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"Gaki no Tsukai" also broadcasts 299 times from the start in autumn 1995.
So this week, 300 times commemorative night festival "Gaki no Tsukai Yaara" is recorded.
In 1990, when the program started...
Various opening projects that brought together celebrities of various topics.
Kin-chan's appearance in "Immortal Target", "Punishment Game" and many other memories were recorded.
In 1991, with absolute support, the program went from midnight to Sunday night.
In 1992, the famous "So-chan-ka" Grand Prix was born, and it became a big topic.
In 1993, projects that reached 20% viewing rate also jumped out and many people had a good time in popular "Tataite".
And from 1994, let's start today's recording.
"Gaki no Tsukai Yaara" Episode 4 "Tataite"
Today, "Guts" and "Randen", who challenged entertainers who invited them as a talk show, if they could play pranks without being noticed,
were quite nervous about former world champion "Guts" and "Isshimatsu".
What are you doing?
We met quite a long time ago, didn't we? Mom, do you remember?
What? Why?
What do you mean "why"?
Well, I think it was about ten years ago.
Let's do an interview once.
Let's do it.
Your arms are big.
Ready, start!
Start!
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
When you come...
Ouch!
Wait a minute! I'm sorry!
Thank you very much, "Guts" and "Isshimatsu".
"Gaki no Tsukai Yaara" Episode 4 "Entertainers! Are you kidding me?! Grand Prix!"
At "Entertainers! Are you kidding me?! Grand Prix!", "Are you kidding me?! Grand Prix!", we also invited a rare guest.
Welcome!
I'm not going to work for you today.
Mr. Watanabe Morino!
Get down!
Have you ever been caught in a job interview?!
Oh, you're a woman. I'll let you go if you're a woman.
What am I, some kind of running guy?
Mr. Watanabe Morino!
Here is your question!
Are you a man?
Are you a woman?!
Here is your question!
Do you eat eight meals a day?
Do you eat eight meals a day?!
Do you watch TV every day?!
Are you a woman?!
Don't say it like that!
When I write it, it seems like I'm writing something terrible.
Here is your question!
Are you a woman?
Are you a woman?!
Here is your question!
Are you a woman?!
Surprisingly, there are many people like me.
What are you talking about?!
It's true!
You don't know that, do you?
Morino!
No, I really think...
I'll say it with my ears...
Ah, he threw it away!
Now, Mado-san...
I don't know your name, but...
Yes?
You have a weird look on your face...
Watanabe Sooru...
Kijuin Hikaru...
Matsumura...
Katsumura Kunihiro...
Yamada Kuniko...
Matsumura...
Yamada Kuniko...
Matsumura...
Matsumura Kunihiro!
Yamada Kuniko-san is...
Wait, wait!
You're pretty quiet, aren't you?
I'm sorry for coming all the way here...
Today, I was running with Tama...
I heard you've been studying him for a long time...
Yes, I've been studying him...
I came all the way here!
Ah, thank you...
And his wish of running with Tama came true...
Please look at this...
Ah, is that so?
It's a rare item...
Ah, is that so?
Matsumura Kunihiro
Oops, I forgot my book...
Ah, you've moved faster since you came...
First of all, the interior...
The interior has been removed!
The terracotta has been removed!
The color has all been removed...
What are you looking at?
Are you looking at "Gaten"?
"Gaten"?
Ah, is that so?
"Gaten", what kind of magazine is "Gaten"?
"Gaten" is a high-quality magazine...
It's a high-quality magazine...
This is bad...
He's trying to get rid of Tama...
As of now, regarding this magazine...
I haven't seen a single part of it...
This is bad...
Therefore...
Let's see...
Excuse me...
It's strange for a woman like you to say that.
It's strange for you to say that.
She's laughing! She's laughing!
And with the only woman in the world, this kind of project...
You're the worst man in the world!
Hey you! How many years has it been since you appeared on TV and are now the worst man in the world?
You'll get in trouble!
What's funny about it?
You're a great commentator.
You're like a man without manners.
But even if you say it's hot in the summer, you can't lose in the summer heat like this!
This is a big deal!
After all, in order to win in the summer heat...
You have to say the right thing.
I'm saying the right thing.
The right thing?
Matsumoto-kun, is there anything you can think of?
Leave it to me. Something I can think of?
Something you can think of?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's see...
Celeron, right?
Celery, right?
Meditation on the battlefield.
Shut up!
