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ANTON, CHASE HIM!
A super-special project, "Anton's First Appearance!"
I hate it, too!
In the familiar big clash, the unpredictable happening repeats!
Oh, he's coming!
He's coming!
And now, in the entertainment world, a big boom!
Eguchi, Tamiyo, Ujiki, Itoi...
...shed light on "Downtown" and their fishing competition!
Come on, let's go!
All right, let's go!
Furthermore, "Tears to See, Tears to Talk"!
A life-and-death challenge for the stars, "Anton's First Appearance!"
Oh, it's you, too! It's been a while since we saw you!
And last but not least...
...the kid-specific "Bad Juice" is finally complete!
Are you going to eat me, too?
Egotistic!
EAT ME, TOO!
Egotistic!
"Downtown"'s "Kid's Kitchen" and "Arahende" special!
This program is brought to you by...
...trustworthy daily necessities...
...tiger marbles...
...lion...
...nitro...
...Noelia...
...Asahi Beer...
...and the following sponsors!
Today is October 15th at 9am and 11am for two hours.
We want to do something special with the kids.
This time we want to do it only with you, V.
If you look back at the past, it's pretty flashy, isn't it?
Do you have money on you?
I do have a lot of money on me.
There should be more people in front of the screen.
More people.
Yes, yes.
It's better like that.
It's like we're doing it.
Because it's special.
Yes.
Isn't there something flashy like that?
Something like that.
Yes.
If there's nothing like that, we can't do anything about it.
Yes.
What do you mean by "big"?
What?
No, what do you mean by "big"?
What do you mean by "big"?
No.
Something flashy.
Something lively.
Yes.
Something like a festival service.
Yes, yes.
Isn't it fine like that?
Last year, when I was in Spain, I saw something like a festival.
It's amazing.
Yes, yes, yes.
The impact and the meaning.
Yes.
There are a lot of people and it's flashy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Something like that.
A festival.
A festival, yes.
Yes.
I think the image is good today, especially.
A festival.
Yes.
It's like something you can't just do like that.
You can't do it like that, can you?
I can't do it like that.
As expected, you need something that changes into a cow, don't you?
Something that changes into a cow, right?
Yes.
Something that changes into a cow.
Something flashy.
If you say so, it's not strong, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
Yes, I don't think it's like that.
It comes suddenly and you run away.
So it's strange to run away.
Yes.
Is it strong?
For a single step wrong, it's bad.
It's like you're nervous at the last minute.
At seven in the morning, a large bus is laid out in front of a Japanese TV.
Then, young comedians gather one after another.
They face their biggest ordeal of their lives.
A contract is issued.
No matter what happens, no one will pick up their dead bodies.
Spain is a city of passion.
Every year, one of the world's three biggest festivals, Ushio-i Festival, is held in this country, which is well-known for soy milk.
It is said to be a proof of courage to talk about it and touch it.
This festival, which is said to be the most dangerous and even more frightening, exists in the Japanese entertainment world.
For the first time, the camera infiltrates this mystery-filled festival.
The first train has finally arrived at the festival's venue, Fuji-no-Susono.
What fate awaits them?
Young comedians get off all four buses one by one.
There are a total of two hundred people.
And the costumes they wear are all red hoods and red waistbands.
What does this mean?
No one speaks up.
A heavy, invisible sense of tension follows them.
And finally, the time has come!
Ushio-i Festival
There are people in front of me who I have seen before.
Thank you very much.
Today, everyone is gathering at a traditional festival.
Welcome!
I hope you're not injured.
You often participate in festivals.
I was worried you might not be able to do it.
Have you been deceived?
Please explain your intentions.
Today...
From here...
What's that?
Everyone...
It's a cage!
Isn't it a festival?
A lot of things fly out.
This person here...
Yes?
He's using a "tokon" towel.
Who is it?
If you all go out and get it...
If we get it?
If you get it, you have the most guts.
If you watch it on TV and recognize it...
But it's a festival, right?
It's a festival!
Then it's fun, so you have to say it!
It's a festival, so you have to say it!
Listen to me for a second.
Of course it's a festival.
There are stalls and such.
You're lying!
Please enjoy it to your heart's content!
Now, let's have our contestant teacher...
From Dachou Club, please come out!
Teacher!
We, entertainers...
We don't know what we're doing today!
You're lying!
And looking at the faces of our co-stars and staff...
I know you'll turn us down...
But since you're here...
The camera position...
The gun position...
The gun position!
The way you look at us...
The way you look at us!
The way you show your butts!
We'll calculate everything and get a good reaction!
Dachou Club, please come out!
Applause!
You're lying!
You...
You were off practice for three hours and you didn't say anything!
It wasn't as we agreed!
You were off practice but you didn't do anything but delicious food!
And you thought you'd be the only one eating delicious food here?!
Bam!
You're lying!
What in the world are you doing?!
Now, without further ado, I would like to call this person for the opening ceremony.
What are you doing, Haruyo?
I'm preparing for it!
What are you doing?
What is it?
Scary, scary, scary!
Let's go!
Now, without further ado...
Yes!
Are we going already?
Let's go!
A special for kids!
Wow!
Anton Chasing Festival!
Wow!
After the ceremony, you start walking towards the nurse.
Even if I get sick, if I can see your smile and kindness...
It's like some kind of pleasure, a little complicated feeling.
I'm looking forward to it!
For now, I'm looking forward to working with you.
To better and warmer medical care,
Medical machine of trust, Nipro.
Just my heart won't stop either
While the drama is starting for you
Cosmetic Renaissance Cosmetic Renaissance Jin is disappearing
Yose nabe! Yose nabe!
Yake gui! Yake gui!
Yose nabe! Grilled food! Yose nabe!
There's one more wave-shaped plate attached to the grill pan!
It's so good! So good!
Tiger Grill Pan!
One more!
Yes, ma'am!
You're so reliable, aren't you, my second child?
One more wave-shaped plate attached!
Yes! Go for it!
You too, my third child!
Tiger Hot Plate!
One more!
Yes, ma'am!
Anton Chasing Festival!
Go for it!
(shouting)
Mr. Yamato.
Yes, yes.
The fight has just begun.
Yes.
It's amazing!
(shouting)
Mr. Inoki, do you think you can win?
(shouting)
It's terrible!
(shouting)
Mr. Inoki is terrible!
(shouting)
Mr. Yamato was waiting in front of the pool.
(shouting)
It's wonderful!
(shouting)
It's wonderful!
(shouting)
Mr. Yamato is winning!
(shouting)
Mr. Yamato is winning!
(shouting)
Was it a terrible festival until now?
(shouting)
It's coming!
(shouting)
It's terrible!
(shouting)
Everyone, let's fight!
(shouting)
Hey! Why are you guys so short?!
Kill him!
I will not die!
I will not die! I will not die!
I will not die! I will not die! I will not die!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
At the highway...
This is how you pronounce it.
In the summer...
This is how you say it.
You often complain about the distance between you and the audience.
Where are you the closest?
The distance...
In the basement...
Basement?!
You are a cleaning lady.
