AISubs v3.5
Girls! Come in!
Last time, Yamazaki prepared a party for downtown, where he spends most of his time.
He wanted to have a geisha party in his house.
But instead of a geisha party, a bunch of weird psychos showed up.
Because of Sugata Yu's injury, his eyes are covered.
But in order to cover his eyes, Yamazaki prepared a new party.
Where are you going?
I'm really sorry about last time.
That's right! You didn't think of that at all!
That's right!
Where are you going?
Huh? Where are you going?
Today, there is a young man!
This is Swinston Disco!
You're going to play for me?
Disco!
Is it fun?
It's fun! Yes, please come in!
Please come in!
Really?
Please come in! It's really fun!
Downtown World Disco Celtic Dance Party!
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It's fine!
Give me 100 yen!
No, it's fine!
Give me 100 yen!
Do you think it's funny?
Please show it to me!
I don't want it at all!
I really don't want it!
No, it's fine!
I've been calling you for a while now!
Come on!
Come on, you!
You're lonely, aren't you?
No, I'm not lonely!
You're stupid!
No, I'm not stupid!
What are you talking about?
Are you thirsty?
I'm thirsty, but it's normal for me to be thirsty.
Hey!
Drinker!
Talk! Don't be stupid!
You have a bad mouth!
I'm not stupid!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for the video.
Talk!
You're definitely drunk!
Shall we toast?
What are you talking about?
Cheers!
Let's have a lot of fun today!
It's about time, isn't it?
Let me drink a little more today.
You said that the other day, didn't you?
I haven't said it again today.
There are about four girls today.
About four girls?
Go, go?
Go, go, four girls.
Go, go, four girls and four girls.
I'm looking forward to it.
I don't say anything harsh.
More than 50 points.
I only say about 60 to 70 points.
Is it okay?
I'm scared.
Look at me.
Look at my reaction.
Hey, everyone!
Young girls, come out!
She's a devil.
You're making me laugh.
You're a devil.
The back of her eyes look like that of a customer.
I don't like those glasses.
Okay!
You're a devil, aren't you?
Hey!
What's this? 60 to 70 points?
Yes, about 60 points.
It's really big.
Hey, you!
Are you trying to kill me?
You!
Thank you for coming today.
Let's have fun!
Hey, say my name.
Huh?
Say my name.
Mitsuyo.
My name is Mitsuyo.
Huh? It's Candy.
Candy.
This is bad.
What's wrong?
This is bad.
Candy, this is bad.
This is like...
What's wrong?
Like...
I dropped something weird.
I didn't drop anything.
It's a record.
Oh, you wrote it in your room.
This is...
You're wearing a shirt.
Chiffre.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
King game!
You're good at this.
It's okay.
King game.
Okay, let's start with Hamada-san.
Okay, Hamada-san.
Okay, king.
Who will win?
Okay, pull it with your right hand.
Okay, pull it with your left hand.
Okay.
King, who is it?!
Me!
Gyaru number 8 and...
Macchan number 10!
Who is Gyaru number 8?
Me!
Give me a break!
Calm down!
Go to the side.
I'm taking a bath.
All you have to do is die.
Give me my glasses.
I feel sick.
Are you serious?!
This is a game! I'm sorry!
One...
Two...
Three!
Give me a break!
There's someone who's really good at dancing.
This guy.
He's really good at dancing.
I guess you're that good at dancing.
There are other dances like "trio".
But dancing is really difficult.
If you're not good at dancing, you're weird.
There's no way you were born with it.
There really is a "trio".
Okay! Music, start!
Okay, okay.
It's obvious you're old.
Give me a break!
Calm down!
You can't show this kind of downtime!
What? Are you fighting?
You can't show this!
What are you doing?!
It's a fight!
What are you doing?!
Don't fight!
Wait up!
Don't fight!
Do you guys want someone?
(I'm so sick of it, I can't stop it)
Hey, listen to me!
Hey!
I'm a king, I'm a fool, hey!
What's with this pot-like thing?
I'm so sick of it, I can't stop it!
This is a insect, hey!
Is there anything higher than this?
Higher than this?
Huh?
What?
Isn't it higher than a queen?
Isn't it a slow thigh?
Oh my god!
This is crazy!
Let's go home.
Let's go home!
Let's go home! I'm telling you!
Ha ha ha ha!
It's a special sale.
This is tough!
Wow, you guys are amazing!
Those two made a show of similar colors.
What are you going to do?
The red one is more of a tree and the blue one is more of a dog.
That's scary!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Special Sale!
It's been a while since we did this, hasn't it?
