AISubs v3.5
I don't know how to use it, so I'll do it one by one!
Film Couple, answer me!
Wow!
It's so cool!
Wow!
It's so cool!
Wow!
It's really interesting!
We've been talking about it for a long time!
We've been doing it for more than a month!
Film Couple!
Yes, yes!
We want you to date our staff purely!
This is serious!
Purely!
We want you to marry us if you can!
It's really interesting!
Now, let's go!
Participants, come in!
Come in!
Yes, please take a seat.
Hey, look at me!
You're wearing clothes that look like gold!
Yes, yes!
Why don't you introduce yourselves?
Yes, please!
I'm Okamoto Kougyo Yoshimoto.
I'm 28 years old.
Today, I'm serious about finding a girlfriend!
Please take care of me!
I'm Takasu, a reporter.
There will be 30 people this year.
The people around me are already married.
You guys are really stubborn!
You're really stubborn!
Is this a documentary?
Today, I'm looking for a woman who will go with me for the first time.
Oh, I see!
You know what you're doing!
You shouldn't say things like that!
Hey, you shouldn't say things like that!
This cliff is heavy!
I'm Tsutsumimoto, a director.
Director!
I'm Kinomi, a detective.
Today, I'm here to get her for real.
I'll do my best as a young staff member.
Don't make noise.
Thank you.
The last one, number 5.
You're so small!
It's because you're sitting!
Stand up, you big guy!
I'm the director, Saito.
I'm 41 years old.
Let's introduce ourselves, too.
Yes, let's go!
I'm Kumiko Takayoshi. Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Number 2.
I'm Nanase Mizuno. I'm 24 years old.
I'm Harumi Nakane. I'm 21 years old.
I'm quite...
"Quite"?!
What's "quite"?!
I'm quite childish.
People who are older...
Yes.
Saito just put on his glasses.
That's all he's wearing!
He should stay away from me!
I'm Maite Yoshie. I'm 22 years old. I'm a flutist.
I'm Nanaumi.
What?
I'm Nanaumi.
Nanaumi-san?
Nana...
Nanaumi-san?
What's so funny?
You'll hear it from everyone.
Why did you hear it?
What's wrong with you?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now it's time for questions!
That's right.
Men, questions!
Takasu was fast.
Is this okay?
Okay, let's go!
What kind of people do you like?
In your head and in your brain, there's nothing like laughter.
You're a broadcaster, aren't you?
To all of you!
Interesting people.
People who make me laugh.
So you don't like second place?
No, no, it's not like that.
You don't like second place?
No, no, it's not like that.
Matsumoto-san.
Oh, Matsumoto-san!
I'm Matsumoto-san.
You're getting weird.
Did I crush you?
When you said that, I thought you were crazy.
Now, number four.
People who are sincere and take you away.
Yes, I was waiting for an answer like yours.
If you say Matsumoto-san all of a sudden, I'm going to laugh.
If you say it on the show...
Hamada-san.
Hamada-san!
Don't say it!
Let's be together and have fun.
Yes, Hoka!
Yes! Ah, number 3 was fast. Number 3.
For you, what do you need a woman for?
Wow, this is another difficult question.
Wow, it's a severe question.
Yes.
When you want to feel good.
Yes.
What you lack.
This is a little mean, isn't it?!
Yes, it's mean.
You're narcissistic!
No, it's not!
It's because Taishi Takano said it.
Don't say Taishi Kaze.
Don't say it, don't say it.
For you, what do you need a woman for?
What are you saying?!
I'm not happy, so I want to be happy.
You're not happy?
I'm not.
Is it a place of peace?
You're saying it!
I'm not saying it!
Basically, I'm eating rocks.
Don't say it!
In a never-ending story!
Eat rocks!
Don't say it!
For old age's sake, for now...
Don't say it.
Yes, number 4.
If you're spending Christmas together, how do you want to be escorted?
Yes, number 1.
From eve to Christmas.
At around 12, we'll meet up at my house.
How will you show up when you meet up? By car?
No, I'll just walk.
Oh, you'll just walk and say, "Oh, hello again."
But you're just a regular Thursday, aren't you?
Why Thursday?
I'll drink champagne and go to sleep.
June 24th is my birthday.
You're lying!
No, I'm serious.
Even if you're lying, it's not true.
You have a bad personality.
So I made a reservation for my birthday.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Of course you did! What store is it?
Supermarket!
What? Supermarket?
No, bar! Bar! Bar!
Why didn't you make a reservation for a supermarket?
Supermarket!
No, bar! Bar! Bar!
Oh, bar!
So you made a reservation for your birthday.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Will you go home like that?
I'll go home, of course.
Oh...
Um... I have a takoyaki iron plate.
