AISubs v3.5
Let's start.
Hamachan wins.
Kappapan.
You said "kappapan".
Start.
What? What do you want me to do?
Faster.
Hama-chan wins.
Put your hands on your palms.
Start!
Hurry up! Draw!
Start!
The first one to win is...
Ta-da!
Ready, go!
Hamada wins.
Look over there!
Hama-chan wins!
Thank you for watching.
I'm hungry.
(Laughter)
You're scary!
The moment it breaks, it's like an octopus.
It's a toy.
What?
(Laughter)
Start!
(Groans)
(Laughter)
Stop!
(Groans)
Macchan wins!
(Drumming)
Start!
(Laughter)
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(Laughter)
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Start!
(Laughter)
I can't lift it like this. (Laughter)
(Laughter)
Have you ever done this before? (Laughter)
Wow, it's hot! (Laughter)
Wow, it's hot. (Laughter)
(Laughter)
You're ugly now. (Laughter)
Can you do this? Can you do it? No way!
(Drumming)
Amo-chan wins. (Drumming)
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Start! (Drumming)
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(Laughter)
Amo-chan wins! (Drumming)
Start! (Drumming)
(Laughing)
(Vomiting)
(Laughing)
If I did this, I'd go home!
(Vomiting)
(Laughing)
(Vomiting)
(Laughing)
(Drumming)
Start!
(Drumming)
(Laughing)
What are you doing?
(Laughing)
What are you laughing at?
(Laughing)
You look ugly.
(Laughing)
(Snoring)
(Laughing)
Hamada's loss.
Start!
(Laughing)
Ouch!
(Laughing)
Ouch!
(Snoring)
I can't go back!
(Laughing)
Hamada's win!
Ladies and gentlemen...
(Cheering)
What is this, stupid?
This is...
amazing place!
This is where you do "teke-teke", right?
"Teke-teke"...
Sorry, I don't know the meaning of "teke-teke"...
This is where you do "teke-teke"...
Dun-dun-dun-dun...
I don't care about that!
That's old...
I think it's useless to talk about this...
When we ate hotpot with soy sauce the other day...
You were like "Yup! You make me do it!"
Sushi and Ishiyama!
Ohohohohohoho!
Who said that!?
Who said that?!
See, I said it, but...
You said it!
You said it, but...
- Everyone was laughing. - Everyone was laughing.
"Trururururu" I made a phone call.
"Hello?" "It's Akko."
It's out!!
"Mooo!" "Moooo!"
It's out, right?
- It's an alarm. - It's an alarm.
The yellow patrol car!
It's going off, jeez.
Jeez.
I want to see you!
It's an alarm.
Hey, you know...
Kimura's house...
His phone shouldn't fit in there.
It shouldn't fit in there.
That's too much.
His telegraph is in there!
"It only says "memory 1"!"
It doesn't say much if it's in there.
It doesn't matter, right?
Boom!
Get out of the way!
It's scary because it's in there.
What are you doing?
I'm making a pot.
You were weak already.
You're too young.
I'll go.
If you say you're making a pot,
then I'll go too.
I've got a lot of men and women,
and I get hit by one thing.
It's annoying, isn't it?
It's even annoying.
I'm already upset.
I'll go.
"Yes, come here." I said, "Well, yes, but..."
You're weak!
"Can I say it?" I said, "Yes."
If you're 15 minutes late, you're late.
That's right!
You didn't say that, did you?
I didn't say it, but...
Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I'll say it now.
Come here.
You're down-to-earth.
When I got there, on the counter...
Who were you with?
With my uncle.
With your uncle?
Yes, with my uncle.
Well, you know...
Until now...
You were wondering if I was being targeted, weren't you?
That's just a guess.
I know for sure!
Well, you know...
If you say you're going to sing karaoke...
At this distance...
I'm Akio!
At this distance!
While looking at me like that...
That's amazing vitality!
That's vitality! That's vitality!
Shut up!
I've already given it to you.
On the way back to the elevator, I said, "Junna..."
Doesn't he have a girlfriend?
What is it?
Until this morning...
Did you call me?!
You didn't call me, right?
I didn't call you.
Of course you didn't call me.
No, I'm really sorry.
I didn't know you were that fat.
Did you see that?!
No, you're...
Fat!
Fat! Fat!
You're such a...
Hurry up and come!
You say that sometimes on the phone.
You're a new half!
You're a man! Go away!
You're such a...
I absolutely hate you!
If I had to fight you, I'd rather fight you.
Why?!
I want you to mess up!
You're scary!
Should we go to the floor?
How was it?
I don't know!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I couldn't see you!
Your reaction was really funny!
What?
You said you didn't want to see it!
Maya Hayashin!
Ah, hello!
Hello!
Um...
That girl's facial expression is really bad!
Do you really think so?
Well, I'm sure you all know that she's beautiful.
Thank you for coming.
Are you okay?
You two from downtown!
You're stars, but why don't you appear in "Star Prank Marui Report"?
If you were in there, you wouldn't be caught like Boo Boo Cushion.
If you were in there, you wouldn't be able to say "ora" even if you wanted to.
If you were caught by something else, you'd go crazy.
Ah, you'd do it!
No, you'd do it!
I wouldn't go crazy!
I'd like you to wake up!
Why do you want me to wake up?!
You're full of energy!
I don't know why!
I don't know why, but I just don't do it.
I'm sure you're thinking about what you'd do if you got caught.
Ah, but you'd get upset about things like "yaguda", right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of that when you're comedians.
Yeah, there's a lot of comedians.
"Yaasan-garami" pranks.
The other day, I stopped by a traffic light in Shinjuku.