It's been a while.
Come to think of it, it's been about three weeks.
Is that so?
No, it's not.
It's not, is it?
It's been about two weeks.
It must be.
Special sales, special sales... It's been tough.
Oh, you've been doing it.
You shouldn't do that!
What?
It's a complete question!
What?
The other day, on Sunday...
After doing "gods" special sales for two hours, we did "kids" special sales for two hours.
You've been doing "kids" special sales for four hours!
You shouldn't do that!
No, it's not like that.
I'm not doing it sideways.
No, no, it's not like that.
You don't know about general sales.
For example, you've been watching "gods" special sales for two hours.
Now you have to put up with it and watch it again.
Right?
Now it's over!
Now you have to put up with it and watch it again!
What is "kids" special sales?!
"kids" special sales...
It's only getting worse!
My mom told me to quit drinking from 9am!
But it's still a sales!
It's still a sales!
But I don't know what "goods" and "gag" are!
It's the same thing, you know.
Gradually, gradually...
It's the same thing all along.
Yeah, and?
We think it's the same thing we do.
Yeah, we think it's the same thing.
Right? And you're definitely like that, too.
But numbers are appearing.
You're nasty.
You're starting to sound like Suga-chan.
Numbers and stuff like that don't matter, you know.
Numbers and stuff like that don't matter, you know!
You're really starting to sound like someone I don't like.
What?!
You know, this and that...
While I didn't know about it...
You know...
You made "downtown calendar" and stuff like that.
And now you're trying to sell it!
I can't stand it anymore!
Wait!
Even if you don't say anything, it's good that you're making money!
You really like money, don't you?!
You like money, don't you?!
Money, money, money, money!
It's not like that!
Dance with money!
You're a man who dances with money!
It's all about money!
It's not like that!
You guys really shouldn't be fooled.
That kind of thing, that kind of calendar...
What are you saying?!
It's really, really good.
I'm serious!
You're really...
What are you?!
You're the one who's "what are you?!"
No, that's what I'm saying!
I'm scared of you!
If you don't like it, say it!
What?
If you made it properly...
You made something with only characters, didn't you?
You made two kinds, didn't you?
I don't care!
Both of you, say it!
Are curry senbei selling well?
They're selling well.
No, I'm being honest.
Oh, you are?
I've only released it in the Kansai area...
Give me some too, give me some too!
I get a lot of requests like that.
Who are you?!
Who are you, you idiot?!
It's delicious!
It's dirty, it's dirty.
Even if you say it like that, I can't help it.
Hey, spit it out.
I have something I want to ask a New York-born old man.
Yes.
What is "kimpira gobo" called in English?
I have something I want to ask a New York-born old man.
What do you think it is?
Is "kimpira gobo" called in English or not?
Of course it is. English is everything.
So, for example, when you go abroad to New York or America,
and you want to eat "kimpira gobo", what should you say?
Yes, yes.
What should you say for foreigners to understand you?
Yes, yes.
But English is there, right? Foreigners don't understand you.
"Kimpira gobo" is English.
It's not English, it's "kimpira gobo" after all.
Basically...
You're a sticky Japanese, aren't you?
Is it okay if I say it backwards?
No, basically...
What did you say?
Kimpira gobo
I understand it, but...
It's kind of annoying!
I thought you'd say it backwards!
I thought you'd say it like that!
Does "kimpira gobo" work for you?
Of course it works for me.
But "kimpira gobo" doesn't work for me.
But you don't say "kimpira gobo" in your case, do you?
Of course I don't say it. I've always been in New York.
Then tell me about it.
Well, let's just say it.
What?
Reduestion, please.
Please.
Please?!
Please.
Regniston, please.
I don't know the beginning!
I don't know what "reduestion" means.
What did you say?
Regniston, please.
You're so stupid!
I'm sorry.
You don't know English at all!
I'm sorry.
It's "kimpira gobo".
Yes.
Right?!
"Gobo kimpira" will work, too!
I know that.
"Kimpira gobo", "gobo kimpira" will work, too!
I know that.
But if you dare say it...
Regniston, please.
Wait a minute!
Why didn't you say it in your first tone?!
You said it!
Right! In that tone!
In that tone!
Don't make me say it so many times!
I'm sorry!
In that tone...
"Kimpira gobo", "gobo kimpira" will work, too!
Right! Right!
But if you dare say it...
It won't work.
Thank you very much.
You said it.
The reason why I said it in my first tone is...
Ah, yes.
I'm sorry.
If you don't say it in your first tone, it won't work.
If you say it in your second tone...
Omae nagana ga...