I don't know what you're saying!
Your speech is too bad!
Yes, I'll make takoyaki.
You'll make takoyaki?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Let's make takoyaki and rice together!
That's right! That's right!
I have my own restaurant.
You have your own restaurant!
You're weird!
I'll make a reservation for a cake at a convenience store.
You two can take it home.
Your own...
Christmas party!
Yes! Yes!
I've never been to Disneyland since I was born.
I've never seen you doing this kind of work.
I really haven't.
So I'd like you to take me with you.
Christmas is...
Christmas?
You take me with you!
There's something about men...
I'm Kochi...
Yes?
Who are you?
I'm a talent.
You're a sidekick, aren't you?
A sidekick...
However, I can't see another thing about men that says "this is not for sale".
Is that so?
You can practice.
Look at me!
It's a sales point.
Well, I'm a salaryman, so as long as I don't get fired, I think I can live a normal life.
But you're a salesman.
Yes.
Right?
At worst...
Even if I can't make a living as a broadcaster...
As what?
I know you want me to make a living, but you don't know.
What?
As a broadcaster...
You can't make a living?
Yes.
My family has a shop that sells food.
You have a shop?
Yes, yes.
My car...
What are you driving now?
Now...
Itasha...
What's Itasha?
It's an Italian car.
Oh, say it like that!
What's an Italian car?
Fiat Panda.
It's a small car.
Well, I'm strong-willed, so...
If I like you, I'll do my best.
Well, as you say, I'm a little financially...
Does this man have money?
Yes, he does.
Is there a pearl in his pocket?
Does he have a pearl in his pocket?
No, I'm good.
You're good?
Number 3's girlfriend is good.
Well, everyone...
Let's press the number.
Let's do it! Switch...
On!
Number 1's Okamoto...
Yes.
Let's see who you pressed.
Let's see.
Number 2!
Wow, this is harsh!
This can't be helped!
It can't be helped, right?
Let's see if it's a woman. Let's see if it's number 5.
That's right.
Who did you choose?!
Oh! Okamoto?!
What's with that reaction?!
I'm glad you thought so.
This can't be helped.
Let's see if it's a woman!
Go ahead!
As for me, I'd like you to have at least two pairs.
Well, this corner is a ceremony, so...
Chihiro!
Where?
Over there.
Well, Takatsu...
It's not just a lie.
It's a woman!
Did you get it?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Congratulations!
What is it?
What do you think of me?
What is it?
Give me a hand!
It's annoying!
This overacting!
In the end, it's a woman.
What can I say?
Last year, when I was playing a woman,
I blew up the behind-the-scenes program and did it.
I don't know if you know about it or not.
I asked you a question and you said it.
Last year, you did a behind-the-scenes program.
Next year, you won't do a behind-the-scenes program like you didn't do anything.
Next week, we'll do an opening performance in white.
I showed you the list earlier.
Participants.
Yes!
I'm so angry...
Ryoko?
Ryoko didn't come out in the end.
Ryoko didn't come out.
That's right, but there's a lot of reasons for that!
Like "what if it's Ishimine?"
Also, there's something like an NHK...
Not an award ceremony, but like a championship.
And she won the Grand Prix this year.
I don't know about that!
No, no, I don't know about it either!
But if you win the Grand Prix, you automatically get to go to Kohagun.
Kohagun really wants famous people to come out!
That's why she's there!
What if it's Ishimine?
But that's fine!
That's a reward!
What if it's Ishimine?
What kind of underwear is she wearing?
I can't see her underwear.
That's a reward!
That's fine.
If I were her, I'd say...
I haven't been working hard this year, so please give me more young people who are working hard!
That's what I'd say!
Thank you!
You idiot! You idiot!
My stomach hurts!
You're lying!
I'm not calling you, but is it okay for you to call me?
No, no, it's not okay for me to call you!
You said you were watching me getting nervous at home!
I'm Geisha Girls behind the set!
Geisha!
Come out, woman!
I'm not Geisha Girls!
Geisha Girls is a red group, you know!
Geisha Girls is a red group?
Isn't it obvious? We're Geisha Girls!
You're starting to look like a shimeji mushroom.
What?
You didn't say it out loud!
What do you mean I'm starting to look like a shimeji mushroom?
I don't want to look like a shimeji mushroom!
I'm looking like a shimeji mushroom!
Oh!
There's a second part of that book.
Is there?
The second part.
Pro-wrestling world's number eleven, Matsumoto- san.
A phantom technique sealed away in the world of pro-wrestling!
What kind of technique was "flying, rolling, sobat, express" exactly?
Um... pro-wrestling...
There's a gathering of people, you know.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, yes.
There are a lot of pro-wrestling groups now, right?