Lady?
I was cleaning tunnels...
Tunnels?
I will say it...
What are you doing?!
Wait a minute...
I want to have an internal love.
Internal love?!
I want to have an internal love at my age!
Do you know "takaeba kiribasami"?
It's "takaeda", isn't it?
"Ellipsey Princely"...
I don't know! I don't know at all!
I have a question for you...
Why do you look at your watch like that?
I don't know!
My... my watch...
It's made of silk...
What?!
In the song "Carmen" by Pink Lady...
My name is "Carmen".
Carmen?!
It's funny...
It's funny, but it's not a good thing!
What are you saying?!
It's just different...
You... you... you...
Why "Pier"...
Is it "Pierro"?
What?!
What is that?!
What is that movie?!
That one... "Now's All Right"...
What is "Now's All Right"?!
It's a big hit!
"Magid"... "Magid"! "Magid"?!
Don't you have a pattern where your friends call you "talent"?
"Talent"!
You always say "talent", "talent", "talent", "talent"...
"Talent"?!
What about you, Matsumatsu-san?
Huh?!
You're different from Chonran-chan...
I'm different?!
"Dickshack"...
"Dickshack"?!
This person...
Speak clearly!
Where are you from?
You're from Issenji-chiho, right?
Look it up for me!
This is weird, too!
"Gagirotsukai Yaraende" special...
Tsukichigi! Ogeri-tai ga sen!
I'm your host, Hamada Masatoshi!
Thank you for coming!
Now...
For tonight's special...
Please welcome "Hanasuka"!
Now...
One by one...
Over there...
Don't stare!
One by one...
Please introduce yourselves one by one!
Go ahead!
Yes!
Last night...
When I was at home...
"Go for it, Yama-chan!" I shouted outside...
When I opened the window and said "thank you"...
The two boys happily came back!
This morning...
Don't cry!
I'm Hosei Yamasaki!
Nice to meet you!
And on top of the pie, there's a lot of Jimmy Onishi!
Nice to meet you, I'm Jimmy Onishi!
The other day, I watched the first talk video of Gaki no Tsukai.
When we used to talk in the past, you were so nice to me.
And today, I feel the same way.
I'm Chontan no Matsumoto.
Nice to meet you!
Now, "Atacama Reading"!
Now, this is a familiar one, "Atacama Reading".
I haven't written anything like it.
It's just an English book like this.
So, as if I had written it, let me proceed with the story!
The first topic is this!
"Elizabeth and Her Happy Comrades"!
It's a book like this.
It's a book called "Elizabeth and Her Happy Comrades".
It's about when we were all partying in a garden in England!
But who is Elizabeth?
She's a queen.
She's a queen?
Yes.
Her happy comrades are...
Who are they?!
Please explain that!
Her happy comrades are...
people like them!
That party was a carnival party!
Where did "comrades" go?
During the carnival party...
"comrades" gathered...
and that's how it started!
What are you trying to say?!
Francesco Jabies appeared!
What's that?!
What's "Francesco Jabies"?
He's one of Elizabeth's comrades.
He's one of her comrades?
One of her comrades!
One of her comrades, Francesco Jabies, appeared!
He was one of her comrades...
and we danced!
We danced!
We had fun dancing!
You had fun dancing?!
At that moment...
the president came and kissed her!
And...
and in the end...
we all went out somewhere!
Um...
let's talk about Zabiel.
Oh, I see.
Zabiel is a wonderful friend.
Zabiel is dead.
Don't kill such a good guy!
And with that, Zabiel...
received another letter.
Oh, that's nice!
Um...
another letter from one of his friends.
Another one?!
P... P...
From Peck-chan!
What's that about Peck-chan?!
Elizabeth...
fell asleep.
She can't sleep tonight either.
I see.
You...
What are you laughing at?
Now, reading Matano.
The second question is...
How to move a space shuttle that can be seen with one eye.
Yes.
Space shuttle...
Please don't look at me with cloudy glasses.
What are you saying?
Nobody is looking at you like that!
That's enough!
Yes.
Get on!
Get on the space shuttle!
Yes, yes.
When you open the door...
Yes.
There is a chair between you two.
Oh, is that so?
And when you push this lever...
The space shuttle will start.
I see.
When I saw that lever...
I thought it was obviously a lever.
What?
Is this a lever?
Now...
This is an entertainer.
It is quoted from various books of the 18th century.
What?
For example...
The butt of the space shuttle...
Was shaped like an electric conductor.
Even if you cut that conductor...
It still had the same shape.
But...
You're crazy!
There is an on and off buttons.
It's easy to understand.
Yes, it is.
And...
I pushed the on button.
I pushed it hard.
Then...
Click, click, click!
Well...
The sound of the space shuttle...
What did it sound like?
Yes.
While you were driving at night...
I put the lever in front of you.
Yes.
And then...
While you were driving...
Hey, your phone is ringing!
It's a commercial!
Hama-chan is in danger!
The biggest pain in the world!
God thinks of the plant story...
That it is important to take care of every day.
The plant story is finished with shampoo...
Treatment...
And amino acid components.
I want you to use it forever.
From Lion.
Pa-pa-power water.
It becomes water in your palm.
It's not only water.
I see.
God keeps it hard.
Pa-pa-power water.
F-win!
Pa-pa-power water.
New release!
From Lion.
Freshly cooked rice and delicious food...
Huh?
Freshly cooked, how much do you eat?
Hey!
Come on, say something, Omitatsu!
I see...
The freshly cooked rice is high in I.H. calories, and the three layers of marugama will make the rice flow, so you won't get fat!
Delicious!
♪ Tiger, I.H. jar ♪
Marugama!
♪ Freshly cooked ♪
♪ Remove the lid and wash it ♪
It's a tiner.
BIG CHALLENGE TOYOTA
Hey, you're riding it again today!
I am, I am!
Speaking of which, you're doing a big market campaign where you can ride all kinds of cars in Toyota's stores, right?
I am, I am!
I'll be there in a minute!
The largest market campaign in the country!
What Toyota has done for the future of one-box...
♪ Grambia! ♪
For example...
A wide indoor space...
♪ Grambia! ♪
Safety design...
♪ Grambia! ♪
Grambia...
Is born!
Head on!
Den-mon-ya-ba!
Okay, I'll let you think about it.
Okay?
While you're talking...
I'll tell you...
The first topic...
The topic is...
This!
What? Are you going to see it?
The mouth!
No, I mean...
The mouth!
Look at the mouth!
It...
It... looks...
It... looks... like...
Idiot!
Yes, tell him what you just said.
Idiot.
I don't know.
You don't know?
What did you do?
You don't know?
I don't know.
What?
Can you hear me?
Ah!
Ah, I see, I see.
Don't say it like that, idiot!
Who said it?
I don't know.
According to the legend,
Wakasanagi!
Now, Miyaji-san, what did you say?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Yes.
I don't know.
Wakasanagi!
Potato fried chicken!
Now, let's go!
And last but not least, thank you for waiting, Monmari!
Since it's a special, we'll pay you.
Now, let's see the Monmari doll.
