
He has, hasn't he?!
Choro!
- Choro! - Yes, yes.
- No, seriously... - He has, hasn't he?!
Choro!
If he has seen it...
I really don't know why he thought of appearing in "hey, hey, hey".
What kind of attitude will he show?
And why will he call us?
- Is he wearing a croissant? - No, of course he's wearing a croissant!
- Is he wearing one? - Of course he is.
- Like a bandana... - Is he wearing one?
I think he is.
If he sees it...
What kind of attitude will he show when he sees it?
What kind of bandana will he wear?
Is he wearing one?
Why would I take one like that?!
What kind of reason would I take a bandana?!
It doesn't matter! A bandana is fine!
A bandana is fine!
At that moment...
At that moment, he said...
Hey, stop it!
I'm already addicted to it!
You don't think I'd say that, do you?!
No, I definitely wouldn't!
This is my...
No, I mean, can you not take it?!
Won't you take it?!
I won't take it!
Is that so...
What was I thinking...
It's really strange.
Was I wearing something like a kimono?
Something like this...
And you took it off!
I won't do it!
At that moment...
I won't do it!
Why do you say it like you're driving a car?!
I won't do it!
That's why I said it!
Stop it, Hama-chan!
There's no way!
There's no way I'd do it!
I really want to see it!
But will you three be able to talk while laughing?!
You're laughing, and I'm laughing...
And this person is laughing...
And I'm laughing...
I won't do it.
This is going to be a mess!
The three of them are laughing their asses off.
I don't think there will be a video of it!
I...
It's okay, it's okay!
You don't have to worry about it that much!
It's okay, it's okay!
You don't have to imitate it yourself!
I was a little curious about that.
It's okay, it's okay!
I won't do it!
It seems like you still have a big scar on your back.
Could you tell me about that time?
I'm from Fukushima prefecture.
Fukushima?
Oki... Oki... Shoujiku... Masashiku...
Which one is it?
Well...
It's a pretty big scar.
It's not there!
How big of a scar is it?
Um...
From about here...
It's like this.
No way!
Why is it like that?
Um...
Well, well...
If you say you have that much of a scar...
You're a beast, right?
Where did you get that scar?
I went camping.
To a beast?
Yes, you're a beast.
Beast?
Well, well...
You're a beast with a picture on one of your shoulders.
No, say it!
Do you get it?
No, no...
Are you all serious?
Beast?
Lion?
No, no...
You're a mongoose.
I'll say it right away. You're a mongoose.
It's pretty big.
It's pretty big?
If you step on it, it's over.
You're a mongoose!
What do you think you're doing?
If you step on it, it's over?!
You're a mongoose!
What do you think you're doing?
No, it's almost like this.
No way!
Really, really.
The length of the body is like this.
No, really, really.
What do you mean "length of the body"?
No, this came with me, a mongoose.
It came with me when I was camping.
And, well...
I talked about it like "what if it came with me?"
Well, I did.
And, well...
It was like saying goodbye to its owner and dying.
It was tough.
Even though I talked about it like "what if it came with me?"
You couldn't get hurt.
It fell into the river.
What is this?
It must have had a lot of desire in it.
Did you put your hand on its back?
Yes, that mongoose...
While saying "ah"...
Saying "ah"...
So...
This isn't anyone's fault.
Rather, as my technician...
Technician...
Don't say such things.
Technician...
That's enough!
That's enough. That's enough.
Technician...
You knew about it, didn't you?
Okino-kun in Fukushima knew about it, didn't you?
Yes, there is a scar in it.
Ah, yes. Because we went together.
This is a question for the bad guy who taught Yoshida A-saku how to wear a G-punk T-shirt look.
When and how would you throw away a Heins T-shirt?
This is a great question.
It's like grabbing a spider.
Why did you ask me that?
I'll ask you this.
For example, socks.
When do you throw them away?
Well...
When they're pretty worn out.
I throw them away.
Huh? You wear them that much?
Don't you wear them when they're thin?
I do.
I wear them so you can see how thin my feet are.
Like a pot.
How much is in there?
So you can see how thin my feet are.
It's not that bad, but...
I had a woman who broke up with me because of that.
She was a pretty nice woman, but one day when I came home and looked at her, her heel was like an American woman's.
That hurt.
I was like "ah, it hurts!"
That hurt.
Does that happen when you break up?
Of course it does.
I don't break down that much.
I just get these rubber parts all flared up.
This happens when you can't do anything about it.
It happens.
Doesn't it happen when you get really mad?
It happens.
When you're running and you're getting all this flared up in your shoes.
You've got it all wrong!
Hey!
You've got it all wrong in your shoes!
This is funny...
You're not a man of shadow!
I'm not!
When you have all this flared up in your shoes, you've got it all wrong.
You've got it all wrong in your T-shirt.
How about your pants?
You've got it all wrong if you can see your *ss from here!
What kind of pants are you talking about?
Briefs.
You've got it all wrong if your briefs are like this!
You've got it all wrong!
I've been walking like this for a long time, but my head hurts.
My pants are rough!
If you were Trumps, you'd look like this when you sit down.
Didn't my dad say that in the past?
He said I was gradually turning into Hansel and Gretel.
My older son said the same thing the other day.
What's wrong with you?!
Don't peel it off!
Don't peel it off until it turns like this!
That happens.
It happens, doesn't it?!
That happens.
You're thinking of throwing it away, right?
But if you're going to throw it away, you've got to be smart and use your brain.
That's right!
If you throw it away --
You can just put it in the laundry!
You can just put it in.
You can --
Oh, that's right.
I'm hungry again!
This is a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who was studying next to the desk with Farble.
It seems that there is a mysterious mass outbreak of poisonous spiders in Osaka now.
Could you tell me a good strategy for preventing it?
Poisonous spiders, you mean?
Yes.
Are the spiders found in Osaka bad-tempered?
They are bad-tempered.
Their personalities are nasty.
I'd like to know about their personalities.
Yes, their personalities are nasty.
What do you mean?
They are really nasty.
Really?
Yes.
Could you tell me about it?
For example, in a marathon,
we say "let's run together until the end",
but some of us go ahead of others.
On the day of the exam, we don't study at all.
Yes, you have to keep your eyes open.
Yes, yes.
There is such a place in Dokugumo.
Is there such a place?
Yes, there is.
No, Dokugumo doesn't have exams or marathons.
That's fine.
But there is such a place.
Why do you say such a thing?
I'm laughing out loud.
If you don't tell me where you say it, I don't know.
For example, you should tell me what you did.
I see.
You know, sometimes you borrow a rental video and return it.
That's manners.
There are people who return it without returning it.
Yes, there are.
There is such a place.
That's why!
I know that!
He is like that.
What did you do?
It's Dokugumo, so I don't need a rental video.
You don't need it!
I know that!
For example, there is a bicycle.
The key of the bicycle.
There is a nasty way of stealing a bicycle.
You take it to the police station.
And you say you lost the key.
I see.
And you ask the police officer to open it for you.
There is no such legal way.
But you say you lost the key, so you open it.
There is such a place.
I know that!
I want to ask you that now!
According to your strategy, the horse is...
Horse? It's none of my business!
Your personality is disgusting!
I just said it!
Shut up!
What?
Shut up!
It's a prank!
It's none of my business!
Are you kidding me?
Are you surprised?
You tricked me!
Are you surprised?
It's a prank!
Are you surprised?
It's a prank!
Are you surprised?
Look at the camera!
It's none of my business!