If you say it like that, you'll get a lot of publicity!
But you know what?
Yes, yes.
I think something you can think of is good.
After all, you have to move your body in the summer heat.
Even if you move your body, you won't be able to win in the summer heat.
That's not what I'm talking about!
Matsumoto-kun, is there a sport you can use in the summer heat?
This is something I've been thinking about.
I'm talking to you!
What are you doing?
Scuba diving! Scuba diving!
Scuba diving is good!
Then, the three of us will go diving today.
Oh, we'll go diving?
Yes, let's go!
One, two...
- Feels good, doesn't it? - Shut up!
- Can't you shut up? - Can't you shut up?
- You can't talk normally. - Oh, I see.
In that case, I'll give you a signal like this.
Go up and then talk.
- That's a bad thing. - I don't know.
- Oh, I see. - I'll go again.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
- Hey you! - The old video looked good.
Shut up!
And the number of youkai living in the entertainment world also increased.
Youkai can't be seen first.
Hey youkai!
It's said that there are fewer youkai now,
- but there are 5.6 million youkai in Japan now. - 5.6 million youkai...
- Damn it! - Damn it!
- Are there youkai everywhere? - Of course there are!
Don't make me laugh!
What's that? What's that?
- What's that? - What's that?
- Look at that! - What's that?
- What's that in the middle of the road? - Huh?
Hey youkai! Come on!
- Come on! - Come on!
- Are you youkai? - Are you youkai?
Don't get too close!
Youkai Cat Girl
- Come on! - Run!
- I'll run. - Get out of my way! - I'll run.
Touch me!
- No! - Touch me!
Oh, I'm so scared!
Come on!
There's something over there!
Hey, what's this?!
What's this?!
What the heck is this?!
This is the opposite direction!
It's over there!
No, no, no!
Hey!
Hey, this is bad!
Hey, stop it!
Come here!
This is bad!
This is really, really bad!
What's that?!
It's slippery! It's slippery!
What's that?!
This is the opposite direction!
Hey, it's over there!
Hey!
What's with this guy?!
Um...
Yes?
I'd like you to sing for me.
Sure, go ahead.
Since you're a youkai...
Yes!
Mou youkai...
Nani youkai...
What do you think?
No, wait!
Moshiyara youkai
I'm nervous, my face...
Nervous?
Yes!
I'm nervous!
Yes, yes, yes!
Your face is nervous...
Yes, yes, yes!
You bastard!
If you hug me, it's over!
If you hug me, you won't say anything funny!
I'm a little fatter, but...
Shut up!
Even in their private time, they got to know each other better.
Good evening!
What is it?
This is CG's Otaku drawing.
You're so cheeky!
It's an amazing drawing!
It's not!
It's a Jomon Goten.
A Jomon Goten?
Good evening!
Are you his wife?
What? I don't know!
You're always taking care of him.
Good evening!
Excuse me, ma'am.
This is a little boring.
Thank you for coming.
Excuse me, ma'am!
Thank you for taking my top-grade sushi!
Ma'am, you're really good at that kind of thing.
Thank you for coming!
What is it?
Since you're here...
What is it?
I thought I could help you.
That's right.
We're people who can only think of ourselves as human beings.
We've helped you in many ways.
That's right.
So what are you going to do?
Today...
I'm going to borrow some money.
No, today...
Since we're in your house in Shinjuku...
I'm thinking of checking out your electricity.
Why are you checking out my electricity?
"Downtown" means "checking out your electricity".
Originally...
"Downtown" means "checking out your electricity".
If you use a vacuum cleaner, you use a lot of electricity.
I'm tired!
Let me give you a massage.
Where did you get that chair from?
Chin-chin!
What is it?
Look it up!
What are you doing?
Look it up!
Come with me!
I'm doing it for you!
Let me give you a massage.
The electricity is fine.
Let's go to the microwave.
Switch on.
This is pretty...
It's spinning.
Teacher, today...
Let's watch various things.
For friends and celebrities,
Matsumoto-shi himself makes food.
A heartwarming project.
Stop it!
Teacher, it doesn't taste like anything!
It's sizzling.
This is good.
It's like...
The part of the fish...
It's melting!
Hey, wait a minute!
Here you go.
It's hot.
It tastes like a hut.
This is good!
It's hot!
Hey!
Stop it!
Here you go.
Hey!
What is this?
It's like a work of art.
It's like a catering.
Teacher, it's your own food!