Here you go.
Rule explanation!
The two players who sit back to back will first compete in "Kokon Tozai".
However, if you can't answer, a smelly crotch will approach you from the front!
In addition, there is a new attempt this time!
Now, and this time, we will open the back specially!
When the two players sit here,
the person who came out of this box will go to you.
The smelly crotch...
The smelly crotch will be decided here!
Now, then, Matsumoto-san.
Which box will you choose?
Smelly!
The smelly crotch of box number four, please come in!
The smelly crotch of box number four!
I... I already...
Now, box number three, please come in!
The smelly crotch of box number three!
What is this?
Now, then, let's go!
I'm talking, you know!
"Kokon Tozai".
Foreigners band!
What? Foreigners?
Get ready!
Sisco!
Abba! Abba! Abba! Abba!
Yes!
Abba was taken away!
I only had Abba next!
Why is that?
Ah!
You... you... you... you too!
Eagles!
What?
Eagles!
Yes, that's right!
(whistling)
I don't know!
(whistling)
(growling)
Something like moss is attached.
(laughter)
Well, it's true.
The next song is an anime song.
Yes, yes, yes.
It doesn't matter if it's just one phrase.
Yes.
Let's start with Mr. Matsumoto, who lost.
(whistling)
(singing)
Too long!
(laughter)
(whistling)
Wait a minute!
(whistling)
Wow, why is it so long?
(laughter)
Famous gyaru!
(whistling)
I'm doing it!
(whistling)
(applause)
(whistling)
I'm in shock.
(laughter)
I can't move.
(laughter)
I've been knocked down.
(laughter)
I can't move.
(laughter)
No way!
(laughter)
Hey, I'm Goku!
(laughter)
Don't look at me!
(laughter)
What? What? What?
(humming)
What? What? What?
Who are you?
(laughter)
I'm Genji Sawada.
What?
Genji Sawada.
Juri?
Juri.
Okay, I'm good.
(laughter)
(whistling)
Who are you?
(laughter)
I don't know what you're singing.
(laughter)
Daddy!
(laughter)
(whistling)
(laughter)
Who are you?
What?
I don't know what you're singing.
I've never asked you!
(laughter)
Who are you?
I'm...
Gohan.
(laughter)
Son Gohan.
(whistling)
(laughter)
(whistling)
(humming)
(laughter)
Who are you?
I'm Asuka Bilbon.
(laughter)
I'm Ultraman Kyoryu.
(laughter)
(whistling)
Zoffy.
(laughter)
Taro! Taro!
(laughter)
I'm Ultraman Ace.
(laughter)
Ultraman from outer space!
(whistling)
(applause)
(music)
Now, first, Mr. Yamasaki will show us which box.
Please show us the first box!
(music)
Oh!
(applause)
He's fighting him!
(applause)
The second box! Open!
(music)
Ah...
I'm sorry!
How is it?
Your pants are pink, aren't they?
Is this Jumai?
Then, Ms. Tei, let's set up like this.
Mr. Yamazaki versus the president.
Well, let's start with a simple one.
Yes.
The name of the fish.
Yes.
Goodbye, sea bream.
Sea bream.
Tuna.
Yes.
Mackerel.
Yes.
Mackerel. Yuta, mackerel.
Yes, I said it.
Shrimp. One step forward.
Salmon. Yes.
Mackerel.
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yamada-san, you wrote two titles, didn't you?
Mr. Glasses Talent, please tell us.
I don't know many talent's names.
Yes.
I'm sorry. That's all.
There is one more.
I don't know many talent's names.
Sushi-meta.
Yes.
Mackerel. Yes.
Shrimp. Yes.
Mackerel.
Egg. Yes.
(Whistle)
Time's up!
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
Let's have a competition one by one.
You, sit here.
Yes.
Well...
Please.
What is this?
Special competition, sudden decision.
For Tama-san, Maschan's crotch is...
For Okure-san, Kimi-san's crotch is getting closer.
So, who will pay?
Him.
Wow, it looks cold.
Well, well...
Take it out of there.
Why don't you take it out?!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Are you stupid?!
Yes, take it out of there.
Don't take it out of there!
No, you...
Take it out of there!
Don't take it out of there!
Please sit down.
Classical composer...
Who started it?
Rock, paper, scissors, please.
I lost.
It's you!
Come on! Come on! Sit down!
What are you doing?
Beethoven.
Schumann.
Tchaikovsky.
What are you doing?!
Sit down! Sit down!
No way! Wait a minute! I don't know what you're doing!
Okay, that's it!
Step three!
Wait a minute!
What is this?
You're laughing!
What's half laugh?!
I knew it! I thought you'd laugh wildly!
What's half laugh?!
Hey, isn't this Sime Sime's face?!
Next up is Candy's members!
Who?
Okay, Candy's members, starting with you!
Dan-chan.
Okay!
Su-chan.
Okay!
Miki-chan.
Okay!
Okay, let's go!
Wait, wait, wait!
Give me a break! Give me a break!
Hey! Wait a minute! Hey!
Wait a minute! Hey!
Wow, I'm starting to feel really sick!
I don't like this at all!
Okay, let's go!
I'm starting to feel sick!
Okay, let's go!
Give me a break! Give me a break!
Okune-san, starting with you! Let's Go! Three members!
Wait a minute!
Jun-san, okay?!
Chou-saku.
Okay, Chou-saku, okay?!
Chou-ji-san.
Chou-ji-san, okay?!
Okay, last one!
I don't like this either!
It's not over yet! It's not over yet! It's not over yet!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's not over yet!
It's hot!
It's not over yet!
It was really smelly!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
There's a rule. If I'm late, the show is over.
That's just what you think.
If you eat it properly, it's really...
Thank you very much.
It's shaking a lot!
It's shaking a lot! It's shaking a lot!
It would be nice if it stopped.
It's shaking a lot! It's shaking a lot!
It's annoying. I don't know why.
That's why you should say something like "time limitation" or something like that.
It's shaking a lot! It's shaking a lot!
A fierce battle between commercials and entertainers!
Now, the menu is getting more and more spicy!
This is the beautiful taste! This taste is spicy!
Asahi Super Dry!
That's about it!
Alright!
Let's have one more!
Here you go!
One more!
Refreshing and delicious!
Asahi Super Dry!
One more!
Did you get better?
It's been three months since I became a nurse.
I'm still not a full-time nurse,
but from a patient's point of view, I'm also one of the nurses.
Even if it's hard, I can blow it away with a patient's smile.
I will do my best not to betray your trust.
What did you do?
Here you go!
To medical care that is higher and warmer!
Medical machine of trust - Nipro!
A sad ballad
I broke up my friends' LINE
Just my heart won't stop
While the drama is starting for you
Cosmetic Lesson
Noevia
Are you sure you want me to continue?
Even if you cut it out, you can't make that much money.
If you do two, it's 15 yen.
I don't think it's possible.
No, it's impossible.
It's only two hours.
And you know, there are a lot of special movies out there.
I see.
In that sense, you want something fresh for casting, don't you?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I see.