Yarasero, konoyaro!
Omae nagana ga yarasero, konoyaro!
The meaning will change completely!
In your way of saying it!
In my way of saying it!
If you say it in your first tone...
The foreigners watching this video will misunderstand you.
What are you saying?!
That's what will happen.
I see.
I was very scared of it.
I was scared of it!
If you do business...
Like Mr. Mazumosu...
Can you go all the way into an empty bottle?
Because you can't go all the way in an empty bottle.
Yeah.
Um...
No, "yeah".
Where did you go in?
You know, there's a lot of bottles out there.
It's really tough.
What do you mean by "tough"?
Are there any bottles that are easy to go in or hard to go in?
Yes, there are.
What kind of bottles are easy to go in?
You know, um...
Bickles are the most popular right now.
Ah...
You have a big mouth, don't you?
On days off...
Bickles.
On days when there's nothing going on in the morning...
Bickles.
Why?
If you work the next day, you'll have a problem.
Because of the bickles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, of course.
It's pretty small.
It's pretty small, isn't it?
You know, everyone...
I...
I always think this, but...
You try to think from the negative, don't you?
Yes.
I think it's okay if you go in.
Yes.
I think it's okay because you can go in.
Ah, because you can go in, right?
Um...
Can I ask you something?
Yes, yes.
Um...
How do you go in?
If you put your finger in my mouth...
There's a lot of bickles.
Ah, well, if you say it normally...
If you say it normally...
So, how do you go in with the bickles?
Ah...
Mostly...
Um...
I break my legs.
Like...
Like this?
No, it's not that bad...
In the beginning...
I was always like this.
Yeah.
I was like that.
Yeah.
Um...
Well, I break my legs...
Who told you that?!
What?
Break your legs.
Ah, the person who went in first, right?
Hey, bring me some bickles!
Bring me some bickles!
Um...
What are you waiting for?
Come on, come on!
I want you to explain!
I don't care, come on!
What, what?
Oh, nothing! I was just trying to get a taste of it!
Yeah.
If you keep going like this...
Actually, there was someone who came in earlier.
Yes.
Someone came in earlier and saw you...
Yeah, and I told you not to try anything!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um... well, like "daughter, please".
Oh, you know that person!
Are you crazy?
Can't I come in with you?
Um...
Can't you bring me in?
No, of course you can.
I think you can.
Oh, really?
I think you can, but if you bring me in with you...
Who are you talking about?
No!
It's not like you're watching TV!
You should explain it to me!
What kind of person are you?
I don't know what I think I am, but...
What? What? What?
I don't know who you are!
No, I said you should explain it to me!
I don't know if you're famous or not, but...
I don't watch TV!
When are you coming in with me?
No, I thought it would be nice to have some bickles for a while...
Can you try a ramune now?
Huh? You're going all the way down?
Should I do it like this in there?
Has anyone ever tried to drink a bottle with a bickle in it?
Oh, that's fine!
Um, it would be nice if it came up to my waist...
The ramune, you know?
And like...
Should I hold a beer can and do it like this?
Thank you!
Masumoto-sensei, why do humans laugh when they are tickled?
Well...
What are you doing?
I'm not laughing!
Listen, listen, listen...
I'll say it anyway...
I don't laugh when I'm tickled.
You didn't laugh earlier, did you?
Yes, yes.
We are all born with a mission when we are born, right?
It's a difficult story, isn't it?
It's a difficult story.
I was born with a mission to entertain people.
That's right.
That's why I don't laugh.
No way!
I make people laugh...
But you were laughing and laughing and laughing while you were talking!
I've seen it many times!
What?
Oh, it's just my imagination, right?
That's why I laugh...
Huh?
What?
I don't make people laugh!
Huh?
What?
Oh, you were angry earlier!
Shut up!
That's the worst thing that can happen!
You can't make people laugh!
It's impossible for me to laugh by myself!
It can't be!
That's right!
Stop it!
Seriously?
Today is the worst winter I've ever had.
What?
Run!
Watch out!
Even if you scold me like that...
You...
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm a supplier.
I'm a demand and a supplier.
Right? I'm...
I'm a specialist.
That's it.
There was no twist at all.
I'm a specialist.
Why do you look so scared?
That's not what I meant.
You want me to laugh?
It can't be helped. It's my mission.
What are you...
Why do you do things like this?
I thought you'd laugh.
Hey!
(laughter)
It's already 4 o'clock.
(laughter)
Huh?!
(laughter)
Fuehehe?!
(laughter)
Fuehehe?!
(laughter)
I'm tearing up!
(laughter)
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
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