Can we eat this?
Please eat it.
It's disgusting.
After the commercial,
Tatsuo Umemiya and Kiko Wada have a romantic relationship.
And,
In order to eliminate the suspicion of Kiko Wada, Tatsuo Umemiya and Kiko Wada,
A project like this was also planned.
Witnesses, please come forward.
Wada Akiko has started her trial as a man.
Before I start my trial, I would like to ask Professor Matsumoto to come in and verify various things.
Professor, please come in.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Can you show me your ID photo? - ID photo?
- Yes. - Oh, Wada, you bastard! Look at me, you bastard!
I'm going to skin you alive today!
Let me show you for now.
This is the photo of Wada in the plane.
- Yes. - If you look at it like this, it's not much different from Wada we usually see.
- That's right. - And I used my computer to zoom in.
- Oh, you were closer. - Yes, I was closer.
Then I found something terrible!
You bastard! I knew it!
- I got a great VTR. - Oh, really?
- Yes, if you look at it like this, it's quite decisive. - I see.
- I think it was around summer of last year. - The response is...
- When I was appointed to the 4th division, I was more manly than I look now.
- I was able to change at least one team.
- This is decisive. - Decisive.
- Excuse me, were you a woman just now? - I was a woman just now.
- A woman? You don't know anything, you bastard!
- First of all, I'd like you to look at your ID photos. - Could you show me?
- Yes, please show me. - I'll break this. - Yes.
- How is it? - Is this really okay?
- Is this a helmet? - It's a helmet! It was a helmet just now!
- Next. - Yes. - This is a VTR.
- This is a compliment. - It's a compliment. - It's this doll in front of you. - Yes.
- Is it important? - Yes, it is. - Do you make dolls? - Yes.
- Do you like it, Chief? - You bastard!
You make dolls, too!
- You made dolls exactly like Umemiya. - Of course, I did.
- That means... - Yes.
- It is reproduced as it is. - That's right.
- We saw that it must be a doll. - Yes.
- Could you bring me the evidence? - Oh, is it?
- This is... - Yes.
If you pass by a shop in Harajuku, please take it.
Like this.
Professor! Professor!
After the commercial, there is a 94-year history.
Professor Masumoto's "Sudden Celebrity".
Let's measure it!
- Yes, yes. - And...
In order to approach the top secret of celebrities,
we have invited this person, too.
- Celebrities... - Yes.
- Today, we will... - Yes.
- We will measure it. - Professor!
Sumi is here!
Sit down! Sumi, sit down!
- Professor, this is the opportunity! - This is the opportunity!
Let's take a look!
Baseball is a pitcher, but at night it's a batter!
Yes!
- It's out! - Really?
- It's out! - Yes!
Professor, what's going on?
- I'm so sorry! - That's OK!
Today, I'm in trouble!
Who is in trouble?
- It's out! - It's out!
- Professor! - Professor!
- It's out! - Professor!
- It's out! - It's out!
- It's definitely out! - It's out!
- OK! - Yes!
It's out!
Look! What in the world is that thing?!
- It's big! - Yes!
- It's cool! - It's creepy!
Is it Nausicaa of the Well of the Wind?!
It's coming out!
Hold it!
It's white!
What's wrong with you?!
It's white!
What's wrong with you?!
The first "Gaki no Tsukai",
1994,
"Tennen", "Bokenister", "Taishou"!!
In 1994,
these people also appeared.
Hello, Mr. Judge.
Yes, yes. I'm the Judge.
That's right.
What are we doing today?
Well, I don't know.
What?!
I'm sorry, I don't know much.
You're the Judge, aren't you?!
Yes!
For now, we'd like to decide
the No. 1 "Tennen" "Bokenist" of the year.
It's a very easy-to-understand project.
I see. I see.
Yes.
Let me introduce the three nominees.
Mr. Yamasaki Hosei!
And next...
Mr. Kouda Shin!
And last but not least...
Mr. Dever!
Thank you for inviting me.
Mr. Otaro Sokkyo!
"Japan Passing".
Now...
Mr. Dever!
You're fast, Mr. Dever!
You're a javan passing!
In a city that has been locked up,
how can you say you're one of a kind?
What are you?
Here's the first song!
Are you alright?
When I was in 3rd grade, you were in 1st grade, right?
Me?
When I was in 3rd grade, oh!
Oh!
Get up, oh!
Yes, yes, Goda-kun!
When I was in 3rd grade
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