So you want outside movies.
Outside movies are good.
Yeah, outside movies are good.
The first "Gaki no Tsukai" LINE special...
Celebrity fishing competition!
Hello.
We're back again.
People are starting to call us "black bass" now and then.
I'm sure everyone in the world thinks so.
So, today, we've gathered here for a special...
...for all of you fishermen.
Of course we're the ones fishing the most.
Yeah, you're right.
It can't be helped. We can do whatever we want.
First of all...
...the terrible Shigesato-san!
Thank you for having me.
Well, you know...
I hope you'll do your best.
If you don't know anything, just say it.
Yeah...
It's you!
This season is tough.
It's tough.
The last time we did it, it was pretty good.
That's why we said we'd catch anything.
Anyway, if you're overwhelmed by that big one...
Yes!
It's huge!
Look, it's 46cm?
47cm?
It's 47cm.
Wow!
It's the biggest I've ever caught.
You've changed your face over time.
You used to be so nice.
I want to be a nice man from now on.
Really?
That's why I'm fishing.
If you can catch anything, go ahead and do it.
Next up is...
Mr. Ujigitsuya!
This looks like a good one.
Yeah!
It's pretty good.
Yeah!
This is important.
When you come to Kawaguchi Lake...
First of all, you have to buy a business card.
This will help you maintain the lake and protect the fish.
That's why we recommend you to join us!
I really like your jokes.
Hahaha!
It's not a joke.
What is this?
Hahaha!
Please do your best.
Thank you.
Next up is...
Mr. Oguda Tamiyo!
Hello.
He used to be a fisherman.
Hello.
When you come to Kawaguchi Lake, you always catch something.
When I first came to Kawaguchi Lake, I couldn't catch anything.
When I first came to Kawaguchi Lake, I caught a lot of fish.
Hahaha!
I met your wife in Kawaguchi Lake.
Don't say that!
Hahaha!
Please do your best.
Thank you.
Next up is...
Mr. Eguchi Ryosuke!
Hello!
You don't know, do you?
Eguchi is a fisherman.
Well...
I was a fisherman about two years ago.
Oh, you were a fisherman about two years ago!
I haven't done it recently.
But Kawaguchi Lake is like a pond for me.
Hahaha!
So you're tired of it?
That's right.
Oh, you're tired of it?
Yes, I'm tired of it.
What are you talking about?
Hahaha!
What do you think of these members today?
They're pretty strong, aren't they?
Who do you think is the strongest?
Well...
I've heard a lot of rumors about Tameo.
Oh, really?
Actually, I've been there with Itoi once.
Oh, how was it?
It was pretty amazing.
Oh...
You're the worst fisherman in Eguchi, aren't you?
Hahaha!
No, no!
That's not true!
Okay, I'll explain the rules.
The person who catches the biggest one will win.
Oh...
It's a big fish.
It's not about the number.
Let's start!
Thank you for joining us!
Thank you!
Are you going?
Yes.
Someone bring it for you.
Will you bring it to the ship?
It's cold, so it's good to go.
It's good to go.
Everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
We're leaving now, but let's do our best not to embarrass ourselves!
Let's go!
I'm glad you think of it as work.
I'm happy!
Finally, in search of an unknown giant fish, the celebrity fishing competition begins!
I came here last night and caught a few fish.
I want to catch about twice as many in the actual competition.
Hamada is my rival.
Hamada is hard to catch.
I'm doing my best.
If I can catch up with my usual pace, I can catch a lot of fish.
The enemy is me.
If I win, I win.
In this memoir, I'm going to have a long career.
I can't lose.
That's why I'm wearing a war hat today.
I don't think I'll lose.
Today...
I'm going to catch one.
Everyone is strong-willed today, but I'm going to do my best and win.
Thank you.
Everyone is doing their best in this competition.
But the temperature is 15 degrees Celsius.
A high-technique is required to lure out the enemy.
The same goes for the downtown where we caught a lot of fish last time.
I'm glad you came.
Hamada's first catch was a big one!
I'm sorry.
I should have caught more fish.
At that moment, Eguchi's rod got bigger!
Can we see Eguchi's big fight after the commercial?
Magical bottle became a pot?
It's a magical pot.
You don't have to use fire and simmer it slowly.
It's easy to cook difficult food.
Tiger Magical Pot
It's a tiger.
Tiger water-boiling electric pot can boil a lot of water even if it looks small.
On top of that, it's electric and easy to cook.
This is a pot mirror.
Tiger water-boiling electric pot.
It's a tiger's roar.
New Free and Free
Sala Sala Shuu Tsuya Tsuya Shuu
Sala Tsuya Gami Shuu
Straight hair and Sala Tsuya Gami spray, newly released.
Here you go, Sala Tsuya Gami.
Sala Tsuya Gami Shuu
From Lion.
Take a walk later.
Mom, my head hurts.
Shh!
Bufferin listens to his stomach gently and quickly.
Here I go!
Bufferin wants to heal his headache quickly.
From Bufferin.
Here you go!
Alright!
Dad, one more!
Here you go!
Hey, Kiki!
Dad, one more!
It's refreshing and delicious!
Asahi's dad's pot, one more!
Autumn news!
Here it is!
Asahi's harvest festival fresh beer!
This autumn's delicious beer is Asahi's harvest festival!
New addition!
Another battle between women that took place in the shadows of Sekigahara's decisive battle.
Next week's "Knowing Night" will be broadcast on Sengoku Allcast.
All of the joy and sadness of a woman who survived a turbulent life.
Toyotomi Hideyoshi's wife, Nene.
Haran's disability.
I did it!
Ah, that was close!
I did it!
I'm sorry, but I'm letting you go.
This is frustrating!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
You look sad and happy.
Hey, you know...
I'm...
I'm getting a little hot.
I took it off.
Take it off and spread it out again!
This is frustrating!
On the other hand, the designated duo is going at their own pace.
Just now, as soon as I put on the jig head, it came.
Is it the speed of sinking?
We're pretty impatient, aren't we?
During this time.
Yeah.
Did it come?
Surprisingly, Matsumoto got a hit early in the game!
Ah, it came!
It came!
Matsumoto got the first hit!
It came!
It's not that big, but...
Well, but...
I'm getting impatient.
Is it going to come?
Hey, you know...
You look impatient.
No, no, no!
I'm impatient! I'm impatient!
The countdown team got a hit!
This is bad.
They don't even know that Matsumoto allowed them to go first in the race.
I'm gonna win for sure!
Hey!
I'm already nervous!
Liar!
What's up?
I want you to hook me again.
I'm still tangled up in something.
I'm gonna win for sure!
Hey, look at me! I'm so big!
Look at me!
Hey!
It seems that they've fallen in love with me today.
Oh!
They're coming!
Two of them are coming!
Forty-five minutes have passed.
They're interested in other boats.
Will Hamada be able to catch up with them?
It's heavy.
I thought so for a moment.
It was "mo" again.
I hope it won't be "zero" for the show.
The poor and helpless ship approaches while changing its position.
One hour has passed and Matsumoto still hasn't caught anything.