Yes, there are a lot of them.
They're all different groups, but they all gather once a month.
Is that even possible?!
There's something like a drinking party.
There, you know... well, I'm doing kanji, but...
No, but you... do you belong to any of the groups?
Yes, I do.
Which groups?
Like I said...
I'm a masked wrestler.
You shouldn't say that!
That's right.
I'm already full of eyes.
Masked wrestler!
Can I say your name?
No, that's...
If you say that, you'll be found out!
Well, there's that group.
There is.
And there...
Last year...
Sakaguchi Seiji said that we shouldn't say our names.
You're like the president of New Day.
Who came up with this trick?
Great Kojika did it.
No one knows about it.
It became a boom in the area.
Oh, really?
But the illusion trick...
The sealed illusion trick...
It's too dangerous.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes.
Let's not talk about it.
Let's not.
It's too dangerous.
No, it's not.
It makes you blue.
No matter what you do, you'll still be blue.
Even if you go home for a while, you'll still be blue.
Your wife won't be able to see you.
If you do that.
I see!
So...
I want to see it!
That kind of trick that makes you blue...
Let's not talk about it.
Sakaguchi Seiji said it.
And the president was Sakaguchi-chan.
Sakaguchi-chan?
Sakaguchi-chan.
Tameuchi?
Yes, me.
And I said let's not talk about it.
And everyone was fine with it.
Only Great Kojika was against it.
Of course.
He made it.
I said I wanted to do it.
And everyone was fine with it.
So...
This time...
Rolling Sobat Express.
Flying, right?
Flying.
I decided to quit.
What kind of trick was it?
There are only two of us, so if I lose, you lose.
I can't do anything about it.
I'll be enraged.
I can't go home and see my wife's face.
"Congratulations on your wedding," she'll say.
Even then, I won't say anything.
I can't do anything about it.
He wants to see it.
What about the damage?
The damage...
We explain the damage in ten stages.
This is damage 9.5.
The rest is 5.
So 10 is fat?
Let me go!
It's coming out, right?
I touched it.
What is it?
Tell me a trick.
What was it?
What?
What was it?
I'm kidding.
Really?
I was surprised.
Let's lean forward.
Lean forward?
Lean back.
Which one?
Lean back.
Ready?
When it comes in like this, it goes in like this, right?
Flying Express.
Sobat.
I told you, didn't I?!
What do you have to be careful of when you do a bank robbery?
Well...
Is there something you shouldn't be careful of?
Yes, of course.
First of all, you have to be careful of a bank robbery.
When you do a bank robbery...
What you have to be careful of is...
Screaming on Sundays.
Is it because there are a lot of people going out?
Actually, it's because it's not open.
Isn't it better because it's not open?
No, no. What I'm saying is...
It's a so-called bank robbery.
It's a quiet bank robbery.
I'm talking about Ceron.
It's a quiet bank robbery.
Who are you talking about?
I'm talking about robbery.
So, first of all, you have to be careful of going out on business hours.
I see.
What do you have to be careful of?
What do you mean?
When you do a bank robbery.
Basically, you don't need anything.
Huh? A handkerchief?!
A handkerchief.
Are you kidding me?!
Who are you?!
You have to be careful of going out on bank robberies.
Yes, yes.
First of all, you have to be careful of time.
Screaming on Sundays.
Yes.
And...
You don't make a sign.
No, I can't make one there.
You don't wear sandals.
Because you can't hold them.
You make it warm.
That's right.
Why?
You can't say, "It's cold," right?
"It's cold" doesn't mean you have a cold.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What?
You can't say "it's cold."
I'm telling you what you can't do!
Listen to me!
You can't say "it's cold." You can't say "it's sleepy."
You can't say "it's dog."
You can't say "it's snack."
Because you think I'm stupid.
You can't say "it's dog."
You can't say "it's snack."
He used to be a boy scout and head of the west japan branch.
He's a genius player, Matsumoto-san.
Let's see how much fun you can have with a ten yen coin.
I don't have a ten yen coin.
Here you go.
So you're asking me how I can use this ten yen to have fun?
That's right.
Like this, right?
I'll go first, right?
Go ahead.
Here you go. Three points.
Here you go.
Oh, it's a reversal. A big reversal.
I won.
No, you won.
I won.
Here you go.
Here you go. 66 points.
What?
I can't do it at all.
Okay, let's do it properly.
Let's do it properly.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Look over there.
The one who has it wins.
Let's play with this.
Okay, let's play.
Front or back?
Front.
One, two...
Front.
Same score.
One, two...
Front!
Back!
You're good.
Alright, let's go!
What's so funny?
Let's go home.
Can you do it?
A fishing line has sunk in the Noto Peninsula and six crewmembers are missing.