You see, the traffic light is red, so it's easy to get in, right? Even if it's a little clogged in the front.
And there are times when it turns red as it is. And the straight-ahead car is in the middle of it, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I was fine, but there was a taxi next to me. And obviously, the taxi was in the way of my straight- ahead driving, so I said, "Hey, what are you doing?!" And the straight-ahead car said, "Oh, I'm useless now."
"Hey!" I said and got out of the car and saw a taxi next to me and said, "Get out of the car!" And I was like, "If only I had been here..."
You're lying!
What did you think?
What?
It had nothing to do with the taxi! What did you think?!
I thought, "If only I had been here..."
If only I had been here, I would have gone!
But I think you probably understood it, right?
"Oh, no, this guy..." I think you understood it from my point of view.
From Mr. Yaga?
From Mr. Yaga. "Oh, I can't stand it anymore!" I thought. "Gang, watch out!" And when I was going "gang", the mirror in my car turned and said, "Kyu!"
"Are you going to get out of the car?!" And Mr. Yaga also hit me and said, "Gang!"
Why?!
Because you hit me with the mirror!
And he looked at me like that.
Hey! Who do you think you're messing with?!
That's not how I get angry.
Hey!
When I get angry...
First you say something bad and then you get angry.
Because you hit me with the mirror!
When I think about it, I can't get angry anymore.
Wow, that's...
Then you get out of the car and come back.
If you do it right away, it's disgusting, right?
Why is it disgusting?!
No, it's not...
Hey, you!
If you laugh and dry up, it's like you're still in the car.
That's right, that's right.
That's disgusting, too!
Why is it disgusting?! You're making fun of me!
You seem to have a problem with me!
No, I don't have a problem with you! You're making fun of me!
If you do it in front of me without me noticing...
What is it?!
I'll get mad!
What do you want?!
So I'll stay still for a while and say, "My mirror is like this!"
And I'll run for a while.
You got me!
This is easier to see!
And I'll say, "Okay, I'll do it."
And you'll say, "That's disgusting."
What's that?
What are you going to do about it?!
What am I going to do about it?
I haven't seen it yet!
You haven't seen it yet?!
You're too naive!
If you were to take a break, what would you do?
I debuted at 18 and I haven't taken a break at all!
It seems like you're on a break.
That's right! I've thought about it! I'm an old man!
Is that so?
I've been wearing sunglasses for about three days!
And when I smelled it, I thought of you!
What are you talking about? It's not like you smell like a kid!
But you know, when you don't rest for a long time, you feel like you're going to get sick.
Like you're going to get into an accident.
You don't want to rest like that, do you?
What are you talking about?
If you're going up, I'm going down.
I can't bend!
You're going to get sick.
Your scarf smells like an old man's.
Yakuza is scary.
You two are the worst!
So we're going to call each of you "baro-roams", right?
Yes.
Let's call each of you "baro-roams".
Is that a good name?
Well, well, well...
Right?!
This is fine, but...
I'm taking a break!
If you don't take a break, we can't take a break.
That's not a good thing.
This is what makes it hard for you two.
No, it's not.
But let's do it as a downtown.
Yes, yes, yes...
Downtown, we're taking a break!
Yes.
Right?
It's too early for you to say it.
All right! Then let's take a break next year.
No!
For eight years.
That's funny!
We're taking a break for eight years?!
For eight years.
All right, let's do that.
Why are we taking a break for eight years?!
You know, last year and last year and last year and last year,
you thought we were scared, didn't you?
What do you think?
Right.
But if we take a break for eight years, I can't do it,
but you have a lot of savings.
Are you stupid?!
But it's hard for me to eat for eight years, you know?
Yes...
That's why, right?!
What are you trying to end it with?!
Don't end it like that!
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who has worked as a record player for many famous people.
If you end up being a pervert with your girlfriend you're dating,
how can you get back the excitement you had in the beginning?
That's...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let's get rid of the first question.
Have you ever played a record player?
Yes, I have.
With who?
With...
...my wife.
But we broke up.
I don't think I can say it here.
And you, ma'am?
Well...
How old am I now?
Fifty-two.
That's tough.
Don't say it like that.
I'm sorry.
But back then you did a lot of things.
What did you say?
Records.
I did, I did.
For example, whose?
Yuujirou Fusai.
You're not even born yet!
(laughing)
O, Sadaaru, Fusai...
What a big name!
O, Fusai, you said you wanted to break up today, didn't you?
Since we got married!
Don't say stuff like that!
You guys fell in love with each other and got together.
Of course!
You shouldn't say that, O!
O!
Of course I'll say O!
I understand! I'll do my best!
And then you said O!
(laughing)
That's where it led to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(sighing)
Well, it's not like it's thanks to you.
Yeah.
Now, you and your girlfriend, Ken Taiji.
What should you do first?
This is...
Heart-pounding.
Fresh!
Right?
What are you waiting for?
Fresh!
(laughing)
What I want for all those who are alive and well is...
Freshness.
Right?
It's the same for a talent.
Right?
Right, right, right.
A scarf...
You're too young!
(laughing)
That's the worst!
(laughing)
A scarf reminds you of your father...
Shut up!
(laughing)
It won't sell!
(laughing)
Yeah, it won't sell!
(laughing)
After all...
Freshness!
A human being...
(laughing)
Reminds you of your father...
(laughing)
Ready, set, go!
[Laughing]
OK, stop!
Machan wins!
[Drumming]
Start!
[Drumming]
[Laughter]
Okay, let's take it!
What?!
[Laughter]
[Drumming]
What is it?!
You're going to do it again?
Ouch!
Why do I always do like this?
It hurts from here!
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