Everyone! Let's move!
Shall we move?
Move!
Why? You haven't caught anything!
Move!
You haven't caught anything!
I'm sorry!
You haven't caught anything!
Move!
What do you want me to do?
I'll take you there.
Is it two of you going downtown?
Two of you are going downtown together!
It can't end like this.
With the pride of a fisherman, one ship heads for the opposite shore of the lake to change its position.
Anxiety and impatience overwhelm everyone's tension.
Could there be a black bass at this point?
I think it was here.
It's here, isn't it?
It's here. It's definitely here.
Oh, it's here.
Too late.
It's here. It's definitely here.
It's definitely here.
Meanwhile, Eguchi...
Black bass!
...gets separated again.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm so frustrated.
Itoi and Ujiki continue to fish further away.
Yes!
And finally, Itoi catches something!
Fish!
It's a black bass!
Yes, it's a good one!
He seems to be in a bad mood.
Ito-san seems to have caught it!
What is this?
What did you do?
You should have been happier!
On the other hand, Ujiki, who has no luck at all, is in a strange mood.
I was in a hurry and it didn't work.
Shake, shake, shake.
You're good at playing.
What's wrong?
Hey, hey, baby!
What's going on?
Oh!
A bass pro knows Okuda Eguchi!
Hey!
As expected of a pro!
It's quiet over there!
Talk to me!
Somehow...
It's like a friend of mine has died.
It's raining.
It's raining mercilessly for two people who have nowhere to go!
I'm in the worst condition!
Hamada is as usual.
Oh, it's you again.
You come here a lot.
Okuda and Eguchi have come all the way to Hissoukan.
The sound of the reel resonates lonely.
And Hamada is...
A big yawn.
Did you want to do something?
Okuda finally gets a hit!
Shit!
Did you get a hit?
I got a hit.
I'm gonna catch one.
I got a big one.
Shit!
I don't think I can catch it no matter how many times I try.
Anyway, he can't catch it.
There's only a little time left.
Yes!
Did you get a hit?
I got a hit.
He catches a big one and a blue one.
Yes!
Itoi finally catches the second one.
Shit!
What is this firework?
And the signal of the end rings out.
I just heard a strange noise, but I don't know what it is.
It's over!
It's over?
It's cold now!
It's over!
That's nice!
What's up with you?
It's over!
After 120 minutes of hard work, the rangers have returned.
It's cold!
Here are the results!
Each of you has a cooler box in front of you.
Let's start with Itoi-sensei!
Itoi-sensei!
What is it?
It's a little plain.
How big is it?
It's small.
How do you know?
27!
Let's see Ujiki-tsuyoshi's box!
It's not there!
It's good!
It's really good!
Let's open it up!
Masumoto-sensei just caught it.
I can't hold it!
It's scary!
What is it?
Hold it!
It's like this!
28!
Let's see Eguchi-sensei's box!
It's not there!
Let's see Okutata-sensei's box!
It's there!
It's big!
It's big, isn't it?
It's big!
It's 7cm!
7cm is just right!
That means...
28cm!
Masumoto-sensei's box!
I want to thank you for catching it!
I want it!
It's a dream of a fisherman!
I did it!
Thank you for today, everyone!
Oh, this is delicious.
The winner of today is Matsumoto-san's octopus.
Wow, that's great.
He just signed it for me.
That's great.
It's big, isn't it?
Is it?
Oh, this is rare.
It's rare, isn't it?
Isn't it good?
I want to do something like this.
This first tournament ended with Matsumoto's victory.
I realized that I didn't have enough conversation with fish.
I caught some before the tournament started.
I'm sorry I lost, but I'm glad I caught some.
It's important to catch when you can't catch when you can't catch.
I'll catch some next time.
Thank you for your hard work.
From now on, I won't be an unruly kid.
Yeah!
From now on, I won't be an unruly kid.
Go for it!
After this, I won't be a kid's servant anymore.
When is this going to air?
It's been two days!
Two days.
Two days! I'm telling you from the side!
Who are you listening to? I'm telling you from the side.
I can't do it.
Let's do it.
What? Right now?
Let's do it.
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant anymore.
When is this broadcast?
Two days!
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant anymore.
That's it. That's all I have.
It's similar, right?
Right? It's not similar.
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant anymore.
Mysterious weatherman's firewood.
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant anymore.
Mysterious weatherman's firewood.
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant anymore.
You're scary!
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant anymore.
Let's start with a virgin.
What are you saying?
From now on, you're just kids' servants.
I'm scared.
What are you saying?
From now on, you're just kids' servants.
You weren't good viewers at all.
From now on, you're just kids' servants.
I'll give you my new gag.
A new one?
A new one.
I came up with the script for the first time.
OK.
Four, three, two...
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant!
I won't spread out! I won't dry up!
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant!
Watch me!
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant!
Don't watch the opening!
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant!
Nice to meet you.
Huh? No matter what I do...
See? I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it anymore!
From now on, I won't be a kid's servant!
I can't do it anymore!
OK, from five seconds ago...
OK.
Five, four, three, two...
Wait a minute!
Your seconds are weird!
Let's go with a sharp edge.
Five, four, three...
Something more...
Face forward!
Please.
Then, 5 seconds before... 5, 4...
No, no, no, continue.
Then, 5 seconds before...
Get out of focus! Get out of focus!
Get out of focus for once! Get out of focus for once!
Then, one more time. 5 seconds before... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Gaki no Tsukai ARAHEN DE SPECIAL!
STAR! Natsukashi no GOTAIME!
Hello!
Today, as it is Gaki's special...
Yes.
We would like you to appear in front of the stars.
Yes, yes.
I'm sure there are people you miss and want to see.
We have invited people you would like to meet.
Let's meet them.
Then, let's welcome our first guest!
Please come in!
Paru!
I'm sorry for being like this.
No, it's fine.
Paru Ichiban.
At 16 years of age, he worked for Amaguri Taro.
At the time, he didn't know what was right or wrong.
But he was kind and sometimes strict with him.
This is Watanabe Misao-san, known as "boss".
It's been 11 years since we last met.
- So what's up? - Well, since I've been in this world for 11 years,
I'd like you to do "one, two, three, da!" with me.
- Inoki's? - Yes, Inoki's. - I see.
I get it, but I don't know.
- Will we meet or not? - Yes.
- Anyway, please set it up for me. - What do you mean, "set it up"?
- What? - No, no.
- There's a setting for meeting you. - I'll set it up for you.
- Yes, please set it up for me. - What?
What does this have to do with meeting you?
Inoki's Useless but Special
Star's Nostalgic Meeting
Let me explain how you can meet.
We have prepared three 30-meter-tall cranes.
Today, you will be lifted up to the top and released onto the swing.
And you will meet where I have drawn you.
Lift me up!
I don't care if we don't meet anymore.
Now, first of all, let's have Mr. Haruichiban and Mr. Watarane meet each other!
Now, meet each other! Remember!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Meet each other!
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it!?
Boss, I have work after this, so I'll be home soon.
I don't think we'll be able to meet.
It's not one or two seconds!
Next, our guest! Please come in!
Hello.
Who did you meet today?
It was our first duo.
What was your name?
Oscar Mescal.
At the time...
That was bad.
I don't want to say it, but it's really embarrassing!
So you're Oscar?
No, I'm Oscar.
My partner is Oscar.
That's why I wanted to meet Mescal.
It's embarrassing!
Just like that, he went east.
His first partner since college days, Kodama Shinichiro.
It's been 13 years since he returned the 20,000 yen he borrowed during his poor time.
At the time, I was really frustrated.
I'm definitely going to be better than him.
Someday, I'm going to get the 20,000 yen back!
Today is your best chance!
Is that so?!
Can you look at me from above?
Can you look at me like that?!
First of all, you can definitely look at me from above!
Alright!
I'm going to return it!
Alright! Please!
Are you going to return it?!
Let's go return it!
Let's set it up here.
What do you mean, "set it up"?
It's a face-to-face meeting.
What do you mean, "please"?
Is this a situation where you're going to return the money?!
No, I have the money.
You have the money, but you're dressed like this!
Kodama-san, I'll wait for you. It's alright.
I'll wait for you.
Right, Oscar-san?
Wait a minute!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm really, really scared!
I'm really scared! I'm really scared!
I'm really scared!
This isn't funny! This isn't funny! This isn't funny!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! Help me!
Puno!
Cedo Puno's Super Heart Boost!
Good morning.
I'm coming in.
Here we go!
1.5th place!
Good luck! You're wonderful!
You can do it, Barbie!
Now it's full power!
Barbie of history, very rich!
Bring it!
Pavlon has become new!
It's Pavlon S. Gold!
Ensemblo's revolution has taken over!
The Bencalzo team will lower the inflammation of the throat's mucous membrane.
Nice to meet you, new Pavlon!
We have a new minor this year, too!
Hajime Choro Choro Chi Pappa
Achi Pappa
With that said, let's guess with a quiz!
Let's eat and guess!
"Oissa Mori Mori Cafe" is in progress!
Hokkaido is number one again this year!
Two faces, a quiz, a rap tour...
"Ninja Jewelry Roll" at Robinson Sapporo Store is number one!
Kamego
Looks good! Hurry up and eat!
Cheers!
Cool!
Cointination
Ah, "green gum"!
Let's chew after eating!
"Green Etiquette" in your mouth!
Dotte Green Gum
Nice to meet you, new team!
Sapporo's night was cold...
The sea in Ohotsuku was harsh...
It was cold in the winter...
But that's for Kusty Mint...
It's a womanager to a mint...
Sochingo to Tango...
Mint of Mint...
Frisk...
I'll give you back!
Give me back! Give me back!
Give me back 20,000 yen!
Don't break it!
Oscar...
Oscar, I can't give you back 20,000 yen!
His face has changed!
What's this movement?
It's like a Washington Treaty!
What kind of creature is this?
Coder Shin...
Coder Shin wants to meet...
His best friend who talked about his future when he debuted...
Mr. Narco...
He wants to sing a song for him today...
Coder Shin, are you ready?
Stand up! Stand up!
Shinjo!
How are you?
Shinjo!
How are you?
Shinjo!
How are you?
Shinjo!
How are you?
Look at me!
Shinjo!
Next guest, please!
Thank you for coming today.
Rassal Ishii.
He wants to meet his best friend, Tsuboshima Toru- san.
They met for the first time in 25 years.
What should we do today?
We don't have a class reunion anymore.
Oh, I see.
Let's have a class reunion and talk about many things.
That's a good idea.
Let's have a class reunion and talk about many things.
That's a good idea.
Is it okay?
Yes, it is!
I feel like crying just by listening to you.
It's okay.
Right, Higashi-san?
I think you should at least straighten up your neck.
You're right!
Okay, Ishii-san, let's go with the settings.
Settings?
Settings!
Excuse me, is it not here?
That's right!
W-what is this?
Huh?
This is called a "harness"!
I'm already used to it!
Harness!
H-h-h-harness!
You've worn it many times, haven't you?
Yes!
I was wondering if I didn't have to wear it anymore...
Wow!
You're already moved, aren't you?
No, I'm...
Wow!
I'm about to cry!
Huh?
You're about to cry?
Yes!
Well, you know...
I'm the vice president of PTA...
Is it okay?
I heard there's a sports day this morning...
Yes!
I didn't have to sit in the PTA seat...
Okay, please raise it!
Wow!
Wow, this is really scary!
Nooo!
Please stop!
Nooo!
Mr. Ishii!
Yes!
Then, if you have time, please answer us slowly!
5 seconds left!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Time's up!
It's been a while!
It's fun!
It's been a while!
Hey!
Hey, Mr. Ishii!
It's been a while!
Nice work!
Hey!
Hey, Mr. Ishii!
It's been a while!
Nice work!
Hey, Mr. Ishii!
It's been a while!
Nice work!
I'm going to the farther place!
Hey!
I'm going to go to the distant place!
Long time no see!
Um...
How are you?
Long time no see!
Mizuhan, did you say what you wanted to say?
Um...
I spoke quite simply, so...
You're lying!
It's been a while since you said that!
You said you'd call me later...
That's right! I said I'd call you later!
You're lying!
I'll call you later!
Takematsu Hideo.
We'd like to meet the great Teacher Tsukematsu, who studied here since elementary school.
It's been 50 years since we met him.
Let's ask for the teacher's support!
Let's go, teacher!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
I'm sorry, I didn't say it!
Time's up!
I'm sorry, I didn't say it!
Time's up!
I'm sorry, I didn't say it!
Time's up!
I'm sorry, I didn't say it!
I didn't say it!
You are too cruel!
I'm sorry!
There's nothing to skip, is there?!
Here it is, here it is.
Rock and refreshing.
Gicca Mort Club.
1,880 yen.
Autumn turns people into clowns.
New Lawson, new oden.
Autumn is oden.
What?!
You're mean, Papa!
What do you mean "mean"?!
Radish, lettuce...
It's hot!
This year again, oden is Lawson.
School is a shampoo shop, isn't it?
I finally found it.
I think my hair is weak.
New Super Mild Shampoo born.
Do you like hair?
Aroma has become new.
I think it's about time for a new one.
New aroma, take it and buy it.
It's a lie.
Campaign in progress.
Barglo, I'll fry your hair.
I didn't say it, but it's straight.
Don't fry your hair, simple and straight.
It's simple, isn't it?
Canebo, your style is super straight.
Do you choose coffee with aroma?
If you don't have this aroma, you can't call it Maxim.
Aroma's masterpiece, Maxim.
Seven-seater GT.
The car is large in size.
Three rows of seats make it easy to use.
Fun and powerful.
Mitsubishi New Chariot.
OKAIROBE RIZOTRANNA M/S is completed.
Your car is in my hands.
New car on sale this year too.
What is it?
It's a... wind general?
What? That's too difficult.
Kiriki-san-gu?
Sato?
You call me Sato?
Sato is Sato.
What?
Sato is Sato.
But you're Miyoji, right?
What's up with that?
Beamer Baby, but I don't know what you're talking about.
What's with you guys?
Say it!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Idiot!
Did he become a police officer?
What's up with you?
Well, well, well.
From that perspective, he's pretty good.
When it's over, I'll go home right away.
He's right!
See you.
What?
What are you saying?
When it's over, I'll go home right away.
No, it's a tour.
A tour?
It's a tour!
What's wrong with you?
Who is it?
Can you leave for a second?
Who is it?
Can you leave for a second?
Do you have a death wish?
What are you eating?
Shall we go home now?
Yes.
What are you eating?
You.
No, it's my first time.
It's your first time, so don't do it!
You have to do it!
Die!
You're a guest today, too.
Even if you do this...
It doesn't matter.
What is it? Tell me.
What's up?
Speak clearly!
Can't you say it?
There's a date course near Kobe's Portopia Hotel.
It doesn't matter if you don't know!
Bring me a full-bodied Soviet gun.
Do you know?
Do you think I don't know?!
Die!
What time is it now?
Is it 4 o'clock?
4 o'clock?
Isn't it a little late?
It's about 15 o'clock.
Isn't it a little past 10 o'clock?
I don't know.
What are you going to do?
What should we do?
Do you have anything in common with regulars?
Since it's a regular special...
That's right.
What do you have in common?
Oh, you mean that...
Juice?
That's it!
I don't care what you say!
It's juice, canned juice.
It's really, really bad!
Even in commercials, it's bad!
It's bad for you, too!
It's really, really bad!
It's impossible!
"Bad Juice Project," a product for kids!
Our country's juice production per year is 12,720,000 kiloliters.
Last year, 873 new products were released.
The juice industry is 4.5 trillion yen market share.
As companies strive for deliciousness,
our kids dare to make "bad" juice and sell it!
We immediately asked for cooperation from each beverage company.
We'd like to make "bad" juice and sell it.
Would you cooperate with us?
Yes, of course!
As each company expressed their concerns about "bad" juice,
we finally received positive responses from a beverage company.
Our staff went there for now.
Thank you.
I understand. Let's do it.
It's fun.
We can't make only bad things for our bodies.
After negotiations, the president was pleased.
"Bad" has five main factors.
They include sourness, sweetness, bitterness, sourness, and smell.
Making "bad" juice was extremely difficult.
After many trials and errors, we finally have a sample!
It's Matsumoto family's water.
Matsumoto family's water.
It tastes like freshwater water.
Many people drink this kind of water.
It doesn't look good.
That's right.
If you go to a restaurant, you'll see this.
Squid ink drink.
Sweet and sour black sugar flavor.
It smells like syrup in pancakes.
It doesn't look good.
Super carbonated drink.
Ignore the flavor and use it up to the limit of carbonation.
I like it.
It doesn't look good.
I like it.
Is it lemon?
Spice juice.
Wasabi and chili make it spicy and bitter.
It stinks!
It doesn't look good.
It smells like poop.
Smelly juice.
Mix the flavors and try the ultimate smelliness.
It stinks!
I can smell the squid ink.
It stinks!
It smells like Matsumoto family's water.
It stinks!
It smells really bad.
It stinks!
What are you doing?
It stinks!
Get out of here!
The juice chosen by the candidates is...
Durian-flavored stinky juice!
Durian is cultivated all over Southeast Asia and is praised as the king of tropical fruits for its exquisite sweetness and elegant aroma.
However, for some reason, it is prohibited to bring it to first-class hotels in Southeast Asia.
It is to produce a rotten onion-like smell inside the skin.
Durian is perfect for a bad juice!
The project was supposed to proceed smoothly with this juice.
I'm sorry. It's about the juice, but there's been a problem.
What is it? The situation is out of control!
Hey! Help me! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm not kidding.
Tourist bus. Now, the third bus.
Seven-seater GT. The vehicle is dark black in size.
Three rows of seats make it easy to use.
Driving is powerful.
Mitsubishi New Chariot.
Hokkaido-based remote runner MS is born.
Same as rice.
Three minutes in the microwave.
Otsuka-only new product.
Product name is "Ah! Let's eat that!"
I wonder if it's time for dyeing.
Same as rice.
Oh! Beautiful!
Now, the color is more and more bright.
This is the beautiful taste.
This taste.
Asahi Super Dry.
At night, you get used to the new feeling.
It's fast!
Here we go!
While you're sleeping, you get rid of the dullness of your skin.
New Elixir.
Dramatical Essence.
How do you like it?
If you say that, why didn't you say anything?
Hello?
I...
Do you know me?
I like you because you don't change.
Suntory new cudlin. 1,880 yen.
I'm sorry.
It's about juice, but there's been a problem.
What was waiting for us was such a harsh reality.
Because of the terrible smell of durian,
the production line became unusable.
Due to the factory's production refusal,
the project was put on hold,
and new sample making became urgent.
Thank you.
Extremely spicy juice.
One whole red pepper and two pieces of it.
It's so spicy you can't drink it without water.
Well, first of all, please drink it.
I don't know if you'll like it or not.
It's spicy.
Spicy.
Yes, it's spicy.
Spicy?
What the hell is this?
I have a bad feeling about it.
Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes.
Oh, but this is...
This is amazing.
Can you say "fire" to the world?
Fire.
Wow, wow, wow.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
If you drink one, you get two pieces of red pepper.
If you drink one of this, you get...
How many lemons do you get?
Stinky juice.
It's one tenth of what it smelled like last time, but...
You have to be very careful when you make this.
Is this the stinky one?
No, no, no.
It's pretty light.
I can't stand it anymore!
A tea that reduces sweetness.
A tea that's famous for being a diet drink.
I don't know if it's a little bitter, but it's sweet.
Hey!
It's not normal!
Try it.
It's not sweet at all.
Try it.
It's good.
It's good!
It's not sweet at all!
Try it.
It's not sweet at all!
What is this?
It's finally time for the final decision!
Well, for me...
I think I'll go first for today.
Yeah.
I'll go first.
What happens if you heat up the first one?
It'll work if you heat it up, right?
It'll heat up.
If you heat it up, it'll work, right?
Shut up!
Finally, it's been decided who's going to use the "bad guy" trait!
Well, I'll just have one and drink it up, and then I'll say "that's enough" and that's about it.
The content of the drink will be decided in 180 ml!
Um... "taco" is...
It's a big word.
The drink will be decided in a big mouthful!
Is "bad guy" juice really bad?!
Well, I'm going to drink one of "bad guy" juice.
Oh, no!
Too much, too little.
Oh, it's burning! It's burning!
It's burning!
Can you hear the aftertaste?
What's this?
The aftertaste is...
This is bad. I'm getting numb.
In winter, your mouth gets warm.
It's only your mouth that gets warm.
Around here, it feels like you're getting cold.
The bad aftertaste has shocked all the members.
What will its reality be?
It will lead humanity to an alternate world!
The aftertaste is...
This is also "kid's water"!
Its taste will make dragons' tears flow and shake up the world!
It's a bitter taste that humanity has never tasted before!
Downtown's "kid's water" will be on sale in stores!
After the commercial, something deep and mysterious will happen!
Oh!
Pico!
It's true! It's delicious!
Cocha is pico!
Pico!
In dry seasons, mineral water for dry skin "hadasui" (skin water)
Anytime, anywhere, you can use it a lot and it feels good!
Your dry skin gets a little moist and just right!
"Chiseido" skin water
"Hadasui" sho!
Do you want to do it?
"Yumai" "Yumai"
Look!
"Nazu" "Yumai"
Melt the umami and eat from the core
"Yumai" "Yumai"
I am an iron officer
"Yumai" making
Welcome
What is it? That hat doesn't suit you.
I'm worried about my hair
"Then it's "Adurance"'s "Pinpoint Cyber"
Strong, light nature
Pinpoint Cyber
"Erodero kurogoro e" (Music)
Give me a call
"Ko-sama?" (Girl?)
Good morning, good day
With this coffee, I will begin.
Nescafe Xanagar Ski
One day, one day, one day, one day, one day, Nescafe
Driving feel that has never existed before.
Imbex Sport Mode High Speed A/T
New Diamante, which will surely change sedans.
Newly introduced special user, 25x.
New liquid, after being moist, only sticky.
Ah, feels good.
This is non-oily.
Moist, but not sticky.
Optune Liquid Foundation.
It's big, isn't it?
Hm?
That one.
Do you want it?
That's not the case.
The best part is only the delicious part.
It's good.
Yes, it is.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
He comes out and...
He's wearing this kind of shoes and this kind of skirt.
Sansa Don...
Oh, it's cold.
It's OK. It's OK. It's OK.
It's OK. It's OK. It's OK. It's OK.
What's this?
Cats gather and do something.
When that's over, next...
You can't say a single word.
I didn't say anything until you said that.
You can't say that until you come back!
It doesn't matter at all.
You can't say that until you come back!
He's trying to escape quickly.
Wow!
It doesn't matter at all. You can't say that until you come back!
You can't say that until you come back!
It's hard to dance. It's hard to dance.
Dancer!
Oh, that's all!
Oh!
Why is matcha so wonderful?
What are you doing?
You can't say that.
I don't want anything!
You can't say that!
Even though you're fat, you call your father "big" and call him "milk"!
That's all!
But...
I think there's one more.
Can you make money?
Huh? Can you make money?
Money? I don't have money.
You don't have money?
I don't have it. I'm done working.
That's why I'm going to ask you, if you want to work for me or not.
Let's hear it.
If it's a commercial, something happens to me. What would you do?
The real Honmushi Honkatsuo.
The new self-rolled rice ball is the selected Honkatsuo.
It's dazzling and new.
The new self-rolled rice ball is also amazing!
Seven, eleven, eighteen...
The chicken rice ball is also very popular!
Whether it's serious or not, I want to hold you.
With two faces, love.
Love song.
Ginza Jewelry Roll. Robinson Sapporo branch, first floor.
The bubbles are...
pitchpitching.
Do you know?
Pitchpitching, pitchpitching, pitchpitching, pitchpitching...
Pitchpitching, pitchpitching...
Suntory. Hops Dry.
New release for 180 yen.
Honda Cowboy.
City's first light black car.
CR-V, new version.
Weekends in Primo, Vernoe.
If I had to compare it...
It's like gold...
chocolate.
Glico chocolate.
I like it.
I really like it.
Glico!
Enrich!
Now, if you want Enriching,
every month, 500 people will receive products of their choice!
Present sales are in progress!
For more details, look at the back of the product and apply by typing!
Enrich!
Observe!
This year's Observe is...
Kubudeka Walnut in addition,
even stronger against ice!
Kubudeka Walnut's Observe!
Please show it to me!
Toyotaiya
Customers don't just taste it,
but also check the quality of the rice!
Yes, we only serve good things!
It's good, isn't it?
We will deliver delicious rice all over the country!
Walnut Rice!
What did you say?
Skydiving is different from
picking up tips and tricks.
No way!
It is different from skydiving and
picking up tips and tricks.
Wh-what will you do?
Wow!
What is it with you?
Yuma-chan, who do you want to use?
Hmm, I don't know which one is better.
I'm not saying which one is better.
In the end, I'm not saying which one is better for you.
What do you think?
Um...
I don't think it's a good idea.
It's a good thing that Nadolian did it.
What about Hana-chan going abroad?
That's a good idea.
Right?
That's a good idea.
That's tough.
If you have a purpose, you can make it happen.
Really?
You don't have a purpose, but you're going abroad.
That's crazy.
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
Abroad.
Abroad is good.
You know...
But it's been 30 minutes.
Yeah.
We've been doing it on other channels, haven't we?
Yeah.
We can't go abroad yet.
Abroad is good.
We should close it gradually even in the evening.
We're the last ones.
Yeah.
Gradually...
Yeah.
I wonder if it's a copy of that guy's...
Yeah.
I wonder if it's a copy of that guy's...
A copy of that guy's?
Yeah.
I wonder if it's a movie of the guy on the other side.
I don't know.
I wonder if it's difficult.
I'd like you to ask me about it.
I want you to listen to what I have in my eyes.
And then me.
You're definitely watching, aren't you?
I hope you don't miss it. It's special.
Take it off.
What should we do?
I want to do it with two hands.
What should I do?
You look like you've done enough.
It's no good.
That's a problem.
If you say there is one in the temple, you would look at it properly, but if you don't, it's tough.
Chopsticks, chopsticks.
I think we should do a serious Shirahadori performance.
Well, it's not a gag performance.
No, no.
It's not like Shonin Gyoza.
Not like that, not like that.
Two or three.
I think we can do a lot of Shonin Gyoza.
Two or three.
Right?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
It's not just you guys.
Shirahadori.
Wait.
A serious Shirahadori performance.
Yes.
I wonder if we can do it.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Wait.
How about that?
Wait.
No, instead of you doing it, you do it for me.
Yes, I'll do it for you, Sumei.
It's a problem.
It's a difficult pattern.
Did you do it?
Yes.
I wonder if we can do it.
We've done a lot of different patterns.
We have to do it.
We have to see how we can do it.
Right?
Yes. Yes.
(laughter)
How about like Tsukasa?
Hmm.
No, it's fine.
Huh?
Yes.
Then let's do it like that.
Yes.
I want to break free.
Excuse me.
Hello.
I want to break free.
Hello.
I want to break free.
Hello.
I want to break free from your lies.
I'm so sorry.
(laughter)
What are you doing here?
I'm going to break free.
I'm sorry.
(laughter)
Hello.
It's been a while.
If you were here, you'd be in trouble.
(laughter)
I feel sorry for you.
Your shoes are new, aren't they?
I thought you'd finally come back, so I bought you new shoes.
It's only been a couple of seconds.
(laughter)
Bye.
(music)
They're not bad, are they?
(music)
They're good.
(music)
They're not big, though.
(music)
Well, but...
(music)